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After
his loss to Bobby Roode, James Storm asks for his unconditional release. Master Bull declines but says that he will
offer to trade Storm to the CSWA. Storm
says that is acceptable. Bull and Hogan
meet and agree to trade Ken Anderson to the HWF. The trade is effective immediately.
The
Fiend follows the Miz to the set of his new film (title unconfirmed). The Fiend is mistaken for an extra for a
scene and gets added to the mix. During
the scene, the Miz is under fire and barely escapes. As he is moving off-camera, the Fiend stands
in his way. The Miz was not expecting it
and falls backwards and sets off explosions that were supposed to be in the
next scene. The director yells at Miz
but he complains it wasn’t his fault. The
smoke finally clears but the Fiend is gone…or was he really there in the first
place???
The
show finally begins with Bram heading to the ring and talking about not being
used. Adam Rose comes out and says the
same thing. The two have a singles match
but it ends up getting thrown out after MVP and Adrian Neville get involved. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and makes this a tag
team match. This one almost goes the
distance. For the first two minutes,
Rose and Neville were in control. After
that, not so much. The match went right
to the wire. In the ring, MVP hits Adam
Rose with a fisherman’s suplex and starts to go for the pin. On the outside, Bram sees that the count will
expire before the ref counts to 3 so he jumps out of the ring and blocks the
timekeeper’s view of the clock. This
allowed MVP to get the 3 count and thus secure a win for his team. The timekeeper tried to have words with Bram
but ended up getting pie-faced.
A
vignette airs with Hardcore Champion #cj says he’s taking a break from his
hectic wrestling schedule and going out to a nice restaurant. After making a ruckus (he is an egotistical
ass) and orders his food (the waiter made him pay in advance…just because), Big
Show (a briefcase in hand) w/ Lil Naitch walk in. #cj sees him and freaks out. He bolts through the restaurant, through the
kitchen and out the back door. Big Show
and Lil Naitch were only there to eat.
Wonder why #cj ran? (As a
reminder, Show’s Money in the Bank contract allows him to a match anytime,
anywhere 24x7 as long as a ref is present).
Show and Lil Naitch end up being seated at what was #cj’s table and are
immediately served all the delicious food #cj had ordered for himself…and it
was free since #cj already paid for it.
By the way, the briefcase he was carrying was not his money in the bank
contract; it was his travel case.
Ken
Anderson makes his first 2015 HWF appearance and heads to the ring. Before he can start talking on the mic,
Sheamus comes out and says that he wants to welcome Ken to the HWF the best way
he knows how. Ken asks “Alcohol?” Sheamus laughs and then hits Ken with a
Brogue Kick. He laughs and walks off.
The
Band come out and call out the Ascension. MJ comes out and says that his team
is NOT defending the titles tonight and that these impatient no-bodys just have
to wait. Axe suggests a 6 man
match. MJ likes that and says his team
with Kane is just unstoppable. Pick and
Axe better go find them a schmuck to team up with them. Axe looks at Dirk and asks “I didn’t think
of that.” They leave the ring.
Our
next match is Bo Dallas vs Stardust.
This was another one that went long (28 minutes). During the match, both men were in control at
different times but it seemed that the longer it went on, the more bored the
fans got. Stardust saw what was
happening and they were beginning to lose the crowd’s interest. Stardust puts Bo on the top turnbuckle and
then climbs. He lifts him via a suplex
but then turns it into a jackhammer. The
crowd pops huge for it. Stardust makes
the cover and gets the 1-2-3. The fans
actually start a Stardust and “that was awesome” chant. Some of the fans who had left asked their
neighbors about what happened and instantly regretted leaving during the match.
The
Scorpion Warrior Sting heads out to the ring and calls out Bray Wyatt. GM Master Bull comes out and says that Bray
is not there tonight. Sting says that
Bray is manipulative and will do evil things. Sting says he will not stoop to Bray’s level
and he will fight with honor and with the backing of the fans, he will beat
Bray. Bray needs to watch his back. Sting then leaves.
‘Black
Machismo’ Jay Lethal makes his way out and says that since losing the
X-Division title so long ago, he’s been put on the sidelines. He wants back in
the action. Newly recruited (from HWF)
Curtis Axel comes out and challenges him to a fight. Curtis says that AxelMania is on fire and will
help him defeat Lethal right here and now.
Lethal hits a springboard dropkick that sends Axel out of the ring. He is back in and hits Jay with single leg
takedown and follows it up with a running one-handed neckbreaker. That was it for Lethal. Curtis rolls him up and gets the 3
count. Axel does some posing for the
crowd (ala Hulk Hogan) and then leaves.
(2 min for the match; 3 for the posing)
AJ
Styles is in the back and says that Randy Orton is a sore loser. Styles beat him fair and square but if Randy
wants to make it personal, so be it.
Anytime, anywhere Orton wants to get beat again, he’s game. Orton runs in and attacks him and drops him
with an RKO. “Anytime…anywhere…damn
straight” Orton says before leaving.
Elsewhere backstage, the Band (Axe and
Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon) are trying to convince someone…anyone to be their
partner tonight. Absolutely NO one wants
to team with them. Finally, David Otunga
comes over and says he’ll team with them on two conditions…1) they pay him an
appearance fee and 2) He gets to start off the match. The Band agrees and they finally have their
third member.
We
go back to the ring for our Women’s match with the Beautiful People v1 (Belle
and Valentine are v2) Madison Rayne and Angelina Love taking on Paige and
Natalya. This one saw both Paige and
Natalya get injured (Paige twice) but even with that advantage, the Beautiful
People could not stop the onslaught from their opponents. The match ends up going to a 30 minute time
limit draw. Paige had to be helped by
medics when she left the ring.
It
is time for the MAIN EVENT. The
Ascension and Kane will be taking on the Band and David Otunga. As the Band came out, they gave Otunga a
briefcase (presumably filled with cash) and they headed to the ring. MJ comes out next and introduces his team
Konnor and Viktor – The Ascension and then introduced Kane. Otunga got his wish to start off but Kane
opted to begin. Otunga was not
happy. This one went 9 minutes and did
not see the Band get involved at all.
Each time Otunga tried to make a tag, the Band would step away. Otunga got destroyed. First by Kane and then Viktor and
Konnor. The end finally came after
Konnor hurled Otunga out of the ring and he got counted out. Kane and the Ascension were victorious. After the match, Axe hits Otunga with the
Axe and Dirk hits Otunga with the Pearl drum drop. They take their briefcase and leave.
GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and thanks the fans for attending but he is interrupted by
the familiar music of the Super Warrior.
SW comes out to a pop from the fans (those that didn’t immediately take
off). He heads to the ring. “ My apologies Mr.
Hoooogan but the Suppa Warriah has something to say. The Suppa Warriah says he’s had a great run
and feels that the time of the next generation is on the horizon. With that said…” Super Warrior is interrupted by MJ. “Our time is now you big doof. Your time has come and gone. Leave now before you get hurt anymore.” SW began hulking out in the ring. “Maggot, you dare interrupt the Suppa
Warriah…” He is cut off after Konnor and
Viktor run out and beat him down. They
hit the Fall of Man on him and leave him out.
Viktor takes the mic. “This is
the time of the Ascension. Anyone who
has a problem with that can deal with US.”
Konnor takes the mic “You don’t like it, we don’t care.” They stand over the prone form of the Super
Warrior as the fans throw junk at them in the ring. They drink in the fans reaction and seem
pleased. MJ was fortunate enough to have
an umbrella with him so he didn’t get soaked.
That
is all for now. Stay tuned for more
action.
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