HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – 02.04

Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Warzone (live and on PPV) will be coming to you from Houston TX in one short week. 

The show begins as Bray Wyatt cuts a promo (in candlelight) about how men are defined by actions, but he is no man; he is the spirit and he is the reaper. He asks why ‘they’ think there will be no consequences for action, but he is the Devil knocking on your door right now. Bray he says ‘he’ just wants to come home and to let him in, so let him in.  “Brock Lesnar, let me in.”  He then laughs uncontrollably.  Freaky.

The first match of the night has A-Team member Antonio Cesaro taking on the Warrior of Truth.   The match is a short one after Abyss came out for the distraction and Cesaro gets the win after hitting a bicycle kick.  (5 min)

Roving reporter Clarkus Kentus comes out and says he is going to interview the top 2 women in the sport today – AJ Lee and Ravishing Raquel.  The Women’s Champion comes out first and is followed by the Diva’s Champion.  Clarkus tries to ask AJ why she attacked Raquel at the contract signing but before she could answer, they are interrupted by Cactus Jackie.  Jackie comes out and tells Clarkus he is NOT interviewing the right women.  She is the ONLY person who should be considered as the top woman in the sport.  She issues a challenge right then and there that she wants the first shot at whomever walks out the Undisputed Women’s Champion.  She pulls out a kendo stick she had hidden and started hitting AJ and Raquel with it.  As Clarkus tries to restore order, Southern Belle runs down and chases Jackie off.  Belle says she wants Jackie in a match tonight.  GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that match will be later.

Our next match is ‘The Man’ Austin Aries taking on the Super Warrior.  SW went toe to toe with Aries and he started to panic so he called out Cesaro.  Antonio comes out which throws SW off his game.  Aries ends up getting the win after hitting a slingshot corkscrew press. (12 min).  After the match, the Warrior of Truth runs out and he and Super Warrior clean house.  The A-Team has two wins under their belts.

We cut to the back where the Miz-fits (the Fiend and the Miz) throw out an open challenge to the Band (Pick and the Axe).  Dirk and Axe walk over and say that they have to decline.  They feel robbed from their match against the Ascension and want a rematch against them.  GM Master Bull comes over and tells them “tough shit” and a new match is being added to Warzone – the Miz-fits vs the Band.  Dirk and the Axe are not happy about that.

We head back to the ring and John Cena makes his way out.  He gets in the ring and calls down Dolph Ziggler.  Ziggler makes his way to the ring.  John tries to explain his actions and how he was just frustrated with where he is in his career.  Dolph calls bullshit.  Cena knew exactly what he was doing and he wants the real reason.  Cena does a big sigh and then attacks Dolph.  Cena beats him down and kicks Dolph out of the ring.  The Caped Crusader comes out and makes his way to the ring.  CC asks what exactly Cena thinks he’s doing.  He is a super hero to kids all over the world and John is turning his back on each and every one of his fans.  Dolph climbs back in the ring and is pissed.  The Caped Crusader turns around and asks Dolph to calm down so they can figure this out.  CC then HITS Dolph with the WAM!BAM!POW!.  WHAT THE HELL???  CC then stomps on Dolph and kicks him out of the ring.  The Caped Crusader has just turned evil.  WHY CC, WHY?  The Crusader shakes hands with Cena and they leave at the same time.

Master Bull says he wants to see another match between Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) and the American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) so that will be taking place later this week.

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Cactus Jackie taking on Southern Belle.  Belle went to town and was beating the tar out of Jackie.  At one point, both women were fighting on the outside of the ring and then rammed her, sternum first, right into the steel steps.  Belle couldn’t catch her breath.  Jackie drags Belle back in the ring and locks her in the Desert Stretch.  Belle, overwhelmed with pain, tapped out.  Jackie got a win in very dirty fashion.  I don’t think this is over between them.

GM Hulk Hogan says he wants to give Phoenix native (Luke warm) Lucas Johnston another shot and in fact, his opponent will be…AJ Styles.  Hogan also says that to even out the rosters, Samoa Joe will be moving over to the CSWA.

Intercontinental Champion Buff Austin comes out and gloats that he is still the champ.  He is interrupted by the Celtic Bad-Ass Sheamus.  He says that neither of them are at the PPV so he is invoking his #1 contenders match.   Tyler Breeze makes his way out and says that he defeated Buff Austin already so he should be the #1 contender.  Sheamus asks why after he lost his title in pretty quick fashion against Kane.  Breeze says he can say the exact same thing about Sheamus losing his title to Mark Henry.  Breeze gets into Sheamus’ face (Buff Austin tucked tail and left like a coward) and Tyler challenged Sheamus for his spot.  Sheamus agreed.   HWF GM Master Bull came out and said he likes where this is going.  Tonight, Sheamus takes on Tyler Breeze and the winner gets the next title shot at...he looks around for Buff Austin and he’s nowhere to be found…Buff Austin’s Intercontinental Championship.  This match is next.

For the first few minutes, Sheamus held his own but then Tyler just opened a huge can of whoop-ass (not sure where this can was when he was taking on Kane) and really took the match to Sheamus.  Sheamus would battle back but Tyler kept shutting him down.  Tyler catches Sheamus with a superkick which sent in to the ropes and then dropped him with a chop.  Tyler makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Tyler Breeze is now going to get the next title match against Buff Austin.  (23 min)  While celebrating in the ring, Buff Austin runs back down and tries to attack Tyler but Tyler caught him sneaking in the ring and dropped him with the Implant DDT.  Buff Austin rolls out and slinks to the back in total shock.

It is time for the main event.  The third and final member of the A-Team Abyss is taking on the newest member of Team Warrior – the Scorpion Warrior.  The Scorpion Warrior held his own against Abyss until Abyss hit a Black Hole Slam on the floor.  Sitting at ringside in disguise is Cesaro and Austin Aries.  As Abyss distracts the referee, Cesaro and Aries attack the Scorpion Warrior and beat him down.  Aries throws Sting back in the ring.  Running down the ramp come the Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth and they attack Aries and Cesaro and the 4 of them brawl throughout the crowd.  Abyss picks up Sting and delivers an eye rake blinding the Scorpion Warrior and then hits another Black Hole Slam in the middle of the ring and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  The A-Team win all 3 of their matches. 

That is all we have for now.  Stay tuned as the countdown to Warzone begins NOW.