Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We were just told by GM Hulk Hogan that our main event will be Kurt
Angle vs MW3 for the World title in a best of 3 falls specialty match. However, if Kurt loses, he will be traded to
the HWF.
We
were also told The Ascension and Kane will take on the Warriors for the titles
at a future show. It seems that the
Warriors accepted the match.
The
show kicks off with our first match. Big
Show vs Alexander Rusev for the North American title. GM Hulk Hogan comes out to say that this will
be one fall takes all but Rusev wants a specialty match. He calls for a Russian Chain. Show surprisingly agrees quickly. The Bulgarian turned Russian immediately
blasted Big Show with the chain multiple times weakening the champ. He eye raked Show with the chain causing Show
to bleed. Show began to battle back and
even both men fought on the outside of the ring for about 2 minutes (this is a
no-countout match). Rusev drops a knee
to Show’s windpipe and the champ is struggling for air. Rusev then picks up Show and nails the
Accolade. He makes the cover and the ref
counts 1…2…3. Alexander Rusev has just
defeated Big Show and is now the NEW NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION. Rusev gets the mic and tells the CSWA that he
is taking this title back to Russia and will hand it to President Putin
himself. “Over my dead body” rings
through the speakers and out runs Daniel Bryan carrying the American Flag. Bryan starts pelting Rusev with lefts, rights
and kicks. Bryan nails a dropkick that
sends Rusev out of the ring. Rusev is
pissed. Daniel says he is the official
#1 contender. Rusev gets back in the
ring and the two slug it out. Rusev
grabs the American Flag and begins to choke Bryan with it. The fans get pissed at this action. GM Hulk Hogan runs (well, hobbles) down and
breaks it up between the two. Hogan says
that these two will meet…and Daniel interrupts with “at WRESTLEMANIA.” The fans pop huge and Hogan looks shocked at
Bryan for making this announcement.
Rusev leaves at Hogan’s insistence.
Bryan gets the American Flag and climbs the turnbuckle waiving it to the
cheering of the audience. I guess we
have our first Wrestlemania Match booked. (12 minutes for the match; 20 minutes
for the segment)
In
the back, Angelina Love introduces Madison Rayne into the Beautiful
People. Southern Belle and Fusion
Valentine don’t care for this. Love says
that if they don’t like it, they can have a match and the winners get to keep
the moniker. Belle and Valentine agree.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is The Fiend w/ the Miz vs the
Axe w/ Dirk Devon. For 9 minutes, the
Fiend took the match to the Axe but it was after the Miz tried to get involved
that the tide turned. Dirk had hit the Fiend with a chair behind the ref’s
back. Dirk then dropped the chair and
Miz picked it up. The ref saw Miz
chasing Dirk with a chair and then sent him from ringside. After that, it was Axe with illegal
interference from the Pick that the Band got the upper hand. After hitting a power punch, Axe drops a knee
to the stomach of the Fiend and pins him in the ring (Axe used the ropes for
leverage). Master Bull came out and said
that since Dirk Devon wanted to get himself involved in a match, he would be in
one next. (19 min)
The
Miz vs Dirk Devon happens next. Miz ran
back down and attacked Dirk before the bell could ring. Axe jumped in and started to double team Miz
until the Fiend recovered enough to even out the odds. Master Bull then banned Axe from
ringside. Dirk was taking the match to
the Miz and this time, the Fiend caused distractions on the outside of the
ring. At one point, the Fiend got on the
apron and Dirk hit him with a punch and this allowed Miz to hit the Mizard of
Oz and pin Dirk in the middle of the ring.
The Fiend got in the ring but Dirk rolled out and made his way to the
back. Axe came back out to help his
partner. The Miz-fits celebrated in the ring briefly before heading to the
back. (20 min)
In
the interview area, ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston says that he is not getting a
fair shake in the HWF/CSWA. In walks GM
Hulk Hogan who corrects him by saying that Johnston just isn’t performing to
the expectations of the CSWA. Johnston
tells Hogan he wants another shot tonight.
Hogan says he’ll make it happen.
We
head back to the ring for the next match which has Cactus Jackie taking on
Layla El for her title spot. Jackie was
holding her own until the Undisputed Women’s Diva’s Champ Ravishing Raquel
comes out. Jackie gets distracted and
thrown off her game. Layla capitalizes
and catches Jackie with an armdrag into a rollup for the 1-2-3. Layla gets the win and retains her spot. (24 min)
Kurt
Angle is being interviewed and he says “Tonight, the CSWA World title comes
back to its rightful owner and I will walk out victorious. It’s True…It’s DAMN True.”
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is Lucas Johnston taking on
Heath Slater. GM Hulk Hogan says that
Johnston needs to win as it is his last chance at a contract and if he loses,
he’s done. Slater got a better pop than
Johnston. It’s not that people are
booing or cheering for Johnston; it’s just that nobody cares. Johnston definitely held his own but the fans
just didn’t get into it (Who is this guy?
I’m going to the bathroom).
Johnston caught Slater with a flying dropkick and he makes the cover to
get the 1-2-3. ‘Luke Warm’ Lucas
Johnston just got his first win and the fans just don’t care. He parades around the ring but then leaves in
a huff. (20 min)
In
the back, CSWA World Champion MW3 has a mic.
“Kurt
Angle, last show, you stuck your nose where it didn’t belong and put me in the
Angle Lock, forcing me to give you a rematch for my CSWA World Title. All you had to do was ask. But, like a curtain-jerking newbie trying to
make a name for yourself, you had to pull a run-in…..you wanted to make a
stateme. Well, you made one. At the next show, you’re going to get your
chance. You’re going to step back in the
ring with the Champ, you Olympic CHUMP.
So take your Flintstone vitamins; eat a whole box of Wheaties and make
sure to drink your Metamucil, because you’re going to need that extra fiber to
get my boot out of your ASS!
This
isn’t going to be a regular fight- oh no.
You’re not getting off that easy.
This match is going to be a Pier 6 Brawl. Anything goes. So bring your gold medals….bring your fancy
red-white-and blue leotard….bring that stupid look you have on your face 24
hours a day. I’m going to make the
beatings you took from guys like Austin, Rock, Foley, Tazz, Jarrett, Sting,
Triple H….all of those will look like a walk in the park compared to what I’m
going to do to you. That broken neck you
got in the Olympics, will be nothing compared to what happens to you. I might just let you off with the injury that
ended Sid Vicious’ career…..
And
as for that Angle Lock….I won’t be tapping to that every again. EVER.
You want my Gold, you’re going to have to take it. And I promise you, saying it and doing it are
two different things.
I’ll
bring what I have…..you bring what you have….and let’s see what happens….” POWERFUL!
The
Desperados (the Stache and El Chango) make their way out to the ring. They say that as the #1 contenders for the
World Tag Team titles, they are issuing a challenge to the champs the Ascension
that they want their match. MJ appears
on the Omegatron and says that his team is not here tonight but will agree to
put the belts on the line soon. As the
Desperados get ready to leave, the Ascension run in from the crowd and try to
attack them but the Desperados were prepared and turned the Ascension away
without any issues. I think these guys
are ready.
It
is time for our Main Event. First, out
comes the challenger to “You Suck” chants from the crowd. Kurt flips off the fans as he heads to the
ring. Music hits and out comes the CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3. GM Hulk Hogan comes out and says that this
will be a best of 3 falls match and reminds us that if Kurt loses, he will be
traded to the HWF. Angle attacks MW3
before the bell and levels him with chair shots. The bell finally rings and the champ is at a
severe disadvantage. The match goes 11
minutes and favors the challenger who gets the pin in 11 minutes after hitting
a top rope Superplex. MW3 is trying to
regain his balance but Angle just continues the offensive barrage. MW3 shows us why he won the title in the
first place and he really takes the match to Kurt. Kurt purposefully crashes into the ref
causing him to go down. Kurt then grabs
a chair and after knocking the wind out of MW3, he puts the chair around the
ankle of MW3 and stomps hard on it. MW3
is in severe pain. Kurt discards the
chair and just as the ref recovers, Angle locks MW3 in the Angle Lock but MW3
just won’t tap out. Angle keeps it
locked in and MW3 ends up passing out from the pain. Kurt Angle is awarded the fall by submission
and he becomes the NEW CSWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Fellow turncoats the Caped Crusader and John
Cena come down and parade Angle around on their shoulders. Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling
and our show comes to an end. (10 min
for the match; 15 min for the segment).
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned as the Road to
Wrestlemania continues.
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