Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Now that the Superbowl has come and gone, we can move on to the real
action. We are coming to you live from what
was the home of Superbowl 49 - Phoenix, AZ.
There are lots of great performers and lots of great action expected out
of today’s show so without further ado, let’s get right to it.
GM
Hulk Hogan comes out and says that one lucky resident from Phoenix will be
getting a match against a CSWA superstar.
He introduces newbie Lucas Johnston to the crowd who gives him a so-so
reaction. He tries to get the audience
excited but doesn’t seem to be doing a very good job of it. The Hulkster announces that Johnston’s
opponent will be none other than CSWA World Heavyweight Champion MW3 and that
match will be later tonight.
Walking
around the back is none other than #ConanJones.
He seems disappointed that he made the trip all the way out here and is
not being used. He says the only reason he’s talking to anyone is so
that he doesn’t get fined.
Our
first match of the night has Miz-fit member the Fiend taking on Adam Rose. In what turned out to be a 20 minute ass
whipping, the Fiend made short (well, 20 minutes short) work of Rose (none of
the Rosebuds were at ringside). The
Fiend gets the win with the Last Caress (swinging DDT). After the match, the Miz joined him at
ringside and said that they were interested in throwing their names in for a
match at Warzone. They would be open to
take on any team.
In
the back, CSWA World Champion and one half of the World Tag Team Champions MW3
says that GM Hulk Hogan asked him to give the local talent Lucas Johnston a
shot. MW3 said that he was glad to give
back and is proud that the GM asked him to participate.
We
head back to the ring for the next match which is Awesome Kong vs Angelina Love. For the first 11 minutes, Kong was in charge
but then the former Women’s champion started to battle back. Kong manages to hit TWO top rope splashes
onto Angelina Love. She makes the cover
and gets the 1-2-3. She is still working
off some ring rust but this appearance was definitely better than her last.
In
the back, Alberto El Patron says that it doesn’t matter if Hogan puts 1, 2 or
all 3 members of the A-Team after him.
He wants Austin Aries and will plow through everyone to get to him. Alberto does tell Hogan that after he beats
the A-team in this handicap match, he wants Austin Aries in a steel cage.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which has Dean Ambrose taking on ‘The
Fallen Angel’ Christopher Daniels. For 5
minutes, both men went toe to toe but after Daniels hit Ambrose with a double
jump moonsault, the tide turned in his favor.
Ambrose struggled to get in any offense for the remainder of the match
and Daniels gets the win after connecting with a double knee gutbuster at the 16 minute mark. Daniels moves up in the rankings and Ambrose
moves down (US title rankings).
We
head back to the interview area where the 6 Man tag team champions the A-Team
are being interviewed. Aries says that
Alberto will be in a world of hurt and after the beating they’ll be dishing
out, there won’t be anything left to make it to a steel cage.
The
next match on the card is Southern Belle challenging Layla El for her
spot. Belle says to make it more
interesting, Layla should put BOTH of her spots (one for the Women’s title and
one for the Diva’s title) on the line.
Layla agrees but ONLY on the stipulation that when Belle loses, she
loses BOTH of her spots. She agreed. GM Master Bull comes out and says that if
they choose this stipulation, he wants it best of 3 falls. Layla takes the first fall in 14 minutes
after rolling up Belle after hitting a snapmare. The second fall was much shorter and in only
5 minutes, Belle gets pinned after Layla hit an armdrag into a rollup for the 3
count. Southern Belle has now lost BOTH
of her title shots. Layla laughs at her
as she leaves the ring.
We
are ready for our next match. Local
wrestler Lucas Johnston comes out first.
He receives a very lukewarm reception from the crowd. He tries to get the crowd behind him but they
are just not very responsive. CSWA World
Champion MW3 comes out to a good pop.
Johnston is not a happy camper.
MW3 makes his way to the ring and asks for a mic. “The World Champion is in the HOUSE. I am the kind of champion who will give
anyone who is deserving, a match. This
extends to new wrestlers such as this young man Lucas Johnston. At one time, I was a newbie and worked my way
up and now, I’m the World Champion.
Lucas, I’m not sure what is going on here but Phoenix is giving you such
a lukewarm reception. Hey, does that
mean your name is now ‘Lukewarm’ Lucas Johnston?” He chuckles a bit but Johnston takes offense
and attacks MW3. Lots of kicks, eye
rakes and choking in the corner did little to get fans behind him. For 11 minutes, Lucas went toe to toe with
the champ and then MW3 took over. In
what turned out to be a 28 minute fight, MW3 gets the win after connection with
the MW2 Kneelift. MW3 gets cheered as he
makes his way to the back. Johnston
flipped off the crowd before making his way to the back.
Master
Bull makes the announcement that tonight, there will be a contract signing
between Diva’s champion Ravishing Raquel and Women’s Champion AJ Lee.
Beer
Money are in the back and they say that they will deal with the American Wolves
all in good time but tonight, they are taking on the Ascension. Tonight is the
night they will be handed their first loss and will hand off their title shot
at the Warzone PPV.
We
go back to the ring for our handicap match.
GM Hulk Hogan comes out and introduces the A-Team members Abyss, Antonio
Cesaro and ‘The Man’ Austin Aries. He
then announces their opponent Alberto El Patron. Alberto slowly makes his way to the ring and
Abyss hops out of the ring to meet him.
He rushes at Alberto and Alberto pulls out some brass knuckles and
knocks Abyss out. Antonio and Aries are
stunned. Alberto handcuffs Abyss to the
ringpost. Cesaro then rushes as Alberto
is getting into the ring but sidesteps and sends Cesaro flying out of the ring
and crashing on the ground. Aries tries
to attack Alberto but Alberto handcuffs Aries to the ring ropes. Alberto gets out of the ring and brings
Cesaro back in the ring. The bell
finally rings and Alberto goes to town.
In 9 quick minutes, Alberto locks Antonio in the Rolling Cross
Armbreaker and he gets Antonio to submit right in front of Aries. Alberto gets the win. Cesaro rolls out of the ring and Alberto
walks over to Aries and drops the handcuff keys before saying “I’ll see you in
the cage.” He then walked away. The ref uncuffed Aries and he went to the aid
of Abyss and Cesaro.
MJ
and the Ascension say that their final match against Beer Money is tonight’s
Main Event. They will once and for all
destroy them and claim yet another victory.
We
go back to the ring for the contract signing between the Women’s Champion AJ
Lee and Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel. Master Bull makes his way to the ring with the
contract in hand. Both women review it
and then sign. They both end up shaking
hands and Master Bull raises the arms of both women. AJ then shoves Master Bull into Raquel and
then attacks the Diva’s Champion. She
bounces Raquel’s head off the mat a few times and then nails the Black Widow. She stands over Raquel holding both titles to
the astonishment of the crowd.
Our
main event does not take place in the arena; it actually takes place outside in
a parking lot. GM Hulk Hogan and Master
Bull have agreed that this match would be a Parking Lot Brawl match with no
disqualification and a 60 minute time limit.
The two teams wasted absolutely no time into getting into it. They are fighting all over the parking
lot. During this full 60 minute fight,
we see the Wolves get involved and fight with Beer Money. We also see the Super Warrior and Warrior of
Truth fight with the Ascension. After
both alternate teams are sent away, the two teams continue their fight. At one point, Bobby Roode blasts Konnor’s
head off the hood of a car and Storm runs Viktor over with another car. We also see Viktor recover and slam the trunk
of a car on Bobby Roode’s arm (it wasn’t broken but he won’t be using it for a
while). Storm gets locked in a
trunk. The Ascension nails the Psycho
Cutter on Roode. Just before Viktor can
make the cover, the bell sounds bringing this to yet another time limit
draw. Have no fear, GM Hulk Hogan is
here. Hogan says the match will continue. Viktor connects with the Fade to Black on
Roode and makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
The Ascension have won this one in very brutal fashion. They are still undefeated with an astonishing
11-0 record with this win. The Ascension
are still on for their title match against the tag team champs Donnie B and
MW3. (61 min)
After
the match, an exhausted and drained Ascension drag themselves from the parking
lot with MJ in tow until they come to a complete stop. The look up and standing right in front of
them is… (the camera goes black and we don’t see who it is). HMMM.
Stay
tuned. More action to follow.
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