Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Our
final show for the month of July took place in Tucson, AZ. The Hulkster makes his way out and informs
the fans (in this god-awful furnace) that today’s event will have the first
bracket in determining a new CSWA World Champion. Also in action will be Alexander Rusev taking
on “the Elitist” Reid Rothchild, Wyatt’s Warrior member Centurion taking on
Psycho Jack Hercules, and many other surprises.
Hulk didn’t have his “meat shield” with him so he opted not to badmouth
the city of Tucson. His message was
short and sweet and we were able to get right on to the matches.
Jerking the
curtain is Centurion vs Psycho Jack.
Psycho Jack controlled the entire match as I think Centurion’s mind was
elsewhere. It only took 8 minutes for
Jack to finish off Centurion with the Shower Slasher. Centurion left immediately after the match.
In the back,
roving reporter Clarkus Kentus was trying to interview RVD and Ryback when they
were interrupted by the Dudley’s. Ryback
and Rob gloated about their win over such a veteran team such as the
Dudleys. Rob said they could beat them
again anywhere in any kind of match and Bubba Ray offered to make their next
match a tables match. Rob spoke up for
the dumbstruck Ryback and agreed. The
Dudleys walked away and Ryback questioned what his partner was up to. “Hey man, it’s ok. You know, its 4:20 somewhere and I got
“someone” to go meet. Catch ya later
partner.” Rob left and Ryback just stood
there looking confused.
The first
qualifying match is up next with Seed #1 Samoa Joe taking on #4 Randy
Orton. Typical Orton cheating for 2
minutes then he tossed Joe out of the ring.
He nailed an RKO on the floor and Joe got counted out. Samoa Joe was pissed. The fans began to chant “Joe’s gonna kill
you” and Randy looked a little scared so he bolted to the back followed by the
Samoan.
The next match
is #2 seed Rey Mysterio taking on #3 seed Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio came out with the A-Team to make sure
that Rey didn’t try anything funny. Del
Rio was getting his ass handed to him until about 10 minutes in. Rey tossed Alberto out of the ring and the
leader of the A-team “The Man” Austin Aries pulled Del Rio aside to give him
some advice. Aries walked around to the
other side of the ring drawing the attention of the ref. Antonio Cesaro grabbed a chair and nailed Rey
in the arm with it. Del Rio jumped back
in the ring and locked in the rolling cross armbreaker. Rey taps out giving the win to Del Rio. By this time, 719 cartel members the Mexicali
Flyers and VamChango ran down and chased off the A-Team. They helped Rey to his feet and they all left
together.
The Internet
Media Champion and Prestige Inc member Magnus made his way down to the
ring. Magnus talked about all the great
IM champs that have come and gone and he is sure to be remembered as one of the
greats. He is then interrupted
by….Tajiri! Holy Cow – Tajiri has come
to the CSWA and HWF. Tajiri motions he
wants a match against Magnus and the champ obliges. Magnus controls the match and in 17 minutes
is able to secure a pin after hitting an armwringer. After the match, Tajiri walked up to him and
shook his hand…and then superkicked him.
The champ was stunned. Tajiri
went to the top rope and nailed a flying legdrop. He brushed himself off and walked out. The fans didn’t know what to think so the
crowd was quite quiet.
Alexander Rusev
made his way out to the ring and continued his bash against America. Reid Rothchild began to make his way out when
the All-American Jack Swagger came out.
Swagger said he was tired of sitting in the back listening to this chump
run his mouth. He asked Reid if he could
have this match. Reid said “Be my
guest.” Swagger runs down only to be met
by Rusev who powerslams him on the steel steps.
It looks like Swagger is really hurt.
Rusev tosses Jack in the ring and after the bell is rung, stands on
Swagger’s back inflicting more pain. He
then picks him up and locks him in a bearhug and Jack submits. Rusev drops him like a wet burlap sack and
then continues to taunt Reid. Reid gets
in the ring only for Rusev to jump out the other side and head back up the
ramp. This one may be coming to a
boiling point sooner rather than later.
Our second to
last match is for the Intercontinental title with the champion Dolph Ziggler
taking on Kazarian. Ziggler maintained
control of the match and after Kaz got distracted, Dolph finished him off in 12
minutes with a fireman’s carry. Dolph
was leaving when Kaz asked about the ‘best of 3 falls’ rule. Hogan came out and told Kaz that he was
changing that rule and only when the belt is on the line at a PPV will that
rule be enforced going forward. Kaz
tried to complain but no one wanted to hear it.
Our main event
and the finals of our first bracket are Alberto Del Rio taking on Randy
Orton. Here was another match where
Alberto was getting his ass kicked until the A-Team came back out. Orton yelled at the ref to make sure they
stay out of his match. Alberto reached
into his tights and pulled out a foreign object and nailed Randy in the back of
the head with it. He then picked him up
and executed a falling powerbomb 6 minutes into the match. With a little hook of the tights, Alberto
gets the 1-2-3 and is the winner of his bracket. Alberto Del Rio gets to move forward. Austin Aries and Antonio Cesaro join him in
the ring and they celebrate much to the dismay of the fans.
That is all for
now. Stay tuned. Same Bat-time, same Bat-Channel.
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