Hello fans and
welcome back to our newsletter. Today’s
issue, leading up to this weekend’s PPV is coming live from the home of the
CSWA – Colorado Springs, CO. The show begins
with a vignette showing all the highlights of the CSWA over the past 9 years
which all began in 2005 (go to the archive section to read all the past stories
@ http://hwfcswafantasy.blogspot.com)
which was headlined by the first ever CSWA World Champion Mohammed Hassan (who
also became a triple crown winner holding the HWF World title and the
Undisputed Heavyweight title after defeating Chris Benoit). The scene that got the most applause from the
crowd was the acknowledgement by the Undertaker that MW3 was truly a worthy
opponent. The crowd was reminded that there would be a
weeklong fanfest celebrating the HWF and CSWA throughout Denver and Colorado
Springs and that wrestlers from both brands would be making appearances
throughout both cities.
After the vignette
finished, out came GM Hulk Hogan with his meat shield. “This place is a cesspool and you think I’m not
going to be prepared for the STINK of this place?” That got all the people riled up and the meat
shield did their job of protecting the GM from the flying clutter. “Before I leave” Hogan continued “I’m doing
you all a favor in giving you matches to watch so sit your asses down and enjoy.” Hogan left the stage as the amount of flying
debris increased and the meat shield was losing its effectiveness.
The first match
on the card is between two of our more recent acquisitions Kenta taking on Sami
Zayn. Kenta controlled the entire match
but Sami would not get pinned. The match
goes on for 25 minutes with Kenta eventually catching Zayn with a Death Valley
Driver and rolled him up for the pin.
Both men got a standing ovation from the crowd.
A quick cut to
the back with newly crowned North American Champion and the enforcer of the
A-Team Abyss is standing there. Mark
Henry walks up to him and says that Abyss still needs an opponent for the Clash
and the World’s Strongest Man is filling that spot – whether Abyss likes it or
not. Henry then walks away before Abyss
can get a word in at all.
Next on the card
is Ethan Carter III taking on Heath Slater.
Slater kept jumping out of the ring looking to get himself counted
out. Rockstar Spud came from the back
and forced Slater back in the ring.
ECIII nails a belly to back Suplex and is able to get the 1-2-3. After the match, ECIII and Spud shook hands
and left together. Slater sulked out of
the ring; not really noticed by anyone that he had left. (15 min)
Next up is
Stardust (formerly known as Cody Rhodes) taking on Zack Ryder. In 17 minutes and in dominating fashion,
Ryder nails a Russian leg sweep and gets the pin. Good solid win for Ryder. Hopefully we’ll see him in the title picture again
soon.
We cut to the
back where we see another newcomer Conan Jones.
Jones is disappointed he’s not on the Clash card when another wrestler
walks up to him. “I’m a champion and I’m
not on the card. In fact, I won my GOLD
MEDAL with a broken freakin’ neck. You
don’t see my whining and crying but if you want a match here, I’ll partake. See you in the ring. WOOOOO.”
Conan Jones didn’t know what to do other than stand there and go “ummmmm”.
More newbies
take to the ring as Sanada takes on Adam Rose.
Both men gave this their all and even though Sanada controlled the match
later on, Rose would not give up. The 30
minute bell rang signaling the end of the match. Both men shook hands much to the delight of
the fans.
After months of
trying to chase him down, Psycho Jack Hercules finally gets Bo Dallas in the
ring for one on one competition. We
expected Psycho Jack to do all the cheating but in fact, it was Bo who
did. After what should have been an
illegal chop to the throat, Bo nails a double underhook facebuster and at the 16
minute mark, gets the win. Jack had to
be helped up afterwards.
Conan Jones
makes his way reluctantly to the ring for his match against Olympic Gold
Medalist Kurt Angle. This one went a
surprising 14 minutes with Conan refusing to lay down for Angle. Finally, Kurt got frustrated and choked him
in the corner. He then rolled him up in
a small package and got the pin. This is
Conan’s first loss since coming in to the HWF and CSWA but really, can anyone
blame him for losing to an Olympic Gold Medalist?
We cut to the
back where Wyatt’s Warriors member and co-holder of the 6 man tag team titles
the Super Warrior was being interviewed.
He was asked about former superstar Alberto Del Rio’s abrupt departure
from the federation. SW says that he did
have issues with ADR and that he is glad he is gone but wishes he was the one
to send him packing. Oh well.
Our main event
is Ryback taking on the Miz with the winner going to the Clash to meet IC
champion Dolph Ziggler. The Miz
controlled the first 12 minutes of the match (due to extreme cheating, of
course) but after that, IC champ Dolph Ziggler came out. The Miz was distracted. As the ref questioned Dolph for his sudden
appearance, in from the crowd comes the Caped Crusader. He nails Miz with the Wam!Bam!Pow! punch and
then quickly departs. Ryback shakes off the cobwebs and hits a
diving headbutt followed up by a powerslam.
Ryback gets the 1-2-3 and secures himself a spot at the Clash.
The PPV has been
finalized and here is how the card is set:
Day 1
X-Division Champ
Casey Jones vs Roman Reigns
European Champ
Centurion vs Jay Lethal in a rematch
Tag Team
champions VamChango vs Dudley Boys
IC Champion
Dolph Ziggler vs Ryback
Women’s World
Champion Gail Kim vs Velvet Sky
Internet Media
Champion Magnus vs Malo Leche de Mantequilla
HWF Champion
Bray Wyatt vs Batista
Undead Warrior
vs Jeff Hardy to crown a new CSWA champion
Day 2
US Champion
Christopher Daniels vs AJ Styles
North American
Champion Abyss vs Mark Henry
The Elitist Reid
Rothchild vs Alexander Rusev for the Elitist title
Cactus Jackie vs
Ravishing Raquel for the Diva’s title
6 Man Champs
Wyatt’s Warriors (Centurion, Super Warrior, Warrior of Truth) vs Mexicali
Flyers & Rey Rey
Bobby Lashley vs
Brock Lesnar in a Hell in a Cell
Undisputed
Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt vs the new CSWA champion
That is all for
now. The PPV is this upcoming weekend.
Join us as this will be one for the record books. Stay tuned.
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