Hello fans and
welcome to our “fallout from the Clash” show here in Pueblo, CO. We’ve heard that GM Hulk Hogan is not in
attendance so his lackey Psycho Jack Hercules has control.
The show starts
off with the Miz marching down to the ring like a man of a mission. Miz grabs a mic and begins on a tirade about
losing to Dolph Ziggler. The loss is
100% blamed on the interference from that damned Caped Crusader. Miz wants him in the ring to teach him a
lesson. Miz is waiting for an answer but
none comes. He then storms out of the
ring.
Just as Miz
leaves, out comes ODB. She gets in the
ring and says she’s tired of being overlooked.
She calls out the new Diva’s Champion Ravishing Raquel. She tells Raquel that she deserves a match
right now and if she can’t win the title, she will call it quits. Out comes the Diva’s Champion and asks ODB if
she really wants to put her career on the line.
ODB says yes and then attacks Raquel trying to get an advantage. The champ battles back and the match officially
begins.
Raquel dominated
her challenger for the first 6 minutes of the match. After that, ODB started to get some offense
in but that was soon squashed. At the 13
minute mark, ODB throws Raquel into the corner and charges. Raquel moves at the last second and ODB rams
her shoulder and arm right into the steel post.
The three minutes that followed, Raquel worked over the arm and shoulder
with various moves. At the 16 minute
mark, Raquel locks in the Ravishing Chickenwing and ODB submits. Raquel retains her title and ODB is out of a
job. She refused to shake Raquel’s hand and leaves the ring nursing her
arm. She reaches the top of the ramp,
turns to the crowd and sadly cracks a smile and then turns and leaves.
We cut to the
back for an interview being held with the new Elitist Champion Alexander
Rusev. Rusev goes on about how his match
against Reid was so one-sided that Reid would never come back after such a
devastating loss. The Bulgarian has
broken the bat (editor’s note, reference to Bane breaking Batman’s back), er, I
mean Reid Rothchild. He ended his
monologue with “I’ve broken your spirit and your will. You will never return.”
We go back to
the ring for an in-ring presentation.
The new Hardcore Champion Jay Lethal makes his way down to the ring
dressed in a suit. Psycho Jack Hercules
is there. He takes the 2 titles from Jay
(the Internet Media title and the European title) and then presents Jay with
the new Hardcore title. Jay climbs the
ropes and holds his title high. All of a
sudden, out runs Conan Jones who attacks the champ and before Lethal can run
away, the bell rings for our next match.
This one went 21 minutes and Jones went all hardcore on the champ but
Lethal was used to it. I guess this one
became a Concession stand brawl as they were fighting all over the place. At the 20 minute mark, Lethal hurled a chair
at Conan and he took it smack in the face.
He drops. Lethal climbs on top of
a concession stand (what, about 3-4 feet off the floor?) and then launched with
the Macho Elbow drop. He connects and
the ref on hand counts 1, 2, 3. Jay
Lethal retains his belt in his first successful title defense.
We cut back to
the ring where we see the Caped Crusader standing in the middle of the ring in
full Batman getup. “I would like to call
down Mark Henry.” Henry appears and
looks really pissed off. He makes his
way to the ring like he’s going to tear the arms off the Crusader. “One moment, Mr. Henry. This is for you.” He hand Mark a folded document and it looks
like it’s an arrest warrant. The police
then make their way out and arrest Mark Henry.
Psycho Jack is watching this from the back and immediately calls GM
Hogan. He tells Hulk what is
transpiring. Hogan tells him that Mark
brought this on himself but if he is out for more than 30 days, he will be
stripped of his title.
Up next is Roman
Reigns taking on Ryback. Ryback
immediately hits a Meathook on Reigns and follows it up with a
spinebuster. All of a sudden, out comes
Shield members Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins and they attack Reigns causing the
DQ. Ryback looks pissed and the Shield
turns to see a very upset Ryback who then runs and hits a spear on Reigns. Roman goes down. The three men continue to beat down Roman and
then throw him out of the ring. It looks
like Ryback is the newest member of the Shield.
Ryback says that the time is now and the NEW Shield is challenging for
the 6 man titles. Wyatt’s Warriors
better be prepared for a loss. They
leave a broken and beaten down Reigns in the ring.
We go back to
the interview area where Bray Wyatt and Wyatt’s Warriors are all standing
together. Centurion steps forward and
says that the WW are prepared for all new challengers and that includes the new
Shield. Warrior of Truth steps forward
and says “The Truth will set you free.”
Super Warrior looks at the camera and grunts and snarls. Bray steps forward. “Undertaker, you defied me. I am the alpha and the omega and you DEFIED
me. You will pay and you will suffer;
that I promise you.” Bray and his
warriors then left.
In the ring are
two members of Hogan’s CWO – Pick and the Axe and they are waiting to see who
their opponents will be. Out comes 719
Cartel members the Mexicali Flyers accompanied by Rey Rey. They high-five with the fans before getting
in the ring. The bell sounds and our
match is underway. For the first four minutes
of the match, Dirk is double-teamed and Axe keeps getting knocked off the apron
as to not interfere. Finally, after 4
minutes of beatings, the Pick finally tags in the Axe. Just as the Axe was getting the upperhand,
Dirk tags himself in unbeknownst to the Pick.
Dirk is immediately double-teamed again by the Flyers and he scurries to
the corner to tag in Pick. Tornado en
Fuego hits a kneelift that sends Axe out of the ring. El Dragon Insano then climbs to the top
turnbuckle and nails a flying body press.
Axe gets counted out and the Flyers get themselves a win. Rey Rey and the Flyers leave. Axe gets back in the ring and confronts
Dirk. Dirk then turns and hits Axe with
the Fender 5-Arm. He then throws Axe
into the corner and hits a Bass Body Avalanche.
I guess this means that Pick and the Axe are no longer a team. Axe storms off on his own leaving his former
partner in the ring.
Prestige Inc.
member Magnus is walking in the back and he is asked about Tajiri. Magnus says he’s not done with Tajiri and
will address the situation sooner rather than later.
We are ready for
our main event and that is Beer Money vs the Dust Brothers (Goldust and
Stardust) with the winner getting the next title shot at VamChango. This was a distance match with it going to
29:55. This match was completely
controlled by the Dust Brothers but they just couldn’t seem to get the 3 count
on their opponents. As the time limit
was winding down, Bobby Roode nails a Northern Lariat on an unsuspecdting
Goldust and with his feet on the ropes, he gets the win. Beer Money is ready for a tag team title
shot.
Just as the show
is getting ready to end, out comes Psycho Jack Hercules. “Before you all leave for the night, our
illustrious GM Hulk Hogan has sent in this message he wanted played for the
audience. He did want me to say that
Pueblo, CO is not deserving of his presence so that is why he is not
here.” The audience started to get riled
up and Jack saw the writing on the wall.
“Run the video” he yelled as he then hightailed it backstage.
Hogan’s video
plays. “Pueblo, Colorado. Like I’d ever set foot there. The Hulkster is NOT in that house but will be
gracing fans with his presence soon enough.
Anyway, I wanted to take this very moment to announce that in September,
there will be a true roster shake up.
Those champions in possession of Federation specific belts including the
IC, US and World titles will be exempt.
Any and all official teams such as Prestige Inc., the Cartel, the
Shield, etc will stay together. When one
gets drafted, his entire team gets drafted.
That is all I have for you. You
are free to go to back to your homes and pathetic little lives. Hulkster OUT, brother.”
That is all we
have for this issue. Stay tuned as I’m
sure there is more to follow.
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