Friday, August 29, 2014

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2014 – 08.09

  
Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Today, we come to you from Lexington, KY as the HWF and CSWA make their way east.   Before the show begins, we see the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt walking around the back.  He passes by an open door and peers in.  He sees the newbie El Riche Pollo preparing for his match but what he sees initially throws him for a loop.  “Huh, I didn’t see that one coming.  I wonder how that is going to play out.”  Bray then turns and leaves.

Pyro goes off as the show begins and “Voodoo Child” blares and GM Hulk Hogan makes his way out.  “Lexington, the Hulkster is HERE.   We have a great line up for you this evening and first, I need to say…”.  Hulk is cut off as RVD comes out and walks right past the GM and heads to the ring.  He grabs a mic.  “Sorry boss man but RVD’s got something to say.  I’ve had a great time these last few months but I haven’t been bouncing back as fast as I’d like so I’m taking a leave of absence.”  Hulk marches down to the ring.  “What do you think you’re doing…boy.  You don’t get to leave whenever.”  “Oh yeah I do…brother.  In fact, here is a copy of my contract.  I’ll see ya all in a few months.  Stay cool.”  RVD then walks right past Hulk and straight to the back.  Hulk follows him.

Malo Leche de Mantequilla comes out and says he is taking on the scum who is filling his old spot in the 719 Cartel El Riche Pollo.  He is going to teach El Riche the meaning of respect.  El Riche Pollo comes out with the rest of the Cartel in tow.  Malo doesn’t look happy to see his old teammates.  The match is a short one with Malo tapping out to a rolling cross armbreaker in only 3 minutes.  El Riche is standing on the turnbuckle celebrating when Malo attacks him from behind and hits a reverse DDT.  He then proceeds to unmask him but before the Cartel could prevent it, Malo removes the mask revealing….Alberto Del Rio.  Hang on a sec…I thought Del Rio was supposed to be gone.  Hogan comes right back out and orders Del Rio out of the arena.  Del Rio leaves with a smirk and shakes hands with the Cartel and then leaves.  Bray Wyatt approaches him as he is leaving the building that if Alberto really wants to, he has a solution for him.  Alberto says he’s interested and he and Bray leave together.

The Elitist Champion Alexander Rusev makes his way down to the ring and proceeds to bash the US.  Familiar music hits and its…Reid Rothchild accompanied by Ravishing Raquel, King Damian Sandow and Magnus.  Reid rushes the ring and Rusev takes off through the crowd.  “The one and only Elitist Reid Rothchild is back.”  The fans cheer.  “I am happy to say that I am at 100% and I am committing myself to my team Prestige Inc.”  King Damian Sandow takes the mic “It’s great to have you back Reid and for Magnus and myself, we are glad to have you.”  Magnus chimes in.  “First things first, Reid.  You are missing something…that Bulgarian bully has something that belongs to you.”  “Right.  Rusev, you’re mine.  I will get my Elitist title back and once I do, I will fully invest myself into Prestige Inc. and we will be challenging for the 6 man tag team titles.  I can guarantee you that Prestige Inc will be back on top.”  The three shake hands and Raquel gives her husband a quick kiss and then they all leave except for Magnus who has a match next.

Magnus waits in the ring as Tajiri makes his way down.  The two of them fight like there is no tomorrow.  For 12 minutes they battled back and forth.  Finally, Magus catches Tajiri coming from the top turnbuckle and nails a powerslam.  He then locks Tajiri in the sharpshooter and Tajiri taps.  Magnus has won the match but then Alexander Rusev runs back in from the crowd and attacks Magnus.  He and Tajiri double team Magnus until Reid and Sandow run down and chase them both off.  Rusev promises to find a third member for their cause (that cause is the elimination of Prestige Inc) and then the playing field will be level.

The next match has Miz taking on the Caped Crusader.  Crusader is definitely looking outmatched for this event.  The bell rings and Miz beats down on him.  He goes for a pin but then pulls the Crusader up.  For 20 minutes, Miz did all this and more.  He would choke the Crusader with his cape, stand on his throat and blind him by turning his mask around.  Miz finally nails a Skull Crushing Finale but does not go for a pin.  Instead, he picks up the Crusader and places him on the top turnbuckle.  CC pops up and hits a flying body press.  Miz’s head bounces off the mat.  The ref goes to count 1…2….3.  The Caped Crusader has won his match.  He then exits the ring and leaves through the crowd via bodysurfing.  Miz recovers and is pissed off in the ring.  He eventually leaves.

In the back, Beer Money (James Storm and Bobby Roode) are chatting about their upcoming title shot against VamChango.  The Dudley Boys walk in and say that they are the best team in the sport and they should be the ones deserving of a match.  Beer Money disagrees.  Bubba says that he wants a match against Beer Money and if they lose, they’ll leave the CSWA and HWF.  Beer Money agrees.

Hardcore Champion Jay Lethal is attacked by Psycho Jack Hercules who just happens to have a ref following him around.  The ref rings his bell and the match is underway.  This is a fast match that basically saw Psycho Jack trip over his own shoe laces.  As he was crashing to the floor, Lethal climbed some scaffolding and dropped the Macho elbow on Jack.  Lethal backed off as the ref counted and Jack did not answer the 10 count.  Jay Lethal gets the win.

Hulk Hogan is in the back and he says that the New Shield (Ryback, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins) have called out Roman Reigns.  Hogan tells Reigns that his match is next and it will be a handicap match.

The New Shield vs Roman Reigns went to a no decision.  The New Shield attacked Reigns as he headed to the ring.  The bell never got a chance to sound.  The three men attacked Reigns until 2 unlikely men decided to stand up to the Shield…HP members Bran-Don-Goh and Casey Jones.  They ran in for the save but were immediately on the receiving end of a Spear from Ryback and a Samoan Drop from Dean Ambrose.  HP got their asses handed to them until an even more unlikely teammate ran in….The Axe.  Axe ran down and cleared out the New Shield.  Axe helped HP to their feet and very reluctantly, shook hands with the man who once turned on them.  Axe then told Reigns that if he wanted someone to watch his back, he would volunteer.  Reigns accepted and they shook hands.

Our main event of the evening is Beer Money vs the Dudleys with the winner getting a shot at VamChango and the World Tag Team Titles.  Bubba says he forgot to mention that this would be a ‘Tables’ match.  With this being the Dudley’s specialty, they of course were in control for most of the match.  However, after Bobby hit Bubba with a beer bottle shattering it over his head, he nailed some clubbing fists and Bubba went flying through a table.  Beer Money gets the win and the Dudleys are now on the unemployment line.


Thanks for reading.  The action is expected to continue so stay tuned.

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