Hello fans and welcome back to our
newsletter. Today’s show comes to you
from St. Louis, MO. There was such a
huge mess after the KC show that it took the cleaning crew an extra 4 hours to
clean up after Centurion’s win. We’re
happy for him but really, 4 hours to clean up after him? Really?
Today’s show begins with Bray Wyatt and Wyatt’s
Warriors making their way down to the ring.
The newly crowned European Champion Centurion is beaming. 6 man tag team champions Warrior of Truth,
Super Warrior and Centurion say they will take on all challengers. Hulk Hogan comes out and tells Centurion that
he is in possession of two titles and he will be required to defend both the 6
man and European titles. Hogan tells
them their opponents will be the Mexicali Flyers and Rey Rey. The Undead Warrior promises that he will win
tonight’s battle and then go on to win back his title at the Clash. Bray Wyatt steps up and tells Batista that
the “dark side” is beaconing. He will be
the newest member of Wyatt’s Warriors whether Batista likes it or not. This brings out Batista who runs down to the
ring and attacks Bray but Wyatt’s Warriors squash him before he can do much
damage. Bray hits the Sister Abigail on
Dave and Bray stands tall. Wyatt’s
Warriors all leave the ring.
Our first match is a mini tournament to see who
will go to the Clash to meet Gail Kim for the Women’s title. The mini tournament consisted of ODB,
Natalya Neidhart, Layla El and Velvet Sky.
Velvet eliminates ODB; Layla eliminates Natalya. Velvet and Layla then had a standard match
which saw the former champion Layla El take the fight to Velvet. About 25 minutes into the match, the Women’s
champion Gail Kim came down and talked smack to Layla. Velvet took advantage of the distraction to
nail a reverse bulldog and roll up Layla for the pin. Velvet Sky will be going on to meet Gail Kim
at the PPV.
We cut to a vignette of Cactus Jackie hanging
out at a pool but she is all dressed up.
“When you’re the Diva’s champion, you always have to look your
best. That is why, even at poolside, I
am all class. No one can touch the
awesomeness that I exude. None of the
other women in the HWF or CSWA can hold a candle to me. I am the greatest champion to ever set foot
in the ring.” While this is going on,
Ravishing Raquel sneaks up behind Jackie and kicks her squarely in the butt
sending her flailing into the water.
Raquel smiles and says “See you at the Clash, bitch.” Jackie is spitting water and is furious. As the camera fades out, a kid throws her a
baseball and in makes a big splash right next to her further exasperating her
mood.
The first of our qualifying matches puts the
Undead Warrior vs the A-Team’s Antonio Cesaro.
Cesaro
is beating the tar out of the Undead Warrior until Bray Wyatt came out. Undead warrior sees him and is filled with
inspiration. He then sends Cesaro to the
outside where he tombstone piledrives him on the floor. Antonio is out
cold. Undead Warrior rolls back in and
wins and advances via CO.
Next on the
card is A-Team member and North American
Champion Alberto Del Rio vs King
Damian Sandow for the title. Cesaro
limps back out along with Austin Aries.
Sandow is looking for the rest of Prestige Inc but they are nowhere to
be found. The A-Team triple team Sandow
and 7 minutes later, Del Rio gets the win.
We cut to the back and we see Reid and Magnus break through a door (they
presumably were locked in) and rush to the ring. Reid and Magnus rush down to the ring and the
A-Team bails. Prestige Inc challenges
the A-team to a match but A-team does not yet accept. We’ll need to see what transpires next.
In the back, Alberto Del Rio runs into the
World’s Strongest Man Mark Henry and Henry tells Del Rio to watch where he’s
going. Del Rio doesn’t like Henry’s tone
so he tells him to back off before he (Alberto) does something to Henry that he
(Henry) won’t like. Henry challenges him
for the title at Clash and tells Alberto to put his mouth where his title is.
Next up is AJ styles vs Curtis Axel to see who
meets Christopher Daniels for the US Title.
In just 4 short minutes, Axel, tired of getting his ass handed to him,
walks out of the match resulting in a count out. AJ is going to the Clash.
Following this is the next qualifying match with
John Cena taking on the Axe. Cena totally underestimated his opponent and Axe
took advantage of it. After an
exhausting 8 minutes, Axe nails Cena with ‘the Axe’ and gets the 1-2-3. Axe is advancing and will meet the Undead
Warrior in the main event.
The Internet Media Champion and Prestige Inc
member Magnus comes out and calls out Tajiri.
Tajiri runs in from the crowd and attacks Magnus briefly before running
away. Magnus recovers and challenges him
to a match at the PPV. Tajiri accepts.
Our second to last match is the Mexicali Flyers
vs the Dudley Boys for a shot at the tag team titles at the PPV. In just 7 minutes, the Dudley’s get the gin
after Tornado en Fuego goes flying over the top rope and crashes hard on the
floor resulting in a countout. The Dudley
Boys will be meeting VamChango for the World Tag Team titles.
In the main event, the Undead Warrior took on
the Axe. Unbeknownst to the Undead
Warrior, Bray Wyatt mad his way down to the ring. When Undead Warrior finally realized someone was
there, he looked up but what he saw made his eyes go wide. He was looking at…Paul Bearer (RIP)! What the hell? ‘Paul’ leans over and says “Remember who you
are…remember who you are.” Undead
Warrior shakes his head and there is Bray Wyatt yelling “Remember who you are,
Undead Warrior. Get the job done.” In 12 minutes, Undead Warrior gets the win
after hitting the Last Ride. Axe went
toe to toe with UW from the beginning of the match but then ran out of gas (apparently
his win over Cena exhausted him). Undead
Warrior is going to the semi-finals for the CSWA World Title. At our next show, we will have the #1 Seed
Alberto Del Rio taking on the #4 seed Undead Warrior and the #2 seed Jeff Hardy
taking on #3 seed Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon.
That is all for now. Stay tuned as the Clash will be here before
you know it.
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