Hello fans and
welcome back to the HWF and CSWA wrestling newsletter. Today’s episode comes to you from a taped
event in El Paso, TX. The show begins
with GM Hulk Hogan making his typical address to the crowd. “The Hulkster is in the house, brother. Also in the house are new talents that I have
signed from all over the globe. They are
the new blood being infused into the CSWA and HWF. You saw on the last show the return of Devon
Dudley. Devon is back on the active
roster. I am also pleased to announce the new additions of Adam Rose, Sami
Zayne, Kenta Kobiashi, Ethan Carter III and Sanada. . This
new blood get to showcase their talents against my CWO so we’ll see how good
they actually are. Also tonight will be
a qualifying match between Batista and Abyss.
In our main event, the Undead Warrior gets one more shot. He has to win this one if he wants in to the
CSWA World title tournament. His
opponent will be announced later tonight.
With that out of the way, let’s get this show started.” (Editors’
note: There was very little reaction
from the El Paso crowd. I guess they’re
just happy to be out of the heat of the Texas sun).
The first match
of the night is A-Team member Alberto Del Rio taking on Ethan Carter III. The announcer only ended up referring to him
as Ethan Carter and he took obvious offense to it. “THE THIRD.
Ethan Carter THE THIRD. Get it
RIGHT!” EC3 took the match to the Latino
aristocrat and after a brief beatdown from Del Rio, EC3 controlled the entire
match. Fortunately for Del Rio, the 20
minute time limit bell rang and he took off to avoid any further beating. The crowd chanted “EC3, EC3. EC3”. He shook hands with the fans before heading
to the back.
Match #2 is Adam
Rose (accompanied to the ring by assorted fans called the ‘Rosebuds’) taking on
Dirk “the Pick” Devon. Here is another
match where the CWO did not represent well.
Rose beat the Pick from pillar to post and in the few remaining seconds,
Dirk looked up to see the time limit almost expiring and he breathed a sigh of
relief. However, it was too soon as Rose
nailed a Samoan driver and scored a pin just before the time limit ran
out. Pick rolled out of the ring and
slinked his way to the back. Rose and
the rosebuds celebrated with the fans and then also left.
In the back,
Aries and Cesaro were heckling Del Rio for not being able to take out a
newbie. In fact, both Aries and Cesaro
told Del Rio they would get the job done and before the time limit could
expire. They even heckled the Pick as he
was slinking by. He turned and gave them
the finger which only incited them more.
Hogan walked over and told them to cut it out. “Cesaro, you are up next. Do us proud.”
He patted Antonio on the back as he made his way to the ring.
Match #3 is
Antonio Cesaro taking on Sanada. Cesaro
was underprepared from the onslaught that Sanada brought forth. Antonio did manage to make it to 18 minutes
but fell victim to a well-executed Dragon Suplex and Sanada got the win. Antonio took the walk of shame to the back
preparing himself for heckling from his teammates while Sanada took off through
the crowd.
Match #4 is the
Axe taking on Sami Zayn. This had to be
the most embarrassing match of the night with Zayn totally dominating the
Axe. It only took 10 minutes for Zayn to
hit a Three Quarter nelson Suplex and the newcomer gets his first win. Axe, however, was not happy and tried to
attack Zayn after the bell but after an exploding Suplex, Axe tucked his tail
between his legs and left. Zayn
celebrated with the fans before making his way back.
In the back,
Aries is heckling everybody. “Man, do I
have to be the only one who can win a match for our team? You know what? I’ll do Hogan proud and score the one and
only win for the CWO since the rest of you couldn’t seem to get the job
done. Watch a professional do it.” Cesaro stopped him. “One sec. You are doing all the heckling but you haven’t
won anything yet. If you are so
confident in your abilities, how about a wager?
If you win, you can be the official leader of the A-Team.” Del Rio nodded in acknowledgement. “However, If you lose, you need to do
something degrading….like wrestle in a dress.”
Aries laughed a hearty laugh. “Is
that the best you could come up with?
Fine but once I win, you will refer to me as ‘the Man’ Austin Aries.” Aries left to head to the ring.
Match #5 is
Austin Aries taking on Kenta Kobiashi.
Aries showed the newcomer why he was chosen by Hogan to be a member of
the A-Team. Kenta gave him a run for his
money but in the end of 18 minutes, Aries nailed the Aries 450 to score the
pin. Confetti and balloons fall from the
ceiling as Aries celebrates his win. He
even instructed the announcer to call him ‘the Man’ Austin Aries.
Match #6 is a
qualifying match between Batista and Abyss.
This was a short match that saw Abyss get the win in 4 minutes. Abyss and Batista were fighting on the
outside of the ring and Abyss chokeslammed him on the floor. He then rolled back in to barely beat the 10
count. Batista stays in the HWF and
Abyss is part of the World title tourney for the CSWA World title.
Match #7 was
supposed to be Gail Kim vs Ravishing Raquel but after Gail made her way to the
ring and then no Raquel came out, she told the ref to ring the bell and DQ
Raquel. The ref made it up to 8 before a
bloody Raquel makes her way out to the ring followed by doctors. Gail bails out of the ring and is
smiling. Hulk Hogan makes his way out
and says that champions should not be cowards and instead of Raquel getting a
non-title match, at the next show, she gets a title shot. Gail is not happy.
The main event
of the evening is the Undead Warrior taking on ??? for an entry spot for the
CSWA World title. Undead Warrior makes
his way out followed by Bray Wyatt and the rest of the Warriors – Centurion,
Super Warrior and the Warrior of Truth.
Hogan comes out and says that Undead Warrior’s opponent will be…HIM. That’s right, Hogan is stepping back into the
ring and will put the Undead Warrior to rest once and for all. “Hang on a sec brother…I just remembered…I’m not
cleared to wrestle at all.” This brought booing and hissing from each and every
fan in the building…it was deafening. “Shut
your pie holes.” Hogan yelled back at them.
Hogan called for his Meat Shield when debris started flying his
way. “I’m going to be a nice guy and give an HWF’r
a chance to qualify for the CSWA title.
Bobby Lashley, the fight is yours.
If you win, you are in the tourney.”
Lashley nodded and started to make his way to the ring when Brock Lesnar
ran out and beat down on Bobby including throwing him into the ring side
steps. Lesnar grabbed a mic and said
that if anyone is getting a shot here, it is HIM. Lashley was up and nailed a spear on
Brock. Both men started pounding the
stuffing out of each other when Hogan’s Meat Shield ran down to separate
them. Hogan got back on the mic “Neither
of you are in so I’ll find someone else.”
Batista came out and told Hulk he wanted the shot at the Undead
Warrior. Hogan agreed and Batista went to
the ring.
The first fall
goes to Batista who in 13 minutes put Undead Warrior down with a powerslam. The second fall goes to the Undead Warrior
who got the pin in 15 minutes after locking in a throat choke. The match goes another 18 minutes and even
though Hogan tried to distract Undead Warrior, Bray Wyatt and his Warriors
prevented Hogan from interfering in the match.
In a dominating finish, Undead Warrior nails Batista with the Last Ride
and scores the final pin. Undead Warrior
is in the tournament for the CSWA World title – a title Hogan wrongfully stripped
him of. Undead Warrior stares at Hogan
and drags his thumb across his neck.
Hogan’s eyes go wide for a brief moment and then he and his meat shield
head to the back. Undead Warrior, along
with Bray and team, celebrated in the ring as the show comes to a close.
Thanks for
reading. There is definitely more to
come so stay tuned.
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