We start off with news about one of CSWA’s own calling it
quits. Ted Dibiasi Jr has decided to
hang up his tights to go spend time with his family and possibly pursue some
more acting gigs. We wish him the best
in his future endeavors. One person,
however, does not. Yep, you guessed
it. Master Bull. Master Bull was not willing to let Dibiasi
leave on his own. He told Ted that he
had one more match he needed to work.
Ted tried to explain that he was done but Master Bull would not hear of
it. He sent Ted down to the ring and
told him his opponent would be following shortly.
Master Bull scrounged around the back looking for a schmo to
send to the ring and he came across Mike “the Axe” Medley. Even though Medley had time off, he was still
smarting from his title loss to King Damian Sandow. Master Bull sent Medley to the ring and told
him that he wanted Dibiasi punished for abandoning the federation (even though
Dibiasi hasn’t been involved in any feuds for some time).
The Axe gets in the ring and just before the bell can ring,
Master Bull gets on the mic “Now Teddie, I don’t want you to think you can skip
out of here and get DQ’d so I am making this match a No Countout or DQ
match. You have a match and I expect you
to wrestle.” Also, I am bringing back
one person who was forced into retirement early. He will be the special guest referee for this
match. The ref comes down and it is Brad
Maddox. The bell rang and the Axe closed
in. He then executed the most
devastating move in all of professional wrestling…the finger poke of doom. Axe pokes Ted and he falls. Axe makes the cover and the ref quickly
counts 1-2-3. Dibiasi actually
celebrates in the ring with Medley and Maddox.
Master Bull is on the outside and he is livid. He says that both Medley and Maddox will pay.
Next up was a pre-taped conference held by the Negronomicon. Here is his follow up following the retirement announcement from Donnie B.
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Cut to a press conference:
"I'd like to read from a prepared statement.
Big Daddy Donnie B is a bastard. Always has been. He has consistently under
paid his most talented employees when he ran his unbelievably pathetic
wrestling federation and, as a wrestler, managed to stick up match after match
after match no matter how many more talented opponents he faced.
Nevertheless, being that I am the bigger man, I will say something nice
about him.
He smells like lavender. All the time. Very girlish, but who am I to speak
ill of one man's "hobbies".
In all seriousness...you SUCK Donnie B. I hope you rot.” End conference.
Now, we all know that the Negronomicon is very bitter but I
think he took this too far. I don’t know
if he was dropped on his head as a kid or what but he seems to hate the world and
everyone in it. I’m very surprised Law
and Order got him to agree to work with them.
Next, we wanted to discuss the health of El Chango. As you may remember, El Chango got hurt at
the PPV but he was immediately checked out and short of a few bumps and
bruises, he is in good shape.
Our next match on the card is a rematch between Kevin Steen
and Hernandez. These two had a great 24
minute battle. Steen controlled the
match for the first 8 minutes and then Hernandez took over. At the 24 minute
mark, Hernandez nails a nasty shoulder smash and rolled Steen up for the
pin. After the match, Hernandez went to
shake Kevin’s hand and at first he didn’t want to shake it but eventually gave
in.
Announcer Marc announced his good fortune. He played the Lotto and he scored a whopping
$600. Good for him.
Cowboy James Storm then came out. He said that his win in the tournament gives
him a shot at any HWF title he wants. He
started off with the European Champion King Damian Sandow. He said that he was all American and wasn’t
interested in that belt. He then brought
up the World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar.
He said that Christian beat the beast so anything is possible but he
wasn’t ready for that challenge. He then
zeroed in on the Intercontinental Championship held by Jay Lethal. He said that Lethal, like him, was a consummate
professional and he would like the opportunity to meet him in the ring. He then announced he would cash in his title
shot against Lethal. The IC Champ then
came out to “Pomp and Circumstance” dressed like the Macho Man. He gets to the ring still mimicking his idol Randy
“Macho Man” Savage. Lethal said he
accepts the challenge. Storm then goes
to shake Lethal’s hand and receives a superkick to the face for his
efforts. Lethal climbs to the top
turnbuckle and goes flying connecting with a elbow smash to Storm’s
throat. He then goes to the outside and
grabs the ringside bell. He helps Storm
to his feet and then nails him in the head with the bell (GONG!). Storm is busted open. Lethal stands over the fallen Cowboy holding
his title. Eventually he leaves. Storm is helped up but refuses to be carried
to the back. He storms (pun intended) to the back looking for Lethal.
Master Bull meets up with James Storm and tells him that,
yes, what happened was tragic but he was to go cool off. He told Storm to leave the arena and go to
the hospital and get checked out. Storm
reluctantly agreed.
Next we have a tournament working towards our 6 man tag team
champions. Tonight, it is Prestige Inc
with the Women’s champion Ravishing Raquel taking on 3MB. This one went 19 minutes. After a triple team on Magnus, Drew McIntyre
turned and started making lewd comments to Ravishing Raquel. Reid jumped in and nails a ReiDDT. Magnus picks Drew up and nails a Samoan drop
for the 1-2-3. Prestige Inc is one step
closer to the title finals.
Our next 6 man tag team match has the Mexicali Flyers with
El Chango taking on the Colon’s and Zack Ryder.
This one went 13 minutes with El
Chango and Tornado en Fuego doing all the work.
For some reason, El Dragon did not get tagged in as he looked worse for
wear.
The main event of the night is the HWF World Champion Brock
Lesnar defending against the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal. This was a short one. Brock was beating the snot out of Lethal
until Lethal dumped the champ over the top rope. Lethal followed him out and
hit a superkick sending Brock into the audience. He jumps back in the ring just beating the 10
count. Lethal gets the win via countout. Brock is standing outside the ring but he is
smirking. Lethal asks what he is
grinning at. Brock moves out of the way
and standing there is James Storm. He
rushes the ring and Lethal bails. The
show ends with Storm yelling at the champ as Lethal backed up cautiously up the
ramp.
Stay tuned. More to
follow.
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