Saturday, August 3, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.02

Hello fans.  Well, the news just continues as we make our way towards the Clash of the Champions PPV. 

We start off this issue with the second new hire to our team – a gentleman known as Professor Cobra.  Cobra claims to have been trained by the once-great Jake “the Snake” Roberts.  Professor Cobra will be drafted to the HWF.  Master Bull wants to see both of his new hires in action so King Mo and Professor Cobra will be making their in-ring debuts tonight, here in Phoenix, AZ.  Master Bull made the decision that if either or both King Mo and Professor Cobra win their matches tonight, they will be given a spot on the PPV roster.  Speaking of the PPV, the card is shaping up to be a fantastic one with tons of matches.  Since MB does not want to cut any of the matches out, the PPV will take place (like a few others have) over the span of 2 days.   He reached out to the Sportatorium in Dallas, TX to make sure they could pull it off.  They assured him they could so now, we have a 2 day event.

One other thing that was announced was that there would be a new title created – this one though takes us back to the old World Class Championship days – the 6 Man Tag Team Champions.  This is great news for teams like Prestige Inc, the Shield, 3MB, the MF’ers w/ El Chango as well as Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon.  Due to the complexity of the match set up, all of these matches will have a 60 minute time limit – just like tag team matches today have.  There will be matches throughout the rest of the summer to establish the top ranked teams and at the October PPV – “Revenge – Day of Reckoning”, we will have the 6 man tag team champions crowned. 

The evening starts off with Prestige w/ Ravishing Raquel on their way to the ring.  They get in the ring and Reid starts off.  “Our reception here in Phoenix is no better than any other garbage dump we’ve been to.  We try to bring our sense of “upper class” to you lowlifes and you are just no better than the scum I scrape off the bottom of my $500 shoes.”  He then points to where the “superfans” are sitting and points at Derek who is holding a sign that reads “Reid Rothchild makes me hurl.  Wanna see?”  “Even this loser with his ‘funny’ sign just goes to show that most of the fans out there, with the exception of the lovely Ravishing Raquel, are hopeless.” Derek then throws a tomato at Reid and hits him right in the back of the head.  Reid jumps out of the ring and gets in Derek’s face.  Derek is not backing down and looks downright mean (with his cap turned backwards).  He verbally goes toe to toe with Reid and Reid just gets tired and gets back in the ring.  Meanwhile, King Damian Sandow takes the mic “Prestige Inc stands before you the epitome of superiority in the HWF.  We are unparalleled in our excellence and you ungrateful maggots just make it harder for us to want to share anything with you.  Mighty Magnus, at this point, you are the only one of Prestige Inc not involved in the Clash of the Champions PPV.  Reid and I set the bar high and even though we know you are one of us, we really need to know what you plan to do to become a champion.”  Magnus takes the mic “Your Lordship, you are right.  You did tell me early on that to remain as part of this elite group, everyone needs to step up.  So right here and now, I challenge the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal to a match for that title.  Lethal, if you are any sort of man, you will accept my challenge and come down here now.”

Jay Lethal’s music hits (Pomp and Circumstance) dressed like a mini-Macho Man.  He comes out with a mic in hand. “Oooohhhhh Yeeeaaaahhhhh!  Black Machismo is here in Phoenix baby!  Magnus, you challenge me for my title?  Well, I accept.  The mini-Macho Man does not back down from any challenge and says let’s do this now.  SNAP in to it!”

Master Bull comes out and says that he will dictate when this will happen and makes it the main event for tonight but for now, they all need to leave except for Ravishing Raquel as she is up next in singles competition.

Ravishing Raquel waits in the ring to see who her challenger will be.  It is none other than the Women’s Champion Layla El.  Layla says that before the PPV, she wants to see what Raquel’s got so she is giving her a non-title match.  The match goes for 12 minutes with the challenger standing toe to toe with the champion.  At the end, Layla makes a mistake and Raquel catches her with a spinning heel kick.  She makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  She then picks up the Women’s title and poses on the turnbuckle before Layla gets up and takes it from her.  She then hits Raquel with The Layout and Raquel rolls out of the ring. The champ celebrates with her title as Raquel glares at her.  Raquel takes a mic “Cheap shots from a cheap champion.  I’ve now proven I can pin you and at the Clash, I will do it again.”  She then leaves.

Out next comes King Mo Lawal accompanied by Mr. Wrestling 4.  They wait to see who will be his challenger and out comes Bran-Don-Goh.  He is accompanied by Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.  In a very even match, the newcomer held his own against the “Dancing with the Stars” reject (as reflected in the sign Derek was holding - the ghetto repaired one).  Bran-Don-Goh was not happy seeing the sign again and Derek and the others were very vocal about B’s “unique” wrestling style.  Bran-Don-Goh starts off with a flying calf kick followed by a leapfrog body guillotine.  King Mo battled back with an elbow smash to B’s face and he followed it up with a waistlock takedown and ride.   B hits another leapfrog guillotine but is stopped in his tracks by a left hand jab from King Mo.  B is down.  Mo locks in a modified klingman anklelock and Bran-Don-Goh has no choice but to tap out.  King Mo wins his first match.

Out next is Professor Cobra for his first match.  His opponent comes out and it is Eric Young.  EY starts off with a whip and ram into the turnbuckle.  He charges and Professor Cobra launches him over the top rope where EY crashes hard on the floor.  Young does not make it back in so Professor Cobra gets his first win via countout.  Professor gets on the mic and says that isn’t the way he wanted to make is debut so he asks Eric Young for a rematch at the PPV.  EY accepts.

It is then announced that King Mo and Mr. Wrestling 4 will square off against the USO’s at the PPV.

The main event is now.  Prestige Inc head to ringside and then are followed out by the Intercontinental Champion Jay Lethal.  Prestige Inc leave the ring so the match can begin.  Magnus starts off by trying to hit a spinning Samoan drop but it is reversed and Lethal nails a flying elbow smash from the ropes.  Magnus battles back by hitting some British stomps.  Magnus is tossed out of the ring.  He goes over to chat with King Sandow and Reid and is back in at the 6 count.  Magnus hits a forearm uppercut and Lethal nails the Lethal Combination for a 2 count.  Magus is then tossed out of the ring again and is back in at 7.  Lethal goes to the top rope for the Flying Elbow but Reid is up and nails Lethal in the back with a chair.  Magnus pulls the champ to the middle of the ring and locks in a Sharpshooter.  Lethal, with no place to go, taps out.  Magnus has just won the title but Jay gets his immediate rematch.

The next match starts off and Lethal is on fire (as well as pissed off).  This one goes 15 minutes and just before the end, Reid tries to hit Lethal with a chair again but Lethal nails a flying dropkick into the chair and into the face of Reid Rothchild.  Magnus charges and Lethal catches him with a hip toss from the top turnbuckle.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. 

Now, the rubber match is next in a steel cage.  This should nullify Prestige Inc.’s interference in the match.  Magnus starts off with some British stomps.  Lethal battles back with a diving double axe handle smash.  He follows it up with a snap suplex and Magnus kicks him in the midsection.  Lethal nails a superkick but Magnus hits a Spinning Samoan Drop and gets a 2 count.  Magnus kicks him in the midsection.  Sandow and Reid are on the outside of the ring attaching what looks like jumper cables to the ring.  They motion for Magnus to toss Lethal into the cage but Lethal reverses it and catapults Magnus into the cage where he receives a pretty bad shock.  Magnus falls backwards and Lethal makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Now, he has to get out of the cage.  Sandow and Reid are blocking the door so Lethal climbs to the top of the cage and JUMPS!  He hits both men with a flying body press taking them out.  Lethal is the winner of the match and retains his IC title.  Holy Cow!

 

Thanks for reading.  More to come so stay tuned.

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