HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.03

This newsletter starts off with Prestige Inc in the back talking to Magnus.  There is a bit of arguing going on.  Magnus is accusing King Damian and Reid Rothchild of sabotaging his efforts to win the Intercontinental title.  Reid is pacing calling bullshit while Sandow is trying calm Magnus down.  “Magnus, listen to me.  We are in your corner.  We are not against you.”  “Yeah”, Magnus replied, “If that is true, then why am I not standing here with a title?  There is something seriously wrong here.  You know, maybe I need to prove myself in the ring to you both.  That is unless Reid is willing to give up the Elitist title..?  No, well how about you your Lordship?  Are you willing to give up your title shot and give it to me?  See, that is where the problem lies.  You both want only for yourselves and I get left in the background.  Like I said, maybe I need to prove myself.  I’ll go find myself a tag team partner and then we can have ourselves a match.”  Magnus stormed out.  Reid commented “Let him blow off steam. If he wants this match, let’s give it to him.”  Sounds like we have ourselves a match. 

Magnus was storming around the back and came across a familiar face in the shadows.  He approached and asked this individual if he would be interested in taking on Sandow and Rothchild.  At first he was hesitant, but then he agreed.  Looks like Magnus has his tag team partner. 

Master Bull makes his way out to the ring. “Hello El Paso, TX, the butt end of this god-awful state.  You know, if we were in my hometown of Kansas City, MO, the people would be cheering me and thanking me for bringing entertainment to the city.  Instead, we get you ungrateful, spoiled little children.”  The fans here are just unrelenting.  The Superfans are ringside center and they are the loudest. Joel is holding a sign that says “Why isn’t Del Rio a champ?” Derek has his sign “I came to see hot chicks”. Marc’s sign says “Master Bull = Brilliant”.  Lastly, Brian’s sign says “Good Lord, this place smells”.  Master Bull approached the Superfans and questioned their loyalty to the HWF and CSWA.  All said they were on board.  He then called for security….to escort them to the back….for a tour backstage.  All were excited but Derek seemed a bit skeptical.  Master Bull got back on the mic “These are true fans.  They follow us to each and every show.  The way I repay loyalty, in this case, is to give these fans a backstage pass to see, meet and greet everyone.  Now, the rest of you sit down so we can begin our show.”  He and security accompanied the Superfans to the back.  Derek kept looking around wondering if there was a catch.

While in the back, Marc and Brian teamed up and did kind of a play by play announcing team.  Master Bull heard them and asked if they would want to sign on as announcers?  It would be a short term gig – only through the end of the year.  They would get paid.  Both were ecstatic.  Master Bull said though that they would need a test run and to go out and take over the “Spanish” announce table.  Both went to ringside.

Brian: “Hello everybody, Flyin Brian and Marvelous Marc here at ringside calling the action of the night.  This will be a very interesting evening.”
Marc: “That’s right Brian, we know that Prestige Inc is having a falling out of sorts.  Magnus has found himself a partner and will be taking on Reid and the King later tonight.”
Brian: “You’ve got that right buddy. But now, it looks like the first match of the night is starting.”

Alberto Del Rio is out first followed by Big E Langston.  In a 15 minute butt kicking, Big E was winning until Del Rio though he had enough and took off out of the ring.  He ended up getting counted out so Big E wins this one by DQ.

After the match, Superfans Joel and Derek made their way back to their seats.

Brian: “I can’t believe Del Rio would bail like that.”
Marc: “I can Brian.  Del Rio is a coward and will always take the easy way out.  It looks like our next match is on.”

Out next was Bobby Roode taking on John Cena.  Roode challenged Cena for his spot for the World title (a spot he won after his performance in the last tournament).  Cena killed Roode (114 to 51 points).  Roode did manage to keep kicking out but at the 16 minute mark, Cena hits a knuckle jam and gets the pin.  After the match, Ryback attacks Cena and hits him with a very nasty spear.  Cena folds in half.  Security (they are on top of their game here) comes out and prevents Ryback from doing any more damage.  Ryback spits on Cena before he leaves.

Marc: “That Ryback is a monster.  I wonder if Cena will be able to stop him.”
Brian: “He may have an issue if his pants keep falling down.  Someone get that man a belt.”

Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet make their way to ringside and they are accompanied by Bran-Don-Goh. 

Marc: “These two ladies will be meeting the Bella’s at the PPV but tonight, they will be taking on the team of Velvet Sky and Natalya Neidhart.”

Brian: “Marc, look who is joining us.  It is none other than the Women’s Champion Layla El.  Hello Layla and may I say you look lovely today.”
Marc: “The Women’s champion is here everyone.  Stand up and give her the respect she deserves.”
Layla: “Thank you both.  I came out here because I need address a grave misjustice that happened at the last show.  Raquel did not beat me.  She is a cheater who will stop at nothing to take what is not hers.  Well, I plan on standing in her way and she will not be taking my title.  I can promise you that.”
Brian: “Layla, you could outwrestle most of the guys here let alone the women.  I know you will be victorious”
Layla: “Thanks.  Well, it looks like the match is going to start so on to the action in the ring.”
 
In a 21 minute battle, the team of Nattie and Velvet defeat Spider and Fusion.  In fact, there was some miscommunication going on between Spider and Fusion.  Bran-Don-Goh got in there and calmed the two of them down citing the need for them to work as a team.  Layla El leaves the announce table.

Brian: “Well, this is one match I’m glad is over.  Spider and Fusion have some issues going on.”
Marc: “Well said buddy.  If a team as random as Velvet Sky and Natalya can defeat supposed team specialists that Fusion and Spider are supposed to be then what chance will they have against a real team such as the Bellla’s?”
Brian: “You know Marc, you are right but Brie Bella has yet to win a singles match. In fact, she’s 0-4.  Is she going to hold her sister back?”
Marc: “I guess we have to wait and see.”
 
The final match of the night (the show is being cut off early because Master Bull wants to get the hell out of El Paso) will be Reid Rothchild and King Sandow taking on Magnus and a mystery partner.

Marc: “Brian, this is the last match of the night.  It’s going to be a doozy.”
Brian: “Well said buddy.  It’s our time to shine too.”

The Elitist Reid Rothchild heads to the ring with Ravishing Raquel along with King Damian Sandow.  Magnus then comes out and introduces his tag team partner………Uncle Nova!  Nova and Magnus shake hands and head to the ring.

The match begins with Reid vs Magnus.  Reid immediately hits the Rothchild leg drop.  Magnus gets up and picks up Reid and drops him face first on the top turnbuckle.  Magnus tags out to Uncle Nova.  Nova hits a stomp on Reid and then immediately tags Magnus back in.  Magnus kicks Reid in the midsection and then Reid nails a ReiDDT.  He goes for the pin but Magnus kicks out at 2.  He tags in the King.  Magnus is waiting and hits a spinning Samoan Drop on the King.  Magnus tags Nova back in and he walks right into double teaming from Prestige Inc.  Uncle Nova nails a double axe handle smash to the back of Sandow but Reid hits a Reid Leg drop and Sandow hits a full nelson face smash.  Reid is back in for more double teaming.  Sandow hits a spinning elbow drop and Reid locks in the Rothchild chicken wing.  Reid hits another leg drop as the ref gets Reid out of the ring.  Sandow hits a full nelson face smash and Nova battles back and hits a stomp and then makes the hot tag to Magnus.  Sandow hits Magnus in the gut with his boot and tags Reid back in.  Magnus kicks Reid in the midsection but Reid hits the Rothchild Stunner.  He hits Nova with a forearm smash knocking him off the apron.  He makes the cover on Magnus and gets the 1-2-3.  Sandow grabs Nova and drags him into the ring.  Magnus gets up, looks at Reid and then Sandow and then they all attack Nova.  It was a SWERVE.  The three of them stomp a mudhole (or more like multiple mudholes) in Nova.  They kick him out of the ring and then stand united in the ring.

Marc: “This was an excellent match”

Brian: “Yeah, that noob Uncle Nova didn’t see the swerve coming.”
Marc: “Well, Brian, neither did we.”
Brian: “Yeah, I guess you’re right buddy.  Thanks everyone.”

More info to follow so stay tuned.  The PPV will be shaping up really well in the next week.