Back on this side, we start off in Master Bull’s
office. He has sitting there Mike “the
Axe” Medley and Brad Maddox. Master Bull
is beside himself at the deceit and trickery done by these two. As Master Bull is rambling on, Medley and
Maddox are snickering at what they were able to pull off. “Do you think this is funny?” Master Bull
asks. Medley and Maddox are trying to
not laugh out loud. “Well funny guys,
we’ll see who will be laughing last after I put the two of you in a match
against the Shield.” “Come on Bull”
Medley interjects “we were only having fun.
Dibiasi didn’t deserve to get put in a match after he turned in his
notice.”
“I don’t care. I am
in charge here, not you. Now, as for
your match…” It was Maddox’s turn in speak up “Well, if you’re going to put us
in a match we are not prepared for, then
you better have the tag titles on the line.
That is, unless you’re scared.”
“Fine funny man. Tag team title
match between you and the Shield will be the main event. You better go get yourselves prepared.” Maddox looked concerned but Medley told him
they’d be fine.
Our first match of the night is a continuing grudge match
between Fusion Valentine and Spider Violet.
The Spider really wants a piece of Ms. Valentine. This match is a relatively short one. Even though they were pretty matched up,
about the 7 minute mark, Spider started to get the upper hand. Seeing the writing on the wall, Fusion bailed
out of the ring and ended up getting counted out much to the disappointment of
the Spider. Spider gets on the mic and
tells Fusion she just can’t keep running away.
“I hereby challenge you, at the Revenge: Day of Reckoning PPV in
October, to an ‘I Quit’ match and the only way there is a winner is for one of
us to yell into a microphone that we surrender; we give up; we QUIT! What do you say?” Fusion just waived her hands at her and
walked off. We will have to see if she
ends up accepting the challenge.
Next on the card is the Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel
defending her title. Raquel had said
that she doesn’t believe in a Top 10 so she would pick the person she feels is
best qualified. She ends up calling down
Nikki Bella. Natalya Neidhart comes out
and makes her way to the announce table to watch the match. A few times Natalya got up and gave Nikki
some advice and each time she did, the challenger got a leg up. Raquel got tired of that and dumped the Bella
twin to the opposite side of the ring.
She then bodyslammed her hard on the floor and rolled back in just
before the 10 count. Ravishing Raquel
retains the title via countout decision.
Alicia Fox then comes out and challenges Natalya for her
spot (even though it is not being recognized by the champ, we have to have some
sort of ranking here). Alicia really
wants the next title shot so she brought her A game. She was owning the daughter of the Anvil but
it wasn’t until Raquel came back down to ringside that it threw Natalya off her
game and Alicia capitalized with a monkey flip and her feet on the ropes to
secure the win.
Next up was Jay Lethal defending the Intercontinental title
against Cody Rhodes. The match ended up
going to a 20 minute time limit draw.
Neither man were really happy about it but it was Cody who took it
harder. He started tearing up ringside
until Master Bull came out and told him to cool off. Rhodes didn’t stop and then Master Bull told
him that effective immediately, Rhodes is on mental leave. He is to take time off and get his head on
straight. Until that happens, Rhodes is
not allowed to compete or attend any CSWA or HWF event. Security came out and forcibly escorted
Rhodes out of the building.
Next on the card is a “brawl to settle it all” between Mankind and Casey Jones. This one is being set up as a Cole Miner’s Glove match. Mankind begins with raking the face of Casey with the glove and then applying the mandible claw. A busted up Casey hits a backhand chop but Mankind stops him with a running knee to the face. Casey hits an eye gouge. Mankind goes for a loaded glove low blow but Casey kicks the glove out of his hands at the last minute. Mankind then smashes Casey with a miner’s helmet. Casey hits the Strikeout headbutt twice. Mankind hits a swinging neckbreaker and Casey smashes Mankind’s face into an expose turnbuckle drawing blood. Mankind battles back with rapid slugs to the head. Casey grabs the loaded glove and mauls Mankind with it. Casey then smashes Mankind into the exposed turnbuckle. Mankind somehow clotheslines Casey over the top rope to the concrete floor. He follows him out and hits a loaded glove low blow to Casey. He then locks in the Mandible claw but Casey battles out of it. Mankind then goes for a haymaker; Casey ducks and the ref gets knocked out. Mankind uses the gloved hand to hit a face rake and the Mandible claw. There is no ref to make the count. Mankind continues to dish out more punishment until Casey nails a flying elbow drop. He makes his own count and would have won but alas, no official ref to make the count. Casey goes for a second one but it is reversed and Mankind goes for a swinging neckbreaker but that gets nullified. This goes on for another 15 minutes with no one person getting a clear advantage. Finally the end comes after Mankind nails a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for the claw but Casey, in a desperate act, nails a flying elbow smash. The ref counts 1….2…..3 and Casey Jones is the winner. An exhausted Casey Jones drops to the mat. The ref raises his hand in victory but that victory is short lived. Mankind stands up and takes off his mask revealing himself as Mick Foley. Foley uses the helmet to knock Casey out. Foley drags himself up the ramp leaving a bloody carcass in the ring.
Our final match has Brad Maddox and Mike “the Axe” Medley
challenging for the tag team titles. The
crew got the ring mat changed out as both teams make their way to the
ring. Before the bell could ring, out
comes Master Bull. “Oh, and by the way,
this will be a Falls Count Anywhere match.
AND if you Medley and Maddox lose, you will both be FIRED. How about them apples?”
The match begins and goes for 37 long minutes and is
dominated by the CHALLENGERS! Holy
Cow! Medley and Maddox are working
together like a well-oiled machine with quick tags and double teaming on the
champs. At the 36 minute mark, Maddox
and Rollins fall over the top rope.
Rollins goes to whip Brad into the ringpost but Brad reverses it and
Seth tastes the steel of the ring post.
He collapses to the floor. Roman
Reigns saw that and could not believe his eyes.
Medley takes the opportunity to hit Roman with a Power Punch. He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. OH MY GOD!
The Axe and Maddox have won.
Master Bull is at the top of the ramp and he is livid. He tells the new champs that the rematch begins
now.
“Hang on a second” yells Maddox. “Make sure you take a look at the paperwork
you are holding. Look it over really
good before you start this up”.
“Whatever” Master Bull yells back.
“Just start the match.” Honest Abe just shrugs and starts the match. Maddox starts off against Seth Rollins. The Shield (mostly Roman Reigns as Rollins
was still suffering) were beating the snot out of the new champs when, all of a
sudden at the 15 minute mark, the bell rang.
Master Bull looked confused. The
match is being called a time limit draw.
What the hell? Master Bull’s eyes
go wide with shock and he digs into the paperwork only to find that hidden
stipulation. It says that if Maddox and
Medley win the belts, from now on, their matches will only be 15 minutes in
length. They put another one over the
GM. Medley and Maddox bail out of the
ring and head out through the crowd while a pissed off Shield and Master Bull
watch in dismay.
Stay Tuned. More to
follow.
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