Marc: Hello fans and welcome to Day 2. Yesterday was off the hook so today will
prove to be no different.
Brian: You got that right buddy. And guess what? There some fans sitting at home who decided
to take Master Bull at his word and tried to get tickets to today’s show. Unfortunately, the show is sold out. Master Bull was walking in and saw the line
of people being turned away. One guy
walked up with his kid and begged Master Bull to let them in. The kid even started to cry. Master Bull, without missing a beat, told the
kid to “grow up (he is only 10) and get used to disappointment”. As he walked away, we heard him mutter “Damn
Texans. I’m surrounded by a bunch of
crybabies.”Marc: Wow that is really harsh; especially talking to a 10 year old kid.
Brian: Well, that’s our boss for you. Speaking of the boss, here comes Master Bull.
Master Bull made his way out to the ring. “Dallas Texas, welcome to day 2 of Clash of
the Champions. I’m not going to stand
around and hem and haw so we are going to get right down to the action.”
Music blares and out Reid Rothchild led by the NEW Women’s
Champion Ravishing Raquel. Reid has a
mic. “Ok, Master Bullshit, you can leave
now. Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you
the NEW and undisputed Women’s champion, my fiancé, the lovely Ravishing
Raquel.” He turns to a fan “Shut your mouth,
fat ass or I’ll shut it for you.” We pan
the crowd and see Superfans Derek and Joel in their normal area at
ringside. Derek is holding a sign “Marry
Me instead, Raquel” and Joel’s sign says “Raquel’s number is 867-5309”. Raquel takes the mic. “Didn’t I tell
you? Didn’t I say that I was going to be
the next Women’s champion? Each and
every one of you doubted me. And now
guess what? You’re all still ignorant
and here I stand, a champion, with the greatest guy a girl could want – Reid
Rothchild - and the greatest team ever – Prestige Inc. We will reign with total domination over all
challengers and will put you all in your place, sheep.” Reid asks for the mic back. “Oh ravishing
one, these sheep can’t comprehend the sheer awesomeness we bring so for now,
lets leave them to their mundane lives.”
Reid flips off the crowd and leaves with Raquel.
Brian: That Reid Rothchild really is a jerk.
Marc: Yeah but he has the girl and she really is Ravishing.Brian: You got that right buddy.
Marc: Well, it looks like our first match is about to start.
The first match of the night is Bran-Don-Goh taking on the
returning Super Warrior. B makes his way
down to the ring with Fusion Valentine. The
bell rings and SW wants to shake Bran-Don-Goh’s hand but he refuses. B starts off with a Dango Suplex Slam and SW
hits a cobra clutch and follows it up with a
Super Flapjack. He then hits a
one arm chokeslam. B comes back with a
body avalanche and then tosses SW out of the ring. Warrior is back in at 4. SW hits a power punch and B hits the Dango
suplex slam. He makes the cover but only
gets a 2 count. SW battles back with the
Wayner Stomp. B tries to toss SW out
again but he holds the ropes nullifying the move. B hits the ropes and connects with a
leapfrog body guillotine. He makes the
cover but only gets a 1 count. He then
hits a flying spinning heel kick and SW hits a reverse neckbreaker. B hits the heel kick again and SW nails the
super powerslam. B hits the dango suplex
slam and SW stops him with a power punch.
To make a point, SW hits him with a second power punch. B is bent over gasping for breath. He fakes out the Warrior and tosses him out
of the ring. He then throws him into the
steps and then climbs back in the ring.
He plays to the crowd thinking he’s getting the win but SW makes it back
in at 9. B is astounded. SW looks a
little worse for wear. He locks in a
cobra clutch but can’t hold onto it as B tosses him out of the ring again. This time, he handcuffs the Super Warrior to
ringside. He makes it back in and SW is
counted out. Bran-Don-Goh gets the win
via Countout. He takes a mic.
“I used to believe in you and you betrayed
me. You put your needs before those of
your fans and you turned your back on us.
Do you know who I am? I am
Bran-Don-Goh. I am here in the HWF
because of who I know. I am the Rock’s
(pop from the crowd) cousin’s best friend’s daughter’s boyfriend’s cousin twice
removed. The Rock may have gotten me
here but I am here to say and whether you like it or not, you better learn to
love it because BRAN…DON…GOH…SAID SO!"
With that, the Super Warrior got freed from the handcuff and
as soon as B saw that, he took off with Fusion Valentine following. Super Warrior got in the ring and picked up
the mic:
What?! You were expecting someone else?! Now Mohammad and
I have definitely NOT seen eye to eye in the past but this man has an
indomitable Warrior Spirit and that is what he has helped me find again! YOu
all know of his HIGHLY decorated past, he has attained MANY championships in
his time so if anyone can bring be back to my winning ways, it is he! So now I
am back, better than ever and ready to wage war and first on my hit list is YOU
Bran-Don-Goh! You who CLAIMED to be my BIGGEST FAN... and yet you take to the
ring as a BALLROOM DANCER?! NO self-respecting Warrior or even a fan of such
would be caught dead with this gimmick! Warriors DO NOT DANCE!!! Warriors rage
and wage war! You ask yourself why, despite all of your fandom,
did I never acknowledge you? It is because I could sense that you DO NOT have
the heart of a WARRIOR! Now I challenge YOU
to throw off this ridiculous gimmick you have chosen for yourself and PROVE ME
WRONG!!!
Brian: Damn, the Super Warrior really is intense.
Marc: I agree and I totally thought he was going to say that he was being reconditioned by the Ultimate Warrior but I guess it was a swerve.
The next match on the card is King Damian Sandow vs. Mike
“the Axe” Medley for the European title.
The stipulation on this one is that if Sandow wins, the European title
will move to the HWF. The match goes 11
minutes and Sandow gets the pin after executing the double arm
neckbreaker. Medley gets his immediate
rematch. Sandow starts off with knee
lifts to the midsection. Axe nails a
forearm uppercut. Sandow hits more
kneelifts and Axe tosses him out of the ring for a 3 count. Sandow comes back with pummeling fists and
Axe meets those with a side headlock (BORING).
Sandow nails a swinging neckbreaker and Axe hits a backbreaker. Sandow then takes Medley’s knee out with a
knee clip from behind. Axe holds him off
with another uppercut. Medley locks in a
side headlock (BORING) and the King hits a double arm neckbreaker. This match is even. Sandow kicks Medley in the gut and Axe nails
a shoulder tackle. Damian hits the
neckbreaker and goes for the pin but Mike kicks out at 2. The King hits a knee drop and Mike locks in
(yep again) the side headlock and follows it up with a knee to the gut of
Sandow. Mike locks in the side headlock
yet again. Sandow battles back with a
full nelson face smash. He follows it up
with another knee clip but Mike hits the Axe.
He goes for the pin but Damian kicks out at 2. Mike locks in another side headlock and then
tosses Damian out of the ring. Sandow
tries to walk away but Mike brings him back.
Sandow eye rakes Mike but gets tossed out. Sandow grabs the belt and walks away. He gets counted out but Mike does NOT win the
title back. King Damian Sandow is once
again the European Champion and takes the belt to the HWF.
Next up is AJ Styles vs Mankind for the US title. Before the match could begin, Mankind states
that Master Bull has made this a “last man standing” match. Anything goes. The loser will be the one who does not make
it to the 10 count. The match ends up
going 19 ½ minutes with Mankind controlling the entire match. The end came after Casey Jones ran down
(hockey stick in hand) and beat the living snot out of Mankind. He ended up hitting a piledriver on the exposed
concrete. Mankind was not able to answer
the 10 count so AJ Styles is declared the winner.
Next in the lineup is our 6 man tag event with the Mexicali
Flyers w/ Handsome G and El Chango vs Law and Order and the Negronomicon. Tornado en Fuego starts off against Cowboy
Shizzle. Shizzle starts off by trying to
remove Torando’s mask. Tornado goes for
a superkick but it is reversed and the Cowboy nails the Shizzle Bomb. Tornado goes for the superkick and
connects. He goes for a second but it is
reversed. Shizzle goes for the shizzle
bomb but that gets neutralized. Tornado
hits another superkick and the cowboy hits a flying elbow. Tornado hits yet another superkick (is this
all he knows?) and Shizzle tosses him out of the ring. He is back in at 8. Shizzle hits the Shizzle bomb and then tags
in the Negronomicon. N drops the Tornado
with a bitch slap. Tornado begins to beg
off Negronomicon. He offers friendship
and then kicks N in the groin. He makes
the hot tag to El Chango. The Cowboy
and Marshall hit the ring. Marshall
takes out El Dragon and Negronomicon takes out the Tornado. They then hit a snap suplex, a thrust kick
and then a back bodydrop out of the ring.
Handsome G takes a bitch slap for getting in too close. El Chango landed hard and looked like he may
have hurt his knee. He ends up getting
counted out giving the win to Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon. After the match, Tornado and El Dragon clear
the ring with steel chairs. They help El
Chango up and then head to the back.
Superfan Derek and Joel were hot. They were yelling all kinds of obscenities at
Law and Order; most of which we could not type here.
Brian: DAMN Law and
Order! DAMN them straight to HELL.
Marc: Easy there buddy.
Don’t get a coronary.Brian: The Mexicali Flyers owned that match and they got screwed.
Marc: Trust me, I’m sure they’ll find a way to get even.
Next up is Jay Lethal vs CM Punk for the HWF IC title. Lethal started off strong but as the match
went on, Punk began to dominate. The end
came at the 17 minute mark with Lethal hit the Lethal Combination out of
nowhere and got the 1-2-3. After the
match, CM Punk shook his hand.
Our next match will have the winner move to the CSWA. Daniel Bryan and Christopher Daniels square
off for the North American title. Bryan
proved why he is the North American Champion.
He took Daniels back to school – like Kindergarten level. Bryan ends up with the win via submission at
the 22 minute mark after getting Daniels to tap out to the Labelle Lock. Bryan is on his way to the CSWA.
Marc: Man, that Daniel Bryan is awesome. It’s no wonder he’s such a great champion.
Brian: You’re right buddy. I want to see him in a match against Christian. I’d love to see that outcome.
In an odd turn of events, Superfans Derek and Joel actually
started a “Thank you Daniel” chant.
Bryan went over and shook hands with the two superfans before heading to
the back.
Our card is starting to wind down as we get into our 3rd
to last match of the night. BJ Whitmer
and Jeff Hardy make their way out to the ring for their title match. They are then followed out by the World Tag
Team Champions The Shield who were accompanied by Internet Media Champion Dean
Ambrose. In a 20 minute battle, BJ and
Hardy decimated the Shield even nullifying interference from Ambrose. The Shield got their immediate rematch. The
next match goes a whopping 51 minutes with the Shield regaining their
titles. This led to the rubber match
inside a steel cage. This was a short
match as both teams were really out of steam.
The end came after Rollins delivered a powerbomb onto the turnbuckle and
a pin on BJ. They picked up Jeff Hardy
and delivered the Doomsday Device (a move expertly copied from the Road
Warriors) and left him down and out.
They then walked out of the cage retaining their titles. Wow, what a great match.
Brian: Those Shield guys are just unstoppable.
Marc: I couldn’t agree with you more. These guys are the
future of wrestling. Their power and
dominance reminds me of the Road Warriors and their tenacity in the ring
reminds me of the Fabulous Freebirds. Brian: A best of both world comparison but these guys are no rip offs. They truly stand on their own.
Our second to last match is Uncle Nova taking on The Elitist
Reid Rothchild with the new women’s champion Ravishing Raquel. Reid tried to bring in one of the “crooked” refs
but “Honest Abe” comes out and as the head ref, sends Slow Count Sam to the
back. Reid begins with a (Benoit) flying
headbutt. Nova is up and nails a spear. Reid battles back and hits a (Stinger)
splash. Nova bounces back and hits a
double ax handle to the back and follows it up with a bodyslam. Reid hits the (Hogan) leg drop. Nova hits a spear and Reid hits the Reid
Bottom. He goes for a pin but Nova kicks
out at 2. Nova gets up but then eats a
Snake’s DDT. Reid tries for the pin but
Nova grabs the ropes. Nova nails a
hiptoss and follows it up with a spear.
Reid comes back and hits the Reidarooni twice and then another
splash. Reid makes the cover and only
gets the 2 count. He follows it up with
a Reid Splash and a pin but Nova kicks out again. Reid is getting frustrated. He goes for the
leg drop but Nova gets out of the way.
Reid tries for the leg drop again but Nova reverses it and nails a
flying axhandle. He makes the cover but
Raquel puts Reid’s foot on the ropes.
Reid tosses Nova out of the ring for a 4 count. Raquel walks over and slaps him in the
face. Raquel takes off and Reid gets
back in the ring. Nova kicks Reid in the
gut but Reid hits the splash and goes for a pin but Nova kicks out. Reid hits the splash again and makes the
cover but Nova just keeps kicking out.
Reid hits the Reid Bottom but Nova rolls out of the ring to avoid the
pin attempt. Nova gets back in and hits
a bodyslam but Reid nails the ReiDDT. He
makes a very nonchalant cover but Nova kicks out. Nova pops up and connects with an elbow
drop. Raquel sneaks a chair in the ring and
then distracts the ref. Reid hits another
ReiDDT on the chair and then slides it out of the ring. He pulls Nova into the middle of the ring and
makes the cover. 1..2…3. Reid Rothchild gets the win. He ends up kicking Nova out of the ring. Raquel gets in the ring to celebrate and they
start to make out. Reid, busted open
from the DDT on the chair is back in the ring with the chair. Raquel drops to the mat and Reid takes the
chair right to the face. Uncle Nova hits
Reid with the chair a few more times before leaving. On his way out, he hears the superfans
yelling for him. He goes over and Joel
and Derek are asking for the chair. Nova
does an “Eenie, meenie, miney mo” and then gives the chair to Joel. Nova goes back into the ring, grabs the Elitist
title and grabs a sledgehammer. He goes
to destroy this one too but Raquel runs up from behind and grabs the title and
takes off to the back. Reid is helped
out of the ring by security from the back.
Brian: Damn that
Rothchild. Damn him to hell.
Marc: You know, I was
just going to say that myself. Nova may
have gotten a bit of revenge even though he did not win the Elitist title. Brian: I was cheering for him. It just wasn’t meant to be.
Marc: You and me both.
Brian: Well Marc, we are down to our final match. It will be Christian defending the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship against Brock Lesnar.
Marc: And Brock made a great point. Every time he and Christian met in the ring, Brock walked out the victor. It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Brian: Well, out comes Master Bull. I guess he’s going to set some stipulations for this match.
Out comes Master Bull and heads down to the ring. He has a mic in hand. “This has been a fantastic show with lots of action, suspense and drama. Our main event will be Christian defending his Undisputed Title against the monster Brock Lesnar. This is a very important match so I want to make sure there are absolutely no chances of outside interference so this will take place in a steel cage. The winner of the match will be the one who exits the cage first.
It is my pleasure to introduce the challenger. He of course doesn’t really need it but I
give you the behemoth Brock Lesnar.”
Lesnar makes his way to ringside and enters the cage. He looks at home in here; reminiscent of his
days in the Octagon. “Next, I give you
the CSWA World Champion and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Christian.” Christian makes his way down to the
ring. He stops by the Superfans and
gives Derek a replica of the World title.
Derek is ecstatic. Christian gets in the ring and surrenders the
Undisputed title. “Enjoy the final match
of the night” Master Bull says as he leaves the ring.
Christian stats off with a one man concerto. He makes a cover but Lesnar powers out. Brock is already bleeding. Brock nails a power clothesline and Capt.
Charisma nails a falling inverted DDT.
He follows it up with a running powerslam onto the cage. He makes a cover but Brock kicks right out. Christian nails a dropkick and Brock hits an
F-5. Christian hits the Unprettier and Brock
nails a powerbomb. Brock hits another
power clothesline and Christian hits the One Man Concerto again. He makes the cover but only gets 2. Brock is right up and nails a
clothesline. Christian this an inverted
facelock backbreaker and Brock scoops him up and nails a running powerslam into
the cage. Lesnar then chokes him on the
ropes. Christian hits a falling inverted
DDT and Brock hits the press and slam.
He makes the cover but Christian kicks out at 2. Lesnar then chokes
Christian on the ropes. All of a sudden,
a masked guy runs down and throws a chain into the ring. He then goes and taunts Lesnar. Distracted by the masked man, Christian nails
brock with the chain and chokes him out.
He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
Christian goes for the door but Brock is blocking it. Christian then jumps on top of Lesnar and
scales the cage. He goes over the top
and drops to the floor before Brock realized what happened. Christian wins the match and retains the Undisputed
title. UNBELIEVABLE. Brock is in the ring and is PISSED.
The cage goes up and Brock manages to get his hands on the
masked man. The masked man battles back
and then hits a Van Daminator. He pulls
off the mask and it’s Rob Van Dam. Holy
Cow. The two men fight until the shirts
come from the back to break it up. What
an end to the PPV.
Thank you for watching and reading. Stay tuned as I’m sure there will be lots of
fallout. Much more to come.
Injury??! I hope el chango knows a good Dr!
ReplyDeleteYes, I personally checked on El Chango and he is ok.. Just a little beat up but no worse for wear.
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