Thursday, August 15, 2013

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2013 08.07 – Clash of the Champions Day 2

Hello fans and welcome to Day 2 of Clash of the Champions.  Yesterday was insane and today will prove to be no different.  We begin with our two announcers: Marvelous Marc and Flyin Brian. 

Marc: Hello fans and welcome to Day 2.  Yesterday was off the hook so today will prove to be no different. 
Brian: You got that right buddy.  And guess what?  There some fans sitting at home who decided to take Master Bull at his word and tried to get tickets to today’s show.  Unfortunately, the show is sold out.  Master Bull was walking in and saw the line of people being turned away.  One guy walked up with his kid and begged Master Bull to let them in.  The kid even started to cry.  Master Bull, without missing a beat, told the kid to “grow up (he is only 10) and get used to disappointment”.  As he walked away, we heard him mutter “Damn Texans.  I’m surrounded by a bunch of crybabies.”

Marc:  Wow that is really harsh; especially talking to a 10 year old kid.
Brian: Well, that’s our boss for you.  Speaking of the boss, here comes Master Bull.

Master Bull made his way out to the ring.  “Dallas Texas, welcome to day 2 of Clash of the Champions.  I’m not going to stand around and hem and haw so we are going to get right down to the action.” 

Music blares and out Reid Rothchild led by the NEW Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid has a mic.  “Ok, Master Bullshit, you can leave now.  Ladies and Gentlemen: I give you the NEW and undisputed Women’s champion, my fiancé, the lovely Ravishing Raquel.”  He turns to a fan “Shut your mouth, fat ass or I’ll shut it for you.”  We pan the crowd and see Superfans Derek and Joel in their normal area at ringside.  Derek is holding a sign “Marry Me instead, Raquel” and Joel’s sign says “Raquel’s number is 867-5309”.  Raquel takes the mic. “Didn’t I tell you?  Didn’t I say that I was going to be the next Women’s champion?  Each and every one of you doubted me.  And now guess what?  You’re all still ignorant and here I stand, a champion, with the greatest guy a girl could want – Reid Rothchild - and the greatest team ever – Prestige Inc.  We will reign with total domination over all challengers and will put you all in your place, sheep.”  Reid asks for the mic back. “Oh ravishing one, these sheep can’t comprehend the sheer awesomeness we bring so for now, lets leave them to their mundane lives.”  Reid flips off the crowd and leaves with Raquel.

Brian: That Reid Rothchild really is a jerk.
Marc: Yeah but he has the girl and she really is Ravishing.
Brian: You got that right buddy. 
Marc: Well, it looks like our first match is about to start.

The first match of the night is Bran-Don-Goh taking on the returning Super Warrior.  B makes his way down to the ring with Fusion Valentine.  The bell rings and SW wants to shake Bran-Don-Goh’s hand but he refuses.  B starts off with a Dango Suplex Slam and SW hits a cobra clutch and follows it up with a  Super Flapjack.  He then hits a one arm chokeslam.  B comes back with a body avalanche and then tosses SW out of the ring.  Warrior is back in at 4.  SW hits a power punch and B hits the Dango suplex slam.  He makes the cover but only gets a 2 count.  SW battles back with the Wayner Stomp.  B tries to toss SW out again but he holds the ropes nullifying the move.   B hits the ropes and connects with a leapfrog body guillotine.  He makes the cover but only gets a 1 count.  He then hits a flying spinning heel kick and SW hits a reverse neckbreaker.  B hits the heel kick again and SW nails the super powerslam.  B hits the dango suplex slam and SW stops him with a power punch.  To make a point, SW hits him with a second power punch.  B is bent over gasping for breath.  He fakes out the Warrior and tosses him out of the ring.  He then throws him into the steps and then climbs back in the ring.  He plays to the crowd thinking he’s getting the win but SW makes it back in at 9.  B is astounded. SW looks a little worse for wear.  He locks in a cobra clutch but can’t hold onto it as B tosses him out of the ring again.  This time, he handcuffs the Super Warrior to ringside.  He makes it back in and SW is counted out.   Bran-Don-Goh gets the win via Countout.  He takes a mic. 
 
“I used to believe in you and you betrayed me.  You put your needs before those of your fans and you turned your back on us.  Do you know who I am?  I am Bran-Don-Goh.  I am here in the HWF because of who I know.  I am the Rock’s (pop from the crowd) cousin’s best friend’s daughter’s boyfriend’s cousin twice removed.  The Rock may have gotten me here but I am here to say and whether you like it or not, you better learn to love it because BRAN…DON…GOH…SAID SO!"

With that, the Super Warrior got freed from the handcuff and as soon as B saw that, he took off with Fusion Valentine following.  Super Warrior got in the ring and picked up the mic:

Hear me Warriors! Unleash your raging voice for the Super Warrior has returned!!! Where have I been? What have I been doing? I...had a problem, I had lost my edge... A real man admits when he has a problem and a Warrior is the ULTIMATE man so this is me admitting my problem. Someone from my past saw that I had a problem too and he helped me DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Back to Parts Unknown I went, training in the Old Ways, he re-instilled in me the intensity, fury and confidence that I had lost! I owe this all to one man and that man is.... Mohammad Hassan!!!

What?! You were expecting someone else?! Now Mohammad and I have definitely NOT seen eye to eye in the past but this man has an indomitable Warrior Spirit and that is what he has helped me find again! YOu all know of his HIGHLY decorated past, he has attained MANY championships in his time so if anyone can bring be back to my winning ways, it is he! So now I am back, better than ever and ready to wage war and first on my hit list is YOU Bran-Don-Goh! You who CLAIMED to be my BIGGEST FAN... and yet you take to the ring as a BALLROOM DANCER?! NO self-respecting Warrior or even a fan of such would be caught dead with this gimmick! Warriors DO NOT DANCE!!! Warriors rage and wage war! You ask yourself why, despite all of your fandom, did I never acknowledge you? It is because I could sense that you DO NOT have the heart of a WARRIOR! Now I challenge YOU to throw off this ridiculous gimmick you have chosen for yourself and PROVE ME WRONG!!!
 
Brian: Damn, the Super Warrior really is intense.
Marc: I agree and I totally thought he was going to say that he was being reconditioned by the Ultimate Warrior but I guess it was a swerve.

The next match on the card is King Damian Sandow vs. Mike “the Axe” Medley for the European title.  The stipulation on this one is that if Sandow wins, the European title will move to the HWF.  The match goes 11 minutes and Sandow gets the pin after executing the double arm neckbreaker.  Medley gets his immediate rematch.  Sandow starts off with knee lifts to the midsection.  Axe nails a forearm uppercut.  Sandow hits more kneelifts and Axe tosses him out of the ring for a 3 count.  Sandow comes back with pummeling fists and Axe meets those with a side headlock (BORING).  Sandow nails a swinging neckbreaker and Axe hits a backbreaker.  Sandow then takes Medley’s knee out with a knee clip from behind.  Axe holds him off with another uppercut.  Medley locks in a side headlock (BORING) and the King hits a double arm neckbreaker.  This match is even.  Sandow kicks Medley in the gut and Axe nails a shoulder tackle.   Damian hits the neckbreaker and goes for the pin but Mike kicks out at 2.  The King hits a knee drop and Mike locks in (yep again) the side headlock and follows it up with a knee to the gut of Sandow.  Mike locks in the side headlock yet again.  Sandow battles back with a full nelson face smash.  He follows it up with another knee clip but Mike hits the Axe.  He goes for the pin but Damian kicks out at 2.  Mike locks in another side headlock and then tosses Damian out of the ring.  Sandow tries to walk away but Mike brings him back.  Sandow eye rakes Mike but gets tossed out.  Sandow grabs the belt and walks away.  He gets counted out but Mike does NOT win the title back.  King Damian Sandow is once again the European Champion and takes the belt to the HWF.

Next up is AJ Styles vs Mankind for the US title.  Before the match could begin, Mankind states that Master Bull has made this a “last man standing” match.  Anything goes.  The loser will be the one who does not make it to the 10 count.  The match ends up going 19 ½ minutes with Mankind controlling the entire match.  The end came after Casey Jones ran down (hockey stick in hand) and beat the living snot out of Mankind.  He ended up hitting a piledriver on the exposed concrete.  Mankind was not able to answer the 10 count so AJ Styles is declared the winner.

Next in the lineup is our 6 man tag event with the Mexicali Flyers w/ Handsome G and El Chango vs Law and Order and the Negronomicon.  Tornado en Fuego starts off against Cowboy Shizzle.  Shizzle starts off by trying to remove Torando’s mask.  Tornado goes for a superkick but it is reversed and the Cowboy nails the Shizzle Bomb.  Tornado goes for the superkick and connects.  He goes for a second but it is reversed.  Shizzle goes for the shizzle bomb but that gets neutralized.  Tornado hits another superkick and the cowboy hits a flying elbow.  Tornado hits yet another superkick (is this all he knows?) and Shizzle tosses him out of the ring.  He is back in at 8.  Shizzle hits the Shizzle bomb and then tags in the Negronomicon.  N drops the Tornado with a bitch slap.  Tornado begins to beg off Negronomicon.  He offers friendship and then kicks N in the groin.  He makes the hot tag to El Chango.   The Cowboy and Marshall hit the ring.  Marshall takes out El Dragon and Negronomicon takes out the Tornado.  They then hit a snap suplex, a thrust kick and then a back bodydrop out of the ring.  Handsome G takes a bitch slap for getting in too close.  El Chango landed hard and looked like he may have hurt his knee.  He ends up getting counted out giving the win to Law and Order w/ the Negronomicon.  After the match, Tornado and El Dragon clear the ring with steel chairs.  They help El Chango up and then head to the back.

Superfan Derek and Joel were hot.  They were yelling all kinds of obscenities at Law and Order; most of which we could not type here.

Brian:  DAMN Law and Order!  DAMN them straight to HELL.
Marc: Easy there buddy.  Don’t get a coronary.
Brian: The Mexicali Flyers owned that match and they got screwed.
Marc: Trust me, I’m sure they’ll find a way to get even.

Next up is Jay Lethal vs CM Punk for the HWF IC title.  Lethal started off strong but as the match went on, Punk began to dominate.  The end came at the 17 minute mark with Lethal hit the Lethal Combination out of nowhere and got the 1-2-3.  After the match, CM Punk shook his hand.

Our next match will have the winner move to the CSWA.  Daniel Bryan and Christopher Daniels square off for the North American title.  Bryan proved why he is the North American Champion.  He took Daniels back to school – like Kindergarten level.  Bryan ends up with the win via submission at the 22 minute mark after getting Daniels to tap out to the Labelle Lock.  Bryan is on his way to the CSWA.  
 
Marc: Man, that Daniel Bryan is awesome.  It’s no wonder he’s such a great champion.
Brian: You’re right buddy.  I want to see him in a match against Christian.  I’d love to see that outcome.

In an odd turn of events, Superfans Derek and Joel actually started a “Thank you Daniel” chant.  Bryan went over and shook hands with the two superfans before heading to the back.

Our card is starting to wind down as we get into our 3rd to last match of the night.  BJ Whitmer and Jeff Hardy make their way out to the ring for their title match.  They are then followed out by the World Tag Team Champions The Shield who were accompanied by Internet Media Champion Dean Ambrose.  In a 20 minute battle, BJ and Hardy decimated the Shield even nullifying interference from Ambrose.  The Shield got their immediate rematch. The next match goes a whopping 51 minutes with the Shield regaining their titles.  This led to the rubber match inside a steel cage.  This was a short match as both teams were really out of steam.  The end came after Rollins delivered a powerbomb onto the turnbuckle and a pin on BJ.  They picked up Jeff Hardy and delivered the Doomsday Device (a move expertly copied from the Road Warriors) and left him down and out.  They then walked out of the cage retaining their titles.  Wow, what a great match.

Brian: Those Shield guys are just unstoppable.
Marc: I couldn’t agree with you more. These guys are the future of wrestling.  Their power and dominance reminds me of the Road Warriors and their tenacity in the ring reminds me of the Fabulous Freebirds. 
Brian: A best of both world comparison but these guys are no rip offs.  They truly stand on their own.

Our second to last match is Uncle Nova taking on The Elitist Reid Rothchild with the new women’s champion Ravishing Raquel.  Reid tried to bring in one of the “crooked” refs but “Honest Abe” comes out and as the head ref, sends Slow Count Sam to the back.  Reid begins with a (Benoit) flying headbutt.  Nova is up and nails a spear.  Reid battles back and hits a (Stinger) splash.  Nova bounces back and hits a double ax handle to the back and follows it up with a bodyslam.  Reid hits the (Hogan) leg drop.   Nova hits a spear and Reid hits the Reid Bottom.  He goes for a pin but Nova kicks out at 2.  Nova gets up but then eats a Snake’s DDT.  Reid tries for the pin but Nova grabs the ropes.  Nova nails a hiptoss and follows it up with a spear.  Reid comes back and hits the Reidarooni twice and then another splash.  Reid makes the cover and only gets the 2 count.  He follows it up with a Reid Splash and a pin but Nova kicks out again.  Reid is getting frustrated. He goes for the leg drop but Nova gets out of the way.  Reid tries for the leg drop again but Nova reverses it and nails a flying axhandle.  He makes the cover but Raquel puts Reid’s foot on the ropes.  Reid tosses Nova out of the ring for a 4 count.  Raquel walks over and slaps him in the face.  Raquel takes off and Reid gets back in the ring.  Nova kicks Reid in the gut but Reid hits the splash and goes for a pin but Nova kicks out.  Reid hits the splash again and makes the cover but Nova just keeps kicking out.  Reid hits the Reid Bottom but Nova rolls out of the ring to avoid the pin attempt.  Nova gets back in and hits a bodyslam but Reid nails the ReiDDT.  He makes a very nonchalant cover but Nova kicks out.  Nova pops up and connects with an elbow drop.  Raquel sneaks a chair in the ring and then distracts the ref.  Reid hits another ReiDDT on the chair and then slides it out of the ring.  He pulls Nova into the middle of the ring and makes the cover.  1..2…3.  Reid Rothchild gets the win.  He ends up kicking Nova out of the ring.  Raquel gets in the ring to celebrate and they start to make out.  Reid, busted open from the DDT on the chair is back in the ring with the chair.  Raquel drops to the mat and Reid takes the chair right to the face.  Uncle Nova hits Reid with the chair a few more times before leaving.  On his way out, he hears the superfans yelling for him.  He goes over and Joel and Derek are asking for the chair.  Nova does an “Eenie, meenie, miney mo” and then gives the chair to Joel.  Nova goes back into the ring, grabs the Elitist title and grabs a sledgehammer.  He goes to destroy this one too but Raquel runs up from behind and grabs the title and takes off to the back.  Reid is helped out of the ring by security from the back. 

Brian:  Damn that Rothchild.  Damn him to hell.
Marc:  You know, I was just going to say that myself.  Nova may have gotten a bit of revenge even though he did not win the Elitist title. 
Brian:  I was cheering for him. It just wasn’t meant to be.
Marc:  You and me both. 
Brian:  Well Marc, we are down to our final match.  It will be Christian defending the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship against Brock Lesnar. 
Marc:  And Brock made a great point.  Every time he and Christian met in the ring, Brock walked out the victor.  It will be interesting to see how this plays out.
Brian:  Well, out comes Master Bull. I guess he’s going to set some stipulations for this match.

Out comes Master Bull and heads down to the ring.  He has a mic in hand.  “This has been a fantastic show with lots of action, suspense and drama.  Our main event will be Christian defending his Undisputed Title against the monster Brock Lesnar.  This is a very important match so I want to make sure there are absolutely no chances of outside interference so this will take place in a steel cage.  The winner of the match will be the one who exits the cage first. 

It is my pleasure to introduce the challenger.  He of course doesn’t really need it but I give you the behemoth Brock Lesnar.”  Lesnar makes his way to ringside and enters the cage.  He looks at home in here; reminiscent of his days in the Octagon.  “Next, I give you the CSWA World Champion and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Christian.”  Christian makes his way down to the ring.  He stops by the Superfans and gives Derek a replica of the World title.  Derek is ecstatic.   Christian gets in the ring and surrenders the Undisputed title.  “Enjoy the final match of the night” Master Bull says as he leaves the ring. 

Christian stats off with a one man concerto.  He makes a cover but Lesnar powers out.  Brock is already bleeding.  Brock nails a power clothesline and Capt. Charisma nails a falling inverted DDT.  He follows it up with a running powerslam onto the cage.  He makes a cover but Brock kicks right out.  Christian nails a dropkick and Brock hits an F-5.  Christian hits the Unprettier and Brock nails a powerbomb.  Brock hits another power clothesline and Christian hits the One Man Concerto again.  He makes the cover but only gets 2.  Brock is right up and nails a clothesline.   Christian this an inverted facelock backbreaker and Brock scoops him up and nails a running powerslam into the cage.  Lesnar then chokes him on the ropes.  Christian hits a falling inverted DDT and Brock hits the press and slam.  He makes the cover but Christian kicks out at 2. Lesnar then chokes Christian on the ropes.  All of a sudden, a masked guy runs down and throws a chain into the ring.  He then goes and taunts Lesnar.  Distracted by the masked man, Christian nails brock with the chain and chokes him out.  He makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.   Christian goes for the door but Brock is blocking it.  Christian then jumps on top of Lesnar and scales the cage.  He goes over the top and drops to the floor before Brock realized what happened.  Christian wins the match and retains the Undisputed title.  UNBELIEVABLE.  Brock is in the ring and is PISSED. 

The cage goes up and Brock manages to get his hands on the masked man.   The masked man battles back and then hits a Van Daminator.  He pulls off the mask and it’s Rob Van Dam.  Holy Cow.  The two men fight until the shirts come from the back to break it up.  What an end to the PPV.

Thank you for watching and reading.  Stay tuned as I’m sure there will be lots of fallout.  Much more to come.

2 comments:

  1. Injury??! I hope el chango knows a good Dr!

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  2. Yes, I personally checked on El Chango and he is ok.. Just a little beat up but no worse for wear.

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