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GM Max McGillicutty opted to change this up for this show so instead of
a Steel Cage match main eventing the show tonight, it will start everything
off.
The
steel cage structure is completed and the first team comes out – The Ascension
along with MJ. They are of course booed
as they make their way down. All of a
sudden, out comes Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt. He walks down to the ring calmly and says
something to Viktor and Konnor. The nod
as if agreeing to what Wyatt is saying.
Bray then leaves as the Desperados – the Stache and El Chango come out. The stop and stare at Bray as he walks to the
back and then they resume the walk to the ring.
They are booed just as bad as the Ascension were. As soon as they enter the cage, their feud
resumes. The 4 beat the holy hell out of
each other as they did in their last encounter in the street fight. This time, no one can interfere. The cage kept all the action inside the ring
but that still didn’t deter Kane from interfering. At one point, the ref took a bump and went
down. Then the Stache climbed to the top of the cage and nailed a B-52
kneedrop. Kane then came up from under
the ring – through the ring - and chokeslammed both El Chango and the
Stache. Kane then dragged his tag team
partners over and draped Konnor over El Chango and Viktor over the Stache. He then went to revive the ref and dragged
him over to make the count. He then
disappeared through the hole in the ring.
The ref counted 1…2….and both Desperados kicked out just before the 3
count. Konnor and Viktor could not
believe it and MJ was spazzing out on the outside of the ring. This was at the 30 minute mark…oh, and by the
way, this match has no time limit. There
will be a winner. The match continued on
for another 30 minutes and the Desperados seemed to get more pumped up as the
match progressed. All of a sudden, Kane
was in the ring again and this time he threw a fireball in the faces of the
Desperados blinding them. They flailed
for a good 5 minutes all the while taking a beating like no other from Viktor
and Konnor. Finally El Chango and Stache
seemed to recover enough to take control of the match once again. By the 60 minute mark, all 4 men were busted
open and barely able to stand. Stache
then grabbed Viktor and ran him into the cage wall but then the wall collapsed
with both me laying on it (they had not touched the ground but both men seemed
to be out while laying on the broken cage wall). El Chango stopped Konnor from leaving and
then choked him on the ropes. He
slingshot him back into the ring and then went for the cover and got the 1-2-3. Just then, the Stache rolled off the cage
wall and dropped to the floor. The
Desperados have won this hellacious match and will go on to Wargames to meet
the Tag team champs, the Steel Curtain.
(61 min). As the cage is being
raised, CJ runs in and drops the Stache with a bulldog. He then runs out before El Chango could do anything. CJ laughed all the way to the back.
Max
was sitting in the back watching the whole match and was just stunned. “Damn, I’ll give it to them…hell of a
match. Now THAT is how a match should go
down.”
After
the ring was cleaned up, we were on to our next match between the American
Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards) taking on the Band (the Axe and Dirk
Devon). For 13 minutes, the Band
frustrated the Wolves with constant tagging and delaying the match. As the Wolves became more frustrated, the
Band would capitalize until the Wolves got the upper hand and then we’d start
all over again. However, at the 13
minute mark, the Axe (not the legal man) gets put through the announcers table. The Wolves then double teamed Dirk and
injured him. Dirk went 5 minutes without
any offense. Axe finally recovered at
made the hot tag. He walked right into
the Lungblower from Davey Richards and Richards pinned him clean in the middle
of the ring. After the match, Axe nailed
both Richards and Edwards with the Axe and he helped Dirk up. All of a sudden, the Dudley Boys came out and
Axe was caught off guard. The Dudleys
asked the crowd if they thought the Band should go through another set of
tables. Axe was practically dragging a
barely conscious Dirk. Salvation came
when the Dust Brothers ran down and after ramming both Bubba and Devon into the
corner posts, put them both through tables.
The Dust Brothers celebrated until GM Max McGillicutty came out and said
that he was making a match for Wargames and it would be an 8 man tag team match
with the American Wolves vs the Band vs the Dudleys vs the Dust Brothers with
TLC (tables, ladders & chairs) rules.
Stardust ran around the ring shouting “tables…tables…tables” and would
then laugh hysterically. (18 min for the
match; 25 for the segment)
In
the back, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt cuts a promo: “We are millions you know. At the drop of the
hat there’s another and another and another. At the end of the day, wins and
losses are meaningless. It’s not about one single battle. It’s about the entire
journey. The Ascension have a journey
ahead of them and surely will be at a crossroads. The direction they take at those crossroads
determines their future. Follow the
buzzards.”
We
go back to the ring where Women’s Champion Southern Belle is defending her
title against Spider Violet. This will
be a best of 3 falls match. The first
fall went to Spider who, after choking Belle on the top rope, slingshot her
into the ring and then rolled her up (with a handful of tights) for the 1, 2,
3. (12 min). The second fall went to Belle who, after
blinding Spider with a vicious eye rake (fight fire with fire), she rolled her
up for the pin. (6 min) Before the 3rd fall could begin,
Spider says that she will win the title here and now or she calls it
quits. There are only 12 minutes left on
the clock. The two beat the heck out of
each other with the champ taking the lead (I guess Spider was never the same
after that eye rake). Belle went for
numerous pin attempts but Spider wouldn’t stay down. Finally, the clock is ticking down in the
final minute of the match. Violet stuns
Belle with a diving knee drop but Belle surprises everyone after she catches
Spider unaware with a victory roll and the 1-2-3 just before the clock hit
0. Southern Belle retains her title and
Spider Violet is now out of a job. Belle
extended her hand but Violet snubbed her and walked away (30 min total).
Back
in Max’s office, the Enforcers (Ryback, Mark Henry and Samoa Joe) want their 6
man title shot tonight vs the Brethren.
Max says no. Prestige Inc. hear
what is going on and say they want a shot.
Max says no again. The A-Team
(Antonio Cesaro, Adrian Neville, Alberto el Patron) interrupt saying they
should get the next shot. Max says that
these 4 teams will fight it out at Wargames and the last team standing will win
the 6 man titles. The X-Factor (Austin
Aries, AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels) walk by and question why they are
not in this match. They are, in fact,
the #1 contenders and question the Enforcer’s, Prestige’s and A-Team’s claim to
this match. Aries says that they want to
cash in their #1 spot tonight but Max says that Kane isn’t here so they are not
able to defend the titles and the Ascension just had a hellacious match against
the Desperados so they were in no shape to wrestle again. AJ says fine but next show, they want that
match. Either they will be proven
unworthy or will show up to Wargames as the champs.
We
go back to the ring for the first of our two World title matches. Big Show vs Samoa Joe for the CSWA World
title is next. Big Show comes out first
and then is followed by the champ. Show
says he will take that belt, represent the CSWA and will then drop Brock Lesnar
like a bad habit and take his title too.
Just before the match could begin, HWF World Champion Brock Lesnar comes
out and sits at commentary. Big Show
beat the crap out of Samoa Joe. When the
Enforcers saw Joe being mercilessly destroyed, they ran down to the ring to try
to cause a distraction but the ref caught on early and then sent them to the
back. While this was going on (Joe was
out in the ring from being hit by a knockout punch), Big Show got out of the
ring and right into Brock Lesnar’s face.
Show pie-faced Lesnar who kicked Show in the gut and began pummeling
him. He got Big Show up and nailed an
F-5 on the floor. Brock noticed that
his clothes got messed up so he left.
After the Enforcers were sent to the back and Lesnar had left, Joe
slowly got to his feet. The ref saw Big
Show on the outside and began to count.
He reached 10 and then counted Big Show down and out. Samoa Joe retains his title via CO decision.
(22 ½ min)
Bray
Wyatt tells the Ascension that even though they went to hell in their match
against the Desperados, they did not live up to their potential and tells them
that the Brethren are no longer associated with Bray. Bray says he will go out and find new family
members who will live up to their potential.
It
is time for the Main event and our second World title match with HWF World
Champion Brock Lesnar defending his title against Dolph Ziggler. Dolph put up a pretty good fight but in the
end was no real match for the Beast Incarnate.
Lesnar toyed with Ziggler for a few minutes and after lulling him into a
false sense of accomplishment, nailed an F-5 out of nowhere. Brock made the power pin and got the
win. Just then, Lesnar’s ‘advocate’ Paul
Heyman comes out. Heyman says that
Lesnar took on a real competitor just now and destroyed him. Brock will do this to Samoa Joe and take the
CSWA title and then will put it all on the line against Bray and become the
Triple Crown Winnner. Heyman starts off
again singing “Hail, hail Brock Lesssssssssnar…land of the Beast
In…car…nate.” Brock and Paul then left
to bring the show to an end.
GM
Max McGillicutty came out to thank everyone for attending and said that if the
fans want a special treat, he will authorize a Dark Match (a match that is not
televised and only takes place for the fans in attendance).
Max
says that EY needs to man up so he is putting him in a match against Phat Sol. Phat came out to a good pop. EY was booed but he didn’t seem to care. EY refused to get in the ring when Phat Sol
would walk to the ropes. EY kept telling
the ref to push Sol away. Finally, after
a few minutes of this, Eric finally got in the ring. EY hit a low blow early on and that set the
pace for this match. When Phat started
to make his comeback, EY motioned for someone in the back to come out. That
someone is Summer Rae. Summer came down
and while EY was distracting the ref, Summer jumped on Phat Sol’s back and
tried to claw his face with her nails.
This brought out Phat’s niece Madame Jade who chased Summer from the ring
and fought with her at ringside. Summer
bitch slapped Jade and for a moment, Phat was distracted. EY then hit a superkick and with his feet on
the ropes for leverage, he got the 1-2-3.
EY left right away as Phat was pissed off. Phat Sol said that he and Madame Jade would
team up and Summer could join with EY in getting their asses beat. EY and Summer headed for the back laughing
all the way. Phat Sol and Madame Jade
talked with fans at ringside before calling it a night. (19 min)
Thanks
for reading. Wargames will be next
weekend and our lineup is expected to be announced very soon. Stay tuned.
