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Today’s show begins with the Desperados walking in. The Stache says he’s not happy they are being
brought back early since CJ still has a job but they too have a job to do and
they are here to do it.
The
first match of the night is the Desperados (The Stache and El Chango) taking on
the Band (The Axe and Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon’).
Right off the bat, you could tell the Desperados’ heads were not in this
match. The Band beat them all around the
ring. Frustrated by the fact they could
not figure things out, El Chango left the ring, grabbed a chair and blasted
Dirk Devon with it causing the DQ. The
Band wins this one and the Desperados walked out very pissed off. (13 ½ min)
‘The
Elitist’ Reid Rothchild walks out with a bag in hand. He takes a mic and says that Prestige Inc.
needs to go back to the way things were.
He says that King Damian Sandow and Magnus are going to concentrate on
the tag title scene and Reid will bring his Elitist title out of
mothballs. GM Max McGillicutty comes out
and says that if Reid is going to parade around with that ‘thing’, then he will
be required to ‘defend’ it. Reid says
that there is no one on his level worthy and music hits and out comes ‘the Man’
Austin Aries. Aries nods and he walks by
Max and makes his way to the ring. Aries
takes the mic from Reid and says “How about taking me on for size?” Aries stared at Reid who ended up
backtracking out of the ring and made his way backwards up the ramp never
taking his eyes off of Aries.
Jupiter
Jane makes her way out to the ring and says she is pleased to represent the
Diva’s division. She introduces her
partner Madame Jade and says that for standing by her all this time, she will
have her first title defense against Jade.
Jade is happy and they both hug.
Our
next match is up with Solomon Crowe and Kalisto making their way to the
ring. Music hits and over the loudspeakers
blares “Whaaaasssaaaap” and out comes the Dudley Boys (Devon and Bubba
Ray). The crowd pops huge for them. Kalisto and Crowe totally went toe to toe
with the Dudleys. Both teams took the
fight to each other and it was pretty evenly matched. At the 21 minute mark, Kalisto started to get
frustrated and grabbed a steel chair. Bubba
runs in and knocks the chair out of Kalisto’s hands. Devon joins in and together, he and Bubba
nail a 3D on Crowe on the steel chair. Devon makes the cover and gets the win. After the match, all 4 men stared at each
other but ended up shaking hands. (21
min)
In
the interview area, newcomer Phat Sol explains why he is here. Phat Sol is the uncle to Madame Jade and
after Eric Young insulted her, he had to come to the aid of his niece. However, EY doesn’t seem to want to meet him
like a man but hides like a coward. All
of a sudden, EY runs in and attacks Phat Sol and throws him into the storage
area and kicked him a few times before running off laughing. The interviewer helped Phat Sol up and he
took off after EY.
Our
next match is ‘Main Event’ Buff Austin taking on the Nigerian Wraith. This was at first was painful and boring to
watch. The fans actually started to
chant ‘boring’ and Austin took great offense.
He decided he’d had enough and walked off but the Wraith went after him
and really turned it up a few notches.
The Wraith then proceeded to beat the snot out of Buff. Buff would battle back and show why he earned
the nickname ‘Main Event’. The Wraith
then took over and hit a slingshot suplex; followed it up with a kimura and
then hit a strikeout headbutt. The Wraith
made the cover and got the 1-2-3. Buff
Austin tried to throw a tantrum but no one paid attention to him so he just
left. (25 min)
Back
in his office, GM Max McGillicutty is meeting with CJ. CJ says that he’s almost ready to be cleared
for the return to the ring and wants to put in for his rematch clause for the
Hardcore title. Max says that’s not
exactly best for business. Max says that
he has plans in place where he feels CJ will play a more important role. He then leaves the room and CJ is sitting
there looking confused.
Max
heads to the ring and then calls down Brock Lesnar and asks him to bring the IC
title with him. Brock comes down and
gets in the ring. Max says that he has a
contract drawn up that will put Brock in a match against Samoa Joe. Brock says that he wants clarification that
both World titles will be on the line and then the winner gets Bray Wyatt for
the Undisputed title. Max trades the
contract for the IC title. Brock looks
at the contract but nothing is filled out.
Max says that Joe is not here and they will have the contract signing
soon. Brock looks pissed but Max sends
him away. Max then says that matches
will take place over the next few shows and then at Wargames in October, a new
IC champion will be crowned. Max then
leaves.
Kurt
Angle then comes out and says that the only way that Brock vs Joe for the World
titles would be better if it was Angle vs Joe for the titles. Angle says that he wants a shot at Brock’s
World title but that won’t be happening tonight. Instead, Angle gets to fight someone he says
is top echelon in the HWF and introduces Sonic Blade as his opponent for the
evening. Blade says that Angle talks a
big game and if he thinks this match will be a cake walk, then Kurt can put his
future title shot on the line. After
Kurt stopped laughing, he agreed and the bell rang. Sonic Blade held his own for exactly 3
minutes and then fell victim to the Olympic Hero. Unfortunately for Kurt though, World Champion
Brock Lesnar made his way to ringside and sat at commentary. This threw Kurt off his game. After Kurt had hit Sonic Blade with an Angle
Slam, he went out of the ring and got in Brock’s face. Kurt began poking Lesnar in the chest and
Brock fought back. The ref then rang the
bell disqualifying Sonic Blade for outside interference. Kurt and Brock traded punches a few more
times before the suits came out and broke it all up. (10 min for the match; 15 for the segment)
In
our main event, the Miz comes out to defend the US title against Zack
Ryder. This was about as one sided as a
match can get. However, Miz could not
get the pin. Early on, he would try for
a pin only holding Ryder down with a finger.
Then it was with his hand and then finally, sitting on him. Each time, Ryder would keep kicking out. After almost getting the win after hitting a
missile dropkick, Miz finally wizened up and took the match seriously. Unfortunately for him, by the time things
clicked, it was too late. This one ended
up going to a 30 minute draw. Miz
retains the title but looks a bit foolish for not taking the match
seriously. Miz promises to do better next
time.
Just
as the show is coming to a close, Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt
comes out. He is accompanied by the
Brethren (the Ascension’s Viktor and Konnor and Kane). Bray says that it doesn’t matter if it’s Angle,
Joe, or Brock, Bray will defeat whomever he meets and will be victorious and a
triple crown champion. The Desperados
run down and attack the Ascension but they are beat down after Bray and Kane
joined in. The Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain ran down only to be
disposed of pretty quick. Finally, Samoa
Joe comes out with the Enforcers and challenges them to a match for the 6 man
titles. Prestige Inc (Sandow, Magnus and
Reid Rothchild) then come out and say they want to be in line. This then brings out all the other 3 man
teams all laying claim to a shot at those titles. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that
at the next show, there will be a tournament to see who, out of the current top
10, is the most worthy of a title match.
All the men stare at each other as the show comes to a close.
Stay
Tuned. More to follow.
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