Hello
fans and welcome to our PPV the Clash of the Champions coming to you live from
the home of the Christmas Story house…Cleveland, OH. Tonight’s card will be action packed with
lots riding the outcomes. Jupiter Jane
has been waiting for months now to finally get her shot at ‘Fabulous’ Taylor
Bella’s Diva’s title. The Steel Curtain
have overcome many obstacles to get the tag team title shot they deserve
against champs The Desperados. Both
teams are fan favorites so it will be interesting to see how this plays
out. Also to note, Southern Belle was
taken out by Ravishing Raquel at the milestone show and we are still unsure
she’ll make it tonight. Former world
champion Austin ‘the man’ Aries gets his shot at the title he never lost (but
was stripped of by former GM Hulk Hogan) against the current title holder Samoa
Joe. The Fiend’s career is on the line
against the Miz; only one walks out with the US title. Hardcore champion Magnum ‘King of Cones’ Kone
defends his title against X-Factor member Christopher Daniels. Brock Lesnar and Bray Wyatt finally face off
for the HWF World title. Prestige Inc.
get a rematch for the 6 man titles against the team of the Ascension & Kane
with MJ. And the one I think most people
are waiting for (not because of his self-proclaimed greatness but that we want
to see him gone) the Rock vs. the Meeples Champion #CJ with the loser out of a
job when he screams I Quit.
The
show begins with pyro exploding and the fans here are hanging from the rafters.
This is going to be one hell of a
slobber knocker. GM Max McGillicutty
comes out and welcomes everyone in attendance as well as those tuning in on
PPV. Max says that this show promises to
blow everyone’s socks off. Max says that
FINALLY…#CJ gets what’s coming to him and once he screams I quit, he’s
done. However…#CJ does have a win over
Brock Lesnar so we guess anything is possible however unlikely. Max says it’s time to get this party started. Pyro goes off again and our show officially
begins.
Our
first match kicks off with the Hardcore title on the line. First, the challenger X-Factor member
Christopher Daniels comes out accompanied by teammate AJ Styles. Following him out is the Hardcore champion
Magnum Kone. As Kone gets to the ring,
it is announced that the rules for this match will be ECW Rules. Daniels had the slight edge for the entire
match but the champ stayed right there with him. Try as they might, though, neither man could
get the pin. This hard fought match had
the fans cheering both men on. As the
match neared its conclusion, both men ended up on the outside. Daniels had his head rammed into the
guardrails but battled back with a death valley driver. He rolled Kone back in but Magnum popped up
and hit the popsicle (piledriver) and covered Daniels for the 1-2-3. Magnum Kone retains his title. (23 min).
We
cut to the back with Women’s Champion Ravishing Raquel and with her is Prestige
Inc. Raquel says that she’ll win by
forfeit as Southern Belle is not showing up.
The Elitist Reid Rothchild says that Prestige had the belts stolen from
them by the Ascension and Kane and tonight, they take their titles back.
Next
on the card is the match for the Diva’s title.
Jupiter Jane finally gets her hands on ‘Fabulous’ Taylor Bella and tonight,
all the pain and suffering she went through will be worth it after she wins the
title. Jupiter Jane made her way out
accompanied by her tag team partner Madame Jade. Jane was pacing in the ring like a caged
tiger. The Diva’s champ comes out next. Taylor immediately attacks Jane before the
bell rings and this one is off to the races.
GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says this one will be best of 3 falls. The first fall goes to Jane who got Taylor to
tap out to the Tarantula in 7 ½ min. The
next fall went for 6 minutes with the champ battling back and pinning Jane
after hitting a sunset flip. (6
min) The third and final fall started off with Taylor locking in an armbar
but Jane got Taylor in the Tarantula again and would not let up. Taylor screamed in pain and with nowhere to
go, she tapped out a second time. Jane
however would not let up. The ref and
Madame Jade tried to get Jane to let her go.
Finally she did. Jupiter Jane has
just become the NEW DIVA’s Champion.
Madame Jade raises the hand of her partner and then both leave. Taylor’s sisters the Bella Twins (Brie and
Nikki) come out and they help their sister to the back.
In
the back, the World Tag Team Champs the Desperados and the Steel Curtain are
all being interviewed and all say they are excited about this match and look
forward to the better team winning. They
are then interrupted by MJ & the Ascension.
Konnor says it doesn’t matter who wins; they will be coming for those
belts next. Viktor says “Can you dig
that, Sucka?” (the fans boo them for stealing yet another catchphrase). MJ says it’s only a matter of time and the
Ascension will hold all the belts. They
then leave.
Ravishing
Raquel then makes her way out and tells everyone that Southern Belle won’t be
here tonight as she’s too busy with parties and such. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and tells her
that Belle is in fact, not here but instead of Raquel skating out with a
forfeit win, a local talent is being given an opportunity. Raquel laughs when a masked women’s wrestler
comes out. Raquel comments that this one
will be easy. Raquel starts to beat her
down for a few minutes and then hurls her over the top rope and she gets
counted out. Max comes out and says
“oops, since you didn’t defend your title, now you have to…and it’s against
this person.” Out comes Southern Belle
to a huge pop. Raquel is stunned. Belle rushes the ring and the match is immediately
started. Belle took the fight to the
champ who held her own but struggled against the ferocity Belle brought
forth. Belle nailed a dropkick with
cowboy boots that sent Raquel tumbling out of the ring. She tried to leave but Belle dragged her back
by her hair. She then slammed Raquel’s
face hard on the mat and then threw her into the steel steps. She rolled Raquel back in just before the 10
count. She then climbed the turnbuckle
and nailed the Moonshine. She makes the
cover and the ref counted 1…2…3.
Southern Belle has just become the NEW WOMEN’s Champion. Streamers fell from the roof and she basked
in the adulation from the fans. Raquel
left with her head held low.
CSWA
World Champion Samoa Joe says that he is looking forward to his match with
Aries. Once and for all, he will put the
notion that Aries thinks he’s the uncrowned champion to rest and will continue
his reign as world champion.
It
is time for the next match which is for the World Tag Team Titles with the
champs the Desperados defending their titles against the Steel Curtain. The Steel Curtain started off like wildfire
and it took a while for the champs to get their stuff going. As the champs would get an offense going, the
Steel Curtain would shut them down. About
half way through the match, the ref takes a bump and goes down. The Ascension run down and attack the champs
but the Desperados and the Steel Curtain end up teaming together and eliminate
the Ascension sending them to the back.
The two teams resumed their fight.
El Chango ends up tossing Buzz Steel from the ring but he landed on the
apron. He’s back over the ropes and blasts
El Chango with a superman punch. Buzz
makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. The
Steel Curtain have just become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! All men shook hands and the Desperados said
that they would like to get a rematch soon and Buzz and Starbuck said
absolutely. When pressed for a date,
Starbuck said that it was up to GM Max McGillicutty and the championship
committee. (26 min)
Austin
Aries cuts a promo saying that among other things, Joe is full of hot air. He will take all the air out of Joe’s sails
once he regains what was stolen from him…the CSWA World Championship.
Next
in the line up is our six man tag team match between the champions the Ascension
& Kane vs Prestige Inc. Prestige
Inc. come out first and are booed. Reid
takes time to flip as many people off as he can. The champs come out next and are booed
equally as heavy. This match was about
keeping down the perceived weakest link and that was determined to be Reid
Rothchild. With the exception of a
double team in the first minute of the match with Sandow, Reid was kept in the
ring the entire team while Kane, Konnor and Viktor made constant tags. Reid would try for a tag but their opponents
kept Reid sequestered. At the 12 minute
mark, Viktor and Kane took out Sandow and Magnus leaving Konnor to drop
repeated knee smashes on Reid. Konnor
then makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.
The Ascension and Kane retain their titles. Sandow and Magnus help Reid out of the ring
and to the back. The Ascension say that
they are wanting their overdue tag team title shot and Kane then mentions that
they are all in line for a World title shot and soon, very soon, they will own
all the gold in the HWF. (12 min for the match; 15 for the segment)
The
Rock arrives and says he will have a treat for the fans when he hits the ring.
A
pre-taped promo from Bray Wyatt then airs.
"I have won wars without so much as lifting a finger, man. And I
bet, I bet you think I don't know you, Brock, but oh I do. Now tell me
something, friend, if I may: Do you believe in the creator? Life after death? I
do. But I am not here to convince you that hell is a real thing, man, no, no,
no; I am just here to lead you to the gates and drop you off. Brock, it is time. Follow the buzzards."
It
is time for our first World title match with Champion Samoa Joe taking on Austin
Aries for the CSWA World title. Aries
comes out first to a huge pop. ‘The Man’
makes his way to the ring. New music
hits and the champ makes his way to the ring.
The two men come face to face and the match begins. The two are throwing lefts and rights and Joe
drops him with knee strikes. Aries was
not able to stop the onslaught Joe threw at him. Joe totally dominated Aries and then locked
him in the rear naked clutch. Aries had
nothing left in his tank and had no choice but to tap out. Samoa Joe wins the match and retains the
World title. Joe stays and celebrates
while Aries makes his way to the back.
(14 min)
Several
superstars were asked who they thought will win between Rock and #CJ and the only
comment worthy to note came from The Stache.
He said that if #CJ were to win, it would be a true miscarriage of
justice and that people will revolt.
It’s
time for one of the most highly anticipated match between The Peoples Champ vs
the Meeples Champ: The Rock vs #CJ. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and announces a
special guest referee for tonight’s match: Roy Jones Jr. Max reminds us that #CJ’s career
is on the line. #CJ had requested the ‘I
Quit’ stipulation for this match. He who screams ‘I quit’ is never seen again.
The
Rock comes out first to a pop that is totally deafening. Rock makes his way to the ring carrying a
guitar. Rock tells us he’s going to sing
a song. He sets up in the ring and
starts off.
GM Max threw a party and he spent some bucks
No one cared about #CJ cause he totally sucks
#CJ tried to wrestle and it all went south
Know your role Jabroni and shut your mouth
Let’s Rock…everybody let’s Rock
#CJ got a menstrual clock
And here in Cleveland, everyone knows CJ
is a Cock
#CJ
comes out next and is mock clapping to the Rock. #CJ has a mic of his own. “Rock, guess what, I’ve got a surprise for
you too. I fancy myself a rap mogul and
I have one specially created for you.
Finally the Rock came back; let me recap
Said I was talking trash; that I was full
of crap
Rock, I wasn’t talking trash, I was
talking the truth
You left your fans behind…to play a fairy
with a tooth.
And then you walk into this ring and tell
these people I suck, jack
You wore lipstick in Get Shorty; that
mountain…less witch; more brokeback
This joke you’re dealing with; I’m not
your average jabroni
I am the whole F’n show here so just blow
me.
Roy
Jones Jr. brings the two performers to the center of the ring and explains the
rules. The person who says the words “I
Quit” will be out of the HWF and CSWA forever.
As soon as the bell rings, Rock and #CJ jaw jack and #CJ bitch slaps the
Rock and laughs at him. Rock smiles,
nods his head, starts to unload on #CJ and pummels in the corner then lays the
smack down on him (spits in his hand and then delivers a bitch slap of his
own). After some blows, #CJ locks the
Rock in a guillotine choke but Rock reaches the ropes to break the hold. Both men hit some high impact moves such as a
superplex from #CJ and the Rock hitting a Rock Bottom from the top rope. Rock then grabs a towel and tries to choke
out #CJ but he doesn’t tap out. Rock
then begins delivering a beatdown as we’ve not seen in a long time. Rock tried every trick in the book but he
couldn’t get #CJ to tap out. For a
whopping 15 minutes, Rock beat the holy hell out of CJ and he took it. Rock got CJ
trapped in the sharpshooter and held it in for a good 3 minutes but CJ
wouldn’t tap out. Rock was getting
increasingly frustrated. Rock then Rock
Bottom’s CJ on the exposed concrete floor and then threw him into the
stairs. Rock throws CJ to the ropes and
nails a spinebuster. After a missed pin
attempt, Rock goes to pick up CJ but CJ rolls through it and manages to lock in
the figure four leglock and used the ropes for leverage but Rock was able to
break the hold fairly easy. CJ eye
rakes Rock and then hits Rocky with his own Rock Bottom. He locks the Rock in the sharpshooter and
Rock is in the middle of the ring. Rock
claws his way to the ropes and just before he tapped out, he made it to the
ropes. Rock reverses a german suplex and
drops the People’s Elbow on CJ. Rock
then climbs the ropes to get the cheers from the fans to fill him with
intestinal fortitude. Rock then lays the
smack down on CJ and then locks him in a sharpshooter in the middle of the
ring. CJ is trapped and is screaming in
pain. Rock cinches it in and CJ is ready
to tap out. Rock leans back just a
little further and CJ, in a moment of extreme pain…passes out. The ref goes over and lifts CJ’s hand once,
twice and the third time his hand hit the mat, the ref calls this one
over. The Rock has won the match. Rock celebrates in the ring but then Max
McGillicutty comes out. As CJ is being
taken back on a stretcher, Max says that it is with a somber voice, that CJ is…NOT
out of a job. Rock won the match but CJ
never quit. Rock went from elation to
disappointment in knowing that CJ will be back to fight another day. DAMN. That
was a hell of a match. (25 min)
The
Ascension (minus Kane) make their way back out and are flaunting their 6 man
titles. Viktor says that the Steel
Curtain have to defend those titles against them and that no one will stand in
their way. They are interrupted by new
music and blaring over the speakers “WWHAHHHHHHSSAAAAAPPPPPP” and the Dudley
Boys rush the ring. The Dudley Boys are
BACK in the CSWA and HWF. Bubba and
Devon brawl briefly with the Ascension before Viktor and Konnor bail and run to
the back all the while being chased by the Dudleys.
The
ring crew are setting up the Steel Cage for our next two matches. First, the Miz and the Fiend will meet one
last time with the US title on the line.
Max comes out and presents the US title to the ref and then leaves. The Fiend comes out first to music from the
Misfits. The Miz comes out next and as
soon as he entered the ring, the bell rings starting this one off. The two of these guys beat the crap out of
each other for a solid 30 minutes and by the end of the match, both were
wearing crimson masks. Nothing was
finalized in this match and Max came back out and said that the Miz had a
better showing than the Fiend and he should award the title to Miz. Miz began to celebrate but Max cut him
off. “Just because you had a better outing
doesn’t mean you get the belt. I will
sanction one final match between you two and it will be a “falls count anywhere”
stipulation. There will be one winner in
that and then the belt will be awarded.
Fiend, you held on here so the stipulation with your career on the line
is null and void. We WILL have a winner and
that will be next weekend.”
As
CJ is being put into the ambulance, quite a few wresters from the back watch on
in amazement that this guy is still alive and they nod to him as he passes by
on the stretcher.
It
is time for the main event. Rounding out
the evening will be Bray Wyatt taking on Brock Lesnar for the World Title. Max heads down to the ring and announces both
men. They both head down to the
ring. Max says that this will be 3 falls….Brock
interrupts him. Brock says that this
will be one fall as he doesn’t want Bray to have any excuses after he trashes
his ass. Max says he appreciates Brock’s
point of view but it is his rule as GM that stands. Best of 3 falls. It is time.
All of Bray’s psychology against the brawn of Lesnar. The bell rings. Early on Bray climbs to the top of the cage
and hits a B-52 kneedrop from the top of the cage but Brock caught him mid fall
and press and slammed him to the mat. Brock
makes the cover and Bray barely kicked out just before the 3 count. Brock pummels Bray some more but out of
desperation, Bray hits Sister Abigail.
Both men are down. Brock is to
his feet first and levels Bray with a powerslam. Brock makes the cover and gets the
1-2-3. Bray somehow attacks Brock and
starts off strong. Bray hits Brock with
a flying double loaded elbow to the groin.
He makes the cover but Brock kicks out at 1. After Bray pummeled Brock for a few minutes,
he nailed a running powerslam into the cage.
Brock hits a powerslam and Bray hits a catapult into the cage. Bray makes the cover but Brock kicks out at
2. Bray hits Sister Abigail but Brock
hits a press and slam. Brock makes the cover
but Bray kicks out at 2. Bray tries for
Sister Abigail again but Brock reverses it and nails an F-5. Brock makes the cover and gets the 3
count. Now it’s a race to see if he can
get out of the cage. Brock scales the cage
but Bray grabs his leg. Brock pulls Bray
up and standing on the top turnbuckle, puts Bray on his shoulders and hits an
F-5. Brock then makes for the door and
makes it out the door. Brock Lesnar wins
the match and becomes the NEW WORLD CHAMPION.
Brock takes the world title and his Intercontinental title and walks up
the ramp to the cheering from the crowd.
With
that, the show comes to an end. Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned as we are sure
there will be tons of fallout from this show.
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