Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Looks like we have an action packed card tonight which will include
qualifying matches to see who makes it to the IC title tournament. We will also have a battle royal that will
include all the 3 man teams to see who will survive and take their team to a
match against the Brethren (the Ascension & Kane). There will also be a contract signing between
Brock Lesnar and Samoa Joe tonight. We
know the Brethren are here. Will Bray
also be?
Our
first match is a qualifier and it will be CJ taking on Uhaa Nation. CJ comes out with a mic as he makes his way
to the ring. “You know I was gonna come
out here tonight.......talk a little crap, call out the owners, maybe even pick
up a few these women in the audience......then I realized after that epic match
with The Rock, being there laid out on that mat......taking a couple days to
nurse my wounds, I realized that CJ is here for a reason, to change the game in
the sports entertainment business, my business, and my business includes the IC
CHAMPIONSHIP....AND SPEAKING OF BUSINESS......THERE ARE 2 WHO SHOULD BE MINDING
THEIR OWN and yes I'm talking to you Landing strip and El Cheeto.....these 2
clowns have 0 business.....I mean absolutely no business in the CSWA\HWF
running their mouths like someone actually cares to hear them speak, or even
watch them wrestle....so I strongly suggest you shut you little pie holes
before I fill them with lefts and rights.....CJ has proven time and time and
time again that he will not back down or quit.....CJ has been a winner and a
loser, he's been beaten bruised by the baddest men in all of sports
entertainment and he is still here!!!!!! Make no mistake CJ has also handed out
his fair shares of whippins too......CJ has earned his respect!!!!!! So Max, I
know your back there in your office watching this.....take note CJ is here to
stay and is going to earn his way to the top!!!!!! CJ OUT!!!!!!” (drops the mic)
Uhaa
Nation makes his way out for the match.
This one was pretty even until the Desperados (the Stache and El Chango)
ran down to the ring and attacked CJ resulting in a DQ. CJ battled back and after grabbing a chair,
he chased the Desperados from the ring.
CJ moves on in the tourney. (7 ½ min)
In
the back, GM Max McGillicutty reprimands the Desperados for their attack on
CJ. The Stache says that if Max had
fired CJ, none of this would be happening.
Max says the Desperados need to blow of some steam so he is putting them
in a match against the Ascension and the winner will get the next title shot at
the Steel Curtain. That seems to appease
them…for now.
Next
on the card is Main Event Buff Austin vs Buzz Steel for X-Division placement. Buzz was destroying Austin and Buff tried to
leave a few times but Buzz kept bringing him back in. Buzz would beat Buff down and Buff would try
to leave but Buzz just wouldn’t let him.
The last time Buff tried to walk out, Buzz went after him (like he’s
done all match) and Buff ended up hurling Buzz right into the steel post. Buff then kicked Buzz repeatedly against the
steel steps. He finally rolled Buzz back
in and hit the 3 inch punch. He then
rolled him up (and with a hook of the tights) and got the 1-2-3. Buff skyrockets up the rankings for the
X-Division title and Buzz drops. (24
min)
Roving
reporter Larry Morton catches up with the Fiend and asks if he will once again
team up with the Miz to reform the Mizfits.
Fiend says that it’s been a rough couple of months and is taking some
time off to heal some wounds. He doesn’t
know about the Miz. The Miz, arrogant as
he is, has earned his respect and now he needs to think about his (Fiend)
future.
Next
up is Dirk ‘the Pick’ Devon going up against the Varsity Club’s Frankie
Kazarian. In only 15 minutes, Dirk eats
a spin kick from Frankie and drops to the mat. Frankie makes the cover and gets
the pin. Dirk is now out of the running
for the IC title and Frankie steps up.
(15 min)
In
the back, the Ascension are told they are fighting the Desperados tonight. Viktor says “Again? We’ve beaten these schmucks over and
over. What do we have to do to finally
be rid of them?” Bray comes over and
says Viktor is talking a mighty big game over the team who took their tag team
titles away. Bray says that if the
Ascension want to continue to represent Wyatt’s Brethren, they have to
continuously fight to prove they belong there.
Konnor tell Bray not to worry and they will prove they are the team to
back Bray.
The
next qualifying match is up with Starbuck Steel taking on Wade Barrett. Steel, one half of the tag team champs,
really took the match to Barrett who underestimated his opponent. After Starbuck stunned Wade with multiple
uppercuts, he rolled Barrett up with a small package (there may have been some
tight pulling - for leverage purposes only) and he gets the 1-2-3. Starbuck moves on in the tournament. (15 min)
We
move right on to the next qualifying match with Prestige Inc.’s Magnus taking
on Mike Bennett. In just 12 minutes,
Magnus gets the win after kicking Bennett in the midsection and rolling him up
for the pin.
Madame
Jade is ecstatic that Jupiter Jane agreed to have her first title defense
against her. She says she will give it
her all and do everyone proud.
Madame
Jade makes her way out first and then is followed by her tag team partner and
the Diva’s Champion Jupiter Jane. Just
as the match began, both Ravishing Raquel and Taylor Bella ran out and attacked
the team. The ref ends up throwing the
match out but Max comes out and instead makes this a tag team match. Jade seems a bit disappointed. This one went 24 minutes and did not look
good for the team of Taylor/Raquel. They
were totally schooled and Raquel ended up abandoning Taylor. It only took a few minutes after that for
Madame Jade to slam Taylor’s head into the (exposed) corner turnbuckle and make
the cover to get the 1-2-3. Madame Jade
and Jupiter Jane win this one. Madame
Jade asked Jane if she would still give her a match and Jane says “of
course”. They then leave. (24 min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and first introduces the HWF World Champion Brock
Lesnar. Brock comes down with the
contract in hand. He signs it and then
leaves before Joe makes it down. Max
seems confused. CSWA World Champion
Samoa Joe then comes out and signs the contract making their match
official. Max says this match will
happen at Wargames. All of a sudden, the
Ascension and Kane hit the ring and attack Joe.
The Enforcers, Ryback and Mark Henry run down to even the odds and the
Brethren bail. Joe promises that the
Enforcers will make it to the finals and will be the ones to beat the holy hell
out of the Brethren and take their titles.
In
the back, Kurt Angle and the Varsity Club say they are ready for some
action. Kurt says that the Varsity Club
will take on anyone, anywhere. Alberto
el Patron and his A-Team members Antonio Cesaro and Adrian Neville walk over
and say they’ll accept.
We
are back in the ring hosting a battle royal for all the 3 man tag teams and the
winner will take his team to Wargames and challenge the Brethren for the 6 Man
titles. In this 30 minute battle, there
were multiple double eliminations as well as teammates facing off. Alberto el Patron eliminated Adrian Neville
and AJ Styles over Christopher Daniels.
Before being eliminated, Daniels was squaring off against Eric Young who
actually bolted over the top rope when Phat Sol came down and chased him from
the ring. Also to note, Magnus didn’t participate in this and was replaced (for
this only) by the Hardcore Champion Magnum Kone. Kone actually made it all the way to the end
but then got ousted by Samoa Joe. Joe gets the win and the Enforcers will then
challenge the Brethren for the 6 man titles.
(30 min)
It
is time for the main event with the Ascension taking on the Desperados. The winner of this match will get the next
title shot against the champs the Steel Curtain at Wargames. This one ends up going to a 30 minute battle
and the Ascension were KILLING the Desperados.
After the match came to an end, a very pissed off Stache grabbed a chair
and started beating the holy hell out of Viktor and Konnor. Kane and MJ came down to make the save. I am sure these two teams will have a
rematch soon.
With
that, the show comes to an end. Stay tuned for more action.
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