Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Our next show, hot off the heels of our extraordinary PPV, begins with a
face we haven’t seen in a very long time.
The show starts off with “My Name is Paul Heyman.” For those not in the know, Paul Heyman is the
advocate for Brock Lesnar. Paul has a
mic and is heading to the ring.
Paul
is in the ring and he continues. “For
those of you who were not living under a rock, my advocate the BEAST Brock
Lesnar is the NEW HWF WORLD CHAMPION.
Brock, come out here please.” The
newly crowned world champion comes out with his IC title also. Brock gets in the ring but doesn’t say
anything. Paul starts up again. “This man, the Beast Incarnate, defeated a
man who sat atop the HWF for a long time.
To Bray’s credit, he defeated superstars such as John Cena (boos from
the crowd), Sting (cheers) and the likes of the Undertaker (huge pop). However, as good as he is, he could NOT beat
Brrrrrrrock Lessssssnar. In fact, the
champ deserves this time but before I leave, I will leave you with this.” (Paul starts to sing the following to the
tune for the ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’.)
“Mine
eyes have seen the glory of the ending of Bray Wyatt;
Brock
has conquered everyone he faced; you wish that’d be erased;
Now
Bray Wyatt’s been destroyed; Brock becomes the champ we’re overjoyed;
The
Beast Incarnate destroys all.
Glory,
Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Glory,
Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Glory,
Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Brock
Lesnar Marches On!
The
fans pop huge for Brock but that ends when GM Max McGillicutty comes out. “Thank you Paul for that fabulous
rendition. Brock, I officially
congratulate you on your win. You
deserve nothing less. However, Bray has
said that he will want a rematch and based on his long run as champ, he
deserves nothing less. Bray Wyatt and
Brock Lesnar will have a rematch down the line…that is a promise.” The fans pop again. “But…the reason I’m out here is in regards to
the other title you are carrying…the Intercontinental Championship. Brock, I give you the choice…you can hold
both titles and pull double duty defending both titles whenever you are on a
show OR…you can drop the IC title and a tournament will be held to crown a new
champ. The choice…100%...is yours.” Brock takes the mic from Paul Heyman. “I am the Beast Incarnate. I will forfeit the title on only one
condition and that must happen first. I want something in return. I want the chance to show the WORLD that I am
THE champion. I want a match against
Samoa Joe.” Max says “Yes, you and Joe
will face off to see who gets a shot at Bray’s Undisputed Heavyweight
title.” “No” Brock corrects him, “you
misunderstand me. I want a shot at the
CSWA World title and once I win that, I want to face Bray Wyatt as the ONLY
World Champion and then, like I just took his World title, I will take his
Undisputed title and hold ALL the gold in this organization. You make that happen. If you don’t, I will.” Brock and Paul Heyman leave and Max is
speechless.
We
cut to the back where Bobby Roode is being interviewed. He says that he has Brock’s number and will
go after the IC title first and then the World title after that. Brock walks over and says Roode doesn’t even
compare to a pimple on his ass and is not worthy of his time. Brock says to go find some schmuck to fight
and walks away. Roode, pissed off, throws
out a challenge to the next in line for the IC title – El Chango.
Our
first match has our new hire Uhaa Nation taking on Bram. Uhaa hits the ring first and then Bram makes
his way out. A fan throws a drink at
Bram as he is walking by and Bram puts his hands on the fan and yanks him over
the railing. Bram then kicks the fan and
then bodyslams him on the ramp. GM Max
McGillicutty runs back out and screams for security. Max has Bram arrested for attacking the fan
and says that he and (most likely) the fan will press charges against him. Oh, and he is now FIRED and will not be
allowed back in to the HWF and CSWA. He
tells security to get Bram the hell out of his building. Max says that Uhaa Nation needs an opponent
and brings out Sami Zayn. In what turned
out to be a complete 180 degree turn from his first appearance, Uhaa beat the
holy hell out of Sami for 14 minutes.
Uhaa scoops Zayn up and nails a powerbomb and makes the cover for the
1-2-3. Uhaa Nation gets his first
win. (14 min)
In
the back, Madame Jade is being interviewed talking about her partner Jupiter
Jane’s win over Taylor Bella to capture the Diva’s Title and she is interrupted
by Eric Young who walks over and tells Madame Jade to shut up and stop taking
away time from the REAL wrestlers. Jade
tries to reply but EY pie-faces her and tells her to go back to the
kitchen. All of a sudden, a new wrestler
runs over and attacks EY until Eric had enough and ran away. Madame Jade then introduces her ‘uncle’ from
the territory – Phat Sol. It appears
that Phat Sol will be on the CSWA roster.
Sol doesn’t say anything but leaves with Madame Jade.
The
Rock is here and is sure to address what happened at the PPV.
Bobby
Roode vs El Chango for the IC title spot is next. El Chango is dominating Roode and in an act
of desperation, Roode hits El Chango with a beer bottle resulting in a DQ. El Chango retains his spot. The Stache comes out to help his partner who
seem to recover pretty quickly. El
Chango says that if Bobby Roode wants to fight Brock so bad, he can have the
title shot. El Chango and the Stache
have other business to attend to. Stache
gets on the mic and says that a travesty happened at the PPV and he’s not
talking about their loss to the Steel Curtain.
Stache says that CJ did in fact tap out (he saw it on the monitor) but
the ref didn’t see it. He says that CJ
still being here is not right and he and El Chango are going to take a break
until Max does what is right and gets rid of that asshole once and for
all. Stache and El Chango then leave the
ring. (14 min for the match; 20 total
for the segment)
GM
Max McGillicutty says that our main event tonight will be Sheamus challenging
Kurt Angle for his spot for the world title.
We
go back to the ring for our next match which has Christopher Daniels
challenging Leon Teremoto. Leon was on
fire and totally schooled the veteran.
In an act of desperation, Daniels threw Teremoto out of the ring and then handcuffed him to
the ringside railing. Leon was not able
to get free and thus got counted out.
Daniels then ran away as the ref freed Leon. Leon chased after him. (12 ½ min)
The
Rock then makes his way out to the ring.
Rock asks the fans not to cheer him as he doesn’t deserve it. He tried to take out CJ and put him away but
CJ would not give up. He put everything
he had into this match and it didn’t seem like it was enough. Rock then called CJ down to the ring. CJ then limped out and hobbled down to the
ring. You can tell he looked worse for
wear. Rock said that he’d keep it
short. Rock says he still doesn’t like
CJ and he still thinks CJ is an ass but the Rock now RESPECTS CJ. CJ took everything the Rock threw at him and
like a man, he didn’t tap out. Rock says
that CJ has earned his respect and feels that everything between them is
done…for now. Rock then leaves the ring
and walks up to CJ. He extends his hand
and CJ shakes it. Rock leaves and CJ has
a mic in hand. “Ice Cream man…I’m coming
for what is mine. It’s time.” CJ then drops the mic and leaves.
It
is now time for our main event. Sheamus
(the #10 seed) is challenging #3 seed Kurt Angle for his spot for the HWF World
title. Sheamus and Kurt were pretty
evenly matched. Kurt caught Sheamus with
back to back Angle Slams but Sheamus wouldn’t stay down. Kurt got distracted as something caught his
eye. Sheamus dug deep and caught Kurt as
he was turning around with a Brogue Kick.
Sheamus made the cover and with his feet on the ropes, got the
1-2-3. Kurt Angle moves down in the
rankings and Sheamus moves up. (8
min) Kurt is visibly upset and leaves the ring
while Sheamus gloats and beats his chest in the ring. The fans boo.
With
that, the show comes to an end…and Hell has officially frozen over (Rock giving
CJ props). Stay tuned for more action.
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