Thursday, September 3, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #402 (9.1)


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Our next show, hot off the heels of our extraordinary PPV, begins with a face we haven’t seen in a very long time.  The show starts off with “My Name is Paul Heyman.”  For those not in the know, Paul Heyman is the advocate for Brock Lesnar.  Paul has a mic and is heading to the ring. 

Paul is in the ring and he continues.  “For those of you who were not living under a rock, my advocate the BEAST Brock Lesnar is the NEW HWF WORLD CHAMPION.  Brock, come out here please.”  The newly crowned world champion comes out with his IC title also.  Brock gets in the ring but doesn’t say anything.  Paul starts up again.  “This man, the Beast Incarnate, defeated a man who sat atop the HWF for a long time.  To Bray’s credit, he defeated superstars such as John Cena (boos from the crowd), Sting (cheers) and the likes of the Undertaker (huge pop).  However, as good as he is, he could NOT beat Brrrrrrrock Lessssssnar.  In fact, the champ deserves this time but before I leave, I will leave you with this.”  (Paul starts to sing the following to the tune for the ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’.)

“Mine eyes have seen the glory of the ending of Bray Wyatt;
Brock has conquered everyone he faced; you wish that’d be erased;
Now Bray Wyatt’s been destroyed; Brock becomes the champ we’re overjoyed;
The Beast Incarnate destroys all.

Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Glory, Glory Brock Lesssssssssssssnar.
Brock Lesnar Marches On!

The fans pop huge for Brock but that ends when GM Max McGillicutty comes out.   “Thank you Paul for that fabulous rendition.  Brock, I officially congratulate you on your win.  You deserve nothing less.  However, Bray has said that he will want a rematch and based on his long run as champ, he deserves nothing less.  Bray Wyatt and Brock Lesnar will have a rematch down the line…that is a promise.”  The fans pop again.  “But…the reason I’m out here is in regards to the other title you are carrying…the Intercontinental Championship.  Brock, I give you the choice…you can hold both titles and pull double duty defending both titles whenever you are on a show OR…you can drop the IC title and a tournament will be held to crown a new champ.  The choice…100%...is yours.”  Brock takes the mic from Paul Heyman.  “I am the Beast Incarnate.  I will forfeit the title on only one condition and that must happen first. I want something in return.  I want the chance to show the WORLD that I am THE champion.  I want a match against Samoa Joe.”  Max says “Yes, you and Joe will face off to see who gets a shot at Bray’s Undisputed Heavyweight title.”  “No” Brock corrects him, “you misunderstand me.  I want a shot at the CSWA World title and once I win that, I want to face Bray Wyatt as the ONLY World Champion and then, like I just took his World title, I will take his Undisputed title and hold ALL the gold in this organization.  You make that happen.  If you don’t, I will.”  Brock and Paul Heyman leave and Max is speechless. 

We cut to the back where Bobby Roode is being interviewed.  He says that he has Brock’s number and will go after the IC title first and then the World title after that.  Brock walks over and says Roode doesn’t even compare to a pimple on his ass and is not worthy of his time.  Brock says to go find some schmuck to fight and walks away.  Roode, pissed off, throws out a challenge to the next in line for the IC title – El Chango.

Our first match has our new hire Uhaa Nation taking on Bram.  Uhaa hits the ring first and then Bram makes his way out.  A fan throws a drink at Bram as he is walking by and Bram puts his hands on the fan and yanks him over the railing.  Bram then kicks the fan and then bodyslams him on the ramp.  GM Max McGillicutty runs back out and screams for security.  Max has Bram arrested for attacking the fan and says that he and (most likely) the fan will press charges against him.  Oh, and he is now FIRED and will not be allowed back in to the HWF and CSWA.  He tells security to get Bram the hell out of his building.  Max says that Uhaa Nation needs an opponent and brings out Sami Zayn.  In what turned out to be a complete 180 degree turn from his first appearance, Uhaa beat the holy hell out of Sami for 14 minutes.  Uhaa scoops Zayn up and nails a powerbomb and makes the cover for the 1-2-3.  Uhaa Nation gets his first win.  (14 min)

In the back, Madame Jade is being interviewed talking about her partner Jupiter Jane’s win over Taylor Bella to capture the Diva’s Title and she is interrupted by Eric Young who walks over and tells Madame Jade to shut up and stop taking away time from the REAL wrestlers.  Jade tries to reply but EY pie-faces her and tells her to go back to the kitchen.  All of a sudden, a new wrestler runs over and attacks EY until Eric had enough and ran away.  Madame Jade then introduces her ‘uncle’ from the territory – Phat Sol.  It appears that Phat Sol will be on the CSWA roster.  Sol doesn’t say anything but leaves with Madame Jade.

The Rock is here and is sure to address what happened at the PPV.

Bobby Roode vs El Chango for the IC title spot is next.  El Chango is dominating Roode and in an act of desperation, Roode hits El Chango with a beer bottle resulting in a DQ.  El Chango retains his spot.  The Stache comes out to help his partner who seem to recover pretty quickly.  El Chango says that if Bobby Roode wants to fight Brock so bad, he can have the title shot.  El Chango and the Stache have other business to attend to.  Stache gets on the mic and says that a travesty happened at the PPV and he’s not talking about their loss to the Steel Curtain.  Stache says that CJ did in fact tap out (he saw it on the monitor) but the ref didn’t see it.  He says that CJ still being here is not right and he and El Chango are going to take a break until Max does what is right and gets rid of that asshole once and for all.  Stache and El Chango then leave the ring.  (14 min for the match; 20 total for the segment)

GM Max McGillicutty says that our main event tonight will be Sheamus challenging Kurt Angle for his spot for the world title. 

We go back to the ring for our next match which has Christopher Daniels challenging Leon Teremoto.  Leon was on fire and totally schooled the veteran.  In an act of desperation, Daniels threw Teremoto  out of the ring and then handcuffed him to the ringside railing.  Leon was not able to get free and thus got counted out.  Daniels then ran away as the ref freed Leon.  Leon chased after him.  (12 ½ min)

The Rock then makes his way out to the ring.  Rock asks the fans not to cheer him as he doesn’t deserve it.  He tried to take out CJ and put him away but CJ would not give up.  He put everything he had into this match and it didn’t seem like it was enough.  Rock then called CJ down to the ring.  CJ then limped out and hobbled down to the ring.  You can tell he looked worse for wear.  Rock said that he’d keep it short.  Rock says he still doesn’t like CJ and he still thinks CJ is an ass but the Rock now RESPECTS CJ.  CJ took everything the Rock threw at him and like a man, he didn’t tap out.  Rock says that CJ has earned his respect and feels that everything between them is done…for now.  Rock then leaves the ring and walks up to CJ.  He extends his hand and CJ shakes it.  Rock leaves and CJ has a mic in hand.  “Ice Cream man…I’m coming for what is mine.  It’s time.”  CJ then drops the mic and leaves.

It is now time for our main event.  Sheamus (the #10 seed) is challenging #3 seed Kurt Angle for his spot for the HWF World title.  Sheamus and Kurt were pretty evenly matched.  Kurt caught Sheamus with back to back Angle Slams but Sheamus wouldn’t stay down.  Kurt got distracted as something caught his eye.  Sheamus dug deep and caught Kurt as he was turning around with a Brogue Kick.  Sheamus made the cover and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  Kurt Angle moves down in the rankings and Sheamus moves up.  (8 min)   Kurt is visibly upset and leaves the ring while Sheamus gloats and beats his chest in the ring.  The fans boo. 


With that, the show comes to an end…and Hell has officially frozen over (Rock giving CJ props).  Stay tuned for more action.

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