Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
It was nice for everyone to get time off and that just so happened to
coincide with forensic investigator Gardinia Blue continuing her
investigation. After she completed her
task, she reported back to the owners that all anomalies have been sorted out;
the books are up to date and free of any other tampering (reminder that former
GM’s Master Bull and Hulk Hogan were removed from their posts for tampering
with the financials).
Tonight’s
show begins with our 8 finalists squaring off for a chance to become the new
Intercontinental Champion. Tonight will
be round one. The first of those matches
is now.
CJ
comes out first and surprisingly gets a pop.
His opponent is the Varsity Club’s Frankie Kazarian. This one on paper looks to be a really good
match and to this writer’s surprise, this one wasn’t half bad but we didn’t get
resolution as it went to a 20 minute time limit draw. GM Max McGillicutty came out and said that he
doesn’t want this tournament starting off like that and wants to see a winner
so he requests the match be restarted.
Just as the ref rings the bell to restart the match, in from the crowd
comes the Desperados member the Stache.
Stache hits the ring and attacks CJ resulting in a
disqualification. Stache beats down on
CJ and nails a tombstone piledriver.
Stache is booed and he looks confused.
He can’t understand why he’s being booed. All of a sudden, the fans begin throwing
packages of Fruit Roll-Ups at him and he gets pissed off and leaves. CJ gets helped up and the fans cheer
him. Hell has officially frozen over. (20
½ min)
New
news has surfaced that two new wrestlers from the Great White North will be
joining the HWF and CSWA. They are
expected to debut right before or after Wargames depending on them finalizing
their existing commitments.
We
go back to the ring for our second match which is Steel Curtain member and one
half of the tag team champions Starbuck Steel taking on Prestige Inc. member
Magnus. All I have to say here is that
Magnus is a much better singles wrestler than Starbuck is. Magnus totally controlled the entire
match. But regardless of what he threw
at Starbuck, Steel just wouldn’t stay down.
As we passed the 19th minute of the match, Magnus was getting
extremely frustrated so he attempted a pretty daring move from the top rope. As
Starbuck was getting to his feet, he grabbed the top rope which caused Magnus
to fall and land hard on the floor.
Magnus looks hurt. The ref
counted and as soon as he got to 10, he counted Magnus out and awarded the
match to Starbuck Steel via countout. (19 ½ min)
In
the interview area, John Cena issues a challenge to Ryback for his spot in the
US title hunt. Ryback makes his way over
and accepts.
We
go back to the ring for our third qualifying match: Desperado member El Chango (w/ the Stache) vs
Sami Zayn. Sami held his own but El
Chango was on fire. This one came
dangerously close to ending in a time limit draw but El Chango managed to hit
the Diamond Dust in the last few seconds of the match to secure the win. He and the Stache were booed as they left the
ring. (19 ½ min)
Big
Show talks about how he is next in line for a World title shot against Samoa
Joe. Bobby Lashley walks over and says
he wants to challenge Show for his spot tonight. That match will happen.
John
Cena comes out next for his match against Ryback. If John can pull off a win here, he moves up
in the rankings and gets a shot at the Miz and the US title. For 12 minutes, Ryback and John were
practically trading move for move.
Neither could get a leg up over the other. As Ryback was setting up for a gore, he
charged but Cena caught him and nailed the F-U.
He went for the pin but Ryback kicked out at two. Ryback would throw John out of the ring to
catch his breath. John would hit a
suplex and Ryback would hit a powerslam.
John then hit a standing suplex and followed it up with the You Can’t
See Me and a Five knuckle Shuffle. John
hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3. John
Cena moves up in the rankings. John
immediately calls out the Miz and challenges him next show for the US title.
(22 min)
Madame
Jade meets up with Diva’s champion Jupiter Jane and asks if Jane is ever going
to give her that title shot. Jane tries
to make excuses but Madame Jade says the women HAVE to show they can perform
just as well as the men do and they NEED to cap tonight’s show with a main
event for the Diva’s title. Jane sees
her point and accepts the match.
The
last of our first round matches is next with Bobby Roode taking on Sonic Blade. As expected, Roode controlled this one and
kept Sonic Blade on the defensive most of the match. Roode
kept kicking and slapping Blade around and it really wasn’t cool. Blade’s partner the Nigerian Wraith came out
(some say he and Blade look alike). After
Sonic Blade got tossed out of the ring, the Wraith snuck in (he was dressed
identically) and took the fight to Roode.
After the Wraith got thrown out of the ring, Blade snuck back in. A refreshed Blade then threw Bobby out of the
ring. Roode then disappeared under the
ring. The ref, thinking Bobby left the
match, counted him out and awarded the match to Sonic Blade. Wraith, (by this time, he had hopped the
railing and was sitting at ringside) climbed back over and celebrated with his
tag team partner and they left to the cheering of the fans. Bobby ended up making his way out from under
the ring and tried to complain but it did no good. (14 ½ min)
Taylor
Bella approaches Madame Jade and says that she has faith she can beat Jupiter
Jane. She leaves with no other comments.
Next
match on the card is Bobby Lashley vs Big Show for Show’s spot in line for the
CSWA World title. Just before the match
could begin, the champ Samoa Joe comes out and sits at ringside to scout this
one. Big Show and Lashley immediately
began pounding the hell out of each other.
Show then did something that you had to see to believe. He HURLED Lashley over the top rope and right
into the front row (HOLY SHIT - fortunately there was no one around or they
would have been squashed). Bobby gets
counted out (you would too after that tremendous feat of strength). Big Show then looks over at Joe and points to
the CSWA title and Show says that belt will be his. Joe returns the stare and Big Show smirks and
leaves. (3 min for the match; 5 for the
segment)
GM
Max McGillicutty is interviewed and he says the Desperados (understandably) are
becoming disruptive. Max says that at
the next show, the Desperados vs the Ascension will headline the show in a
street fight. The winning team will go
on to meet the Steel Curtain at the Wargames PPV.
It
is time for our main event. Tag team
partners take the fight to each other in a match for the Diva’s title. The challenger Madam Jade comes out
first. She is cheered and high fives
fans at ringside. Next, the Diva’s
Champion Jupiter Jane comes out and she too is cheered. The two tag team partners shake hands and the
match begins. Madame Jade must have trained hard for this
moment as she totally schooled the champ.
Jade was looking like a superstar and not sure what was going on with
Jane. All of a sudden, out comes Taylor
Bella cheering on Madame Jade. Jade
tried to shoo her away saying she doesn’t need her help. Jane took advantage of the distraction to
lock Jade in a tarantula. Jade had
nowhere to go and to avoid too much damage, she tapped out. Jupiter Jane retains the title. She exited the ring and Taylor got in and
started yelling at Jade. A shoving match
between the two started but ended pretty quickly after Jane went back in and
stood by her tag team partner. Taylor
backed off. Jane and Jade shook hands
and then left the ring. (15 min)
That’s
all we have for now. Stay tuned as the
road to Wargames continues.
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