Sunday, October 4, 2015

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2015 – #409


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.   With the hiatus we were on, everyone was able to get their batteries recharged and we are rearing to go as we continue on the road to Wargames. 

The show begins with the Dudley Boys making their way out.  They say how great it is to be back in the CSWA and HWF.  They are interrupted by Stardust who says that while Bubba and Devon were out goofing around on the kiddie playground, he was here working his ass off.   He has had numerous partners in the past but only truly gelled with one.  Stardust introduces his tag team partner …Goldust.  The Dust Brothers are back together and they ATTACK the Dudleys.  The attack is short lived as Bubba and Devon dispatched the brothers pretty quick.  The Dudley’s invited them back in the ring but the Dust Brothers said only on their terms; not the Dudley’s.

As we continue with the semifinals to crown ourselves a new Intercontinental Champion, our first match of the night is CJ taking on Desperados member El Chango.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says he wants to up the ante per se and makes this first match a no DQ match.  This one was very evenly matched right up until the end.  The Stache got involved attacking and beating down CJ but the resilient one fought back and held his own.  The Ascension then came out and they immediately attacked the Stache.  El Chango went out to help fight them off and almost got counted out.  El Chango crawled back in just in the nick of time only to get caught in a guillotine choke from CJ.  El Chango had nowhere to go and eventually tapped out.  CJ moves on to the finals. (18 min)

We cut to a commotion in the back where The Ascension brawl with the Tag Team Champs the Steel Curtain but it is broken up quickly.

We go back to the ring for our next semifinals match between Steel Curtain (and one half of the tag team champions) Starbuck Steel and Sonic Blade.  The two competitors shook hands and then went right at it.  Both men looked really good and saw each hit their specialty moves and visit the outside of the ring multiple times.  Blade went for a lot of pin attempts but Starbuck wouldn’t stay down.  Blade then hit an atomic drop and then Starbuck turned around and got hit by the Alhambra attack (tackle).  Sonic Blade made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  He will be going on to the finals against CJ to see who will become the new Intercontinental Champion.  Both men shook hands at the end of the match.  (16 min)

In the back, El Chango and the Stache want the Ascension’s asses in the ring tonight.  They will pay for costing El Chango a chance for singles glory.  GM Max McGillicutty says he already had plans for this match and it will take place later in the show.

Back to the ring for some 6 man tag team action with Robbie E, Rockstar Spud and EC3 taking on the A-Team (Alberto El Patron, Adrian Neville & Antonio Cesaro).  Cesaro came out wearing a mask, not sure why.  This match will be for ranking placement.  It was apparent that the A-Team had nothing to fear on this one and they totally owned their opponents.  About 5 minutes into the match, Cesaro attacks Alberto.  Alberto then yanks off the mask and it’s…Austin Aries!!!  Aries laughs and takes off through the crowd.  The real Antonio Cesaro makes his way out and the match is allowed to continue.  EC3 and team then began triple teaming the A-team on multiple occasions and with Aries popping up in the crowd from time to time, kept the A-team off their game.  Alberto really got fed up with Aries and didn’t see Rockstar Spud sneak up behind him and nailed a flying dropkick.  He nailed Alberto in the back and Alberto went flying and smashed his head on the ring post and he fell back in the ring.  Spud made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Spud, EC3 and Robbie E get the win and move up in the rankings.  (28 min)

‘Luke Warm’ Lucas Johnston storms out and complains about not being used.  Max comes out and says that Lucas needs to find himself a partner because, at Wargames, he and whomever will agree to partner up with him will meet our new team from the Great White North.  Johnston asks for more details but Max tells him he’ll have to wait.

Tonight will see a lot of titles defended and we start those off with Buff Austin vs Tyler Breeze for the X-Division title.  ‘Main Event’ Buff Austin comes out and of course, complains about not being in the main event.  Breeze makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.  This one was nothing short of a complete beatdown with Austin totally getting owned.  In this match, Buff was totally out wrestled and when he tried to brawl, he was pretty much embarrassed.  Finally, Breeze got tired of toying with Austin and after catching Austin with a superkick, he made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  Tyler Breeze retains his title.  (19 min)

The Miz cuts a promo and says that John Cena is not worthy of a title defense but he will cater to the masses and grant Cena his request.  He tells John that he only gets one shot and he’d better make it work or he’s done.

John Cena makes his way to the ring to the booing from the fans.  I guess that means the Miz will be the one cheered (although he’s really not much better).  Miz comes out flaunting the US title.  Cena immediately goes after Miz but after about 2 minutes, the champ kicked things up a notch much to the delight of the fans.  Miz dominated Cena and after 13 minutes, hits a legsweep facebuster and with a hook of the tights, gets the 1-2-3.  Miz successfully retains his title.  Cena leaves in disgust.

Jay Lethal is in the back and he is dressed in the attire paying homage to his idol Macho Man Randy Savage.  Lethal says that it will be an honor to once again wear gold and representing the North American continent, he promises to do everyone proud. 

It is time for our street fight rules tag team match between the Desperados (El Chango & the Stache) taking on the Ascension (Viktor and Konnor).  No time is wasted as these 4 mean start beating the holy hell out of each other.  They used whatever they could find at ringside including chairs, tables, kendo sticks and the like.  This was a sloberknocker like no other and you could see the hatred these two teams have for each other.  At one point, Kane runs down and joins his teammates in the beatdown of the Desperados.  Just when we thought they were done for, the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain run down.  They immediately eliminated Kane and then fought the Ascension.  Starbuck and Buzz then threw Viktor and Konnor out of the ring.  Stache and El Chango didn’t seem happy that the Steel Curtain came down and they started shoving the champs.  Buzz and Starbuck said that they were just trying to help and Stache said they didn’t need their help.  Buzz put his hand on El Chango’s shoulder and got suckerpunched.  Stache then started brawling with Starbuck.  The Ascension (minus Kane) then got back in the ring and all 6 men started trading blows.  The ref decided he’d lost control of this match and called it a double disqualification.  That only made the Desperados that much more pissed off.  The Ascension got tossed out first and then the Desperados leaving the champs in the ring.  GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and says he’d hope that this thing between the Ascension and Desperados would have been rectified tonight but alas, no go.  Max says that they must have a team to take on the Steel Curtain at Wargames so one more match between the Ascension and the Desperados will take place and to avoid any outside interference, it will be in the confines of a steel cage.  (25 min)

It is time for our main event.  Kenta Kobayashi defends the North American title against ‘Black Machismo’ Jay Lethal.  Lethal comes out first to ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ strutting and strolling like Randy Savage used to.   Kenta comes out next and receives a pop also.  Lethal looks to the heavens and dedicates this one to Savage.  For the first 3 minutes, Kenta controlled the pace but after that, Lethal seemed to channel the spirit of Savage and then took total control of the match.  Kenta couldn’t keep up with Jay as he bounced all over the ring.  Kenta goes for the Kenta Rush but it is reversed and Lethal drops him with a missile drop kick from the top rope.  Lethal then climbs the turnbuckle again and drops the Macho Elbow.  The place exploded when he leapt and landed on Kenta.  Jay hooked the leg and the ref counted 1…2…3.  The place explodes again as Lethal is handed the North American title.   A weary Kenta stumbles over and he and Lethal shake hands and hug.  Kenta then leaves and Lethal climbs each of the corner turnbuckles to celebrate with the fans and gets the crowd to do a Macho Man chant. 

With that, the show comes to an end.  Be sure to stay tuned as there is more to follow.


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