Wednesday, November 29, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #627 – Phoenix Heat


Hello fans and welcome back to our latest edition of HCW’s Phoenix Heat.   After the cameras stopped rolling after the previous episode of Tacoma Thunder, GM Max McGillicutty came out and told the fans that the Tag Team Champs Hoff n Spicy didn’t want to end the show the way it did so he’s decided to set up a no DQ/CO match between Jack and Superquake vs the champs but this would be a non-title match.  If Jack & Ferguson can get the win, they would receive a future shot at the titles.  For 6 minutes, the challengers took the match to the champs but Figgy once again provided intestinal fortitude to his team and they came back strong.  Davis hits Superquake with a flying dropkick and secured the 3 count and a victory. 

As a recap, 6 matches have been signed for the PPV and we expect 3 more to be announced before the end of today’s show.

The show kicks off with the 5th Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman & Karl Braun) making their way out to booing from the crowd.  Next, the Snake Pit (Leiton, Tobias & Niven Snake) and the crowd gives them a small pop.  The Pit get in the ring and then do a collective fist bump.  The Pit dominated the match barely allowing the Column to get much, if any, offense in.  Multiple triple teaming wore down the Column quickly and all it took was a buckle bomb from Leiton Snake to bring this one home.  The Snake Pit get the win.  They do another fist bump in the ring and then leave.  (13 min)

We cut backstage with GM Master Bull welcoming back El Gato Negro to the fold. El Gato says she’s recuperated with the time off and is ready to get back into action beginning with winning the Ladies Battle Royal later this evening. 

We go back to the ring for our next match.  First, the mad Russian Ivan Dragovich comes out and is booed.  Next, the Crocodile Hunter comes out to a HUGE pop from the crowd.  Ivan doesn’t take to it too well and he attacks Croc.  Croc only needed a minute or two to get into his groove and once he did, he took the fight to Ivan.  After hitting multiple dropkicks to the leg of Ivan, the big Russian was finally off his feet.  He struggled to his feet favoring his leg.  Croc swooped in but Ivan caught him but his leg gave out.  Croc turned it into a bodyslam and hooking the injured leg, he got the 1-2-3.  The Crocodile Hunter gets the win.  As he is celebrating in the ring, the US & TV champion the Unknown Assassin (without his mouthpiece J C Dykes) comes out and stands on stage starring at Croc.  The two lock gazes and starred daggers at each other.  UA smirked and then left.  Croc left moments later.  (16 min)

Texas Wildfire is backstage and he says he’s pumped for his match tonight against King Wilber Townsend.  He expects the King to cheat but he’s sure he’ll be the clear winner tonight.

As we go back to the ring for more action, Outback Oscar comes out first to a pop from the crowd.  Next, the crowd begins to sour and boo as Scooter J makes his way out.  He flips off the fans not caring what they think.   Oscar goes on the offensive early but SJ battled back.  Music interrupted the match and up on the Omegatron it displayed the picture of Tacoma superstar Brick.  Scooter J got pissed and began yelling expecting Brick to come out.  He never did.  Scooter J turned around and got a kick to the gut and then Oscar small packaged him getting the 1-2-3.  Outback Oscar gets the win and the fans pop.  He leaves as Scooter J complains to the ref.  When the ref tried to blow him off, Scooter J whipped him around and sucker punched the ref.  Well, that will cost him.  Scooter J storms off as the fans boo him.  (8 min)

Elitism (Reid and Roderick Rothchild) are backstage with their manager the Ambassador.  The Ambassador says he’s still against his two teams going head to head in the steel cage.  Someone is bound to get hurt.  Reid steps up and says “Yeah, it will be the Curtain tasting steel in the form of a cage.  You two have pushed us to our limits and we’ve had enough.”   Roderick leans in and comments “You two think you’ve been the best on the planet for so long and when a team comes in to strive for your spot (not your dog spot or a liver spot), you cry like little babies.  It’s OUR time and tonight we prove it to the world.”

The next match begins as Texas Wildfire makes his way down to the ring to a HUGE pop from the crowd.  He climbs each of the turnbuckles pumping his fist in the air and the fans eat it up.  He steps down from the turnbuckle as the music changes and out comes King Wilber Townsend.  His Royalness makes his way down to the ring ignoring the fans as he feels they are below him.  He steps into the ring and removes his robe and crown and the match is ready to go.  Just before the bell can ring, the Super Shockmaster rushes into the ring and attacks TW.  He beats him down until security comes out and takes him away.  The ref is ready to call off the match but Wildfire says he still wants to have a go at it.  For about 9 minutes, TW held his own taking it to Wilber but after that, Wilber connected with a lifting sideslam on the outside of the ring planting him on the exposed concrete.  After that, TW struggled to even stay on his feet.  Wilber connected with the Go to Sleep but somehow TW kicked out. Wilber was shocked. Wilber continued the beatdown and finally finished TW off with another lifting sideslam.  King Wilber gets the win and leaves the ring almost immediately.  TW gets to his feet and demands a mic.  He calls out the Super Shockmaster for this cowardly attack and demands a match at PPV against him.  SSM doesn’t come out but Master Bull does and Bull says that the match is now officially added to the PPV AND it will be a Last Man Standing rules match.  The fans pop for TW as he’s helped to the back.  (18 min)

The Steel Curtain are backstage cutting their own promo. Buzz says “Elitism…sounds kinda gross. Sounds like something you get after you lose…’I got Elitism’”.  Starbuck says “Dude, you better get that checked out.  You might need some ointment for that.”  Both men laugh but then get serious.  “We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again” Buzz comments “you’re not getting ‘over’ at our expense so buckle up and put on your big boy pants as things are finally going to get REAL tonight.”  Starbuck leans in and says “Word”.  (A side note… the fans chimed in at the same time repeating Starbuck’s phrase). 

It’s time for the full roster ladies battle royal.  All of the women went to the ring and the final one to come out is the returning El Gato Negro who probably got the loudest pop from the crowd.  Before the match could begin, the Ladies Champion Taylor Bella made her way down to the ring and went to sit at commentary.  During the match, the Duchess got eliminated by Southern Belle who mouthed off saying this was what was going to happen to her when they meet up again.  Scarlett Phoenix went to dump Belle out of the ring and the Duchess pulled on Belle’s arm taking her out of the ring and eliminating her.  The Duchess smiled and walked off.  Sarona Reiher went on a tear eliminating ladies left and right until Missy Chick dumped her out of the ring but then was immediately eliminated by Ravishing Raquel.  This brought us to the final two competitors in Ravishing Raquel and El Gato Negro.  Master Bull comes out and says that he wants this to be a knock down drag out fight between the two to see who really wants this.  Raquel turned up the volume to 11 and stunned El Gato.  Just as she was setting up for the Simply Ravishing, El Gato reversed a whip and ended up hurling Raquel over the top rope and down to the floor below eliminating her.  El Gato gets the win and now is going to the PPV to meet Taylor Bella.  Taylor gets in the ring and starts to talk smack to El Gato.  Master Bull comes out once again and says that he has a surprise announcement.  He said that El Gato will go to fight for the Ladies title HOWEVER, Ravishing Raquel, for being the second to last competitor, gets a Money in the Bank contract for a future shot at the Ladies title.  Raquel immediately signs the contract and says she’ll be seeing one of the two of them sooner rather than later.

The Steel Cage is lowered and we’re getting ready for our main event.  Only one team gets to move forward and challenge for the World Tag Team titles.  First, manager the Ambassador comes out (he’s still against this match happening) and introduces first the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel).  They come out and are mostly booed but the small pop they get seems to be growing.  Next, the Ambassador introduces his other team Elitism (Reid & Roderick Rothchild) and they come out to a pop from the crowd.  Buzz and Starbuck are pacing in the cage like a pack of wild dogs.  They are bound and determined to win this match up but Reid and Roderick are just as pumped and this will be one for the record books.  Reid and Roderick entered the ring and the two teams stared down at each other.  Buzz and Starbuck backed up a little and gave them the d’a X chop (not to be confused with the DX chop as that would be trademark infringement).  Starbuck takes a mic and says “We’ve got two words for ya…kiss out asses!”  Buzz leans over and says “Uh ‘Buck, that’s three words.”  “Ya, I know!” Starbuck exclaims as he hands the mic off.

Both teams beat the holy hell out of each other with each team hitting some huge moves that elicited “Holy Shit” chants from the crowd.  Both teams gave it their all and then some.  The fans actually ended up popping for both teams.  We join the match at the 15 minute mark.

===== In the 15th minute of the match: =====

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC/TT

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Roderick Rothchild,  "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild double teaming for 2 rounds.
Roderick Rothchild is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Roderick Rothchild executes a SINGLE LEG TAKE DOWN....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THROW OUT OF RING....(but there was nowhere to go except the steel)

Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....


Roderick Rothchild, "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild are double teaming for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 16th minute of the match: =====

Roderick Rothchild rolled OC.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Roderick Rothchild is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Roderick Rothchild executes a ROTHCHILD STUNNER....

Buzz enters the ring and attempts to save his partner from:

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a B-52 KNEEDROP OFF TOP OF CAGE (onto Buzz Steel).   The fans went ballistic when he did this.

Starbuck Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....

Double teaming ends.

===== In the 17th minute of the match: =====

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a SPINNAROONI....

Starbuck Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....

Starbuck Steel tags out to Buzz Steel

===== In the 18th minute of the match: =====

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled OC.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a HOGAN LEG DROP....

Buzz Steel executes a FLYING KNEE SMASH....

Roderick sneaks in and hits Buzz with a low blow.

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel

===== In the 19th minute of the match: =====

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild absorbs the punishment.


===== In the 20th minute of the match: =====

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a RUNNING POWER SLAM ONTO CAGE....


Starbuck Steel attempts to defend against RUNNING POWER SLAM ONTO CAGE but is unsuccessful.  Buzz is still down and can’t make it in time.

"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Starbuck Steel was pinned by "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild!!!


"The Elitist" Reid Rothchild wins with a RUNNING POWER SLAM ONTO CAGE over Starbuck Steel!!!

Elitism gets the win and the fans go ballistic as Reid and Roderick are now the #1 contenders to the tag team champs.    The show comes to an end with Reid and Roderick celebrating. 


Stay tuned for more action that is sure to come.

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