Hello
fans and welcome back to our next episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. The show begins with GM Max McGillicutty in
his office. Max says that so far, 3
matches (of 18) from their 3 day PPV have already been signed: our IT specialist @jowsterguy will take on
Dr. Red Fang (Fang will be wrestling twice on the card also as part of the 6
man title defense); the Duchess vs Southern Belle in an ‘I Quit’ (and retire)
match and finally, the World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine taking on
‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo. Gumbo has
waited his career for this moment and soon he will be able to show what he can
do on the big stage. Max says that
starting tonight and for the next 4 shows, they will be announcing the
remainder of the matches for the PPV.
The show
begins with 6 man tag team action.
First, the Muscles Trio (Muscles Weasley, Thorpe and McGuire) come out
wearing their rainbow colored bull horns and acting all goofy (including
playing their plastic instruments) and they make their way to the ring as the
fans pop for them. Next, Scooter J comes
out and says that the Axe and TNT have turned their backs on him to team up
with his sworn enemy Brick so he’s found two new partners to team with. He introduces Otto Ruthless and King Wilber
Townsend. SJ says that the three of them
will kick the collective asses of the trio and their dominance begins
tonight. After a rough 5 minutes, SJ’s
team all got on the same page and began taking the fight to the trio. SJ’s team continued to pick up steam and
managed to confound their opponents. The
most impressive part of the match saw Scooter J hit a vertical suplex and ended
up dumping Muscles McGuire out of the ring.
The other members of the Trio went to help McGuire. King Wilber hit the ropes and then launched
himself through the ropes and took all three men down. Just as they were getting to their feet, Otto
hit a springboard from the ropes and he too took all 3 men down. The ref just kept counting and ended up
counting the trio down and out. SJ,
Wilber and Otto are victorious in their first match. Scooter J takes the mic and the fans boo him
and he responds with “Boo This” and flips them all off. He goes on to say that his new team want a
match at the PPV and demand it to be against Brick, Axe and TNT. He promises to show who the better team
is. They leave the ring and everyone
eventually leaves. (11 min)
Back
in his office, Max welcomes Lexy to the roster but tells her not to
unpack. Max says that Lexy has to earn
her spot on this roster so she gets to take on Lady Hermann tonight. If she wins, she will secure a spot on the
roster. If not, well, he’ll evaluate her
performance then.
We now
go to the ring for a men’s battle royal with the winner getting a Money in the
Bank contract. The majority of the men’s
roster emptied into the ring and they all began going at it with the hopes to
secure the coveted contract. During the
match, manager Figaroa ‘Figgy’ Newton ran down and helped ‘Bad News’ Marvin
Barnes eliminate ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.
Winger was pissed and ended up chasing Figgy through the crowd. Ladies’ superstar Starr Vixen somehow snuck
into the men’s battle royal and ended up being eliminated by Superquake
Ferguson. She received a HUGE pop from
the crowd and made her way to the back. The
final two competitors were Buzz Steel and the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo. Buzz tossed Rad over the top rope but then
turned around thinking it was all over.
Rad had landed on the apron and snuck back in and hit Buzz with a
running high knee that sent Buzz over the top rope right to the floor. Rad Gumbo gets the win and in addition to a
title shot at the PPV, he now owns a contract guaranteeing him a shot at
whichever belt he wants. His manager MJ
gets in the ring and hands Rad a pen.
Rad immediately signed the contract and put the title down he wants to
challenge for but closed the case so we didn’t get to see which belt it
was. Rad smirks and points to his head
(I think he wants us to think he’s smart or something). He and MJ then leave with their contract.
As Rad
and MJ are making their way to the back, we see that Fan again holding his “Why
Davis Why?” sign. Who the heck is this
guy?
We
head to the ring for our next match.
First, the Huber Clan (Ferb, Butch and Junior) make their way down to
the ring. Next, Adam Jameson and Billy
Robbins come out to a pop from the crowd.
Butch and Ferb remain in the ring as Junior stands outside the
ring. They attack Billy and AJ upon
their entering the ring. Junior even got
involved powerbombing both men on the outside of the ring for near count
outs. Even with all the cheating going
on, the ref wouldn’t end the match.
Finally, with only seconds left to spare before the time limit would
expire, Butch hits Adam with an European uppercut and rolled him up hooking the
tights AND having his feet on the ropes to get the 1-2-3. The Hubers get the win and leave the ring
laughing. Billy helps AJ up and the two
head to the back. (19:58)
Figgy
Newton is backstage breathing heavy (from being on the run from Top Gun) and
says that his boys the World Tag Team Champions Hoff n Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister
and DJ CJ Spice) are graciously going to defend the tag titles tonight but it
won’t be against either Elitism or the Steel Curtain. Instead, the lucky team is Superquake
Ferguson and Angry Jack Lawson…if they can handle it. He jokes that a lady almost took Superquake
out of the battle royal earlier this evening.
We had
back to the ring and the newcomer Lexy Flexx makes her way out to the ring
first. She is followed out by Kimberly
Kiccass. Kimberly has one of the best
records in the biz and she knows it. The
two women lock up immediately and put on a show for the fans. Lexy put up a strong fight but Kimberly was
able to just stay one step ahead. Just
when it looked like Lexy was going to go for the Electric Chair drop, Kimberly
hits the Christo instead and hooks the leg for the 1-2-3. Kimberly gets the win and Max makes his way
to the stage. He says that Lexy put on a
great show and then welcomes her to the roster.
Kimberly got on the mic claiming she is the best in the business and as
she was getting ready to leave, out comes Lady Hermann who climbs into the ring
with her. Lady Hermann questions
Kimberly’s claim to being the best and tells her that if she wants to stick to
that claim, she needs to meet her (Lady Hermann) in the ring to prove it. Kimberly says she has nothing to prove
however if Lady Hermann wants to get her ass kicked, she’d be more than happy
to oblige…at the PPV. The two women
stare at each other until Lady Hermann leans in closer and says “WOOOO”. She leaves and eventually Kimberly
follows. (11 min for the match; 15 total
for the segment)
AJ and
Billy demand Max set up a rematch between them and the Hubers. Max says they can do it at the PPV.
It’s
time for our main event with the Tag Team Titles on the line. Superquake Ferguson and Angry Jack Lawson
make their way out to the ring to the booing from the fans. Next, manager Figgy Newton comes out and he
gets a mixed reaction from the crowd but as soon as he introduces the Tag Team
Champions - Hoff n’ Spicy (Davis
Hoffmeister & DJ CJ Spice), the crowd erupts in applause. They walk by (and ignore) that Fan holding
his “Why Davis Why?” sign. Davis and DJ
don’t seem to care. Just as the match
begins, ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger runs down the ramp and Figgy panics. Figgy tried to get away and jumped in the
ring and onto the back of Angry Jack.
The ref immediately disqualified the champs for outside
interference. Figgy immediately left the
ring with Winger in tow. The team of
Superquake and Angry Jack get the win via disqualification in barely 30
seconds. Jack and Superquake are
frustrated with the lack of a win and storm off. The champs meet with the fans as the show
comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. The action continues with
our next episode of Phoenix Heat coming to you later this week. Stay tuned.
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