Hello
fans and welcome to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. There has been bit going on backstage so
we’ll address that first.
HCW
has come to terms with Jerry Saunders and he has been granted his release. We wish him all the best in his future
endeavors.
With Super
Shockmaster returning to the Phoenix brand, that makes the rosters uneven. ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and Leon Teremoto
are moved to the Tacoma brand.
The show
begins back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.
He’s looking at someone and as the camera pans, we see ‘The Ragin’ Cajun’
Rad Gumbo and his manager MJ. Max
welcomes Gumbo to Tacoma and reminds him that winners make it around here. Gumbo replies with “Mon Ami, Losin’s not my
style. Bein’ on the A-show…dis’ is
better than Mardi Gras.” Gumbo and MJ
leave the room and Max sits back and sighs.
Pyro
goes off and our show is ready to begin.
The match begins with Brick making his way down to the ring to an
ever-growing pop from the fans. He’s
been picking up more and more followers as of late. Next, his opponent comes out and it’s Ghee
Buttersnaps. Ghee heads down to the ring
and also gets a pop from the crowd. In
the first minute of the match, Ghee was going for a high impact move but ended
up falling off the top turnbuckle and fell to the floor hitting the
stairs. After that, he was lucky to get
in a few offensive moves as it was Brick controlling the match in dominating
fashion (43 to 150). With Ghee
practically out on his feet, Brick connected with the Alabama Slamma and scored
the pin. Brick gets the win (18
min). His celebration is cut short
however when Scooter J rushes in from the crowd attacking Brick beating him down
until a gaggle of refs from the back rushed out to protect Brick and usher
Scooter J out of there. SJ stomped off. The fans didn’t care for the uncalled-for
attack and began to boo him.
Backstage,
Jazz Emmett says that 3 ladies had their chance to win the title and all 3 of
them failed. Tonight, in the MAIN event,
she takes on Taylor Bella for the Ladies title and guaran-damn-tees she’s walking
out with the title tonight.
We
head back to the ring and Figgy Newton comes out and introduces DJ CJ
Spice. The fans pop as they head down to
the ring. As Figgy’s walking down, he
sees a female fan holding a sign asking “Why Figgy Why?” (and in small
print: “did you attack Top Gun?”) Figgy takes the sign from the fan but sets it
down in front of her telling her that Winger is not on this show and has no
business being mentioned. He quickly
caught up to DJ and they entered the ring.
Next, manager Ant Graham comes out and introduces Covfefe. The two make it to the ring and Covfefe grabs
a sign that reads “Bring back Magnum Kone” and tears it to shreds. Covfefe enters the ring and he immediately
goes after DJ. He only holds the
advantage for a minute or two and then DJ turned up the heat and owned
Covfefe. The match went on for 10
minutes that saw both Figgy and Graham interfering in the match and the two of
them almost came to blows too. Covfefe
had just eye raked DJ and put him in the corner. He then rushed to the other side of the ring
and ran hitting a big splash. DJ didn’t
fall down but as soon as Covfefe showed his back, DJ jumped on locking in a
guillotine choke. Both men fell to the
mat but DJ wouldn’t let go. Finally,
Covfefe finally had enough and tapped out.
DJ CJ Spice gets the win via submission in 10 minutes. Ant Graham motioned to the back and out ran
Dr. Red Fang. Fang jumped in and began
attacking DJ but “The Hoff” Davis Hoffmeister was out there quickly and
dispatched Fang. Fang snarled and growled
at Davis and Davis took a mic telling Fang that if he wanted a match so badly,
they can have one tonight. Davis turns
to Figgy and tells him to make it happen.
Backstage,
the 6 Man Tag team champs (TNT, the Axe and Scooter J) are all in a room. Axe questions what is going on with SJ. It seems like he’s snapped. Scooter J tells them that Brick attacked him
for no reason and he was just trying to get even. Axe tells him that happened over a month ago
and Scooter J had gotten revenge at the PPV.
Scooter J looked at him like he was off his rocker. “It’s never over man…It never ends” and
Scooter J walks away. Axe looks at TNT
who’s getting ready for his match next. “I
just don’t know” Axe mutters.
TNT
makes his way down to the ring to a pop from the crowd. Next, his opponent Superstar Chic Monroe
comes out and is booed. TNT was getting
beat down for the first few minutes but once the fans started to rally behind
him, TNT started destroying the Superstar.
TNT was just leveling Chic with everything he had and Monroe began to
panic. TNT rushed the ropes but Chic
tripped him and he went tumbling right out of the ring. Chic ran out there and leveled TNT with a
cradle facebuster. Chic rolled back in waiting for the ref to finish his
count. Once he reached 10, TNT was
counted out and the match was awarded to Chic via countout decision. (9 ½ min). Chic left and the ref went out to help TNT to
the back.
Backstage,
El Chango was being interviewed and he called out Ice Dagger about the shitty
way he won choking him out underneath the ringside barrier. He said that if ID wants to play dirty, he’d
be happy to oblige.
We go
back to the ring for the next match featuring the 3rd member of the 6
Man tag team champions – the Axe. Axe
comes out first to a pop from the crowd.
Next, Ant Graham comes out with another member of his stable – Mason the
Mangler. Mason is sporting a face mask
that is a mix between Hannibal Lecter and Bane’s (from Batman) versions. Graham got involved early and often to
prevent what happened with Covfefe and after he broke his cane over the Axe’s
head (and somehow didn’t get Mason disqualified), Mason followed it up with a
running knee to the face. Axe fell to
the mat and Mason made the cover but Ant rushed over and held Axe’s foot down
so he couldn’t kick out. Mason gets the 3
count and the win. Mason rolls out of
the ring and he and Graham laugh their way to the back. Graham turns around and says that once Fang
is through beating up on jobbers, he is issuing a challenge to the 6 Man champs
to give his team a shot at their titles.
Axe was just irked enough to accept the match on the spot without
talking to his teammates. He eventually
left. (9 min)
Ladies
Champion Taylor Bella is backstage with her manager Figgy Newton. Taylor says that Figgy has been a good friend
and manager watching her back and helping her along with her career. Taylor says that at the PPV, she dispatched 3
of HCW ‘finest’ and tonight, she continues with her plowing through the
roster. Once she’s done and has beaten
everyone in sight, it may be time for her to join her sisters on the Total
Bella’s show…NAH!
Graham
makes his third appearance of the night and signals to the back and as he makes
his way out, the loudspeakers blare “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” and Dr. Red
Fang heads down to the ring amidst the booing from the fans. They just don’t like this guy. Next, music changes and Figgy Newton comes
out with ½ of the World Tag Team Champions – Drew “the Hoff” Hoffmeister. The fans pop loud for him and that increase
in the noise level forced Fang and Graham to put their hands over their
ears. Davis makes his way into the ring
climbing the turnbuckles but keeping a vigilant watch on Fang. Davis put the boots to the evil vampire for
the first few minutes of the match but then Ant Graham stuck his nose (and a new
cane) into the match and things quickly went the way of the Vicious
Vampire. Fang turned up the heat hitting
Davis with a Vampire Lunge that sent him flying out of the ring. While on the outside, Ant began putting the
boots to Davis and then handcuffed him to the ringside barrier. Figgy ran over to try to help but the ref
made him stay on the opposite side of the ring.
Davis wasn’t able to get free by the time the bell rang so he ended up
getting counted out. Dr. Red Fang gets the win via DQ. Fang and Graham left the ring laughing all the
way to the back. Figgy finally got Davis
free from the cuffs but it was too late.
They left immediately after.
Graham
walks in laughing and cackling about how he’s outsmarted the roster tonight and
in one week, his team takes on the 6 man champs for the titles and with all the
chaos that team is going through, it will be easy pickings for his team to walk
out with the titles. He laughs as the camera
cuts him off.
It’s
time for the main event. Jazz Emmett
makes her way down to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, Figgy Newton comes out and introduces
the Ladies Champion Taylor Bella. The fans
receive her with mixed reaction also but she doesn’t seem to care. Jazz went right on the offensive stunning the
champ with lefts, rights and suplexes.
Taylor thought the action was just a bit too hot and got out of the
ring. Jazz, thinking Taylor was going to
bolt, hit the ropes and launched herself through the ropes connecting with a
suicide dive. She landed smack on top of
Taylor who was slow to get up. Figgy ran
over trying to provide words of encouragement (maybe he was just saying ‘stay
down’…we’re not sure) and Taylor did not make it back into the ring before the
10 count. Jazz Emmett gets the win but
not the title as they do not change hands on a countout. Taylor walks out with her title intact. She makes it to the stage and holds her title
high until she is attacked by the Duchess who drops her with the “All Hail Her
Majesty”. The Duchess however didn’t
celebrate too long as Phoenix Heat’s very own Southern Belle rushes over and
pushes the Duchess from the stage to the floor below. Belle grabs Taylor’s belt and holds it high
as the fans boo and the show comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. I’m sure Belle’s appearance
will be address on the next episode of Phoenix Heat. Stay Tuned.
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