Hello
fans and welcome back to our latest episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. There was fallout from the PPV at our last
Tacoma Thunder show and tonight’s is no different. Pyro goes off but before the show could
begin, manager J C Dykes comes out with the two title (US and TV) holding champion
the Unknown Assassin who’s carrying one on each shoulder. He’s got a live mic (uh oh…here we go)…
“My
lawyer, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, sends this injunction to your measly
Wrestling Association. It says no one can strip my Champion of any belt he wins
without facing a long court battle. Once in a lifetime does a Superstar come
along that changes all the previous rules. The NCAA banned dunking the ball
from 1967 to 1976 because of 1 great man - Lew Alcindor, later known as Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar. My Champion has decided for some reason to grace your humble
rings with his presence and all of you should fall at his feet in appreciation.
It is time to recognize greatness in the present tense and not wait for 25
years and then declare what a Superstar UA was. We will win every belt if given
the chance. The fans may loathe us now and send their death threats, but the
day is coming in the Spirit of the Great Four Horsemen that the fans will begin
to cheer my Champion and demand your wrestling association to match him against
all champions as they will recognize the greatness you overlook presently.”
Throws the pile of papers on the announcers’ desk and leaves. A few cheers are
distantly heard among the catcalls and loud booing…….
We cut
back to GM Master Bull’s office and he’s on the phone with someone. “…Yeah…do you think it’s time to bring that
back? Should we? I mean, the guy is an ASSHAT but he is…Yeah,
I know…Well, think on it and let me know….ok.”
Bull hangs up the phone and begins to ponder the contents of his last
conversation (no, he’s not spilling the beans).
It’s
time for our first match and Ravishing Raquel makes her way out to the ring to
a decent pop from the crowd. Next, her
opponent Scarlett Phoenix makes her way down to a similar reaction. The bell rings pretty quick and this one is
off to the races. Scarlett stayed one
step ahead of Raquel throughout the match and it looked like things were going
her way when she managed to hit Raquel with the Black Widow but somehow Raquel
staggered over to the ropes and with Scarlett attached to her like a conjoined
twin, she dumped herself and Scarlett over the top rope to the floor with
Raquel landing pretty hard on top of Scarlett.
Raquel laid there trying to keep Scarlett down. Raquel then got up and rolled back into the
ring at the last possible moment just beating the 10 count but Scarlett
didn’t. Ravishing Raquel gets the win
via countout. After the match, she exits
the ring and extends a hand to Scarlett who looks to the fans and then shakes
it to a pop from the crowd. Both women
leave. (14 ½ min)
Commotion
is going on backstage where it seems that ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger was getting
attacked…by Figgy Newton…again. Figgy
was blasting Winger with anything he could find from a trash can to uneaten
food that was left by a bunch of messy, non-cleaning up after themselves
wrestlers. Figgy kept yelling at Winger
but we don’t totally understand all the hostility. Figgy ends up leaving and Winger ends up
wiping cake off his face and he is NOT happy.
Southern
Belle makes her way down to the ring and she informs us about how unhappy she
is. She is pissed off that she was not
included in the PPV and blames it on the ignorant fans who keep cheering for
lame-asses instead of those with talent.
Belle basically insults all the women who were at the PPV and says none
deserved to be there. Madame Jade makes
her way out and goes into the ring to confront Belle. She says that each person in that fatal four
way DID deserve to be there but as luck would have it, Taylor would skirt out
by luck of the time limit expiring and had it gone on longer, she would be
standing here confronting Belle as the Ladies Champion. Belle begins to laugh and says Jade has no
business being in the ring. Jade
challenges her to a match and this one is ready to go. The match only gets in about 3 minutes before
the ref gets un-expectantly bumped into by Belle. She then grabbed a chair and blasted Jade
with it. She began working Jade over
with the chair and as soon as she noticed the ref stirring, she threw the chair
to Jade who caught it and then Belle dropped to the mat holding her head
moaning. The ref looked over seeing
Belle on the mat and Jade holding the chair and he made the only call he could
and disqualified Madame Jade. Jade tried
to explain Belle set her up but he pointed out she was holding the chair with
Belle on the mat. Belle rolled out of
the ring and began limping to the back (selling her injury) snickering all the
way. (6 min)
Backstage,
the Steel Curtain confront their manager the Ambassador about his managing
Elitism. Buzz was HOT. “What the Hell is going on here? Are you our manager or theirs?” The Ambassador answered “I manage who I want
however, in this case, Master Bull directed me to manage them against my better
judgement. He is the boss around here
afterall.” Starbuck leaned in “So, who
are you going to manage? Us or them?” The Ambassador once again responded “I am
YOUR manager…but I also manage them. I
know you 4 boys have a beef with one another but we’re all on the same team…MY
team. I’m not telling you what to do in
this situation but at the end of the day, I’d hope you’d stay on this team so
that I can do what it is I do best…lead teams to glory.” Buzz and Starbuck looked at each other and
shrugged. Buzz said “Ok, we’ll leave
things they way they are…for now but it’s in everyone’s best interest to keep
them away from us.” Starbuck leaned in
and said “Word.”
We go
back to the ring for more action. First,
‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston comes down (haven’t seen him in a while…looks like he got himself
healthy) to a huge pop from the fans.
Next, the Ambassador comes out and introduces Roderick Rothchild. Roderick comes out and gets a decent pop from
the fans. He tells everyone that he’s
ready to kick some ass and get Rowdy…Hey, that’s it. That is his new nickname… ‘Rowdy’ Roderick
Rothchild. The fans pop as he makes his
way down to the ring. Lucas took off
like a firework and the Rowdy one had trouble keeping up. The Ambassador then tried to get involved to
help his charge out but Lucas grabbed Roderick around the waist and then ran
him into the Ambassador before hitting a back suplex. Lucas ensured Roderick’s shoulders were flush
on the mat as the ref’s hand hit the mat 1…2…3.
Lucas gets the pin and has his arm raised. Roderick gets up and looks like he’s going to
attack but then settles down and extends his hand. Lucas shakes it and the crowd pops. Both men leave the ring. (5 min)
It is
announced that the Super Shockmaster has returned and will on the Phoenix
branded show. In fact, he makes his
in-ring return later in the show.
We are
back at the ring and Tobias Snake is already there. Next, over the loudspeakers blares “Gumbo
7:30 says its suppa time bitch!” and manager MJ leads out ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad
Gumbo. The fans surprisingly pop for
him. He makes his way down and then
climbs the turnbuckles to even more pop from the crowd. He seems astonished. Gumbo had things easy for the first part of
the match but after getting crotched after falling on the top rope, Tobias
began turning up the heat. 13 minutes
in, MJ gets taken out by Tobias and that didn’t help Rad at all. Both men ended up on the outside of the ring
and Tobias hit the Dirty Deeds DDT but didn’t leave Rad out there; he threw him
back into the ring. Tobias went to the
top rope trying to do something but messed up landing flat on his back. Rad got up and locked in the New Orleans Crab
and Tobias had no choice but to tap out.
‘The Ragin Cajun’ gets the win and he’s joined by his manager MJ who
looks a little worse for wear but is standing on his own two feet. The two men eventually leave. (15 min)
Backstage,
former World Champion had some words for the new champion. “Drew the Canadian
Love Machine…it’s really interesting to see how everything just sort of fell
into your lap. You got a cheap win on
Sunday but tonight, we rectify that. I
can promise you, it will be my hand that is raised as the winner of tonight’s
match. Guaranteed!”
We
head back to the ring for the next match.
First, we hear that all-too-familiar bellow of a laugh from the masked
man known as the Super Shockmaster. He
comes out first and then is joined by his tag team partners for this 6 man
match…the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra).
The three men head down to the ring together. Next, music changes and the Ambassador comes
out and introduces his team…the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) and
they in turn introduce their partner who was a familiar staple when they held
the 6 Man tag team titles – Biceps Bannerman. Both teams were booed but the
Steel Curtain and Biceps were booed just a tad less because no one was cheering
for the Super Shockmaster…not a soul.
For
the first 3 minutes, SS and the Ryzing Storm controlled the match (keep in mind
that the Steel Curtain and Biceps have not teamed together for quite some time)
but as time went on, with lots of double and triple teaming (and Biceps made
the hot tag to Starbuck after a whopping 13 minutes in the ring), Starbuck and Buck
got the team on the path of dominance. The
Ambassador got involved a few times which helped his team continue to dominate.
The final minute of the match was pure chaos.
All 6 men were in the ring. Super
Shockmaster went to choke Starbuck against the ropes but just then Texas
Wildfire came out and SS left the ring and began fighting TW all the way to the
back. Terra Ryzing locked Biceps down
with a side headlock and Travis hit Buzz with a flying dropkick. Biceps then tossed Terra out of the
ring. He made it back on only to have
Starbuck hit him with the Buck-U and while Biceps kept Travis busy, Buzz tossed
Terra back out of the ring where he was not able to beat the count back
in. Biceps Bannerman and the Steel Curtain
win this one via countout decision.
Travis is hurled out of the ring and Biceps, the Steel Curtain and the
Ambassador all stand victorious in the ring.
The crowd booed as they made their way to the back. (22 min)
The
World Champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine is backstage and he had a
response for his opponent tonight. “Sonic,
you can whine and cry all you want but that won’t change the fact that 2 nights
ago, I defeated you for this belt. Tonight,
my streak continues and I will be the one walking out with my title tonight.”
It’s
time for our main event. First, Sonic
Blade comes out to a decent pop from the crowd.
Once in the ring, the music changes and out comes the World Champion
Drew the Canadian Love Machine. Drew
soaks in the adulation from the fans and he makes his way to the ring. He climbs each of the corner turnbuckles to a
pop from the crowd. Finally, he’s ready
to get this underway. He hands the title
to the ref and the bell rings. Sonic
goes to charge in and eats a superkick from the champ. Sonic immediately rolls out of the ring to
regain his composure and shake off the effects of that kick. He gets back in and immediately locks up Drew
in a cradle going for a pin and he got close with a 2 count but Drew kicked
out. Drew got up and called for the La
Casita but Sonic reversed it and sent Drew sailing over the top rope. All of a sudden, the lights went out and we
heard a loud “OHHHH” from the crowd. When
the lights came back on, Sonic was in the ring wondering what the hell just
happened. Drew was out cold on the floor
and the ref counted (pretty quick actually) to 10 awarding the match to Sonic
Blade but NOT the title. The ref was not
sure Sonic was innocent in what just transpired so the match came to an abrupt
end. (2 ½ min) This of course brought out GM Master
Bull. Bull said he was not happy with
how the match ended and demanded to have the footage re-shown of the
attack. It was shown multiple times and
each time, it seemed like the image was become more and more clear. Finally, Bull saw enough to call out the
culprit. “I want J C Dykes and the
Unknown Assassin to get their asses out here now!” Bull waited (rather impatiently) as the
Unknown Assassin and his manager made their way out. “If the Unknown Assassin wants to get
involved in matches that he’s not part of AND wants to be on TV…guess
what? He has a match right here and now
and it will be a triple threat match however NO title will be on the line. If Sonic gets the pin, he gets a shot at any
of UA’s belts (the world title is off the table) however is UA gets the win, he
will get a shot at the World title at a future date. Dykes was not happy until that last
part. A groggy CLM got to his feet and
re-entered the ring. Sonic and UA
immediately went after him but Sonic got tossed out of the ring early and for a
while it was Drew vs the Unknown Assassin.
Drew had the lead for the majority of the match and Sonic kept getting
sent out of the ring. Drew then got
taken down and UA went to work on Sonic Blade.
UA set Sonic up for a standing crossface but got dropkicked out of the
ring by Drew. UA was pissed off and he and Dykes ended up
walking off. Drew then hit Sonic with
the La Casita. He made the cover and with
a hook of the leg, got the 1-2-3. Drew
the Canadian Love Machine gets the win.
Sonic rolls out of the ring and makes his way to the back as Drew stands
tall in the ring to the cheering from the fans.
With that, the show comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. We’ll be back in just a few
short days with our next episode from Tacoma Thunder.
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