Wednesday, November 8, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #621 – Phoenix Heat

(Editor's note:  In the last issue, our proofreaders missed a glaring error.  One half of the World Tag Team Champions Davis 'the Hoff' Hoffmeister was inadvertently referred to as "Drew".  We apologize to Davis for this glaring mistake.)  (on a side note, we almost did it again calling Davis "Drew".  Someone either needs more or less caffeine.)


Hello fans and welcome back to HCW’s Phoenix Heat.  Master Bull comes out to kick off the show thanking the fans of ‘Heat’ for braving the heat and supporting them.  Before he can get started, the manager of the US & TV champion the Unknown Assassin J C Dykes comes out starts to lambast Master Bull demanding that the Champ be on the show tonight as the other GM has been totally ignoring his calls (and threats).  Master Bull agrees to have the TV title defended tonight but also makes the announcement that at a future Phoenix show, UA will also have to defend the US title.  Dykes demands to know against whom but Bull says that it will be revealed at their next show.  Dykes storms off.  Bull leaves so the show can get going.

The show kicks off with Talon McFrost making his way down to the ring.  Next, music changes and out comes ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.  The crowd pops for him as he makes his way down to the ring.  The two fought hard keeping the fans on their edge of their seats.  But try as they could, neither man was able to get a pin or submission.  The two men kept fighting right up until the bell sounded bringing this one to a time limit draw.  Both men wanted to keep on fighting but they will have to wait for another day.  Just as Winger was walking the ramp to the back, our came the manager Figaroa Newton and he hit Winger just once before Winger grabbed him by the jacket and slugged him a good one.  Newton then scurried off before Winger could lay another hand on him.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, Southern Belle speaks to why she attacked the Duchess.  She says the wannabe to the throne is taking a spot that is rightfully hers.  She still is in line for the rematch she’s yet to receive and until the coward Taylor Bella steps up, Belle will go through the roster, both rosters if need be, until she gets her rematch.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Lexy Flexx makes her way out and is booed.  Next, Scarlett Phoenix comes out and gets a pop from the crowd.  Lexy doesn’t like this and attacks Scarlett before she can even get into the ring.  After a moment, both ladies enter the ring and this one begins but not before Lexy dropped a knee onto Scarlett’s leg injuring it.  From there, Lexy worked on the leg and eventually locked in a four leg clover leglock and Scarlett had no choice but to tap out.  Lexy Flexx gets the win in their second meeting giving her a 2-0 record over Scarlett.   As Lexy walks off, Scarlett, nursing her leg, grabs a mic and challenges Lexy to one more fight between the two of them.  Lexy asks what’s in it for her.  Scarlett challenges her to an I Quit match and the loser trades brands.  Lexy snorts in derision but can’t pass up the opportunity to rid a nobody from the roster.  She accepts. 

Master Bull was watching what transpired and said that this match will be added to the Supershow that will take place in two weeks.

We go back to the ring for the next match.  First, 5th Column member Karl Braun comes out and is booed.  He flips off the fans as he get into the ring.  Next, ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild comes out to a pop from the crowd.  He climbs the turnbuckles as the fans pop for him.  He and Braun brawl for the entire match without either man going for a pin.  The match was nearing its end so Reid thought he would finish it up by hitting a Reid-a-rooni but at the last moment, Karl nullified it.  The bell then rang bringing this one to a draw finish.  Karl motioned to the back to have his 5th Column teammates join him but no one came out except for ‘the Rowdy One’ Roderick Rothchild.  He seemed to have dispatched them.  Reid ends up leaving the ring without further incident.  (20 min draw)

Backstage, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) show up and they issue a challenge Outback Oscar and the Crocodile Hunter tonight for their spot in the Tag Team line up.

Superquake Ferguson comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, music changes and out comes Texas Wildfire.  The fans practically explode in appreciate for the fan favorite.  TW gets into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles and the crowd pops even louder.  The match gets underway and TW remains in control for the whole match just stunning his 350 pound opponent.  During the last 5 minutes of the match, Ferguson threw TW out of the ring 4 times.   The final time Ferguson hurled TW into the crowd and made sure this time he wouldn’t make it back and he rolled back in beating the 10 count and winning the match by countout.  Master Bull came out and said that he was disappointed Ferguson stooped that low to win the match so he said that the two of them will meet again but will wait and disclose his plans later this evening.

J C Dykes is backstage and is livid.  Just because he wants the Unknown Assassin to be on all the shows doesn’t mean he should be forced to defend his titles each time.  Regardless, UA will destroy Terra Ryzing and will continue to blow through the roster.

Next, the Steel Curtain come out with their manager the Ambassador and the crowd boos.  They get into the ring and pose as the crowd voices their displeasure.  Buzz and Starbuck Steel don’t seem to care.  Next, Outback Oscar and the Crocodile Hunter come out to a pop from the crowd.  The winners of this match will get the next tag team title shot at Hoff n’ Spicy’s tag team championships.  The Ambassador got involved early on and that benefitted his team.  The Steel Curtain took advantage of it and controlled the tempo of the match.  Croc made the hot tag in and was going for the Prince’s Throne but Starbuck nullified it and choked Croc in the corner.  He then rolled up Croc and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  The Steel Curtain get the win and are now the #1 contenders for the World Tag Team Titles.  All of a sudden, Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice, the champs, come out with their manager Figaroa Newton and the two teams stare at each other before everyone eventually leaves.  As Croc and Oscar were leaving, Master Bull came out and said he wanted to follow up on his previous announcement.  Since the Steel Curtain are going after the Tag team titles that leaves some spots open for his announcement.  Bull announces that the Crocodile Hunter, Outback Oscar, Supequake Ferguson and Texas Wildfire are all going to meet in a Fatal Four Way with the winner of that match challenging the Unknown Assassin for the US Title.  The fans pop.

The announcement brings out manager J C Dykes.  Dykes complains that Master Bull is usurping his authority and trying to stack the cards against his client.  Dykes warns Bull that if he tries any funny business, he’ll slap Bull with a lawsuit so fast it will make his head spin.  Bull tells Dykes to get his client ready for the match coming up next and he’d better hope he’d concentrate on the match at hand and not overlook anyone as titles change like that (he snaps his fingers and Dykes jumps).  Dykes storms off. 

It’s time for the Main Event.  Terra Ryzing comes out first and is booed.  Next, Dykes comes out with the dual champion (US and TV) the Unknown Assassin.   Security comes out lining the way to the ring and the champ and his manager make their way down.  The Assassin totally dominated the match embarrassing Ryzing.  It wasn’t until later in the match that Terra began an offensive run and Dykes wanted to shut that down quick so he hopped up on the apron and threw a fireball into Terra’s face.  However, the ref saw it all and immediately disqualified the Unknown Assassin for outside interference.  Terra Ryzing gets the win but does not win the title.  Master Bull comes out and threatens action but Dykes jumps into the ring holding what appeared to be a legal document saying that if Bull makes one wrong move, he’s done for.  Bull ends up backing down.  Dykes runs around the ring laughing while UA stands tall holding both belts as the show comes to an end.


Stay tuned for more action.

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