Sunday, November 12, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #622 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello wrestling fans and welcome back to our next installment of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.   The show begins with superstar El Chango making his way out to the ring.  He takes a mic and calls out Ice Dagger for the lack of sportsmanship he’d shown in their last outing and tells him to come out and meet him like a man.  Ice Dagger comes out but he’s not alone.  Following behind him is Bishop Ripley.  Ice Dagger has a mic of his own and says that El Chango is talking pretty tough for someone who doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut.  ID and Bishop enter the ring and corner El Chango.  After some more words, ID and Bishop attack El Chango beating him down until the Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto comes out and chases off ID and BR with a chair.  Leon helps his former tag team partner up and Leon proposes that for one night only, they team up reforming the Desperados to take on Ice Dagger and Bishop Ripley.  El Chango accepts and the two shake hands before leaving.

We cut to the back in GM Max McGillicutty’s office and he lets us know that the main event tonight will be the team of the Axe, Scooter J and TNT defending the 6 Man titles against Ant Graham’s Ghouls (Dr. Red Fang, Covfefe and Mason the Mangler)

Our first match kicks off with Pete Punsher making his way down to the ring first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, Brick comes out and receives the same response from the fans.  Brick takes control for the first four minutes until Scooter J ran in from the crowd after Brick was on the outside of the ring and then smashed his head into the steel post.  Afterwards, he threw Brick back into the ring and then took off through the crowd.   Pete hits the PUN-ishment but only gets a 2 count.  Brick tries for an atomic drop but Pete nullifies it and then hits the Combing the Desert and makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  Pete gets the win but as Scooter J makes his way through the crowd, they boo the hell out of him.  Scooter J sneers and keeps moving. (6 min)

Sonic Blade arrives and is asked what he’s doing there tonight.  Sonic says he’s in action tonight and this is only the start of him making his way back up the ladder and one day, he promises he will hold the World title again.  Sonic then walks off.

We head to the ring for our next match.  Billy Robbins makes his way out first to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, we hear over the loudspeakers “I’ve got some bad news for ya” and out comes ‘Bad News’ Marvin Barnes.  For 8 minutes, Billy took the fight to Bad News but after Barnes hit the Black Matter, it all went Marvin’s way.  Billy got tossed over the top rope and he landed hard on the ground and looked hurt.  Marvin brought him back in and beat Billy down for a few minutes before hitting the Bad News.  Marvin makes the cover and gets the easy 3 count.  Marvin Barnes gets the win.  He showboats and is booed by the fans and ends up flipping them off.  (17 min)

Ant Graham is backstage with his Ghouls and says tonight the joke that are posing as the champs hits the punchline and he’s afraid no one is going to like it as the Ghouls will walk out with the titles.  Dr. Red Fang sticks his nose in and screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” 

The next match gets underway when Hangman #3 comes out and heads to the ring.  Next, Sonic Blade comes out and the fans pop for him.  He gets into the ring and is attacked by Hangman #3.  Sonic and Hangman #3 went toe to toe for 11 straight minutes. Once Sonic hit a tilt-a-whirl arm drag and got a near fall, things began going his way.  For the next 8 minutes Sonic shone like a star and dominated.  Once we got into the final minute, things started to get harry.  A reversal from Sonic and then hitting a sunset flip in the last few seconds of the match got him the 1-2-3.  Sonic Blade gets the win with seconds left to spare. (19:58)  The fans pop as he heads to the back exhausted.

While we were waiting for the next match to begin, the Duchess comes out and heads to the ring.  She calls out Southern Belle questioning which one of them is the poser. The Duchess says that Belle was a “Diva” whereas the Duchess is the LADIES CHAMP.  She tells Belle that anytime she wants to get in the ring with her, she will show Belle who the best is.  Now, she’s all worked up and needs a match.  Kimberly Kiccass comes out to oblige.  Duchess tosses Kimberly out of the ring for a 4 count.  Kimberly hits a top rope leg drop to a pop from the crowd.  The Duchess gets up and immediately locks in the ‘All Hail Her Majesty’ and she gets Kimberly to tap out in the middle of the ring.  The Duchess gets the win in dominating fashion.  (3 min)

Backstage, the 6 Man champs the Axe, TNT and Scooter J are arguing.  Axe is questioning SJ’s actions when it comes to Brick and SJ slams his hands down saying that they will never understand.  TNT speaks up and says “What about Wilber and the Hubers?  I don’t understand that?”  Axe then chimes in “Where do I start?  The Band?  Dirk Devon?  Wam Bam Arsonist?  Take your pick.  You are not the only one this has happened to.  Get your head on straight.  We have a match to prepare for.”  Axe and TNT walk off camera as SJ looks on and ponders what was just said.

Next, Ice Dagger and Bishop Ripley make their way down to the ring.  The fans boo them but they don’t care.  Next, the all too familiar music of the theme from Bonanza plays and out comes the Desperados – El Chango and the Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto.  The fans pop and the two men are caught totally unprepared for the reaction.  They make their way to the ring and enter.  The bell rings pretty quick.  The Desperados quickly got into their old rhythm and totally owned this match (177 to 81).  Both Ice Dagger and Bishop Ripley got injured during the match.  All four men were able to hit their finishers during the match but someone always made the save.  In the last few minutes of the match, Ice Dagger hit a vertical suplex on El Chango but El Chango got up and hit a Phoenix splash.  ID made the hot tag to Bishop.   Bishop comes in and hits a german suplex but El Chango gets up to the top turnbuckle and nails a shooting star press.  Leon then rushes in to knock ID from the apron.   El Chango makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3.  The Desperados get the win as Ice Dagger leaves his partner behind (out cold) grumbling all the way to the back.  El Chango and Leon celebrate, shake hands and then leave the ring.  (18 min)

GM Max McGillicutty is still in his office and says that in a week, he will be making an announcement with some ‘hot off the press’ news that will be sure to excite wrestling fans everywhere.

We go back to the ring for our Main Event.  First, manager Ant Graham comes out and brings out Graham’s Ghouls – Dr. Red Fang, Mason the Mangler and Covfefe.  The fans, of course, boo them.  Next, music changes and out comes the 6 Man Tag Team Champs – The Axe, TNT and Scooter J.  They seem to be on a united front and all head down to the ring together.  Graham has the Ghouls attack Scooter J first (most likely trying to get him to lose his cool) but the ref regains control pretty quick.  Scooter J hits a clothesline on Dr. Red Fang but then is jumped by the rest of the Ghouls.  The action falls out of the ring and Scooter J grabs a chair and begins swinging and connecting with it.  The ref immediately disqualifies the champs and awards the match (but not the titles) to Graham’s Ghouls.  (30 seconds)  Axe and TNT are not happy about it.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that this is not how it will go down.  He says the last match is what it was but now the champs have to defend the titles AGAIN against the Ghouls but this time, it will be a No countout/no DQ rules match.  The match went a little longer this time with the Ghouls taking control early on but eventually the champs turned things around.  Graham had his team take out TNT by hitting a double powerbomb through the announce table taking him out.  Next, the hit Scooter J with a spike piledriver on the outside of the ring taking him out.  This left the Axe to fend for himself.   Axe did ok but as he was calling for the Axe, Ant Graham jumped on the apron distracting Axe.  Axe took a swing (and missed) and Dr. Red Fang rushed over and rolled up the Axe hooking the tights (ILLEGAL) and putting his feet on the ropes for leverage (ummm also ILLEGAL) but the ref missed it and began counting 1…Scooter J began to stir and make it to his feet….2…SJ tried to make it into the ring but…3 slaps of the mat brought the match to an end and with that, the end of the former champs title run issuing in NEW 6 Man Tag Team Champions in Graham’s Ghouls.  The Ghouls and Ant stood in the ring with their arms raised as the fans booed and the show came to an end. 


Thanks for reading.  More action continues to head your way.

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