Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Wow, last night’s show was saw off the chart performances by our roster
and some of last night repercussions will surely surface moving forward. Before the show can begin, the Omegatron
lights up and an unannounced, unexpected video stream begins to play. J C Dykes appears. “I want my man to be the greatest champion
this company has ever seen! I don’t care if the rules allow or not, on behalf
of the Unknown Assassin, I challenge TV Chump Fatty Patty SOUL for his belt.
You need a quality TV Champion on TV week in and week out. Unknown Assassin is
your man. Even though he has a money in the bank contract for any title he
could wish for, he wants the TV title and he will even unmask if allowed to
challenge for the overblown champion’s belt and he loses. How About it?” (Just as quick the video stream cuts off).
Pyro
goes off and the show begins with “Ice Dagger Baby” (based off the ripped off
Ice Ice Baby abomination) and Ice Dagger makes his way down to the ring. The fans boo him but he flips them off
nonchalantly. Next, El Chango comes out
and the fans pop for him. He makes his
way down to the ring and stands on the corner turnbuckle with his arm raised
but cautiously looking over his shoulder to make sure ID doesn’t attack him. The match begins. After a few minutes, El Chango threw ID out
of the ring but he was back in at the 7 count and then hit the Ice
Breaker. He then threw El Chango over
the top rope and followed him out. He
trapped El Chango under the ringside barrier that he positioned over El
Chango’s throat causing it to choke him out. ID then rolled back into the ring but El
Chango was slow to get up and not able to make it back in before the 10
count. Ice Dagger gets the win via
countout. He laughs as he makes his way
to the back. (6 ½ min)
Backstage,
TV Champion Phat Sol says that he will accept the challenge from the Unknown
Assassin and his ass-hat of a manager J C Dykes and once he beats UA, he will
challenge him for the US title and may even take his mask.
We
head back to the ring and Bishop Ripley was making his way out. Next, he is followed out by Jerry Saunders who
gets a so-so reaction from the crowd.
Saunders goes right on the offensive and for 11 minutes, he controlled
the match but after Bishop hit the Alien Resurrection, things went his
way. At the 15 minute mark, Saunders
went to the turnbuckle and was trying to do something but Ripley jumped over
and hit a tiger suplex that elicited a pop from the crowd. Bishop made the pin getting the 1-2-3. Bishop Ripley gets the win. He celebrates briefly before leaving. (16 min)
Manager
Ant Graham is backstage with his monster Covfefe. Ant says that Covfefe has been burning
through the competition (has he…has he really?) and is in need of more
competition. Hangman #3 walks over and
says that he can give the monster a run for his money. After a few moments of Ant laughing
hysterically, he finally catches his breath and says “ok. We’ll see you in the ring…sucka”.
We go
back to the ring for 6 man tag team action.
First, Ivan Dragovich, Wendell Hammerschmidt, and Otto Ruthless all make
their way down to the ring. Next,
carnival type music plays and out comes our residential clowns – the Muscles
Trio. They are running around on the
stage wearing their rainbow colored bull horns getting that cheap pop from the
crowd. The make their way down to the
ring and things kick off pretty quick. Once
they go through the triple teaming at the beginning of the match, the Muscles
finally got things kicked into high gear and began to take the fight to their
opponents. About 15 minutes in, Ivan’s
team began to triple team McGuire and then Weasley but they couldn’t score a
pin opportunity. Finally, Weasley is
able to hit a diving cross body on Otto and he went for the cover. Otto got his foot on the rope almost
immediately but Thorpe ran over and knocked it off. The ref counted to 3 and awarded the match to
the Muscles Trio. The trio then ran
around the ring acting all goofy until Ivan and Wendell hit the ring and
started beating them down. Ivan locked
Thorpe in the Accolade Clutch and Wendell and Otto threw McGuire and Weasley
out of the ring. Ivan kept the hold on
up until the point where the referee was going to fine Ivan. Ivan let go and laughed and he and his team
left while McGuire and Weasley limped back into the ring to help Thorpe to the
back. (19 min)
Back
in his office, GM Max McGillicutty says he wants to see more tag team action so
he tells Ghee Buttersnaps and Ovaltine Jackson that tonight, they get to take
on the Smashers. He wishes them best of
luck and says that a win tonight will get them back into contention for a tag
team title match.
We go
back to the ring and Hangman #3 comes out and begins to make his way down but
the music changes and Covfefe rushes out and attacks him before he can get into
the ring. Ant walks down as his own pace
laughing. Covfefe continues to beat
Hangman #3 down and the ref basically calls this a no contest. Ant gets on the mic and questions “Is this
the best that the HCW can give? Is there
no one worth this man’s time?” Music changes
and out comes…well this is a shocker…Pete Punsher. Pete has a mic and says that Graham has
warped Covfefe/Magnum Kone’s mind and turned him into a mindless
automaton. Pete says he’ll withhold his
puns for the time being but right now, it’s about kicking some ass. Covfefe beat down on Pete for the first 5
minutes of the match but then Pete began battling back with a vengeance. Two minutes later, Pete connected with the
Pun-t to the head but Ant panicked and Ant shoved the referee causing the
disqualification. Pete Punsher gets the
win. Pete then grabbed Ant before he
could escape and looked to the fans before popping the manager a good one. He kept looking at the crowd and just as he
wound up to deliver the knock out punch, Covfefe grabbed Ant pulling him from
harm’s way taking him to the back. Pete
gets a small pop from the crowd and leaves shortly thereafter. (7 min)
Back
in Max’s office, he gets a visit from the IT guy @jowsterguy. He asks Max for a match against the evil
vampire Dr. Red Fang. Max is weary but
@jowsterguy guy says he’ll take two months to train and then wants Fang at the
end of the year PPV. Max grants it.
Action
returns to the ring as the Smashers make their way down to booing from the
fans. Next, the team of Ghee Buttersnaps and Ovaltine Jackson make their way
down as the fans pop for them. The
Smashers go on the offensive first but their opponents stayed right with
them. The Smashers were first to do
double teaming but it didn’t yield much of anything. 2 minutes later, Ghee and Ovaltine were on
the offensive. Ovaltine threw Smasher #2
into #1 who was knocked off the apron.
Ovaltine then hit a spinebuster and then Ghee tossed him out of the ring. Smasher #2 was not able to recover fast
enough to beat the 10 count so he got counted out. Ghee and Ovaltine get the win via
countout. (5 min)
We are
back in Max’s office for the third time tonight and after there’s a knock on
his door, the NEW World champion Drew the Canadian Love Machine walks in with
his title over his shoulder. Max shakes
his hand congratulating him on his win.
He doesn’t get too far into the conversation before former champion
Sonic Blade walks in. Sonic says that
Drew got lucky and the only way he can prove he’s the legitimate champion is
for him to give Sonic his rematch and then we’d see who the real champion
is. Max started to protest but Drew said
that it would be the right thing to do but instead of doing it tonight, they
both can travel to Phoenix and on Wednesday, in front of the Phoenix Heat
audience, Drew will defeat Sonic one more time and will show who the man
is. Sonic snorts in derision and smirks
as he walks off.
It’s
time for our Main event: TV title
match: Phat Sol defends the title
against the Unknown Assassin. UA and his
manager J C Dykes comes out first and they are booed. Security comes out to line the ramp and they
head down to the ring amidst the booing (and heckling) from the fans. The music changes and out comes the TV
Champion Phat Sol. The fans pop for him
as he makes his way down to the ring.
Dykes hands over the briefcase with the contract but then is told that
the match is a No DQ match. Dykes
smiles. Dispite UA controlling the match
and the constant interfering from Dykes, Phat surprisingly held his own. Things began going his way after the 10
minute mark but all pin attempts did not materialize into a win. We catch up with the match at the 17 minute
mark.
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The
Unknown Assassin rolled DC
Phat Sol
executes a Vertical Suplex....
The
Unknown Assassin attempts to defend against Vertical Suplex but is
unsuccessful.
Phat
Sol is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
The
Unknown Assassin kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 18th minute of the match: =====
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The
Unknown Assassin rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Knee Lift....
The
Unknown Assassin executes a Pile Driver....
=====
In the 19th minute of the match: =====
Phat Sol
rolled DC
The
Unknown Assassin rolled DC
Both Men
in rolled DC
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The
Unknown Assassin rolled DC
Phat Sol
executes a Choke on Ropes....
The
Unknown Assassin absorbs the punishment.
Phat Sol
attempts to retaliate against Honorable J C Dykes!!!
Phat
fails in his retaliation against Honorable J C Dykes.
=====
In the 20th minute of the match: =====
Phat Sol
rolled OC.
The
Unknown Assassin rolled OC.
Phat Sol
executes a Bodyslam....
The
Unknown Assassin executes an English Forearm Strike (Dykes handed him something
to load into his forearm brace)....
The
Unknown Assassin is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Phat
Sol was pinned by The Unknown Assassin!!!
The
Unknown Assassin wins with an English Forearm Strike over Phat Sol!!!
The
Unknown Assassin has just defeated Phat to become the NEW TV Champion. He is handed the belt and holds that and the
US title high. Phat begins to stir and
UA picks him up and then sets him on the top turnbuckle. He then hits the ropes and connects with a
high knee strike that sends Phat tumbling to the floor. Phat is out cold. UA goes to and drags Phat back into the
ring. Dykes then pulls out some electric
shears and together they shave Phat’s head taking every single hair off his dome. The Unknown Assassin and his manager stand
tall over the prone form of Phat Sol as the fans throw junk at them in the
ring. Dykes stands there laughing as the
show comes to an end.
Stay
tuned as there is more to come.
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