Sunday, October 22, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #615 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to another episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  The weather has definitely gotten cooler as Fall sets in and with that, the rain is here.  Still, it beats 100 degree heat down in Master Bull’s territory.

The show kicks off in GM Max McGillicutty’s office.  Max says that with two draws on the board, we need to have a team to go to the PPV to meet Hoff n Spicy for the World Tag Team Titles.   Max decides that he will pick one team from each brand to meet later today and the winner of that team (they will be given a 60 min time limit just in case) will go on for a shot at the gold.  Representing TT will be Ovaltine Jackson and Ghee Buttersnaps and they will take on (decided by a coin flip)…Elitism.  Reid and Roderick will get one more chance to achieve what’s been eluding them…tag team glory.  We know that this will not sit well with the Steel Curtain but that is GM Master Bull’s problem, not his.   Max says that the tag title match will be up first.

We cut over to the ring and after the pyro had finished, Elitism came out to a pop from the fans.  They headed down to the ring.  Next, Tacoma’s own Ghee Buttersnaps and Ovaltine Jackson come out and get a louder pop (it is their turf) and they head down to the ring.  The match was pretty good albeit it slow in a few spots but about 13 minutes in, Elitism turned up the heat and really took it to their opponents.  After a brief double team, Roderick tagged out to Reid who came in and cleaned house and knocked both Ghee and Ovaltine together.  Ghee fell to the floor injured and Ovaltine looked like he had hurt his leg.  Reid pulled him into the middle of the ring and locked in the Figure Four Reid lock and Ovaltine tapped out.  Reid and Roderick get the win and they officially go on to the PPV to fight for the tag titles.  (19 min)

Backstage, World Champion Sonic Blade is trying to explain to Drew the Canadian Love Machine that it was just happenstance that Drew saw him with the chair.  He said he got it to keep the Hubers from attacking either of them.  Drew accepted the explanation and they shook hands.  The Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra) walked in mocking their “love fest” and challenged the duo to a match tonight.  Sonic and Drew accepted the challenge.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Ms. Lavender Gooms comes out to a decent pop from the crowd.  Next, music hits and out comes the Duchess with court member Lady Hermann.  The Duchess has a mic in hand.  She mocks the fact that the current Ladies Champion Taylor Bella had forgotten to defend her title and once she defeats her competitors at the PPV, she will become the new champion and do the title proud.  Both ladies head down to the ring.  The match was pretty one-sided with the Duchess dominating the match.  About 6 minutes in, she hurled Lavender out of the ring and distracted the ref.  Lady Hermann then picked up Lavender and hit a HUGE running powerslam onto the floor.  She backed off and the ref began to count and eventually reached 10 counting Lavender out.  The Duchess gets the win via countout.  She stands in the ring celebrating as the fans boo but then music hits and Ladies Champion Taylor Bella rushes down to the ring and the two begin fighting.  Lady Hermann joins in the action and the Court beats Taylor down.  Lady Hermann nailed a running powerslam and the Duchess locked in the All Hail Her Majesty and Taylor was tapping out but the Duchess wouldn’t let up. As soon as security hit the ring, she let her go and she and Lady Hermann left laughing.  Taylor was helped to her feet and glared daggers at her PPV opponent.  (6 ½ minutes for the match; 5 extra for the follow on)

Max is still in his office and says that things got a little lax with title defenses so even though some titles will be defended at the PPV, two needed defenses tonight and one at the Phoenix show.  He said that Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto will defend his title against Superquake Ferguson, and the Tag Team Champs Hoff n Spicy will take on the Huber Clan for the titles.  In Phoenix, Ladies Champion Taylor Bella will defend against Madame Jade.  The Hardcore title match is next.

Superquake Ferguson lumbered his way down to the ring.  Dang, this guy is huge. He is surely the Giant in HCW.  Next, Hardcore Champion Leon Teremoto comes out to a decent pop.  Once in the ring, he is asked what type of hardcore rules he wants for this match and he says Boot Camp.  Superquake tossed Leon around for the first few minutes but after miraculously locking in a gorilla hug, things went the way of the champ.  Leon struggled to get Superquake off his feet (the guy is 400 lbs, 7 ft tall) but when he did, he would hit him with the Ground n Pound.  Just as time was running out, Superquake locked in a bearhug but Leon wiggled out and dumped Ferguson out of the ring.  Ferguson stormed around the ring but while out there, the bell rang bringing this one to a draw finish.  Leon retains his title via time limit draw.  (20 min)

Hoff N Spicy are backstage with their manager “Figgy” Newton and the interview was more about why Figgy attacked ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger.  Figgy said that Winger looked at Taylor Bella inappropriately.  When questioned further, he was asked “If she’s the Ladies Champion, can’t she take care of herself?”  Figgy replied “Of course she can but now she knows I will be there to have her back when ANYTHING goes down.” 

We head back to the ring for our next match.  El Chango, who we haven’t seen in a while, returns and the fans pop huge for him.   He goes to shake hands with the fans at ringside but his music is cut off abruptly with “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!” blaring over the loudspeakers.  Dr. Red Fang, accompanied by his manager Ant Graham, make his way down to the ring.  The fans do not care for the vampire wannabe and they show it in both their words and actions.  Fang actually threatened to bite off the finger of a fan who was NOT showing him he was number one in their book.  Ant had to break that up quick to avoid any future law suits.  For the first few minutes, El Chango was in control but once Ant Graham stuck his nose in, it all went Fang’s way.  13 minutes in, El Chango had had enough of Graham’s interference and after dropping Fang with a flying spinning heel kick, he left the ring chasing Graham around the ring.  Graham stayed one step ahead and El Chango finally re-entered the ring but immediately got hit with a Vampire Lunge.  Fang made the cover and with a handful of tights AND his foot on the rope for leverage, he got the 1-2-3.  Dr. Red Fang gets the win and laughs maniacally before leaving with his manager.  (14 min)

Max is still in his office and just hung up the phone.  Max tells us that one match will be added to the PPV but it will air online as part of a “preshow”.  That match will be TNT taking on King Wilber one on one.

As we head back to the ring for our next match, Ferb and Butch Huber come out and make their way down to the ring.  Next, Figgy Newton comes out and introduces the World Tag Team Champions Hoff N Spicy (Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice).  The crowd pops HUGE for them as they make their way down to the ring.  Before the match could begin though, there was a commotion coming from the crowd.  HOLY COW!  It’s Phoenix’s own ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger and he’s rushing towards the ring AND towards Figgy Newton.  Figgy hightails it with Winger in tow.  I guess the champs are on their own for this match.  For 10 minutes, the challengers remained in control but that is when Figgy returned to the ring and as soon as he provided guidance to his team, they took over control of the match and started to decimate their opponents.  Figgy instructed them to not do anything crazy so they kept their moves to the ground.  Before we knew it, the bell rang bringing this one to a 30 minute draw.  Hoff n Spicy retain their titles.  Top Gun then rushed out from the back and began chasing Figgy through the crowd.

Max is still in his office and this time is on the phone.  Top Gun Justin Winger walks in and demands a match with Figgy.  Max tells him that this should be directed to Phoenix’ GM Master Bull.  Winger says he did and his request fell on deaf ears (did he now…did he really?)  Max reminds Winger that Figgy is a manager and not a wrestler.  Winger says he’ll get Newton in a ring some way…some how… and he storms out.

It’s time for our main event.  First, the Ryzing Storm comes out (Travis and Terra Ryzing) and they are booed.  Next, Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes out and gets what seems to be the loudest pop of the night.  He is joined by World Champion Sonic Blade on the stage and together they walk to the ring.  No time is wasted as the Ryzing Storm attacks Drew and Sonic but order is quickly restored by the ref.  The Ryzing Storm was on their A game as they totally controlled the match for the first 20 minutes of the match.  After Drew and Sonic got some double teaming in, they started to battle back and within 6 minutes, they were destroying their opponents.  One minute later and Sonic trapped Terra in a reverse cradle and the ref counted 1…2…3.  Drew and Sonic get the win.  They both climb the turnbuckles to pops from the fans but the Ryzing Storm wasn’t done with them.  They began beating Sonic down and then Drew came over to break it up.  Both men had the Storm in opposite corners.  Drew went to whip Terra into Travis across the ring but Terra reversed it and Drew ended up crashing into (Travis pulled him in front of him as a shield) Sonic knocking him from the ring.  Drew ended up disposing of the Ryzing Storm but Sonic got in the ring and the two began having words.  Words turned to shoving and a brawl almost broke out between the two as the show came to an end.  Those two will need to finish this at the PPV.


Phoenix Heat’s episode will be up next and then one week from today, our PPV Halloween Scream will be live from Tacoma (there are a few tickets left) but you can get order it on PPV.  Be sure to contact your cable provider for details.  Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned.  We’re not done yet.

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