Hello
fans and welcome back to another installment of our wrestling newsletter. Tonight, HCW’s two brands Tacoma Thunder and
Phoenix Heat are proud to bring you our PPV Halloween Scream live from Tacoma,
WA. The live show is sold out and those
streaming it online are ordering it in record numbers. As mentioned in our last two episodes, we
will have two preshow matches with King Wilber taking on his estranged sibling
TNT (formerly Turnip Townsend) and the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel)
taking on Outback Oscar and the Crocodile Hunter. Even though all competitors are top notch,
there was only so much room on the main card.
Preshow
Match #1: The Steel Curtain vs the
Crocodile Hunter and Outback Oscar.
Since this was preshow, neither team got anything in the way of fanfare. In fact, the arena was only about 60% full by
the time this match began. The Steel
Curtain were not happy being relegated to opening act and they took out their
frustrations on their opponents. After
what seemed like an eternity (SC purposely dragged the match out), the
Ambassador got involved and tripped Croc at the ropes. Starbuck made the cover and with a handful of
tights AND his feet on the ropes, he scored the 1-2-3. The Steel Curtain get the win. After the match, they threw Croc and Oscar
out of the ring and the fans booed them as the Ambassador stood tall by his
team. (25 min; 195 to 111)
Preshow
Match #2: King Wilber vs TNT. Again, no fanfare which seemed to irritate
Wilber more than it did TNT. TNT
immediately challenged his older sibling to a specialty match and Wilber accepted. TNT said it would be a “brass knuckles”
match. A few times during the match, TNT
got in some really good hits with the brass knucks but Wilber refused to stay
down. The action spilled to the outside
of the ring where Wilber kissed the steel steps but that still wasn’t enough to
put him out. After reversing the Go To
Sleep, TNT hit a brass knuckle thrust to the chest and Wilber went down to one
knee. He picked him up and nailed a
standing suplex. He stood over Wilber until
the Hubers ran down and beat down their cousin.
They helped Wilber up who got them out of the ring and then hit TNT with
a lifting sideslam. Wilber made the
laxidazy cover and got the 1-2-3. King
Wilber gets the win and picks up TNT to inflict more damage but TNT’s tag partners
the Axe and Scooter J ran down to save him.
Scooter J and the Axe helped TNT to the back. (20 min; TNT – 130, KW- 100)
After
the commotion had ended, pyro goes off and our PPV is officially underway. The arena is practically busting at the seams
and they pop as the camera pans the audience.
They get even louder when GM’s Max McGillicutty and Master Bull come out
to thank the fans for attending and promise a show that will be one for the
ages. Bull says that tonight brings an
end to some feuds and others very well could continue. Max wraps things up as pyro goes off once
again and our show is officially underway.
Match
#1: The Super Duper Shock Master makes
his way out first and he is, of course, booed.
He acts like he’s going to slug a few of the fans but he just keeps
walking. He gets in the ring and takes a
mic. In his modified voice, he addresses
his opponent. “Tonight, you will face
your greatest fears and tonight, those fears will consume you. Once you have lost and are out of HCW, the
Super Duper Shock Master will reign supreme and there won’t be anything you can
do about it.” Music changes and out
comes Texas Wildfire. The fans pop is
almost deafening. He slaps the hands of
all the fans as he makes his way to the ring (it took an extra minute because
he literally slapped every fans’ hand at ringside). He got in the ring and immediately got into
the face of SDSM. SDSM surprisingly
backed off. The ref reminded us that on
the line will be Wildfire’s career vs SDSM’s mask. Also in the spirit of our Halloween themed
PPV, this match will carry a special stipulation – it will carry Lights Out
rules. The two immediately started to
slug it out with TW falling after a low blow with a Singapore cane shot. He
would eventually battle back breaking the same cane over SDSM’s helmet. He followed it up with a DDT that didn’t do
much damage. TW then grabbed a chair and
hit the leaping DDT onto the chair and then hooks the leg for the 1…2…3! Texas Wildfire gets the win and immediately
pulls the helmet off revealing a normal looking guy. TW seems a bit perplexed. He drops the helmet in confusion and leaves
the ring. He makes it up the ramp and
turns to the fans who pop for him again.
Just as he turns around, he is attacked by the returning Super
Shockmaster. SS beats TW down and then
hits TW with a couple of power headbutts busting TW up. SS stands over TW and laughs that mechanical
laugh before walking off.
Manager
J C Dykes is backstage with the US Champion the Unknown Assassin. Dykes tells the wrestling world that his man
will breeze through tonight’s match dulling the Axe and setting his sights on
the next title he wants. Dykes threatens
that if UA gets his way, then the world will get to experience the AWESOMENESS
that is the Unknown Assassin.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
From the ceiling, the Hell in the Cell structure is lowered (but still
high enough for the competitors to enter the ring) and we’re ready for our next
match. First, music hits and out comes
Brick. The reaction he gets isn’t as bad
as it’s been and a good portion of the fans actually like him. Brick enters the hellacious structure. Next, Scooter J comes out and he makes a
beeline for the ring. Scooter J slides
under the cage just as it touches down and he and Brick start beating the tar
out of each other. Brick hits a
spinebuster but SJ slams Brick’s head into the steps. Scooter J lays in with 10 punches and then
goes for a quick pin but only gets a 2 count.
Scooter J eye rakes Brick and then goes to execute a Hell move but Brick
reverses it trying for a spinebuster but SJ reverses it again hitting a
bodyslam. He goes for the cover again
but again, only a 2 count. Brick hits a
low blow and a piledriver. He goes for
the pin but SJ kicks out at 2. SJ gets
tossed over the top rope but he hung on.
Brick hits the ropes and connects with a Fly through the ropes and into
the cage spear type of move. SJ
crumples. Brick throws the limp form of
SJ back into the ring and rolls him up and got the 1-2-3. Brick gets the win and the fans actually pop
for him. Brick leaves the ring and
Scooter J had to be helped to the back.
(6 min)
Dr Red
Fang is backstage and he seems to be looking for the IT guy @jowsterguy. He doesn’t see him but turns to the camera
and starts to comment.
“Thankfully we don't have to rely on
@jowsterguy to provide the entertainment around here.”
(In a mocking voice) “@jowsterguy: work
faster! Programming isn't that hard.”
And
Finally…
“What kind of pencil neck geek would
ask a question like that? @jowersterguy of course.”
Out of
nowhere, our IT guy rushes in attacking Fang but Fang throws him against the
wall and then hits him with a Vampire Lunge.
He then hits a Transylvania piledriver and went to inflict more damage
but security rushed in and prevents further damage. Fang is escorted away screaming “VAMPIRE
LUNGES FOR EVERYONE!”
It’s
time for our next match. First, one
third of the 6 man champs The Axe comes out to a pop from the crowd. He makes his way down but as soon as he gets
in the ring, his music is cut off. Next, manager J C Dykes comes out and
introduces the US Champion the Unknown Assassin. The fans boo and Dykes stands
there impatiently tapping his foot and he yells “anytime now” and finally
security comes out and lines the walkway down to the ring. Dykes and the champ make their way down to
the ring as security holds the irate fans back.
Early on, the Axe locked in a bearhug but Dykes came to his rescue. Dykes would stick his nose into the match to
give the champ an advantage but Axe would just battle back. Towards the end of the match, Axe hits UA
with a backbreaker but Dykes rushes in and throws a fireball into the Axe’s
face blinding him but it resulted in a disqualification. The Axe wins the match but unfortunately not
the title. UA and Dykes leave the ring
with the title. The Axe leaves shortly
thereafter. (17 min)
Manager
the Ambassador is backstage and he tells the world that he has taken on a new
team to manage and introduces Elitism.
He says Reid and Rothchild will be the next champs and the team of the
future.
We go
back to the ring for the next match. The
Ambassador comes out and leads Elitism – Reid and Roderick Rothchild down to
the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
We’re not sure why Reid and Roderick aligned themselves with him but
maybe we’ll find out soon. Next, Figgy
Newton comes out and introduces the World Tag Team Champions Hoff n Spicy –
Davis Hoffmeister & DJ CJ Spice. The
champs control the match and just as Reid and Roderick started to make a
comeback, the Steel Curtain – Buzz and Starbuck Steel – make their way out and
confront the Ambassador. They totally
ignore the match taking place and just start questioning what the hell their
manager is up to. DJ took advantage of
the distraction and hit Reid with a bulldog.
DJ made the cover and got the 1-2-3.
Hoff n Spicy retain the titles.
They, along with their manager Figgy Newton, then left to a pop from the
crowd. The Steel Curtain, the Ambassador
and Elitism were all in the ring yelling at each other and the Steel Curtain
stormed off. Elitism and the Ambassador
then followed. (12 min)
Figgy
Newton makes his way back into the interview area and he says that Hoff N Spicy
retained and coming up next, Taylor Bella will retain…hands down. He claps his hands and rubs them together and
head off camera.
It’s
time for our Fatal Four for the Ladies title.
First, Madame Jade makes her way out to a pop from the crowd. Next, the Duchess makes her way out and she
is booed. Third, Starr Vixen makes her
way out to a pop. Finally, Figgy Newton
comes out and introduces the Ladies Champion Taylor Bella. Taylor comes out and she is booed but she
doesn’t care. She and Figgy make their
way to the ring. Throughout the entire
match, Starr Vixen was the shinning…err… star during the entire match. She took the fight to everyone in the ring
and on numerous occasions, came close to getting the 3 count but every
competitor in this match would not let the others get the win. The match closed in on the 30 minute mark,
all four women got into the ring and just began slugging it out. The Duchess hits a Lou Thesz Press on the
Star while Madame Jade hits the champ with the Jade Breaker and locked it in
but before Taylor could tap out, the bell rang bringing this one to a time
limit draw. Figgy immediately pulled
Taylor out of the ring and handed her the title and helped her to the
back. Starr left disappointed leaving
the Duchess and Madame Jade alone in the ring.
The Duchess began poking Jade with her finger calling her a glory hound
and that the Duchess should be the face of HCW in Tacoma and Jade ruined
that. The Duchess then slapped Jade
across the face but Jade locked in the Jade Breaker and trapped her right in
the middle of the ring. The Duchess was
slapping the mat signaling she was tapping out but it didn’t matter as the
match was over. Madame Jade finally let
go and left to a pop from the fans. The
Duchess, embarrassed, was able to leave under her own power. (30 min for the match; 5 for the additional
segment)
There
seems to be a few things going on backstage.
First, Figgy Newton was running around gloating about his teams
retaining their belts but then ‘Top Gun’ Justin Winger showed up and Figgy bolted
out of the building.
Next,
Drew the Canadian Love Machine was backstage cutting a promo. “What does being the World Champion mean to
me? It means being the best in the
World; it means being the face of the organization; it means everyone is
gunning for you. Sonic, tonight the best
man is going to walk out of that ring and will walk out with the
championship. I’ve waited long enough and
tonight, I will wear gold once again.
Then, you’ll see why you don’t mess with this dog.”
Elsewhere
backstage, World Champion Sonic Blade is cutting his own promo. “Are you ready to see Sonnnnnnnnic
Blaaaaaaade? You are going to be
Thunderstruck; tasting the mat. Drew, I know you’re going to enjoy your time
there. Be prepared to feel the disappointment
that accompanies losing.”
It’s
time for our Main Event. First, Drew the
Canadian Love Machine comes out and the fans’ pop is the loudest it’s been all
night. He slaps the hands of the fans as
he makes his way to the ring and proceeds to climb each corners’ turnbuckles to
louder and louder pops (not sure how that is possible but it kept
happening). He removes his jacket as the
music changes and out comes the World Champion Sonic Blade. Sonic wastes no time and heads to the ring
sliding under the bottom rope. He
removes the title and holds it high showing it off to the fans on each side of
the ring. Once done, he hands the title
to the ref and meets Drew in the center of the ring. Some jawjacking occurs but just before the
bell rings, GM Max McGillicutty comes out and announces that, as the crown
jewel of the night, this match will have a special stipulation and that will be…our
second HELL IN A CELL match and the cage lowers from the ceiling and then
encompasses the ring. The bell then
rings starting this one off.
Referee
is 'Honest' Abe
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Sonic
Blade executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against POWER CLOTHESLINE but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Sonic
Blade executes an ATOMIC DROP....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against ATOMIC DROP but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a REVERSE CRADLE....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is enraged and ready to use the cage as a weapon!
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a JUMP OFF OF RING STEPS ONTO OPPONENT AND
INTO CAGE....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes THE LOVER BOMB....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 7th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a JUMP OFF OF RING STEPS ONTO OPPONENT AND
INTO CAGE....
=====
In the 8th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....
Sonic
Blade neutralizes LA CASITA.
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a THROW OUT OF RING....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Sonic
Blade is enraged and ready to use the cage as a weapon!
Sonic
Blade executes a RAM HEAD INTO RINGSIDE STAIRS (Drew is busted open)....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a CORKSCREW PESCADO....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....
Sonic
Blade attempts to defend against LA CASITA but is unsuccessful.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Sonic
Blade kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a POWER CLOTHESLINE....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Sonic
Blade executes a SUNSET FLIP....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against SUNSET FLIP but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 15th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled DC
Sonic
Blade executes a BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU THESZ)....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine attempts to defend against BRAZILIAN PRESS (LOU
THESZ) but is unsuccessful.
=====
In the 16th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Sonic
Blade executes a REVERSE CRADLE....
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS....
Sonic
Blade is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 17th minute of the match: =====
Sonic
Blade rolled DC
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine rolled OC.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine executes a LA CASITA....
Sonic
Blade absorbs the punishment.
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Sonic
Blade was pinned by Drew the Canadian Love Machine!!!
Drew
the Canadian Love Machine wins with a LA CASITA over Sonic Blade!!!
Drew the
Canadian Love Machine gets the win and is the NEW WORLD CHAMPION! As the cage is raised, Sonic leaves and Drew
remains in the ring as streamers and balloons fall from the ceiling. The celebration is still going on as the show
comes to an end.
Thanks for reading. Stay tuned as there is sure to be fallout
from tonight’s show.
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