Sunday, October 8, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #611 – Tacoma Thunder


Hello fans and welcome back to our next episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder.  Pyro goes off and GM Max McGillicutty heads to the ring where a table and chairs have been set up.  Max gets on the mic thanking the fans for attending and then says that they are kicking off today’s show with a contract signing.  Max then introduces the challenger for the World title shot at the PPV – Drew the Canadian Love Machine.  Drew comes out to such a huge pop from the crowd it’s unbelievable.  Next, Max calls out the World Champion Sonic Blade.  Sonic comes out to a pop also – just not as deafening as Drew’s was.  Max has both men sit down and tells us that this will be the contract signing for the match at the PPV.  Drew signs it first and then Sonic.  Both men stand up and shake hands but the moment is upended when ‘Mountain Man’ Junior Huber comes out.  Junior says that Sonic has to make it past him if he even wants to make it to the PPV.  Sonic comments and says that if Junior is ready right now, he’s ready to kick off the show with a World title match!  The fans pop.  Junior, feeling put on the spot, tries to back out but ends up heading to the ring taking his time.  This allowed Drew to go sit at ringside, Max to leave and the crew to clean up the ring.  By the time Junior made it down, the ring was cleared and the match was ready to go.

Match #1:  World Title match between Sonic Blade and Junior Huber.  Huber starts off by hitting a delayed vertical suplex and then he started to showboat.  Sonic was quick to recover and hit Junior with a dropkick that sent him flying out of the ring.  Junior landed on his feet but immediately grabbed a chair and went after Sonic.  The ref demanded he drop it but refused so he was disqualified.  Sonic wins the match in 60 seconds via DQ.  Just then, Ferb Huber, another member of the clan, ran down and attacked Sonic.  The beatdown didn’t last long as Drew left commentary and helped Sonic clear the ring of the Hubers.  Max appeared back on stage and said that in tonight’s main event, Sonic and Drew will take on Junior and Ferb in a tag team match.  The Huber’s left and Drew and Sonic also departed moments later as the fans popped for them.

As we are waiting on our next matches’ opponents, Dr. Red Fang makes his way to commentary.  I guess he’s going to be behind the mic yet again. 

Match #2:  Newcomer Brick makes his way down to the ring.  Prior to this evening’s event, Max made sure that Scooter J had the night off.  Max wants to see if this guy has it or not without Scooter J potentially throwing a wrench into the plan.  Next, Pete Punsher makes his way out.  He has a mic.  “You know, when I cracked puns, you all hated it.  Now, I gave it up and you all still won’t cheer for me.  Since you won’t back me and since I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think anymore…guess what…They’re back.  How do you make antifreeze?  You steal her blanket! Ha Ha.  Here’s another…what does a house wear?  A Dress.  HA HA.  Here’s a doozy…What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home?  Where on Earth have you been?  HAHAHAHHA.  Man, I crack myself up.”  Pete heads to the ring and is greeted by the all-too-familiar sound of booing from the fans.  For about 15 minutes, Pete and Brick went toe to toe without either man getting a leg up on the other.  The camera panned to commentary as something was going on.  Someone in the trailer pipes in something through the headphones.

Fang:  “You dare disturb Dr. Red Fang?!?! I should clothesline you out of your shoes! @jowsterguy better get over there and help you!”

Back to the match, Brick hit a HUGE spinebuster on Pete that shook the ring.  Now, the fans started to pay closer attention.   Brick then nailed the Alabama Slamma and went for the pin but Pete kicked out at 1.  Fang then started to get loud again.

Fang:  “HCW is just a side gig for me. No one there is worthy of being in the ring with me.”

Brick then came back with a missile dropkick and Pete went for a PUN-t to the head but Brick nullified it.  Fang got loud again.

Fang (having issues with his headphones):  “@jowsterguy: work faster! IT isn't that hard.”

With that, Dr. Red Fang got up and stormed off to the back again. 

As the clock was nearing the conclusion of the match, Pete went for the Freezer Burn but Brick nullified it in the last few minutes.  The bell rang and both men slumped into opposite corners from exhaustion.  The crowd then popped as Scooter J came in through the crowd and went after Brick who, after the adrenaline kicked in, took off like a rocket with Scooter J following wielding a steel chair.  (20 min draw)

This time the camera follows Dr. Red Fang and he goes to the trailer where @jowsterguy is at and he attacks the poor technician with brutal ferocity.  After the brutal attack, Fang stands over the technician screaming “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY…especially that fool @jowsterguy.”  Fang snarls as security rushes in to protect the tech from further harm.

Backstage, Drew the Canadian Love Machine and Sonic Blade are getting ready for their match.  Sonic thanks Drew for stepping in to assist and Drew says he’s got the champs’ back however this doesn’t make them buddies or friends.  There is still business to conduct between the two and he wants the World title back.  Sonic says that once they dispose of the Hubers, things will go back to normal between the two of them.

Muscles Weasley comes out for his match going the singles route tonight.  His opponent comes out to his awful music “Ice Dagger Baby” and he saunters down to the ring amidst the booing from the fans.  He doesn’t seem to care.  Dagger had a slight advantage after going right on the offensive but Weasley stayed right there with him.  A few minutes in, Dagger hit some diving elbow drops.  Weasley came back hit a diving double foot stomp.  ID recovered pretty quick and locked in the Yukon Cloverleaf.  ID cinched in the move as Weasley screamed in pain.  ID then grabbed the rope for extra leverage and that is all that was needed for Weasley to tap out.  Ice Dagger gets the win via submission in only 4 minutes.

GM Max McGillicutty is back in his office and says that even though Scooter J had the night off, he just couldn’t stay away.  Max says that he doesn’t think the match between Brick and Pete got enough airtime so for next week, he’s going to put them in a match again but this time give them a 30 minute time limit.  He is then interrupted by Scooter J who says that he wants Brick in a match.  Max tells him that if he can go one show without attacking Brick (yeah, he knows Brick started it), then he’ll give him a match – any kind he wants.  Scooter J’s eyes light up.  “Any match?”  Max says yes.  “Done” Scooter J responds. Max asks him what kind of match he wants.  “Hell in a Cell” Scooter J says and smiles as he leaves Max’s office.

It’s time for our Main Event.  First, Mountain Man Junior Huber and his brother Ferb make their way out to the ring and the fans voice their displeasure.  Next, Drew the Canadian Love Machine and World Champion Sonic Blade come out at the same time and the place goes bananas.  Drew and Sonic enter the ring and the Hubers immediately attack them however Drew and Sonic took the match to the Huber Clan.  Drew and Sonic performed like a well-oiled machine.  Drew and Sonic kept Junior in the ring solo without allowing Ferb to get in.  After practically nullifying anything that he tried to do, Junior decided he’d had enough and walked out of the match getting himself counted out.  The match ends pretty quickly in 4 minutes via count out.  Ferb, however, was not done and he went to attack Sonic with a chair but the champ quickly disposed of Ferb chasing him off with a chair.  Drew turns around to see Sonic wielding a chair and he immediately hits the mat thinking Sonic was going to hit him.  Drew rolls out of the ring yelling “What in the hell are you doing?”  Sonic tried to explain it was to ward off Ferb but Drew ended up backing away and up the ramp as Sonic stood alone.

That’s all for today’s show.  Be sure to tune back in mid-week for the next episode of Phoenix Heat.


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