Hello
fans and welcome back to our next episode of HCW’s Tacoma Thunder. Pyro goes off and GM Max McGillicutty heads
to the ring where a table and chairs have been set up. Max gets on the mic thanking the fans for
attending and then says that they are kicking off today’s show with a contract
signing. Max then introduces the
challenger for the World title shot at the PPV – Drew the Canadian Love
Machine. Drew comes out to such a huge
pop from the crowd it’s unbelievable.
Next, Max calls out the World Champion Sonic Blade. Sonic comes out to a pop also – just not as
deafening as Drew’s was. Max has both
men sit down and tells us that this will be the contract signing for the match
at the PPV. Drew signs it first and then
Sonic. Both men stand up and shake hands
but the moment is upended when ‘Mountain Man’ Junior Huber comes out. Junior says that Sonic has to make it past
him if he even wants to make it to the PPV.
Sonic comments and says that if Junior is ready right now, he’s ready to
kick off the show with a World title match!
The fans pop. Junior, feeling put
on the spot, tries to back out but ends up heading to the ring taking his time. This allowed Drew to go sit at ringside, Max
to leave and the crew to clean up the ring.
By the time Junior made it down, the ring was cleared and the match was
ready to go.
Match
#1: World Title match between Sonic
Blade and Junior Huber. Huber starts off
by hitting a delayed vertical suplex and then he started to showboat. Sonic was quick to recover and hit Junior
with a dropkick that sent him flying out of the ring. Junior landed on his feet but immediately
grabbed a chair and went after Sonic.
The ref demanded he drop it but refused so he was disqualified. Sonic wins the match in 60 seconds via
DQ. Just then, Ferb Huber, another
member of the clan, ran down and attacked Sonic. The beatdown didn’t last long as Drew left
commentary and helped Sonic clear the ring of the Hubers. Max appeared back on stage and said that in
tonight’s main event, Sonic and Drew will take on Junior and Ferb in a tag team
match. The Huber’s left and Drew and
Sonic also departed moments later as the fans popped for them.
As we
are waiting on our next matches’ opponents, Dr. Red Fang makes his way to
commentary. I guess he’s going to be
behind the mic yet again.
Match
#2: Newcomer Brick makes his way down to
the ring. Prior to this evening’s event,
Max made sure that Scooter J had the night off.
Max wants to see if this guy has it or not without Scooter J potentially
throwing a wrench into the plan. Next,
Pete Punsher makes his way out. He has a
mic. “You know, when I cracked puns, you
all hated it. Now, I gave it up and you
all still won’t cheer for me. Since you
won’t back me and since I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think anymore…guess
what…They’re back. How do you make
antifreeze? You steal her blanket! Ha
Ha. Here’s another…what does a house
wear? A Dress. HA HA.
Here’s a doozy…What did ET’s mother say to him when he got home? Where on Earth have you been? HAHAHAHHA.
Man, I crack myself up.” Pete
heads to the ring and is greeted by the all-too-familiar sound of booing from
the fans. For about 15 minutes, Pete and
Brick went toe to toe without either man getting a leg up on the other. The camera panned to commentary as something
was going on. Someone in the trailer
pipes in something through the headphones.
Fang: “You dare disturb Dr. Red Fang?!?! I should
clothesline you out of your shoes! @jowsterguy better get over there and help
you!”
Back
to the match, Brick hit a HUGE spinebuster on Pete that shook the ring. Now, the fans started to pay closer
attention. Brick then nailed the
Alabama Slamma and went for the pin but Pete kicked out at 1. Fang then started to get loud again.
Fang: “HCW is just a side gig for me. No one there
is worthy of being in the ring with me.”
Brick
then came back with a missile dropkick and Pete went for a PUN-t to the head
but Brick nullified it. Fang got loud
again.
Fang
(having issues with his headphones): “@jowsterguy:
work faster! IT isn't that hard.”
With
that, Dr. Red Fang got up and stormed off to the back again.
As the
clock was nearing the conclusion of the match, Pete went for the Freezer Burn
but Brick nullified it in the last few minutes.
The bell rang and both men slumped into opposite corners from
exhaustion. The crowd then popped as
Scooter J came in through the crowd and went after Brick who, after the
adrenaline kicked in, took off like a rocket with Scooter J following wielding
a steel chair. (20 min draw)
This
time the camera follows Dr. Red Fang and he goes to the trailer where
@jowsterguy is at and he attacks the poor technician with brutal ferocity. After the brutal attack, Fang stands over the
technician screaming “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYBODY…especially that fool
@jowsterguy.” Fang snarls as security
rushes in to protect the tech from further harm.
Backstage,
Drew the Canadian Love Machine and Sonic Blade are getting ready for their match. Sonic thanks Drew for stepping in to assist
and Drew says he’s got the champs’ back however this doesn’t make them buddies
or friends. There is still business to
conduct between the two and he wants the World title back. Sonic says that once they dispose of the
Hubers, things will go back to normal between the two of them.
Muscles
Weasley comes out for his match going the singles route tonight. His opponent comes out to his awful music “Ice
Dagger Baby” and he saunters down to the ring amidst the booing from the
fans. He doesn’t seem to care. Dagger had a slight advantage after going
right on the offensive but Weasley stayed right there with him. A few minutes in, Dagger hit some diving
elbow drops. Weasley came back hit a
diving double foot stomp. ID recovered
pretty quick and locked in the Yukon Cloverleaf. ID cinched in the move as Weasley screamed in
pain. ID then grabbed the rope for extra
leverage and that is all that was needed for Weasley to tap out. Ice Dagger gets the win via submission in
only 4 minutes.
GM Max
McGillicutty is back in his office and says that even though Scooter J had the
night off, he just couldn’t stay away. Max
says that he doesn’t think the match between Brick and Pete got enough airtime
so for next week, he’s going to put them in a match again but this time give
them a 30 minute time limit. He is then
interrupted by Scooter J who says that he wants Brick in a match. Max tells him that if he can go one show
without attacking Brick (yeah, he knows Brick started it), then he’ll give him
a match – any kind he wants. Scooter J’s
eyes light up. “Any match?” Max says yes.
“Done” Scooter J responds. Max asks him what kind of match he
wants. “Hell in a Cell” Scooter J says
and smiles as he leaves Max’s office.
It’s
time for our Main Event. First, Mountain
Man Junior Huber and his brother Ferb make their way out to the ring and the fans
voice their displeasure. Next, Drew the Canadian
Love Machine and World Champion Sonic Blade come out at the same time and the place
goes bananas. Drew and Sonic enter the
ring and the Hubers immediately attack them however Drew and Sonic took the
match to the Huber Clan. Drew and Sonic
performed like a well-oiled machine. Drew
and Sonic kept Junior in the ring solo without allowing Ferb to get in. After practically nullifying anything that he
tried to do, Junior decided he’d had enough and walked out of the match getting
himself counted out. The match ends
pretty quickly in 4 minutes via count out.
Ferb, however, was not done and he went to attack Sonic with a chair but
the champ quickly disposed of Ferb chasing him off with a chair. Drew turns around to see Sonic wielding a
chair and he immediately hits the mat thinking Sonic was going to hit him. Drew rolls out of the ring yelling “What in
the hell are you doing?” Sonic tried to
explain it was to ward off Ferb but Drew ended up backing away and up the ramp
as Sonic stood alone.
That’s
all for today’s show. Be sure to tune
back in mid-week for the next episode of Phoenix Heat.
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