Hello
fans and welcome back to our latest episode of HCW’s Phoenix Heat. GM Master Bull makes his way out to a pop
from the crowd. He announces that
tonight’s card will be stacked with a main event headlined by the 6 Man Tag
Team Champions – Axe, TNT and Scooter J taking on Brick, King Wilber and the
Unknown Assassin. We’ll also see TV
champion Phat Sol take on the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo in a non-title match. Finally, we’ll put to rest who gets a shot at
Hoff n Spicy’s tag team titles when the Steel Curtain takes on Elitism in a
specialty match to be determined. With
such an explosive card, we need to get this show underway.
The
first match of the night is more 6 man tag team action. The 5th Column (Baron von Blood,
Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun) make their way out first and are booed pretty
bad. Next, the Snake Pit (Niven, Tobias
and Leiton Snake) make their way out and get an ok reaction as they’re not
exactly fan favorites either. The
matchup was practically even with both teams matching each other move for
move. After being hit with a low blow,
Tobias bailed out of the ring to catch his breath while his brothers bought him
some recovery time. Tobias then looked under the ring, crawled under for just a
moment and then came back out. For a moment,
it didn’t seem like either team was going to get an advantage over the
other. Oswald got tagged in and so did
Tobias. Oswald went to hit another low
blow on Tobias but it seemingly did little damage. Tobias then hit the Dirty Deeds on Oswald in
explosive fashion. Leiton and Niven took
out the rest of the Column and Tobias made the cover and hooked the leg getting
the 1-2-3. The Snake Pit get the win in
6 minutes. After the match, Tobias
removed a cup that helped minimize any future injuries and the fans popped for
it. The things fans pop for nowadays…
Backstage,
Texas Wildfire addresses why he showed up on the Tacoma show. He says that the Super Duper Shock Master
keeps hiding from him. Well, this time,
he showed up on his doorstep and took the fight to him. TW spoke with both Master Bull and GM Max
McGillicutty asking for a specialty match at the PPV where he’d take a 6 month
leave of absence without pay in exchange for getting the helmet of SDSM on a
silver platter. Bull and Max liked the idea
and made their match a career vs helmet match.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Jesse California comes out first and is booed. Next, the Crocodile Hunter comes out and he
gets what seems like the loudest pop of the night. Jesse doesn’t like that and attacks
Croc. For the first 11 minutes, Croc
destroyed Jesse and it looked like it was the end for the West Coast
Hearthrob. Jesse managed to
“accidentally” hit the top rope when Croc was up on the top turnbuckle causing
him to fall and straddle the top rope.
Jesse then began a comeback that was halted 7 minutes later with Croc
hitting an amazing flying dropkick.
Jesse hit a DDT but Croc managed to throw him out of the ring. Jesse made it back in only to get
bodyslammed. Croc went for the pin but
Jesse got his foot on the bottom rope after 1 and then the bell rang bringing
this one to a time limit draw. (20 min
draw)
Backstge,
the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) say that it doesn’t matter the type
of match or the time limit as they will make quick work of Elitism and then get
their rematch against the champs. After
this match, Elitism will become an afterthought.
Our
next match is ready to begin. First,
manager MJ comes out and points up as “Gumbo 7:30 means its suppa time, bitch”
plays through the speakers and joining him is ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo. Gumbo and MJ make their way to the ring. Gumbo is questioning MJ why this match isn’t
for the title. Their interlude is
interrupted by the TV champion Phat Sol who comes out to a pop from the crowd
and makes his way down to the ring.
Early on, Phat hits the Phat’s Enough but only gets a one count. A few moments later, Gumbo locks in the New
Orleans crab but Phat makes it to the ropes to break the hold. MJ got involved early tripping Phat at the
ropes. MJ, a few minutes later, choked
Phat in the corner and that gave Rad a pin attempt but Phat kicked out. A few minutes after that, MJ eye gouged Phat
with peanut shells. Rad followed it up
with the Bourbon Street Blues but Phat got his foot on the rope. Phat got an offensive run going and MJ tried
to eye gouge him again but Phat knocked him from the ring apron and then
dropped Rad with the Phat Phat (Brainbuster).
16 minutes in MJ yanked the hair (what little Phat had) and he about
lost it. He went after the manager and
once he caught him, dropped him with a sucker punch that sent the wiry manager
into the second row. Once back in, Gumbo
hits him with the Gator roll and got a 2 count.
Just as time was running out, Phat hit a knee lift and Rad locked in a
French Quarter Nelson (rest hold) and time ran out. This one ends in a draw. Rad goes to collect his manager and they
leave. An exhausted Phat Sol celebrates
with the fans and then leaves.
Backstage,
Elitism (Reid and Roderick Rothchild) respond to the promo that the Steel
Curtain cut and they say that they will not go quietly into the night; they
will persevere. Win, lose or draw, this
will NOT be the last time they tangle with the Steel Curtain.
Our
next match begins with Ravishing Raquel making her way out. She is then followed out by her opponent
Starr Vixen. Both actually shake hands
before the match. Starr barely had the
upper hand until Southern Belle made her way out. She was mad she wasn’t in this match and she
was vocal about it. Raquel had thrown Starr
to the ropes but Belle pulled the top rope down (unbeknownst to the ref) and Starr
went flying and crashing to the floor.
Belle then ran back to commentary and pretended to not know what just
happened. “Did you see that? Little miss vixen just fell down and broke
her crown” Bell said and then laughed. The
ref counted to 10 and then awarded the match to Ravishing Raquel via
countout. (7 ½ min). Belle left quickly after that followed by
Raquel. Starr was helped to the back but
she seemed ok; just shook up.
Backstage,
Brick, King Wilber and the Unknown Assassin (and his manager J C Dykes) are
backstage. Dykes speaks up so that no
one can talk over him. “The Unknown
Assassin and his teammates are going to decimate their opponents and there is
nothing anyone can do. Brick will take
out ol’ Schroeder (hey man, where’s your piano); King Wilber will destroy his disgrace
of a nephew TNT and the Unknown Assassin will annihilate the so-called Axe and
will dull that blade. You’re looking at the
next six man champs you CHUMPS.” The segment ends before anyone else can speak.
We go
back to the ring and music hits as the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel)
make their way out to a chorus of booing from the fans. The Ambassador has been banned from
ringside. Next, Elitism comes out (Reid
and Roderick Rothchild) and the fans pop.
The get in the ring and immediately all 4 men are in the middle having a
staredown. Everyone is separated and the
ref announces this will be a falls count anywhere rules match. All 4 men got back in and everyone started to
slug it out. The Steel Curtain managed
to get more double teaming action in but every time they tried to capitalize
with a pin, the ref got distracted by sending the other member out of the ring
costing precious seconds. This went on
for the entire match. Before we knew it,
the time limit was almost complete. In
the final minute of the match, the Curtain were going in for double teaming
action. Just as Starbuck was going to
hit a slingshot suplex, Reid ran over and took ‘Buck out and both men went over
the top rope. Buzz ducked a clothesline
and hit the Buzz Cut. Buzz made the cover
1…2…and the bell rang bringing this one to a draw. Both teams were frustrated as we still don’t know
who’s going to meet Hoff n Spicy for the World Tag Team titles in just a few
short weeks. (30 min draw)
Backstage,
the 6 Man Tag Team Champs are in the building.
The Axe, Scooter J and TNT say that they each have their own agenda in
this match. Scooter J promises that
after tonight, Brick will not make it to the PPV. Axe says that Unknown Assassin will become
just another victim to the mighty Axe (he actually called it Mjölnir – a reference
to Thor’s Hammer) and TNT says his abusive (and insane) uncle Wilber won’t know
what hit him when he goes off like a powder keg on his ASS. The three head towards the ring.
There
is commotion backstage and GM Master Bull rushes over to see that TV champion
Phat Sol has been attacked. Bull gets
all riled up and says the culprit will be found.
It’s
time for our main event. First, Brick
and King Wilber make their way out to booing from the crowd. Next, manager J C Dykes comes out and
introduces the Unknown Assassin. UA
remains on the stage while security line the ramp. Before they can head down, Master Bull comes
out and tells Dykes that he is banned from ringside tonight. He is irate but Bull tells him to leave or he’ll
be escorted out by the very security standing here now. Dykes storms off. Next, the 6 Man tag champs come out and the
place goes bananas. They make their way
down to the ring. Scooter J goes right
after Brick; Axe after Unknown Assassin and TNT after Wilber. The ref finally gets control and this one is
started. Both Axe and Scooter J got
taken out early leaving TNT to fend for himself. The team led by the Unknown Assassin took
turns beating down on poor TNT. Brick
just had his fun and at the 9 minute mark, he tagged in King Wilber.
Brick
tags out to King Wilber Townsend
=====
In the 9th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
King
Wilber Townsend rolled OC.
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a PRESS AND LIFT BODYSLAM....
King
Wilber Townsend executes a NA....
King
Wilber Townsend tags out to The Unknown Assassin
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) rolled OC.
The
Unknown Assassin rolled DC
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) executes a POWER UPPERCUT....
The
Unknown Assassin reverses POWER UPPERCUT!
The
Unknown Assassin executes a Forearms to Eardrums....
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) absorbs the punishment.
The
Unknown Assassin is attempting a pin!!!
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) Reverses the pin!!!
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Unknown Assassin was pinned by TNT (Templeton N. Townsend)!!!
TNT
(Templeton N. Townsend) wins with a Pin Reversal over The Unknown Assassin!!!
The 6
Man Tag Team Champion retain their belts by sheer luck. Unknown Assassin led the team to continue to
beat down on TNT after the match.
Finally, Scooter J and the Axe recovered enough and armed with steel
chairs, chased their PPV opponents to the back.
This left TNT and King Wilber.
Wilber picked up TNT and was going to hit the GTS but TNT recovered and
fought his uncle off. He began to hulk
up after ducking a clothesline, hit Wilber with the TNT. The fans popped as Wilber rolled out of the
ring and to the floor. The show came to
an end with a bewildered King Wilber staring up at TNT in the ring.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned as there are
only two shows left before the PPV. Get
your tickets NOW! LIVE from Tacoma,
Washington and orderable on PPV.
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