Tuesday, August 15, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #599


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, last episode we ended up with two shows going on almost simultaneously and even though it almost turned into a cluster, it didn’t and it actually ended up a more profitable evening than HCW could have hoped for. 

Tonight’s show begins with Felicia Cummings storming into the ladies locker room and approaches Ladies Champion Southern Belle.  Felicia says she’s the #1 contender and she’s demanding a title shot tonight.  Belle says “sure” and Felicia leaves smug. 

We head to the ring for our first match.  Wendell Hammerschimdt comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd but when he doesn’t get the pop he wanted, he flips off the crowd.  Next, Sonic Blade comes out and the fans pop for him.  Sonic makes it to the ring and enters.  Sonic started off like a rocket and Wendell couldn’t keep up.  Sonic was destroying Wendell until a moment of desperation came and Wendell tossed Sonic out of the ring.  Wendell distracted the ref and just before Sonic could re-enter the ring, King Wilber Townsend came in from the crowd and attacked Sonic.  He hits him with the GTS and leaves him lying.  Wilber takes off through the crowd.  The ref starts his count as when Sonic doesn’t answer by 10, he gets counted out.  Wendell gets the cheap win.  He leaves and Wilber comes back in from the crowd.  He drags Sonic back into the ring where he hits the GTS again.  The World Champion stands over Sonic and laughs maniacally.  (14 ½ min)

Belle meets up with GM Max McGillicutty and wants a stipulation put into tonight’s match that if the twin Betsy gets involved in any way, she wants Felicia automatically disqualified.  Max agrees to the terms.

Our first title match is up and Niven Snake makes his way down to the ring.  Next, the Hardcore Champion the Fiend makes his way out to a huge pop from the crowd.  The ref asks him what he wants for the rules for his match and he states “Coal Miners Glove”.  The ref takes the glove and fixes it to a pole attached to one of the ring side posts.  The Fiend got a near fall early after hitting the Last Caress.  Niven was the first to get the glove and maul the Fiend with it.  Niven gets a near fall after hitting a drive by apron dropkick.   Niven then hit the Fiend with a loaded glove low blow which took the wind out of the champs’ sails.    He nailed another drive by apron dropkick and tried to roll the Fiend up but he kicked out. After getting back into his groove, he attempted the Project 1950 but it was reversed and Niven went for a spear but the Fiend got out of the way and Niven went sailing to the outside of the ring.  He got back in and hit another Spear and got a 2 count.  He started to get a bit frustrated and tried a little too hard.  As the clock neared the time limit, Niven hit the champ with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  He went for a pin but the bell rang at the two count.  The Fiend retains his title but just barely.  (20 min time limit)  He struggled to get to his feet and like clockwork, Dr. Red Fang rushed in and beat the Fiend down but the champ managed to battle back and hit Fang with the 3 hits from Hell that sent Fang flying out of the ring.  The evil vampire cursed at the Fiend and backed up the ramp.

The Muscles Trio is backstage and they said that they are ready for Match #7.  Thorpe says that the last couple of matches where they tried to be serious didn’t go over well for them.  Once they took the binders off and started to have fun, which is when it all came together.  They said that they are ready for this match and what will come next which will be a shot for the 6 man tag team titles.  Weasley looked at the camera and said “Boooty-O’s”.

Next match Ant Graham comes out with Mason the Mangler who is booed pretty heavily.  Next, 1/3rd of the 6 man champs ScooterJ comes out to a pop from the crowd and he’s accompanied by his tag team partners TNT and the Axe.  Graham tries to throw a fit but the ref allows for them to remain.  ScooterJ owned the match but Ant kept interfering.  Finally, the Axe and TNT had enough and chased Ant from the ring.  Mason used the distraction to hit ScooterJ with a low blow and then hit a stiff piledriver.  He hooked the leg (and tights) and got the the 1-2-3 before Axe and TNT could return.  Mason steals a win but he takes off as Axe and TNT enter the ring.  The champs helped ScooterJ up and ScooterJ said that someone was going to need to make Ant Graham pay.  (7 min)

The 5th Column are backstage and they say that the embarrassment that is the Muscles Trio goes away and it will be them who get to go on for the championship. 

Back in the ring, Talon McFrost is already there and joining him as his opponent is the huge Superquake Ferguson.  Ferguson tried to overpower McFrost but it didn’t seem to work and Talon held his own with the 7’ giant.  Ferguson tried to outsmart Talon by picking him up and setting him on the top turnbuckle but Talon leapt off and connected with a swinging neckbreaker.  Talon made the cover and got the 3 count and the win.  Talon celebrated briefly before leaving.  (12 min)

Felicia and her twin Betsy Cummings stormed into GM Max McGillicutty’s office (he was talking with Master Bull) and she demanded to know why Betsy was banned from ringside.  Max just said he was keeping if fair and the twins pouted and tried to hit on both Bull and Max but both said, at the same time, “not interested”.  The twins then stormed out.

It’s time for the #7 meeting between the 5th Column and the Muscles Trio. The Column (Karl Braun, Baron von Blood and Oswald Zimmerman) came out first and were booed.  Next, the Muscles Trio came out and all were wearing Boooty O’s Shirts (knockoffs of the New Day’s property).  They have their rainbow colored bull horns and they are interacting and having fun with the fans.   Max comes out and says that he wants a clear winner in this game so it will be no time limit with the no DQ rule in place.  The Trio were on fire and totally owned their opponents with constant double and triple teaming.  The Column struggled to stay with them but with the fans 100% feeding the frenzy of the Muscles Trio, they couldn’t be stopped.  McGuire climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Diving Double Stomp onto Karl.  Thorpe and Weasley cleared the ring as McGuire made the cover and got the 1-2-3.  The Muscles Trio win the series and win the chance to meet the 6 man champs for the titles.  They celebrated with the fans before departing.  (18 min)

Master Bull is backstage again with Max McGillicutty and he says he’s ready to run his own show.  Max tells him (and the fans) that they still have a supershow and a PPV before that happens.  Bull’s enthusiasm is dampened a bit but still, he’s excited.

It’s time for our main event.  Felicia Cummings comes out with her twin Betsy and they barely get to the ring when the ref sends Betsy to the back.  She doesn’t understand and complains and stomps off to the back.  Next, the Ladies Champion Southern Belle comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  She gets in the ring and the lights go off for about 5 seconds but they come back on and Felicia attacks Belle.  The match only goes 2 minutes until Betsy crawls out from under the ring and attacks Belle causing the DQ.  Max comes out and tells the twins that he’s about had it with their interference.  Belle asks for a handicap match between the twins and says she’ll even put the belt on the line.  Max agrees and we have another match.  Belle dominated the twins and with some cheating, they were able to stay up with her but Belle was just on fire.  The three of them beat the snot out of each other for a whopping 30 minutes that kept the fans on the edge of their seats.  Finally, the match gets called as a time limit draw and Max comes out congratulating Belle telling her that she’s been the most dominating champion this year.  The fans pop.  Max tells the twins that even combined they couldn’t defeat Belle and says that unless something really changes, this was the LAST title match for either of them.  They pout and take off.  Belle stays and celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end.

Thanks for reading.  Come on back as our Supershow for our 600th issue is up next.

The show looks like this:
Unknown Assassin vs Mick Rude III in a grudge match
Drew the Canadian Love Machine vs the Crocodile Hunter
Texas Wildfire vs Pete Punsher
‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston vs Leon Teremoto
Covfefe vs Magnum Kone
‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo vs Ice Dagger

A Ladies Battle Royal to see who goes to meet Southern Belle for the Ladies title at the PPV.

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