Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Well, due to a miscommunication, two shows actually took place in
today’s issue. You see, Master Bull
thought he overheard that the show was going to be cancelled and he took it
upon himself to go ahead and book a second one.
It all worked out as the shows were not that far apart and both venues
actually sold out so no money was lost.
Show 1
The
first match kicked off the show with Phat Sol taking on Hangman #3. As Phat was making his way down to the ring,
live streaming turned on and TV champion Biceps Bannerman began taunting
him. Phat was a little put off but he
shook it off. Phat and Hangman #3 gave
it their all and as much cheating as Hangman #3 tried to do, it didn’t help. The match ends up going to a 20 minute
draw. Both men left the ring without
further incident.
Ant
Graham and Dr. Red Fang were backstage being interviewed. Fang says that due to a contract negotiation
breakdown between the creator of PWS and him (he WAS the face of that
institution), he is no longer involved with them. Graham says that Dr. Red Fang is going to
concentrate all his efforts into HCW now.
Fang snarls calling the creator an “egghead” and mockingly wishes him
best in his future endeavors.
We
head to the ring for the next match between Scarlett Phoenix and Betsy
Cummings. Scarlett dominated the match
and even thwarted an attempt by Betsy’s twin Felicia to steal a win but she
held in there and after hitting a monkey flip, hooked the leg to get the
1-2-3. Scarlett gets the win. (18min)
Backstage,
Perfect Pecs Stoddard challenged Bruce Biltmore for his spot in the TV title
line up. Bruce accepted.
The
next match had Dr. Red Fang with Ant Graham taking on Leon Teremoto. Fang tore into Leon and caught him totally
off guard. Graham’s interference didn’t
do Leon any favors either. Graham
verbally antagonized Leon and received a punch to the face for his interference
but Fang rolled Leon up and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3. Fang steals another win but takes off like a
scalded dog when the Fiend runs down and chases him to the back. (15 min)
Today
will be the 6th encounter between the Muscles Trio and the 5th
Column. The Column is up 3 to 2. The Trio needs a win tonight in order to get
another chance to win the series and go on to the PPV to fight for the 6 man
titles. The Trio – Muscles Thorpe,
McGuire and Weasley are interviewed and they say that tonight it’s make or
break and they will give it all or will go home empty handed.
It’s
back to the ring for the next match. ‘The
Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore puts his “spot” on the line against Perfect Pecs
Stoddard. This one didn’t go very long
as Bruce was beating the holy hell out of Pecs.
2 ½ min in, Pecs’ tag team partner Red McNulty came in through the crowd
and attacked Bruce when he was on the outside of the ring. Bruce was not able to make it back in before
the 10 count so the match is awarded to Pecs via countout. Pecs moves up in the rankings and Bruce
moves down. (2 ½ min)
The 5th
Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun) are backstage and
Oswald puts his fingers together and rubs them back and forth. “This is the world’s smallest violin playing
for the Muscles.” Baron says “Life ain’t
Twinkies and ding dongs boys so be prepared for the end.” They all laugh as
they walk away.
It’s
time for this show’s main event. The
Muscles Trio come out first and instead of being serious, they’ve gone back to
their fun loving, rainbow color bull horn wearing days entertaining the
fans. The Column come out and they are super
serious. Thorpe asks “Why so
seriousssssAH” and laughs. The Column
attack. The Trio had fun in the match
and that changed things up for them. The
two teams battled for over 25 minutes that saw both Karl Braun and Oswald
Zimmerman get injured. McGuire hit Baron
with a diving double stomp and with no one to make the save, the Trio get the
win. The series is now tied at 3 and 3
and will go to a 7th encounter.
The Trio celebrated with the fans as the Column limped to the back. (26 min)
This
brings the A-Show to an end and we not cut over to the B Show.
Show 2
GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending. He doesn’t want to waste any time
jibber-jabbering so it’s time to get this one moving.
Match
1: Bishop Ripley vs Jesse California. This one was a short one as Jesse catapulted
Bishop into the corner where his head hit the steel post knocking him
silly. Jesse then locked in a
bodyscissors sleeperhold and Bishop passed out.
Jesse gets the submission win in only two minutes.
A limo
pulls up and security line the path as the Honorable J C Dykes exits the limo
with the Unknown Assassin. UA is a bit
grumpy and says he’s ready for his match but Dykes tells him he has to wait as
he secured the MAIN EVENT for them. UA
says “Finally” and they head in flanked by security.
Match
2: El Gato Negro vs Jazz Emmett. Jazz had the intensity turned up and El Gato just
couldn’t get her groove on. A double
knee backbreaker brought this one to a crashing end as Jazz gets the pin on El
Gato. Jazz gets the win and El Gato
leaves after interacting briefly with the fans.
(14 min)
Backstage,
TV champion Biceps Bannerman laughs after he finished watching Phat Sol’s match
from earlier. He says that if Phat can’t
win with just the image of Biceps in his head, what is he going to do when he
has Biceps in the ring beating his ass?
Match
3: Dude USA vs Superquake Ferguson. Mick Rude had Superquake’s number this match
and he shined against the man twice his size.
After getting hit by the Cutting Edge by Superquake, Mick somehow got
Ferguson dumped out of the ring. He was
slow to get back in but as soon as he did, he flattened Rude and went for a pin
but Rude kicked out. Mick would get a
pin attempt after doing a single leg takedown but was unsuccessful. Superquake hit the ropes and Mick caught him
with a hip toss. He then made the quick
cover, hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.
Dude USA gets the win. (18 min)
The
Fiend is backstage and says he gets the Unknown Assassin tonight in a non-title
match in the main event. The Fiend is
thankful for having someone else than Fang to fight and looks forward to
handing the Unknown Assassin his first real loss.
Match
4: DJ CJ Spice w/Figgy Newton vs Terra
Ryzing. The DJ came out with Figgy to a
pop from the crowd. Terra Ryzing came
out and was booed. Terra went in
aggressive catching CJ off guard. DJ
negated a high knee smash but stopped dead in his tracks when the Tag Team
Champions the Steel Curtain came out. DJ
jaw jacked with the champs but turned around and got caught by a tilt-a-whirl
backbreaker. Terra hooked the leg (and
tights) and got the 1-2-3. Terra Ryzing gets
the win and leaves the ring as Starbuck and Buzz Steel hit the ring and start
putting the boots to DJ. Davis
Hoffmeister runs out and slides into the ring and starts to fight the champs
off but the numbers overwhelm him and he succumbs to a Buzz Cut. The Steel Curtain stand tall over their PPV
challengers. Eventually, everyone leaves
the ring. (11 min)
Terra
Ryzing storms backstage demanding to know why, after being promised a shot at the
TV title tonight, he had to face the dumbass DJ. Max looks at the board and sees that it has
been changed. Max says that Terra will
get a future match and to stop pouting like a child.
Match
5 for the TV Title: Biceps Bannerman vs Jerry
Saunders. Saunders was not supposed to
get this match but for some reason, the match board got changed and Saunders is
the recipient of the error. Biceps went
right to work on the back of Saunders and then locked in the Biceps
Crunch. Saunders, in an intense amount
of pain, tapped out. Biceps gets the win
via submission in 2 min. The crowd then
popped as Phat Sol ran out with a chair in hand and started slapping Biceps
around with it. Multiple chair shots to
the back of Biceps and he finally bailed out of the ring. Phat stood tall in the ring as the fans pop and
Biceps leaves grumbling and cursing Phat.
(2 min for the match; 5 additional for the segment)
Backstage,
Hoff n Spicy and Figgy Newton are being interviewed. The Hoff says that the Steel Curtain have
crossed the line and now it’s time for an ass whuppin. DJ CJ says that the Curtain are cowards and
are afraid to face them one on one.
Figgy adds that Hoff N Spicy are the team of the year and at the PPV,
they achieve their goals of becoming the World Tag Team Champions.
It’s
time for the main event. The Hardcore
Champion the Fiend comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd. As a reminder, his belt is not on the line
tonight. Security comes out next and
lines the ramp to the ring. The
Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and is accompanied by the Unknown
Assassin. The fans go super sour on him
but he doesn’t care. They get down to
the ring and UA goes right on the offensive.
The Assassin had the first part of the match sewn up but after the Fiend
caught him with the Project 1950, the match turned in his favor and he owned
the match. Seeing that things were not
going to end well, Dykes got on the ring apron and threw a fireball into the
face of the Fiend. The ref immediately
disqualified the Unknown Assassin awarding the match to the Fiend by DQ. UA still has not been pinned or
submitted. He and Dykes storm off. The ref was tending to the Fiend but then Dr.
Red Fang ran down and attacked the Fiend.
He hit him with a Transylvania Piledriver and then stood over him and as
the show came to an end, he screamed “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE…especially
that fool Jowsterguy”. The show then
came to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Our supershow is one short
week away with the PPV the week after.
Stay tuned.
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