Sunday, August 13, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #598


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  Well, due to a miscommunication, two shows actually took place in today’s issue.  You see, Master Bull thought he overheard that the show was going to be cancelled and he took it upon himself to go ahead and book a second one.  It all worked out as the shows were not that far apart and both venues actually sold out so no money was lost. 

Show 1

The first match kicked off the show with Phat Sol taking on Hangman #3.  As Phat was making his way down to the ring, live streaming turned on and TV champion Biceps Bannerman began taunting him.  Phat was a little put off but he shook it off.  Phat and Hangman #3 gave it their all and as much cheating as Hangman #3 tried to do, it didn’t help.  The match ends up going to a 20 minute draw.  Both men left the ring without further incident.

Ant Graham and Dr. Red Fang were backstage being interviewed.  Fang says that due to a contract negotiation breakdown between the creator of PWS and him (he WAS the face of that institution), he is no longer involved with them.  Graham says that Dr. Red Fang is going to concentrate all his efforts into HCW now.  Fang snarls calling the creator an “egghead” and mockingly wishes him best in his future endeavors.

We head to the ring for the next match between Scarlett Phoenix and Betsy Cummings.  Scarlett dominated the match and even thwarted an attempt by Betsy’s twin Felicia to steal a win but she held in there and after hitting a monkey flip, hooked the leg to get the 1-2-3.  Scarlett gets the win. (18min) 

Backstage, Perfect Pecs Stoddard challenged Bruce Biltmore for his spot in the TV title line up.  Bruce accepted.

The next match had Dr. Red Fang with Ant Graham taking on Leon Teremoto.  Fang tore into Leon and caught him totally off guard.  Graham’s interference didn’t do Leon any favors either.  Graham verbally antagonized Leon and received a punch to the face for his interference but Fang rolled Leon up and with his feet on the ropes, got the 1-2-3.  Fang steals another win but takes off like a scalded dog when the Fiend runs down and chases him to the back.  (15 min)

Today will be the 6th encounter between the Muscles Trio and the 5th Column.  The Column is up 3 to 2.  The Trio needs a win tonight in order to get another chance to win the series and go on to the PPV to fight for the 6 man titles.  The Trio – Muscles Thorpe, McGuire and Weasley are interviewed and they say that tonight it’s make or break and they will give it all or will go home empty handed.

It’s back to the ring for the next match.  ‘The Gold Standard’ Bruce Biltmore puts his “spot” on the line against Perfect Pecs Stoddard.  This one didn’t go very long as Bruce was beating the holy hell out of Pecs.  2 ½ min in, Pecs’ tag team partner Red McNulty came in through the crowd and attacked Bruce when he was on the outside of the ring.  Bruce was not able to make it back in before the 10 count so the match is awarded to Pecs via countout.   Pecs moves up in the rankings and Bruce moves down.  (2 ½ min)

The 5th Column (Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun) are backstage and Oswald puts his fingers together and rubs them back and forth.  “This is the world’s smallest violin playing for the Muscles.”  Baron says “Life ain’t Twinkies and ding dongs boys so be prepared for the end.” They all laugh as they walk away.

It’s time for this show’s main event.  The Muscles Trio come out first and instead of being serious, they’ve gone back to their fun loving, rainbow color bull horn wearing days entertaining the fans.  The Column come out and they are super serious.  Thorpe asks “Why so seriousssssAH” and laughs.  The Column attack.  The Trio had fun in the match and that changed things up for them.  The two teams battled for over 25 minutes that saw both Karl Braun and Oswald Zimmerman get injured.  McGuire hit Baron with a diving double stomp and with no one to make the save, the Trio get the win.  The series is now tied at 3 and 3 and will go to a 7th encounter.  The Trio celebrated with the fans as the Column limped to the back.  (26 min)

This brings the A-Show to an end and we not cut over to the B Show.

Show 2

GM Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending.  He doesn’t want to waste any time jibber-jabbering so it’s time to get this one moving.

Match 1:  Bishop Ripley vs Jesse California.  This one was a short one as Jesse catapulted Bishop into the corner where his head hit the steel post knocking him silly.  Jesse then locked in a bodyscissors sleeperhold and Bishop passed out.  Jesse gets the submission win in only two minutes.

A limo pulls up and security line the path as the Honorable J C Dykes exits the limo with the Unknown Assassin.  UA is a bit grumpy and says he’s ready for his match but Dykes tells him he has to wait as he secured the MAIN EVENT for them.  UA says “Finally” and they head in flanked by security.

Match 2:  El Gato Negro vs Jazz Emmett.  Jazz had the intensity turned up and El Gato just couldn’t get her groove on.   A double knee backbreaker brought this one to a crashing end as Jazz gets the pin on El Gato.  Jazz gets the win and El Gato leaves after interacting briefly with the fans.  (14 min)

Backstage, TV champion Biceps Bannerman laughs after he finished watching Phat Sol’s match from earlier.  He says that if Phat can’t win with just the image of Biceps in his head, what is he going to do when he has Biceps in the ring beating his ass?

Match 3:  Dude USA vs Superquake Ferguson.  Mick Rude had Superquake’s number this match and he shined against the man twice his size.  After getting hit by the Cutting Edge by Superquake, Mick somehow got Ferguson dumped out of the ring.  He was slow to get back in but as soon as he did, he flattened Rude and went for a pin but Rude kicked out.  Mick would get a pin attempt after doing a single leg takedown but was unsuccessful.  Superquake hit the ropes and Mick caught him with a hip toss.  He then made the quick cover, hooked the leg and got the 1-2-3.  Dude USA gets the win.  (18 min)

The Fiend is backstage and says he gets the Unknown Assassin tonight in a non-title match in the main event.  The Fiend is thankful for having someone else than Fang to fight and looks forward to handing the Unknown Assassin his first real loss.

Match 4:  DJ CJ Spice w/Figgy Newton vs Terra Ryzing.  The DJ came out with Figgy to a pop from the crowd.  Terra Ryzing came out and was booed.  Terra went in aggressive catching CJ off guard.  DJ negated a high knee smash but stopped dead in his tracks when the Tag Team Champions the Steel Curtain came out.  DJ jaw jacked with the champs but turned around and got caught by a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Terra hooked the leg (and tights) and got the 1-2-3.  Terra Ryzing gets the win and leaves the ring as Starbuck and Buzz Steel hit the ring and start putting the boots to DJ.  Davis Hoffmeister runs out and slides into the ring and starts to fight the champs off but the numbers overwhelm him and he succumbs to a Buzz Cut.  The Steel Curtain stand tall over their PPV challengers.  Eventually, everyone leaves the ring.  (11 min)

Terra Ryzing storms backstage demanding to know why, after being promised a shot at the TV title tonight, he had to face the dumbass DJ.  Max looks at the board and sees that it has been changed.  Max says that Terra will get a future match and to stop pouting like a child.

Match 5 for the TV Title:  Biceps Bannerman vs Jerry Saunders.  Saunders was not supposed to get this match but for some reason, the match board got changed and Saunders is the recipient of the error.  Biceps went right to work on the back of Saunders and then locked in the Biceps Crunch.  Saunders, in an intense amount of pain, tapped out.  Biceps gets the win via submission in 2 min.  The crowd then popped as Phat Sol ran out with a chair in hand and started slapping Biceps around with it.  Multiple chair shots to the back of Biceps and he finally bailed out of the ring.  Phat stood tall in the ring as the fans pop and Biceps leaves grumbling and cursing Phat.  (2 min for the match; 5 additional for the segment)

Backstage, Hoff n Spicy and Figgy Newton are being interviewed.  The Hoff says that the Steel Curtain have crossed the line and now it’s time for an ass whuppin.  DJ CJ says that the Curtain are cowards and are afraid to face them one on one.  Figgy adds that Hoff N Spicy are the team of the year and at the PPV, they achieve their goals of becoming the World Tag Team Champions.

It’s time for the main event.  The Hardcore Champion the Fiend comes out first to a huge pop from the crowd.  As a reminder, his belt is not on the line tonight.  Security comes out next and lines the ramp to the ring.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out first and is accompanied by the Unknown Assassin.  The fans go super sour on him but he doesn’t care.  They get down to the ring and UA goes right on the offensive.  The Assassin had the first part of the match sewn up but after the Fiend caught him with the Project 1950, the match turned in his favor and he owned the match.  Seeing that things were not going to end well, Dykes got on the ring apron and threw a fireball into the face of the Fiend.  The ref immediately disqualified the Unknown Assassin awarding the match to the Fiend by DQ.   UA still has not been pinned or submitted.  He and Dykes storm off.  The ref was tending to the Fiend but then Dr. Red Fang ran down and attacked the Fiend.  He hit him with a Transylvania Piledriver and then stood over him and as the show came to an end, he screamed “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE…especially that fool Jowsterguy”.  The show then came to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Our supershow is one short week away with the PPV the week after.  Stay tuned.

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