Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
For now, it seems like we’re back on track so without further ado, let’s
get this party started.
Pyro
goes off as we get ready for our first match.
First, Figgy Newton comes out and introduces ‘the sensation that is
sweeping the nation’ – Hoff n Spicy.
Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice come out to a huge pop from the
crowd. Figgy tells us they are challenging
the Huber Clan for their spot in the Tag Team line up. Hoff n Spicy make their way down and
high-five the fans as they get in the ring and do a little showboating to get
the fans engaged. Next, Ferb and Butch
Huber come out and the fans boo them.
They don’t care. Ferb gets on the
mic before entering the ring and says they will be the first team in HCW
history to give Hoff n Spicy their first ever loss. They laugh as they get in the ring. The Huber’s appeared to be living up to their
claim by beating down and almost beating DJ CJ on a few occasions but once he
made the hot tag to Davis, things turned around. Davis beat the Clan silly for almost 10
minutes until DJ CJ was recovered enough to re-enter the ring. CJ then took the Clan to town but they began
battling back. As we started to get
close to the 30 minute time limit, Davis gets tagged back in but falls victim
to double teaming. Davis manages to
reverse a spinning side slam and then locks Ferb in the Hollywood (camel)
Clutch. He cinched it in but Ferb
wouldn’t tap. In the final seconds,
Davis reared back even more but Ferb still wouldn’t tap. The bell rang about one second before Ferb
would have tapped but this one ends in a draw.
Hoff n Spicy look to be ready for their inevitable showdown with the Tag
Team Champs - the Steel Curtain.
The
Duchess is backstage and she’s complaining she hasn’t seen in-ring action in
some time. GM Max McGillicutty tells her
that she missed the memo from today and her match is up next. He suggests she head to the ring now.
The
Duchess makes her way out for the next match on the card. Once in the ring, her opponent Madame Jade
comes out to a pop from the crowd. Jade
gets in the ring and the Duchess wastes no time and starts this off with a
bang. However, the bang backfired when
Jade caught her with a springboard dropkick practically taking all the wind out
of her sails. Jade controlled the entire
match until she tossed Jade out of the ring.
She then went on to distract the ref.
This gave Court member Lady Hermann time to come in from the crowd and
chokeslam Jade right on the hard floor taking her breath away. Lady Hermann then took off through the
crowd. The ref didn’t see anything and
he began to count. He reached 10 and
Jade was in no shape to return to the ring.
The ref then awarded the match to the Duchess via countout. The Duchess paraded around the ring for a
moment before leaving. 2 shirts from the
back came out to help Madame Jade to the back.
(8 ½ min)
Backstage,
the Ryzing Storm (Travis and Terra Ryzing) say that they finally get a shot at
the tag team titles. Travis says that
the Steel Curtain have gone on for too long and it will be up to them to shut
the champs’ mouths and take their belts.
We’re
on to our #4 match between the 5th Column and the Muscles Trio. It seems that when the countout rule is in
effect, the Column seem to take advantage of it. However, when it’s a no CO match, the Trio
does much better. Max decrees that
tonight’s match will in fact be no countout.
The Muscles Trio (McGuire, Thorpe and Weasley) come out first. They are serious and there is no goofing
around. Next, the 5th Column
(Baron von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman, & Karl Braun) come out and they each
flash 3 fingers supposedly stating tonight will be their third win. For 13 minutes, the Trio had a slight
advantage but it wasn’t until they triple teamed the Column that they took
off. At one point, the Column tried to
get counted out but it didn’t work.
After triple teaming Karl, Muscles Thorpe caught him with an overhead
suplex and he immediately rolled him up for the 3 count. The Muscles Trio have just tied the series up
2:2. They celebrate in the ring as the
Column makes their way to the back. (22
min)
Dr.
Red Fang’s manager Ant Graham reviews the segment from last show that had Max
telling the Fiend something about “neutering a vampire” and says that Max is up
to no good and has it in for the Dr.
Graham says he’ll sue if he so much gets wind that Max is setting his
guy up for a fall.
It’s
back to the ring for more action.
Already in the ring is ‘Mountain Man’ Junior Huber. His opponent Ivan Dragovich comes out to
booing from the crowd. Ivan dominated
the match but it took him almost the entire match to secure the win. At the 18 minute mark, Ivan locked Junior in
the Accolade but the Mountain Man wouldn’t tap out. Fearing time was running out, Ivan quickly
dropped him and rolled him up to get the 1-2-3.
Ivan Dragovich gets the uncontested win.
(18 min)
The
Tag Team Champion the Steel Curtain are backstage and they laugh at the thought
where the Ryzing Storm thinks they can be considered any viable threat. The Ambassador steps forward saying that
“These guys are the future of the sport and NO one, not some petering storm or
converted cowboy and his disc jockey friend are going to be any threat to the
champs. Buzz and Starbuck lean in and
collective say “Word”.
The
Hollywood Star makes his way out to a mixed reaction from the fans. Next, Texas Wildfire comes out and gets the
second loudest pop of the night. The
Star didn’t care for that and attacked TW before he entered the ring. Wildfire quickly battled back and owned the
match. Fearing of getting his ass beat
any more, Star dragged TW out of the ring hitting a DDT on the floor. He then rolled into the ring to break the
count and then back out again. He picked
up TW and set him up on a table. He then
went back into the ring, climbed to the top turnbuckle and then hit a falling
star senton to the floor on TW and both went through the table. HOLY SH*T chants rang out. Star managed to get to his feet and make it
to the ring. He then slid right in
beating the 10 count. The ref then
awarded the match via countout to the Hollywood Star. He left the ring and limped to the back while
a few refs came out to help TW. Once he
shook it off and showed the fans he was ok, they popped even louder than
before. (9 ½ min)
GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and says that on 8/20, HCW will be hosting a SUPERSHOW
which is honoring the 600th edition of the wresting newsletter. Then on 8/27, HCW will be having it’s Reign
of Champions PPV. He encourages everyone
to get their tickets now or order the event live on PPV.
It’s
time for our main event. Just before
things could kick off, Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice came out and went to
sit at commentary. Then the Ryzing Storm
(Travis and Terra Ryzing) came out and were booed. Next, the tag team champs the Steel Curtain
(Buzz and Starbuck Steel) came out with their manager the Ambassador and they
too were booed. Buzz and Starbuck
flipped off the fans as they made their way down to the ring. Seeing that Hoff n Spicy were sitting at
commentary didn’t sit well with the champs and they tried to argue with the ref
who told them to just get over it and get the match started.
Referee
is 'Honest' Abe (+0)
=====
In the 1st minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled DC
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing rolled OC.
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing executes a ARM DRAG & TWIST....
Starbuck
Steel attempts to defend against ARM DRAG & TWIST but is unsuccessful.
Starbuck
Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
=====
In the 2nd minute of the match: =====
Buzz
Steel rolled OC.
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing rolled OC.
Buzz
Steel executes a REVERSE NECKBREAKER ....
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing executes a POWER FULL NELSON....
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing straps in the POWER FULL NELSON.
Starbuck
Steel makes the save!!!!!
Buzz
Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel
=====
In the 3rd minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing rolled OC/TT
Everyone
in the ring for one round!!!
Starbuck
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck
Steel executes a SHOOTING STAR BUCK....
Buzz
Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz
Steel executes a SWINGING NECKBREAKER....
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing executes a SUPERKICK....
Terra
Ryzing is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Terra
Ryzing executes a POSE FOR THE CROWD....
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 4th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing rolled OC.
The
Ambassador executes a Slip foreign object....
Travis 'Dark
Storm' Ryzing executes a RAM HEAD INTO CORNER....
Starbuck
Steel tags out to Buzz Steel
Travis
'Dark Storm' Ryzing tags out to Terra Ryzing
=====
In the 5th minute of the match: =====
Buzz
Steel rolled DC
Terra
Ryzing rolled DC
Both
Men in rolled DC
Buzz
Steel rolled OC.
Terra
Ryzing rolled OC.
Buzz
Steel executes a SUPERMAN PUNCH....
Terra
Ryzing executes a HEADLOCK....
Buzz
Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel
=====
In the 6th minute of the match: =====
Starbuck
Steel rolled OC.
Terra Ryzing
rolled DC
Starbuck
Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....(and pops him good with that
foreign object)
Terra
Ryzing absorbs the punishment.
Starbuck
Steel is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Terra
Ryzing was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!!
Starbuck Steel wins with a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) over Terra
Ryzing!!!
Buzz
and Starbuck retain their titles but Hoffmeister and DJ CJ were complaining to
the ref that Starbuck used an illegal object.
Starbuck discarded it before the ref could find it and the Curtain
played coy. Hoff went around the ring
and found the object but before he could show it to the ref, Starbuck lauched
himself over the top rope and onto Hoffmeister taking him down. DJ CJ tackled Buzz in the ring but ended up
eating the Buzz Cut. Buzz goes out to
help Starbuck up and hands him his title and the two (with the Ambassador) make
their way up the ramp as the show comes to an end.
Thanks
for reading. Lots more to come. Stay tuned.
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