Wednesday, August 2, 2017

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2017 #595 (08/02)


Hello fans and welcome back to our newsletter.  A fan had inquired “Was there a bloody match that network sponsors required you to edit from the program, causing the extra delay?”  To that, we respond with no.  The process of shifting operations to Tacoma, WA has hit a few speed bumps and that is why the posting of our shows has been a little off.  GM Max McGillicutty commented on reporter abuse though saying that reporters are not wrestlers and moving forward, any wrestler, manager or HCW talent who aggressively puts their hands on a reporter will see their careers cut short.  “This isn’t Fox where some congressman attacks a reporter…this is PROFESSIONAL wrestling with the emphasis on Professional.  Do your job, be a professional or get the hell out!”

We will strive to bring you the action in a timely manner but please bear with us if we’re late in our postings.

Our show kicks off with our Ladies in action.  Madame Jade comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd.  Next, fan favorite and former Ladies Champion El Gato Negro comes out to a huge pop from the crowd.  This one only went 4 ½ minutes because Jade was tossed out of the ring and she landed awkwardly on her ankle.  She wasn’t able to make it back in.  El Gato gets the win.  Afterwards, she went out to check on Jade.  After ensuring she would be ok, El Gato extended her hand to Jade who shook it gladly.  After Jade left, El Gato addressed the fans saying that after the PPV, she will be taking time off to heal some nagging injuries.

Hardcore Champion the Fiend walks into GM Max McGillicutty’s office and says he’s fed up with Dr. Red Fang and wants him gone.  Max says the only way to do that is to give him his rematch.  Fiend says his career is not worth Fang’s.  Max tells him there’s always one way to neuter a vampire.  He leans over and whispers something to the Fiend.

We head to the ring for some tag team action.  First, two members of the Huber Clan – Ferb and Butch – make their way down to booing from the fans.  Next, Figgy Newton comes out and introduces everyone’s favorite duo – Hoff n Spicy – Davis Hoffmeister and DJ CJ Spice.  HnS make their way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd.  Davis walks by a fan wearing a mask who doesn’t return the high five as he makes his way to the ring (ah well, you can’t have every fan like you).  Davis and DJ CJ controlled the match until a mistimed intervention from Figgy almost gave them their first loss.  The duo quickly got back into their groove and continued to hand it to the Clan members.  Just before Hoff was going to hit a piledriver, the Tag Team Champions Buzz and Starbuck Steel ran out and attacked Hoff n Spicy causing a disqualification on the Huber’s part.  Buzz and Starbuck beat down Hoff n Spicy but Davis hits Buzz with a monkey flip sending him flying over the top rope.  DJ CJ hits Starbuck with a flying dropkick that also sends him flying.  Hoff n Spicy are joined by Figgy in the ring and they stand tall as the Curtain backs off muttering and cursing at them.  (20 ½ min for the match; 5 extra for the aftermath)

We go backstage where Magnum Kone, once again bloodied, is being helped up.  He says that it was Covfefe who attacked him and tonight, he’s going to end it.

Music plays (“Ice Dagger, Baby) and Ice Dagger makes his way out to booing from the fans.  Next, we hear “Gumbo 7:30 says it Suppa Time, Bitch!” and out comes the Ragin Cajun Rad Gumbo accompanied by his manager MJ.  Ice Dagger attacks Rad as he enters the ring and this one starts off right away.  Dagger was killing it in the ring but Rad began a comeback with the assistance from MJ.  It didn’t go too long as Covfefe ran out like he was being chased and hit the ring.  Gumbo tried to stand in his way but ended up getting hit by a tackle and that caused this one to end in a DQ also.  The lights went out for a few seconds but when they came back on, Magnum Kone was at the ring and Covfefe was taking off through the crowd.  Magnum apologized to Rad for the interference.  Magnum then took a mic and challenged Covfefe to a match at the Supershow.  Magnum tells GM Max McGillicutty to make sure it happens.

The Honorable J C Dykes and the Unknown Assassin pull up in a limo outside.  Security is lined up.  Dykes tells security that they better make sure there is no interference in the Unknown Assassin’s match or they will end up feeling the wrath of UA.

We head back to the ring for the #3 match between the 5th Column and the Muscles Trio.  The series is tied at 1:1.  The Column make their way out first and are booed pretty heavily.  Next, the Muscles Trio make their way down but they are not wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.  I guess they expect this match to mean business.  The Column wasted no time in going on the offensive.  Only 3 minutes in, the fight spilled to the outside of the ring.  Karl set up a table while Oswald and Baron fought off Weasley and Thorpe.  Karl then hit a low blow on McGuire and then nailed him with a Blitzkreig stunner right through the table.  Karl, the legal man, rolled back in and sat in the corner.  The ref ended up counting to 10 and counted McGuire down and out.  Karl steals the CO win for his team and that puts them at 2:1 in the best of 7 series.  Thorpe and Weasley tended to McGuire as the 5th Column walked up the ramp laughing.

US Champion El Chango is in the house and he says that tonight, he is defending his title.  He knows he’ll be in for a tough match against Angry Jack Lawson but he’s confident he will retain.

Tobias Snake makes his way out to the ring for singles action.  Once in the ring, security comes down lining the ramp.  The Honorable J C Dykes comes out and introduces (in his words) the greatest champion to ever live – the Unknown Assassin.  The two of them walk down to the ring as debris pelt them.  Dykes grabs a mic and tells the fans to “settle down you trailer park trash or we’re out of here”.  The fans continue and Dykes tells UA to just leave but all of a sudden, Dude USA Mick Rude shows up on the ramp and prevents UA and Dykes from leaving.  They turn around and head back to the ring.  Tobias took advantage of the distraction that Rude was using against the Unknown Assassin and began to dominate the match.  UA would battle back but Mick Rude would run down to the ring to inform the ref about illegal conduct.  The Unknown Assassin was pushed back by the ref after illegally choking Tobias in the corner. Dykes used that time to nail Tobias in the head with his loaded canteen.  Mick Rude ran over as UA was making the cover but Dykes grabbed Rude’s leg preventing him from getting to the ring (and sacrificing himself in the process).  The ref counted to 3 just as Rude was asking the crowd if they wanted him to pop Dykes right in the mouth.  Dykes squirmed and pleaded just long enough for the Unknown Assassin to come to his aid and take down Rude.  UA hit Rude with multiple knee strikes blooding him up.  Dykes then grabbed UA’s arm and they left as security surrounded them (like a bubble) and got them to the back.  (11 min for the match; 5 for the aftermath)

Angry Jack Lawson is stopped on his way to the ring and he is asked if he is done with Outback Oscar and he says that he’ll be done with him when he’s good and ready.  Jack then storms off heading to the ring

It’s time for our Main Event.  First, the challenger Angry Jack Lawson heads down to the ring.  Just as he enters, he looks at ringside and sees Outback Oscar and the Crocodile Hunter sitting there in the front row.  Jack becomes infuriated.  The US Champion El Chango makes his way out to a pop from the crowd.  He heads down to the ring and upon entering the ring, nods his head in acknowledgement to Oscar and Croc.  He enters the ring only to have Jack immediately attack him.  El Chango sends Jack right out of the ring and Jack slams him hands repeatedly on the ring apron before re-entering.  Jack then rams El Chango right into the ringpost.  The champ shakes it off and keeps Jack on the defensive for the next few minutes.  Jack is then hurled out of the ring by El Chango and he lands right in front of Oscar and Croc.  Oscar throws his drink into Jack’s face (he was trying to help revive him – that’s his story) and Jack’s eyes go all wide and Oscar and Croc take off through the crowd with Jack chasing after them.  Jack ends up getting counted out and El Chango retains his title.   He celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end.


Thanks for reading.  Stay tuned for more action.

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