Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
We start off with the news that GM Max McGillicutty and newly promoted
(to) GM Master Bull have collaborated and come up with names for the respective
shows they are going to manage. Max says
that his show in Washington he will manage will be called “Tacaoma Thunder” and
Bull will manage “Phoenix Heat”.
The
show kicks off with a ladies match.
Sarona Reiher comes out first to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Next, Jazz Emmett comes out and she receives
much of the same. Sarona had control for
the majority of the match but only barely.
Jazz stayed with her till the end.
The match ends up hitting the 20 minute mark bringing this one to a time
limit draw. Both ladies left without any
other incidents.
Covfefe
is backstage. ‘The Ragin Cajun’ Rad
Gumbo sneaks up behind him and yanks off his mask. Covfefe takes off like a scalded dog. Rad, frustrated, throws the mask on the
floor.
We
head back to the ring for a challenge for a championship spot. First, Drew the Canadian Love Machine comes
out to a HUGE pop from the crowd. Drew
is challenging Superstar Chic Monroe for his spot in the World title
lineup. Chic comes out next and the
crowd boos him. I think this crowd is
biased towards the CLM. Drew and Chic
went toe to toe for 6 minutes but after getting a near fall from hitting the
Lover Bomb, Drew took off like crazy.
Drew keeps the offense going and nails a corkscrew pescado for another
near fall. Drew then bodyslams Chic and
before the Superstar knew what was happening, Drew had rolled him up for the
1-2-3. Drew wins the match much to the
fans delight and is once again back in the World title hunt. (13 min)
There
is a confrontation backstage between the Muscles Trio and the 5th
Column. Baron von Blood taunts Muscles
Thorpe with the fact that the Column is standing one step closer to regaining
the 6 man titles. Muscles McGuire steps in
between them and says the only reason the Column has a win was they used a
count out to their favor. If they really
want to see who the better team is, they should make this a no countout
match. Karl Braun agrees and says it
will go to reflect the dominance their team brings.
We go
back to the ring for our next match.
First, Pete (the former PUN-isher) Punsher comes out to little reaction
from the crowd. Ever since he gave up
the puns, the fans have been pretty “meh” over him. Next, 1/3 of the 6 Man champs comes out and
it’s the Axe! The fans pop for him and
that just causes Pete to fume in the ring.
Pete tries to attack Axe before the bell but Axe just sends him over the
top rope to the floor. He laughs causing
Pete to become even more irate.
Unfortunately for Pete, this was not his night. The Axe was all over him
owning the entire match (scored 166 to 77).
Axe brought this to a close after he nailed Pete with a power punch and
getting the pin at the 18 minute mark.
Pete rolls out of the ring and leaves as Axe celebrates in the ring
before departing.
Angry
Jack Lawson is backstage being interviewed and he is asked if the second match
between him and Outback Oscar is going to be another quickie and chuckles. Jack
looks at him and asks if he knows what it’s like lying on a slab in a
morgue. The reporter gulps and says no. Jack says he best shut his trap unless he wants
to find out. He says the match between
him and Oscar was a fluke and he’ll prove it tonight. Jack shoves the reporter as he storms off.
Next
up is match #2 in the Best of 5 between the Muscles Trio and the 5th
Column. The Column are up by 1. The Muscles
Trio (McGuire, Thorpe and Weasley) come out first dressed in flashy attire and
wearing their rainbow colored bull horns.
The fans (and kids) pop as they make their way down to the ring. The
setting becomes more somber and the 5th Column (Baron von Blood,
Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun) make their way down and mock the fans as they
enter the ring. This time, the Muscles
Trio had the Column’s number and the Column (after the first few minutes of the
match) had trouble keeping it together.
The Trio triple teamed their opponents multiple times. Karl Braun and Oswald Zimmerman tried to walk
off and get counted out but the ref told them to get back in the ring. While that was going on, Muscles McGuire hits
Baron von Blood with a Pendulum backbreaker and with no one to make the save,
he scored the pin. The Muscles Trio tie
this one up 1 to 1. (17 min)
Backstage,
Ladies Champion Southern Belle is approached by Lexy Flexx. Lexy introduces herself as the #1 contender
and tonight, she goes from being a contender to the champion. Belle tells her that words are useless unless
backed up by something else and by looking at Lexy, she has nothing to back
those words up. Lexy slaps Belle and the
two begin to scuffle until Max and security intervene. Max tells Belle that he is giving their match
a 30 minute time limit and making it a no DQ/CO match. Lexy smiles before
walking off.
We go
back to the ring for the next match.
Angry Jack Lawson storms out to the ring amidst the booing from the
fans. He paces in the ring as he waits
for his opponent. Outback Oscar comes
out next and the fans pop huge for him.
He hi-fives with the fans as he makes his way down. Jack doesn’t want to wait and rushes out to
attack him. The two brawl briefly before
taking in into the ring. Oscar was in
control of the match for the most part until Jack hit him with a low blow that
the ref didn’t see. After that, Jack hit
Oscar with practically everything but the kitchen sink. Oscar began mounting a comeback and tried to
lock in the Outback stretch but Jack powered out of it and then grabbed Oscar
by the throat and hit a huge Angry Chokeslam.
Jack folded Oscar up like an accordion and got the 1-2-3. Jack stands up and screams in victory. Oscar recovered slowly and got to his feet. He then mustered up some intestinal fortitude
and hit Jack from behind with a dropkick that sent the angry one flying over
the top rope. Jack slammed his hands
repeatedly on the mat but Oscar celebrated in the ring even though he
lost. (17 min)
‘The
Ragin Cajun’ Rad Gumbo and his manager MJ are backstage watching the action on
the big screen when Covfeve rushes in and attacks Rad. MJ tried to help but ended up eating a big
foot to his face. Covfefe then picked up
Rad and powerbombed him through the snacks table. Security ran in but they were too late as
Covfefe ran off.
It’s
time for the main event. First, the
challenger Lexy Flexx makes her way down to the ring to a mixed reaction from
the crowd. Next, the Ladies Champion
Southern Belle makes her way down and the fans pop huge for her. Belle gets into Lexy’s face and holds the
title inches away taunting her opponent.
Belle schooled her opponent teaching Lexy a thing or two. Belle however, didn’t try to go for the pin
or submission very often as she was forcing for Lexy to beat her. Try as she might though, Lexy wasn’t able to
keep offense going and it was all Belle.
Lexy finally got something going in the final moments of the match. She hit the ropes and caught Belle with a
front missile dropkick but had nothing in the tank to try to make a pin. The bell rang bringing this one to a 20
minute draw. Belle was handed back her
title and celebrated her retaining the belt with the fans as the show comes to
an end.
Thanks
for reading. Stay tuned for more.
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