Sunday, October 30, 2016

HCW Wrestling Newsletter 2016 #517 – Halloween Scream PPV – San Diego, CA


Hello fans.  Well, it’s finally here…our Halloween Scream PPV. We are coming to you live from San Diego, CA and the show is completely sold out.   You can still order it on PPV.  The show kicks off with pyro going off and the fans pop huge.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out to address the fans.  He welcomes them and thanks them for attending live as well as tuning in on PPV.  He is interrupted by none other than manager Ant Graham.  Graham makes a case that King CJ was not listed on the available roster as he was still showing on the DL list.  Max says he did that on purpose to hide CJ’s return. Graham says he’s going to go get lawyers (says he will use the same law firm Negronomicon used when he sued the HWF’s owner Donnie B – Black, Blackman and Whitestone (they had a merger with Whitestone LTD and Blackstone retired)).  Max agrees to make it a 3 way match…The Stache vs Baron von Blood vs King CJ.  He says Graham will be banned from ringside for this match.  Ant tries to complain but Max says it’s this or nothing for Baron.  Ant reluctantly agrees.  As Graham leaves, Max says it’s time to get this one underway. 

The first match of the night is going to be the Buried Alive match.  Magnum Kone comes out first and receives a HUGE pop.  He is accompanied to the ring by his assistants Haagen and Daas and they hand out ice cream to the fans at ringside.  Magnum gets in the ring and raises his arms and the fans just go nuts.   The music changes and led to the ring by his manager MJ, it’s the “Ragin Cajun” Rad Gumbo.  The fans turn sour and boo the heck out of him.  He doesn’t seem to care.  He climbs into the ring and he and Magnum have a staredown.  Gumbo goes on the offensive early but after just a couple of minutes of shaking off the ring rust, Magnum begins the beatdown.  8 minutes in, Rad went for the bullfrog splash but Magnum caught him and nailed the Popsicle (piledriver) to a HOLY SHIT chant from the crowd.  Gumbo battled back with the Bourbon Street Blues and then Haagen got involved knocking Rad from the top turnbuckle.  Rad struggled to his feet and then (accidentally) knocked the ref out.  Rad would connect with the “Where ya at” and the Onion Lock (Muta lock).  The ref finally recovered.  After a bit of back and forth action, Magnum tossed Rad out of the ring and hit the Popsicle on the padded floor.  He went for a cover but somehow Rad kicked out at one.  Magnum then pulled up the mat and hit the Popsicle again.  He went for the cover and got the 3 count this time.  He then dragged Rad over and then climbed back into the backhoe and dumped the contents (popsicle sticks) on Rad.  The bell rang bringing this one to a close.  Magnum Kone gets the win with a burial under popsicle sticks in 19 minutes.  Magnum celebrates as he wearily makes his way up the ramp.  He stops at the top and turns to the fans but then is attacked from behind.  Hang on, it’s Pete the PUN-isher.  What the hell is he doing?  Pete beats down on Magnum and then delivers the PUN-t to the head.  Pete then dumps some partially melted ice cream on the King of Cones.  Pete stands over him to the booing from the crowd.  (19 min for the match; 6 min extra for the segment)

We cut backstage for a promo from the Hashtag himself, King CJ.

“Finally the hashtag, THE KING ....CJ has returned!!!! And believe me it was worth the wait!!!! And what is a rumble without the royalist rumbler of them all.....what a roster shake up that was ehhhhhhhh Stache ahahahahahah!!!! Its been a minute since the king has been in the ring, but as you can see he still rules the ring....and hes back for what is rightful his!!!  You see the belt was and is mine.....i didnt lose the belt...but best believe im here win it back!!! Its been months for all yoy guys to prove what your made of, but the real test...the REAL DEAL is back!!!! And play time is over.... what you think you can come down glance me a little stare and what the King is supposed to be scared....intimidated???? Hahahahha miss me with that stache...you think what because ive been out a minute...all the sudden you became the man??? What cuz you got that gold around your waist?? You think that makes you the champion??  You think because youve beat some young up and comers that makes you a great one??? What in your right mind thinks you can march down the aisle to MY squared circle, during MY return...after MY victory and stare me down...what you think we had a moment...a moment of greatness where some scrub challenges THE KING and it brings on some great build up for San Diego??? Look her little fish im the shark the apex predator of sports entertainment...so i suggest you look in the mirror play you some rap music and hype yourself for as long as you need because believe me, your stepping into the ring with a bonifide killer and im not gonna stop to i beat your and Rhinney Hiney’s asses from pillar to post from turnbuckle to mat and everyone....EVERYONE realizes the KING has returned to claim what is him and returns to greatness..... CJ OUT!!!!” (drops the mic)

Ant Graham is with Baron von Blood.  The Baron talks about how all Americans are morons and that his superior might and intelligence will rule the day.  Ant tells both King CJ and the Stache to prepare for a loss as there will be a new champion tonight. 

Next match on the card is a Best of 3 falls – 60 min time limit matches – no DQ match for the Ladies Title.  Scarlett Phoenix comes out first to a good pop from the crowd.  Next, the champ Ravishing Raquel comes out and she gets an even bigger pop.  She makes her way to the ring and sees the “fan” sitting at ringside.  She looks at her questionably as it appears she is dressed almost exactly like Raquel.  She shrugs it off. 

The two ladies lock up Scarlett looked really good in the ring but the champ was prepared for this match and she owned it.  Scarlett and Raquel both hit their specialty moves and both successfully kicked out of them.  After 24 minutes of astonishing action that had fans applauding at every move, Raquel gets tossed out of the ring.  While the distraction is going on, the “fan” (dressed exactly like Raquel) slides into the ring and hits the Simply Ravishing.  She then slides back out and hops the barricade and takes her seat.  Raquel makes it back into the ring and as Scarlett is trying to make it to her feet, Raquel catches Scarlett with a spinning heel kick and makes the cover to get the first pinfall.  During the next round, Raquel worked on Scarlett’s arm weakening it.  She then locked in the Ravishing Chickenwing in the middle of the ring and Scarlett had nowhere to go so she tapped out.  (10 min)  Ravishing Raquel retained her title in a well-fought 34 minute match fight. 

Just as Raquel was leaving, her “fan” jumped the railing and proceeded to give Raquel a big hug. Raquel, shocked, pushed her away yelling at her “What do you think you’re doing?”  The fan replies (a live mic just happened to be nearby) “Raquel, I’m your biggest fan.  See, I modeled myself after you…I modeled my life after you.   I want to be you because you are my hero.”  Raquel, thinking she was a flake, turned and began walking away.  The “fan” became enraged and she attacked and beat Raquel down.  The suits from the back had to come out and pull her off.  Local cops escorted her out of the building.

We cut backstage for another interview.  MJ is with the World Tag Team Champions the Smashers.  MJ says he can’t figure out how the Steel Curtain pulled out one more match other than that they are cheaters.   Smasher #1 says that the Steel Curtain will be smashed.  Smasher #2 interjects that after they retain tonight, their ASCENSION to legend status will be secured. 

The Steel Curtain (Buzz & Starbuck Steel) are backstage and Starbuck says that the Smashers have been a real thorn in their sides costing them matches at every turn.  Tonight, inside of a steel cage, though, that ends.  Buzz chimes in and says their time is now and they promise to walk out as the champions or they walk out of the HCW.  Starbuck looks at him with ‘deer in the headlights’ eyes but Buzz says he was kidding about the last part but they WILL walk out as the champs.  Their former 6 man tag team partner Biceps Bannerman walks over and says he’d wish them luck but they don’t need it.  He’ll just end with (turns to the camera) “WORD!”

World Tag team champs The Smashers vs Steel Curtain in a steel cage 60 min time limit.  As the cage is being set up, the Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) make their way down.  They are in the ring as the cage is finished being assembled.  MJ and the World Tag Team Champs the Smashers come out but stop after GM Max McGillicutty comes out.  Max tells MJ that to ensure he does not get involved in the match, he was going to be locked in a mini cage and it will be suspended over the ring.  MJ tries to complain but Max tells him it is that or he’ll be IN the cage with both teams.  MJ chooses the mini cage.  Before he entered the cage, he discretely grabbed a few items and then got into the cage.  It was then hoisted off the floor.

It did not take long for blood to be spilt in this one.  All four men had their heads bashed against the unforgiving wall of steel.  The early on “HOLY SHIT” moment came at the 22 minute mark when Buzz Steel hit a B-52 kneedrop onto Smasher #1 from the top of the cage.  Smasher #1 got injured but his partner kept up the good fight.  We join the match at the 27th minute mark. 

===== In the 27th minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled OC/TT

Starbuck Steel,  Buzz Steel double teaming for 1 rounds.
Starbuck Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Starbuck Steel executes a BUCK U (NECKBREAKER)....

Buzz Steel is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Buzz Steel executes a BUZZ CUT (DIAMOND CUTTER)....

Smasher #2 executes a Forearm Smash....

Double teaming ends.

Smasher #1 is injured for 6 more rounds.

===== In the 28th minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Smasher #2 rolled OC/TT

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Smasher #2 executes a Forearm Smash....

Starbuck Steel executes a THROW OUT OF RING....

Smasher #1 is injured for 5 more rounds.

===== In the 29th minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Smasher #2 rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel executes a ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S)....

Smasher #2 attempts to defend against ROUND THE WORLD (4 TB'S) but is unsuccessful.

Smasher #1 is injured for 4 more rounds.

===== In the 30th minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled DC

It seems somehow MJ snuck a chain into his cage and he drops in down to Smasher #2

Smasher #2 executes a CHOKE WITH CHAIN THROWN INTO CAGE BY ALLY....

Starbuck Steel absorbs the punishment.  Smasher #2 picks up Starbuck but ‘Buck pushes off and makes it to his corner.

Starbuck Steel makes the hot tag to Buzz Steel

Smasher #1 is injured for 3 more rounds.

===== In the 31st minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

Buzz Steel rolled DC

Smasher #2 executes a Forearm Smash....

Buzz Steel reverses Forearm Smash!
Buzz Steel executes a BUZZKILL (INSUGURI)....

Smasher #2 attempts to defend against BUZZKILL (INSUGURI) but is unsuccessful.

Buzz Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...
Smasher #2 kicks out of the pin!

Buzz Steel tags out to Starbuck Steel (who seems to have recovered pretty quick)

Smasher #1 is injured for 2 more rounds.

===== In the 32nd minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled DC

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel executes a OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK....

Smasher #2 attempts to defend against OUT OF THIS WORLD DROPKICK but is unsuccessful.

Smasher #1 is injured for 1 more rounds.

===== In the 33rd minute of the match: =====

Smasher #2 rolled OC.

Starbuck Steel rolled OC.

Smasher #2 executes a Stomp....

From his suspended cage, MJ throws brass knuckles to Smasher #2 in the ring but they are intercepted by Starbuck Steel.

Starbuck Steel executes a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD....

Starbuck Steel is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
Smasher #2 was pinned by Starbuck Steel!!! 

Starbuck Steel wins with a USE BRASS KNUCKLES -- DRAW BLOOD over Smasher #2 and become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

Buzz and Starbuck toss the Smashers out of the cage.  Starbuck then signals to the back and MJ’s cage is lowered into the ring.  MJ begins to panic.  Buzz opens the mini cage and MJ bolts out and tries to climb out of the enclosure but Starbuck stops him.  He drags him back down into the ring.  Buzz nails MJ with the BuzzCut and then hurls him into the cage busting him open.  He then lays him out setting him up for Starbuck.  Starbuck climbs to the top turnbuckle and then leaps and connects with the Shooting Star Buck.  MJ is out.  The cage begins to raise and the newly crowned champs exit.  The Smashers carefully retrieve their manager and head to the back while the Steel Curtain celebrate with the fans. 

The Steel Curtain then make their way up the ramp holding their titles high until P&L (Phat Sol and ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston) led by the Ambassador, attack the new champs.  P&L beat the Curtain down until refs and ‘shirts’ come from the back to break it up.  (33 min for the match; 40 for the segment)

We cut to the back where the World Champion the Stache is being interviewed by Larry Morton.  The Stache reveals he was invited to Hollywood for a part in the remake of the Magnificent 7 but his part ended up getting cut (maybe it will be in the ‘deleted scenes’?).  The Stache says he’s developed a taste for the Hollywood life and says that he’s intrigued by what they have to offer.  He says multiple offers are coming his way but his first priority is to HCW, its’s fans and while he holds it, the World title.

It’s time for our main event.  Best of 3 falls – 60 min time limit – no DQ for the World title…World Champion the Stache vs Baron Von Blood w/ Ant Graham vs King CJ.  GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that to make this one interesting, whomever is pinned after the first fall will be out and the remaining falls will be 1:1.

This one went all over the place.  There was no allegiance to anyone here until practically 50 minutes into the match.  The Stache and King CJ had double teamed the Baron.  Stache hit the whiplash (snap suplex) but then got hurled out of the ring by King CJ and King CJ scores the first fall after connecting with a bulldog.  The Baron is now out of the contest and it is down to 1:1.  Max comes back out and says that there is lots of time left so he want this to continue until someone has won 2 falls.  (50 min)

The second fall is much shorter as time has begun to wear both men down.  The Stache is able to get the next fall after he connected with the Sh*t Kicker (dropkick) practically taking King CJ out of his shoes.   (15 min) 

We have one final fall left and plenty of time left to see it through.  Max doesn’t want this ending in a draw so he declares that there must be a winner.  We pick up the final fall at the 12 minute mark.

===== In the 12th minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled DC

King CJ rolled DC

Both Men in rolled DC

The Stache rolled OC/TT

King CJ rolled DC

The Stache executes a THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK)....

King CJ neutralizes THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK).


===== In the 13th minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled OC.

King CJ rolled OC.

The Stache executes a THE LASSO (CLOTHESLINE)....

King CJ executes a BULLDOG....

A pissed off Baron von Blood pulls King CJ out of the ring and blasts him with multiple chair shots.  Once he’s done ‘tenderizing’ him, he then throws King CJ back into the ring.

===== In the 14th minute of the match: =====

The Stache rolled OC/TT

King CJ rolled DC

The Stache executes a THE TOMBSTONE (PILEDRIVER)....

King CJ absorbs the punishment.

The Stache is attempting a pin!!!

1...2...3
King CJ was pinned by The Stache!!!


The Stache wins with a THE TOMBSTONE (PILEDRIVER) over King CJ and retains the World Title!!!

Total time for all 3 falls:  79 min total

A pissed off King CJ then takes off to go confront Baron von Blood.  The Stache, exhausted, holds his title high and celebrates with the fans as the show comes to an end.


Thank you for tuning in.  Be sure to stay tuned as I’m sure there will be fallout from this show.

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