Hello fans and welcome back to our
newsletter. Well, it seems that our GM
Max McGillicutty has quite the conundrum tonight: He has FOUR title matches, a TLC match AND a
Texas Bull Rope match. Geez, this is
like a PPV. How to decide who gets the main
event? He starts to lay everything out
and even though it makes sense for the 6 Man Trophy match be last since it’s in
a steel cage, he is going to mix things up and actually make that the FIRST
match on the card tonight. He tells the
crew to go set that up now and he’ll work on the rest.
While the crew are (quickly) putting the
cage together, all 3 teams participating in this match got to have their say.
Muscles Trio: (Thorpe):
“First, I want to thank the champs for allowing us another shot at
this. Next, to the 5th
Column: Boys, the time for fun and games
are over (they take off their rainbow colored bull horns). Tonight, we get another shot at the trophy
and we WILL make it count.” The three
men put their hands in over one another, mumble something and then yell
“BREAK!”
5th Column: (Baron von Blood) “You stinking American Pig
Dogs…You cheat and feel it is right because you get cheered…Not tonight…We are
ready to take on the mantle of greatness and you will see that the 5th
Column is stronger (and more clever) than you schweinhund are.”
Steel Curtain & Biceps Bannerman
(champs): Biceps: “We have been undefeated since winning this
trophy and nothing and I mean NOTHING will stand in our way as we retain once
again. Ant Graham, we haven’t forgotten
about you and in fact, there is a surprise waiting for you down at the
ring. See you there.” Buzz and Starbuck walk off camera but come
back and say “Word”.
Match 1:
6 man Tag Team Championship in a Steel cage
All 9 men get down to ringside and Graham
walks over and gets in Biceps face.
“Where is this ‘surprise’ fat boy?”
Biceps looks up as a small cage is lowered. Graham begins to freak out. Max comes out and tells Ant that he enters
that cage or the 5th Column automatically are out of this
match. Ant freaks out a moment longer
before entering the small cage. It is
hoisted up and off to the side (about 7 feet off the ground).
The Muscles started off against the champs
but it didn’t take long for the 5th Column to enter the fray. The champs’ maintained control of the match
until a masked wrestler came down and threw in a chain to the 5th
Column. The chain was used to knock out
the champs and then used handcuffs (that were attached to the chain) to cuff
the champs to the cage wall basically nullifying them for the rest of the
match. We join the match at the 11
minute mark.
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In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Muscles
Weasley rolled DC
Karl
Braun rolled OC.
Karl Braun
executes a BITE OPPONENTS FOREHEAD....
Muscles
Weasley attempts to defend against BITE OPPONENTS FOREHEAD but is unsuccessful.
Karl
Braun tags out to Baron Von Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt)
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Muscles
Weasley rolled OC/TT
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) rolled DC
Muscles
McGuire, Muscles Thorpe, Muscles Weasley double teaming for 1 rounds.
Muscles
McGuire is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles
McGuire executes a MUSCLES CRUSH....
Muscles
Thorpe is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles
Thorpe executes a RIB BREAKERS....
Muscles
Weasley is a offensive (OC) double teamer.
Muscles
Weasley executes a OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE....
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) absorbs the punishment.
Double
teaming ends.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Muscles
Weasley rolled OC.
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) rolled OC.
Muscles
Weasley executes a SHINING WIZARD....
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) executes a NUREMBERG NECKBREAKER....
Muscles
Weasley is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Baron
Von Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Muscles
Weasley rolled DC
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) rolled OC.
Baron Von
Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) executes a CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND
GAS
CHAMBER (MODIFIED SLEEPER)....
Muscles
Weasley attempts to defend against CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND
GAS
CHAMBER (MODIFIED SLEEPER) but is unsuccessful.
Baron
Von Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) straps in the CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND
GAS
CHAMBER (MODIFIED SLEEPER).
Muscles
Weasley submits!!!
Baron
Von Blood (Reinhardt Schmitt) wins with a CRUSH FINGERS AGAINST CAGE AND
GAS CHAMBER (MODIFIED
SLEEPER) over Muscles Weasley!!!
The 5th Column has just won the
6 man tag team trophy. Ant Graham is let
down and he slides into the ring as the cage is being raised (the ref got
Biceps and the Steel Curtain freed before it went up). Graham mocks the former champs and they make
their way to the back and screams victoriously in the ring. (14 min)
Backstage, Ivan Dragovich is preparing for
his match. He is looking pumped.
Also backstage, the former champs are in
their dressing room. Biceps starts off.
“Listen guys, we had a great run as the 6 man champs but with you guys going
for the tag titles, maybe it’s time I started to concentrate on singles
action.” Buzz walks over “Hey, we’re not
the losers in this. We never got
pinned. One day, when it’s time, we’ll
get that trophy back.” Starbuck comments
“Biceps, we appreciate everything you did making our team a huge force to be
reckoned with and we would not have held those belts for over 4 months without
you.” He extends his hand and Biceps
shakes it and then shakes Buzz’s and then goes off on his own. Buzz then says that Tag Team Gold is just
around the corner. Starbuck looks up and
says “Word”.
It’s time for the next match.
Match #2:
Ivan Dragovich vs Wendell Hammerschmidt.
Just as the match began, the new 6 Man
Champions the 5th Column (Oswald Zimmerman, Karl Braun & Baron
von Blood) come out and stand on stage. This put Ivan a little off and Wendell
capitalized on it. Wendell managed to
catch Ivan in the Red Arrow but could not capitalize on it. About 10 minutes in, the 5th Column
and Ant Graham started to walk down to the ring. They surrounded it but Wendell and Ivan did
their best to ignore them.
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
Wendell
Hammerschmidt rolled OC.
Ivan
Dragovich rolled DC
Wendell
Hammerschmidt executes a Toss out of Ring....
Ivan
Dragovich neutralizes Toss out of Ring.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
Wendell
Hammerschmidt rolled OC.
Ivan
Dragovich rolled DC
Wendell
Hammerschmidt executes a Enzuigiri....
Ivan
Dragovich attempts to defend against Enzuigiri but is unsuccessful.
Wendell
Hammerschmidt is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Ivan
Dragovich kicks out of the pin!
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
Wendell
Hammerschmidt rolled DC
Ivan
Dragovich rolled OC.
Ivan Dragovich
executes a SPINNING HEEL KICK....
Wendell
Hammerschmidt absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
Wendell
Hammerschmidt rolled OC.
Ivan
Dragovich rolled DC
The 5th
Column attack Ivan while Ant distracts the ref.
They eventually roll Ivan back in.
They look like they are going to go after Wendell but they stop. Ant tells Wendell to finish it.
Wendell
Hammerschmidt executes the RED ARROW..
Ivan
Dragovich attempts to defend against the RED ARROW but is unsuccessful.
Wendell
Hammerschmidt is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Ivan
Dragovich was pinned by Wendell Hammerschmidt!!!
Wendell Hammerschimidt has just defeated
Ivan Dragovich. Wendell pulls something
out of his back pocket and it’s...a mask!
Wendell is the masked man who interfered during the 6 Man title cage
match. HOLY COW. Wendell stands with the 5th Column
and Ant says “I told you so!” and points to his head – possibly signifying that
he considers himself smart. (14 min for
the match; 17 for the segment)
Backstage, ScooterJ is asked if he thinks
he can pull this off after Master Bull and Reid played their mind games on
him. ScooterJ says that he has no
intention of being Reid’s servant for a month so that only leaves one thing…becoming
the new TV champion. ScooterJ looks to
the camera and tells the fans to DVR this as he’s about to make history.
Match #3:
Billy Robbins vs Handsome Hernandez in a TLC match. Billy comes out first and starts to set up
tables, ladders and chairs in preparation for the match. Handsome Hernandez comes out and complains
that this match is just too violent and asks to let bygones be bygones but
Billy just goes after him. Hernandez
took Billy’s momentum and smashed him through a table. The two used the ladders for both
height/daring moves as well as weapons.
The end became clear after Hernandez got smashed with the chairs (one
man conchairto). Billy set Hernandez up
on a table and then climbed to the top of the ladder and as the fans got louder
and louder, he jumped and hitting a moonsault and both men crashed through the
table with Hernandez taking the brunt of the impact. HOLY SHIT chants rang throughout the
building. Billy managed to get an arm
draped over Hernandez. The ref counted
1…2…3. Billy Robbins wins this war
between them. An exhausted Billy Robbins
wipes off some of Hernandez’ blood, smears it across his chest and walks to the
back holding a dented steel chair over his head. (33 min)
TV
Champion ‘The Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is backstage with his manager Master
Bull. Reid says that he’s ready to put
this punk in his place. Bull tells him
not to get too cocky…he’s seen ScooterJ in action and he shouldn’t be
underestimated. Reid says that the day
this upstart beats him will be the day a hospital becomes his new home.
Match
#4: TV Title: Reid Rothchild vs ScooterJ III
For the first 7 minutes of the match, Reid
had control but just barely. ScooterJ
was just as ferocious as in his last few matches. ScooterJ hurled Reid out of the ring and then
delivered a piledriver on the floor.
Master Bull was able to cause enough of a distraction that allowed Reid
to make it back in.
=====
In the 10th minute of the match: =====
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC.
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
Master
Bull executes a Inform ref of illegal conduct....
ScooterJ
executes a BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX....
He then
slides out of the ring and takes out Master Bull with one shot (he was wearing
brass knuckles)
=====
In the 11th minute of the match: =====
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
ScooterJ
executes a EYE RAKE....
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild attempts to defend against EYE RAKE but is
unsuccessful.
=====
In the 12th minute of the match: =====
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled OC/TT
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild executes a THE BACKLUND CHICKEN WING....
ScooterJ
executes a BODYSLAM....
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild rolled DC
ScooterJ
rolled OC.
ScooterJ
executes a SUPERKICK.... Master Bull comes to and ScooterJ hits him also with a
SUPERKICK,,,
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild absorbs the punishment.
ScooterJ
is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
"The
Elitist" Reid Rothchild was pinned by ScooterJ!!!
ScooterJ wins with a SUPERKICK
over "The Elitist" Reid Rothchild and is the NEW TV CHAMPION!!!
After the match ended, ScooterJ went and
got a chair and slid back into the ring with it. He then put the chair around Reid’s
ankle. He then climbed to the second
turnbuckle and with no hesitation, he jumped off and onto the chair seemingly
breaking Reid’s ankle. Master Bull
watched on in horror. Medics were out
almost immediately and got Reid on the stretcher and took him to the back with
a speechless Master Bull in tow. ScooterJ stood with the title flaunting it and
waving bye bye to Reid. (13 min for the match; 17 for the segment)
Backstage, the Wraith says that he gets
his hands on Wildfire and tonight, he puts that fire out.
Also backstage, Superstar Chic Monroe says
that up next, he gets a shot at the S.H.I.T title and unlike that goofball
Drew, he will win HIS championship back.
Chic Monroe makes his way to the ring and
he is not well received. The S.H.I.T.
champion the Savior comes out next and the fans dislike him more than they do
Chic. Monroe owned this match right from
the start. The Savior didn’t know what
hit him. All that saved him was his ring
presence and his ability to grab the rope, get a foot under it or roll out of
the ring to save his hide. Chic got
almost a dozen pin attempts in but just couldn’t get that elusive 3 count. After what seemed like an eternity fighting,
Chic noticed the time limit was running out.
He threw the Savior out of the ring but the Savior was back in almost
immediately and nailed Chic with a powerbomb.
He made the cover but the ref only counted to 2 before the bell rang
bringing this one to a time limit draw.
The Savior barely squeaks away with his title intact. (20 min draw)
We are treated to a prerecorded video from
Texas Wildfire.
Camera
is framed on a barn in the distance. The faint sound of the ringing of a
cowbell is heard. As the camera dollies in, the ringing of the cowbell gets
louder and louder. The camera enters the barn and all that's in the frame are bales
of hay and a silver plated cowbell hanging from bullrope. The camera pans up to
show a shadowy Wildfire sitting in the rafters with part of the bullrope
clenched in his fist. The cowbell ringing stops. "There are certain
moments in life, when you have to prove you're the bull of the woods. Wraith,
this match is one of those times. They say a wraith's true form is revealed in
a mirror. Well Wraith I've exposed you. I've revealed how weak and cowardly you
are. I ain't no sheep Wraith. When I cinch that bullrope around yo' neck and
puuuullll...you gon' learn who the bull of the woods is. When I take that
cowbell and bash yo skull into a buncha tiny little pieces...you gon' learn who
the bull of the woods is. When you see yo' own blood on that cowbell...you gon'
learn who the bull of the woods is. They say it takes silver to kill a wraith.
Well I got some special silvahhh on this cowbell just for you Wraith."
Wildfire hops down out of the rafters and the camera pulls in tight on his
face. "Tell ya kids to turn off the tv set, computah, mo-byle device, or
whatever they're using to watch this show because it's gon' be VIOLENCE!
VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE! Wildfire glares into the camera as it fades to black...
Backstage, the Wraith is pacing like a
caged animal. He is asked what the fans
can expect to see in this match. The
Wraith looks at the camera. “You think I
care what the fans ‘expect’ out of this match?
The fans are sheep and cannot think for themselves. Just like this punk Texas Wildfire. He gets in a lucky shot because I was
distracted and now he thinks he’s at MY level?
Listen up Wildfire…you got the type of match you wanted but it will be
your downfall. Once I’m done wasting my
time on this nobody, Stache…I still haven’t forgotten about you…YOU’RE NEXT!”
It’s
time for our next match and this one is sure to be violent. First, Texas Wildfire comes out to a pop from
the crowd. He has the bull rope already
tied to his wrist. He gets into the ring
and climbs the turnbuckle to the cheering from the fans. The Wraith (from out of nowhere) attacks
Wildfire and begins to pummel him with the cowbell attached to the bull
rope. Wildfire is already a bloody mess
and the match hasn’t even started yet.
The Wraith gets the bullrope attached to his wrist and begins to go on
the offensive but is met with a bionic elbow smash from TW. Wraith chops him but TW nails a leaping
DDT. TW hits a flying body press but the
Wraith got a chair up in the last second and TW crashed hard into it. The Wraith then smashes Wildfire’s head into
the exposed turnbuckle. Wildfire tries
to smack the Wraith with the cowbell but Wraith moves at the last second. Wraith hits TW with a chair but Wildfire hits
a hangman’s clothesline. He makes it to
one corner but that is as far as he got.
Wraith hits a strikeout headbutt and follows it up with a chop to the
chest (WOOOOO) but TW starts to “Hulk” up.
Wraith hits another chop (WOOOOO) and TW starts to shake. A third chop from the Wraith (WOOOOOO) and
now the finger point from TW (ala Hulk Hogan). The fans pop huge. TW then begins choking the Wraith the
bullrope. Wraith hits another chop and
Wildfire plants him with the leaping DDT on the chair in the ring. TW then drags Wraith behind him.
Texas Wildfire
touches one corner...
Texas Wildfire
touches two corners...
Texas Wildfire
touches three corners...
Texas Wildfire
touches all four corners!!!
Texas Wildfire wins
with a LEAPING DDT over The Wraith!!!
A
bloody Wildfire stands victorious in the ring as the ref removes the
restraint. ‘Shirts’ from the back came
out and helped The Wraith to the back.
Wildfire celebrated with the fans before heading out. (16 min)
As
the crew come out to clean up the mess, the camera pans the crowd and sitting
at ringside once again is that Fan of Ravishing Raquel who we saw a few shows
back. She is holding Raquel sign reads
“Ravishing Raquel should always main event” and “I’m Raquel’s #1 Fan”.
It
is time for our Main Event. First, Lexy
Flexx comes out and where the majority of the fans cheer for her, Raquel’s “fan”
is booing at the top of her lungs. Flexx
gives her an odd look before getting into the ring. The music changes and out comes the Ladies
Champion Ravishing Raquel. Raquel makes
her way down to the ring and passes by the fan who screams “You’re #1” and “You’re
the Greatest”. Raquel looks at her
briefly and then climbs into the ring.
The champ is in rare form tonight.
She immediately starts off by locking in the Ravishing Armbar which Lexy
had to get to the rope to break the hold.
The fan screams “YEA”. Raquel
then locks in a Power Full Nelson and Lexy has to get to the ropes again. Raquel then locks in the Ravishing
Chickenwing and holds her in the middle of the ring. Lexy, with no place to go, taps out in only 3
minutes. Ravishing Raquel retains the
title in a very dominating fashion. She
poses with her belt before heading to the back.
The “fan” hollers to her hero but Raquel, caught up in the arena’s
support, didn’t appear to hear her and as the camera cuts back to the fan, you
can see her become sad…and then angry.
With
that shot, the show comes to an end. The
Roster Rumble is up next so stay tuned.
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