Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Our PPV is now just a few weeks way.
GM Max McGillicutty gives us an update as to what we can expect from our
first PPV outside of the four corner states.
“Fans
near and wide, Halloween Scream PPV is nearly here but I want to do something
unique this time around. We are actually
going to have fewer matches on the actual card itself but will give each of
those champions 1 hour time limit/best of 3 falls opportunities to defend and
retain their titles. There will be 3
titles on the line: The Stache, if he
retains tonight, will face an opponent not yet determined. Also, Ravishing Raquel will defend her Ladies
title…opponent TBD. The final belt that
will be on the line will be the World Tag Team Championship held by the
Smashers.
Here
is my plan to determine who will get what.
On our 10/16 show, we are going to have a Tag Team Tournament with the
winning team getting the shot at the Smashers.
On our 10/19 show, El Gato Negro challenges Scarlett Phoenix with the
winner getting the shot at Ravishing Raquel.
Finally, on the 10/26 show, there will be a ‘Roster Rumble’ in which all
singles wrestlers (except those out on medical leave) will participate in a
battle royal to see who gets the shot at the Stache. The only other match that will take place
will be ‘the King of Cones’ Magnum Kone taking on ‘the Ragin Cajun’ Rad
Gumbo. It will be Gumbo 7:30 vs Kone
8:13 in a buried alive match. I’ve told
both men that this is it; there is a winner and they move on. Gumbo has won most of the battles; can Kone
win the war?
Tonight,
the Steel Curtain and Biceps Bannerman defend the trophy against the Muscles
Trio. Also, Drew the Canadian Love
Machine and Chic Monroe square off to see who takes on the Savior for the US
title. The Stache, as mentioned earlier,
defends his title against Sonic Blade.
This and much more are ready to go so let’s get this party started.”
Our
first match of the night kicks off with Handsome Hernandez making his way down
to the ring. His opponent Outback Oscar
comes out next to a big pop. Both men
were pretty evenly matched. Oscar
started to take the lead and then locked in the Outback Stretch that made Hernandez
panic. Hernandez hit Oscar with a low
blow (the ref didn’t see it) and then he dumped Oscar to the floor. He followed
him out and executed a snap suplex onto the steel steps. Hernandez rolled back in at the last minute
and Oscar got counted out. Handsome
Hernandez wins this one via countout. A
commotion comes from the crowd as Billy Robbins runs down and gets in the ring
and the two slug it out until 6 refs come out to break it up. It took a while to finally get them and keep
them separated. Robbins throws out a
challenge to Hernandez to meet him in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. Hernandez accepts. That match will be soon. (8 min for the match; 15 for the segment)
The
Wraith makes his way down to the ring after everyone had cleared out. He takes the mic and says that he will accept
Texas Wildfire’s challenge but only on one condition. This brought out TW and he asked what the
condition was. The Wraith said that he
wanted Wildfire to fight tonight against an opponent of his choosing. Win or lose, he will still have his match but
wants to see him in action. TW accepts
the condition and then asks who his opponent will be tonight. The Wraith nods his head and says “that man”
and as TW turns, Dr. Red Fang attacks him and ends up dragging him to the ring. The Wraith then pulls off his shirt revealing
a ref’s shirt. During the match, the
Wraith would slow count any time TW went for a pin or submission but would fast
count if Fang went for one. Dr. Red Fang
held the advantage (through his level of ferocity) but TW would not give
up. As the clock ticked down, Fang hit
TW with a skull crusher. As he went for
the pin, TW got his foot on the ropes.
The Wraith KICKED his foot off and then tried for another fast count but
the bell rang bringing this one to a draw.
The Wraith was just as pissed as Dr. Red Fang was. Fang snarled and left, surprisingly without
any further attacks. The Wraith jumped
out of the ring and was searching for something under the ring. He pulled out a bull rope and then climbed
back in the ring and began choking the Texas Wildfire with it. The Wraith laughed psychotically and refs ran
back out to break it up. The Wraith
left yelling “THAT is how you do it” and continued to laugh all the way to the
back. (20 min for the match; 25 total
for the segment)
Southern
Belle makes her way out to the ring and tries to act like she’s the victim
here. She calls out the Duchess and
tries to explain but the Duchess blows her off.
Belle then attacks the Duchess beating her down. She hit the Southern Swing twice to make
sure Duchess didn’t get back up. Belle
then got on the mic and called out GM Max McGillicutty. Belle tells Max that she wants to be
reinstated as a wrestler. Max tells her
he never terminated her contract because he knew she’d be back. He says that Belle can get into the ring at
any time. Belle says she wants the
Duchess as soon as possible. Max says he
will make it happen.
As
soon as Belle left, Pete the PUN-isher came out. He was not nice towards the fans. At one point he asked a guy sitting at
ringside “Dude, when was the last time you showered?” The fan did not take it too well and the fans
around him rallied and the level of noise they met was louder than anything
Pete has come across yet. He didn’t let
it phase him. He took a mic and broke
into some *shudder* puns.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft
and I'll show you A-flat minor.
I relish the fact that you've mustard the
strength to ketchup to me.
When William joined the army he disliked
the phrase 'fire at will'.
The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice
anything he needed. He gave his awl.
A new type of broom came out, it is
sweeping the nation.
Before
he could continue, The Axe came out (the fans cheered just because he got Pete
to stop talking). “Dude, listen, I know
your parents probably sheltered you growing up but you are just…not…funny. Stop with the damn puns already. This is a wrestling ring, not a comedy
stage. We WRESTLE here.” Pete, not surprisingly, attacked Axe. Our match is now underway. This one didn’t go very long and Axe
underestimated Pete. Axe looked like he
was trying to “take it easy” on Pete and he retaliated by showing what he could
do in the ring. Right about the 6th
minute, Pete tossed Axe from the ring.
He followed him out and before Axe could get up, he nailed a PUN-t to
the head. Pete rolled back in to break
the count and Axe ended up getting counted out.
Pete the PUN-isher got the win.
I’m sure Axe will be adding Pete to his “chopping block”. (6 ½ min)
There
are a couple of backstage segments.
First, the Stache is being interviewed and he says that he’s intrigued
with how the Roster Rumble is going to play out. He is asked, that by looking to the Rumble,
is he passing over Sonic Blade? Stache
says that, taking nothing from Sonic but that ‘Blade’ is dull and he will
retain tonight.
Elsewhere,
Drew the Canadian Love Machine says, as much as he wants to get in a battle of
wits with the Savior, he’s going to do it in the ring. Once the Savior gets those shoulders pinned
for the 3 count, he will reinstate the “US” name.
We
head back to the ring for the next match.
Superstar Chic Monroe makes his way out to the ring. Next is not Drew but is the S.H.I.T champion
the Savior. Monroe has some words for
him as the Savior goes to sit at commentary.
Finally, Drew comes out and he is pumped. The fans are behind him 100%. The Savior actually hit Drew in the knee
with a chair and that put Drew on the defensive. Monroe used the injury to his advantage and
plain outwrestled Drew. The two fought
hard but the longer the match went, the more in pain Drew appeared to be. Drew got to the point where he hit Monroe
with the Lover Bomb and his leg gave out so the move didn’t do much damage to
Chic but hurt Drew. Chic then nailed a
Cradle Facebuster and got a 1 count.
Chic then hit a strait jacket suplex and went to make the cover. Drew was close to the ropes but the Savior
held down Drew’s leg preventing him from kicking out of the pin. Chic Monroe gets the win and will go on to
face the Savior for the S.H.I.T championship.
(12 min)
Backstage,
the Muscles Trio are doing their goofy skit and are asked if they are taking
this match lightly. Thorpe says that the
last time they met, the Steel Curtain and Biceps owned them. He says that they are on a roll after
defeating the 5th Column and tonight, that trophy comes with them.
The
6 Man Champs are also backstage. Buzz
says that the Muscles Trio is tougher than they look and they are not taking
this lightly. Starbuck adds that they
have a mutual respect for the Trio and tonight’s match is not about revenge or
payback; it’s about defending a championship that they’ve held for 4 months and
are still undefeated. Biceps chimes in
and says that tonight’s match will be no different than in the past. They walk in the champs and will walk out the
champs. All three men lean in and say
“Word”.
The
Muscles Trio (Weasley, Thorpe and McGuire) all head to the ring. They put on their comedy skit but they are
taking this match seriously. The Champs
then come out with the trophy on a flatbed cart. All 6 men get in the ring and actually shake
hands before the bell rings. Right off
the bat, the champs triple teamed McGuire and after that it was all the
champs. About 7 minutes in, the 5th
Column led by Ant Graham came out. They
surrounded the ring. Weasley got thrown
out of the ring by Starbuck. Ant Graham
then distracted the ref and the 5th Column destroyed Weasley. Weasley ends up getting counted out and the
Steel Curtain and Biceps retain the trophy.
(8 min). Ant Graham gets on the mic
and says that the 5th Column should have had this match. The champs agree to an impromptu match and it
appears that the trophy is on the line.
Ant
did a better job leading his team but the champs were still that much
better. At the 10 minute mark, the
Muscles came back out and distracted the 5th Column. The champs then triple teamed their
opponents. Biceps threw Baron von Blood
out of the ring; Buzz hurled Karl Braun out of the ring and Starbuck hit the
“out of this world” dropkick on Oswald Zimmerman and he ended up…yep…on the
outside of the ring. Ant complained to
the ref and this time it backfired. The
Muscles ended up attacking each member of the 5th Column and they
ended up getting counted out. The Champs
are victorious in their second match of the evening. (10 min).
After the match, Ant Graham got in the ring and started going off on the
champs. They surrounded him and Starbuck
hurled Ant into the corner. Biceps ran
and squashed him in the corner. Buzz
picked Ant up and hit the Buzzkill.
Starbuck went to the top rope and hit the Shooting Star Buck. The Champs celebrated with the Muscles Trio
and then left the carnage behind.
Sonic
Blade is backstage and he says that tonight is the biggest night of his
career. He is not taking the Stache
lightly and knows what to expect. He
promises to give his all and that is all he can do.
Sonic
Blade makes his way out to the ring to a good pop from the crowd. Next, the World Champion the Stache makes his
way out. He was kind of egotistical in his
last promo and some of the fans didn’t take too well to it. GM Max McGillicutty comes out and says that
he’s giving them 30 minutes to put on a hell of a match. And that they did. Sonic started off slow but after about 3 min,
he really gave it his all. The two went
toe to toe for 11 minutes. The Stache,
while both men were on the floor, hurled Sonic into the steel steps and Sonic
was hurt. He couldn’t muster any offense
for almost 5 minutes. Finally, he got
his second wind but the damage was done.
We pick this up at the 15 minute mark.
===== In the 15th
minute of the match: =====
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled OC.
The Stache executes a
THE S*IT KICKER (DROPKICK)....
Sonic Blade executes a
FIREMAN'S CARRY....
===== In the 16th minute
of the match: =====
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled DC
The Stache executes a
RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK)....
Sonic Blade absorbs the
punishment.
The Stache is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...
Sonic Blade kicks out
of the pin!
===== In the 17th
minute of the match: =====
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled OC.
The Stache executes a
THROW OUT OF RING....
Sonic Blade executes a
SUNSET FLIP....
Sonic Blade is on the
outside. The ref begins the count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...
Sonic Blade makes it
back into the ring at the 9 count.
===== In the 18th
minute of the match: =====
The Stache rolled DC
Sonic Blade rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled DC
The Stache executes a
RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK)....
Sonic Blade reverses
RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK)!
Sonic Blade executes a
SUNSET FLIP....
The Stache absorbs the
punishment.
===== In the 19th
minute of the match: =====
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled OC.
The Stache executes a
THE STETSON SLAM (BODYSLAM)....
Sonic Blade executes a
SUNSET FLIP....
===== In the 20th
minute of the match: =====
The Stache rolled DC
Sonic Blade rolled DC
Both Men in rolled DC
The Stache rolled OC.
Sonic Blade rolled DC
The Stache executes a RODEO
ROUNDHOUSE (KICK)....
Sonic Blade absorbs the
punishment.
The Stache is
attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
Sonic Blade was
pinned by The Stache!!!
The Stache wins with a RODEO ROUNDHOUSE (KICK) over Sonic Blade!!! The Stache retains his title.
All
of a sudden, balloons and streamers began falling from the ceiling. The fans wondered what was going on. It turns out today is the champ’s birthday. Random people (no idea who they are) started
to bring out party favors (hats, noisemakers etc) and handed them to the
fans. It was announced that it was the
Stache’s birthday and that it was felt that he deserved something (besides a
win). Those random people began singing
“Happy Birthday” and the show ended with the Stache posing with the belt on the
turnbuckle.
That’s
all for now. Stay tuned for more action.
No comments:
Post a Comment