Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter. As we inch closer to our next PPV
Halloween Scream, the matches are starting to take shape. Today’s show will have El Gato Negro taking
on the Duchess with Southern Belle, Scarlett Phoenix takes on Missy Chick,
ScooterJ sees action, Hardcore Champ the Fiend defends his title against
Turnip, P&L take on the Desperados and more. Let’s head to the ring for our first match.
Pyro
goes off as our show kicks off. Missy
Chick comes out to start things off and she gets a decent pop from the
crowd. Next, her opponent Scarlett
Phoenix comes out to a bigger pop. The
two ladies shake hands in the ring and this one is underway. It seemed like it took Scarlett a few minutes
to get things going. In the first 5 minutes of the match, she only got in one
offensive move (Missy kept reversing or nullifying her moves). Finally, connecting with a flying body press
started to get things moving. Missy tried for the Missy Plex but Scarlett
reversed that and planted her with the Black Widow. Scarlett makes the quick cover and gets the 3
count. Missy seemed a little perturbed
but both women shook hands at the end.
(8 min)
‘The
Elitist’ Reid Rothchild is backstage and he is not a happy camper. Reid condemns ScooterJ and Master BS (fans
begin a BS chant) for their cowardly attack.
Reid says that thanks to their actions, he hasn’t been cleared to
wrestle until 10/19. At that show, he
will teach them both the meaning of PAIN! (He emphasized that last word in the
voice of Mr. T)
ScooterJ
and Master Bull (BS chants start up again) make their way out for their
match. Wendell Hammerschmidt, ScooterJ’s
opponent comes out next. Wendell put up
a heck of a fight and this one was about as even (on a point basis) as you can
get. ScooterJ really didn’t seem all that interested in the match (obviously
because he wants Reid in the ring) but changed his tune after Wendell connected
with the Red Arrow. ScooterJ went out of
the ring twice to confer with Master Bull. He gets back into the ring after
receiving some Intestinal Fortitude and nailed Wendell with a piledriver. Just as ScooterJ was getting ready to go for
the pin, Reid Rothchild ran down with a chair and blasted ScooterJ with
it. The ref calls for the bell and ends
up disqualifying Wendell for outside interference. Reid chased Master Bull with the chair but
Bull stayed just one step ahead. Reid
got back in the ring and locked ScooterJ in the Figure Four Reid Lock. ScooterJ screamed but Bull couldn’t get back
in the ring. Reid finally let up and said he’d see him in 10 days. (17 ½ min for the match, 22 for the segment)
Backstage
in his office, GM Max McGillicutty meets with the manager of the 5th
Column Ant Graham and the Muscles Trio.
Max tells them that the 5th Column and the Muscles Trio will
face off later today and the winner will get the next title shot at the 6 man
tag team trophy. Muscles Weasley starts
to strut around playing a toy trumpet.
Muscles McGuire and Thorpe start off singing “The Battle Hymn of the
Republic”. Max rolls his eyes as Ant Graham looks on in disgust.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
P&L (Phat Sol and Lucas Johnston) and their manager the Ambassador
all make their way to the ring. Next,
their opponents the Desperados (El Chango & Leon Teremoto) come out. The Desperados don’t seem to like these guys
so, naturally, they attack them. Phat
& Lucas bail out of the ring. Things
finally kick off and the match begins. For
the first 7 minutes of the match, the two teams were fairly even. After eating the Ground N Pound from Leon,
Lucas began to falter. The Desperados
kept Lucas in their corner and continued the beatdown. After being sequestered for 8 minutes, Lucas
makes the hot tag to Phat Sol. Phat
isn’t in the ring very long and he tags a weary Lucas back in. The same thing happened again with the
Desperados keeping Lucas on their side of the ring. During a double team by the Desperados, Phat
decided he had enough and joined in the fray.
All 4 men fought until the bell rang signaling a time limit draw. The Ambassador quickly grabbed his team and
took them to the back. The Desperados,
still hungry for action, followed. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
The Duchess is with her manager Southern Belle.
Belle tells her that after she destroys El Gato tonight, she will be
back in line for a title shot. The
Duchess asks “what do you mean ‘back in line’?
I was the CHAMPION. I deserve my
immediate rematch.” Belle had to explain
that sometimes that wasn’t how things worked out. The Duchess was not a happy woman.
We
head to the ring for our next match.
First, the Muscles Trio (Weasley, Thorpe & McGuire) head to the ring.
They are dressed in their rainbow attire wearing their rainbow colored bull
horns. They strut to the ring all
playing toy trumpets. Ant Graham then
appears and with mic in hand, tells them to “grow up and stop acting like a
bunch of morons.” The Muscles Trio mock
Ant and the manager finally calls out his team.
Baron Von Blood, Oswald Zimmerman and Karl Braun, the 5th
Column, make their way down to the ring.
The winner of this match will get the shot at the 6 man
championship. For all their hemming and
hawing, the 5th Column were just not as good as the Muscles
Trio. The Trio outwrestled their
counterparts at every step. Ant tried to get involved early but Muscles Thorpe
ended up handcuffing him to the ringside railing effectively nullifying him. Muscles Thorpe caught Karl Braun entering the
ring and sqashed him with the E-train.
He followed it up with the Muscles Crush. Thorpe makes the cover as Weasley and McGuire
take out the Baron and the Iron Cross.
Thorpe gets the 1-2-3 and they will go on to meet (once again) the Steel
Curtain & Biceps Bannerman for the 6 Man Championship. (15 min)
El
Gato Negro is backstage and says tonight is her night when she takes on the
Duchess and finally, she’ll get what’s coming to her…a shot at the Ladies title.
The
Duchess with Southern Belle comes out first.
She is, of course, booed. Belle
yells at the fans telling them to shut up and sit down. El Gato Negro comes out and Belle exits the
ring as El Gato climbs the turnbuckles to the cheering from the fans. The ref reminds us that this is a 30 minutes
time limit match. Belle really didn’t do
much for the former champ as she was too busy jawjacking with fans at ringside. We join the match at the 12 min mark.
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In the 12th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled OC/TT
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a FELINE FACELOCK....
The
Duchess (f) absorbs the punishment.
=====
In the 13th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled OC.
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled OC.
The
Duchess (f) executes a LOU THESZ PRESS....
El Gato
Negro (f) executes a RAZOR PAWS....
=====
In the 14th minute of the match: =====
The
Duchess (f) rolled DC
El Gato
Negro (f) rolled OC.
El Gato Negro
(f) executes a 9 Lives....
The
Duchess (f) absorbs the punishment.
El Gato
Negro (f) is attempting a pin!!!
1...2...3
The
Duchess (f) was pinned by El Gato Negro (f)!!!
El Gato Negro (f) wins with a 9 Lives over The Duchess (f)!!!
The
Duchess is beside herself after she realized that Southern Belle wasn’t even
paying attention. El Gato celebrated but
left quickly. Southern Belle gets in the
ring and tries to console her protégé but the Duchess won’t have it. “Listen Duchess, this is only a minor
setback. I’ll get you your rematch”
Belle says. The Duchess is not having it.
“Belle, you know what? Since you
‘took me on’, I lost my title and now I lost to someone who is inferior to
me. YOU are not worthy to be at my
side. In fact, you know what? You’rrrrrrrrrrrrre Fiiiiiiiiiiiired.” Belle can’t believe it and the fans pop. The Duchess storms out of the ring and Belle
is left behind bewildered.
Rad
Gumbo addresses the return of Magnum Kone.
“Ya know Mon Ami, dis is gotten real real. You an Me, we gonna fight; we gonna beat de
shite out of each udder. But one ting
is clear…You are finished. No more of
dis back and forth…you gonna go Deax Deax (go to sleep) after I’m dun wid
you. Gumbo 7:30 isn’t just de
catchphrase of de year; it is MY way o’ life.
Dere is no way I’m not walking out of dere. Kone, one way or a nudder, we finish
this…Cajun Style!”
It
is time for our main event. Turnip makes
his way to the ring to a decent pop from the crowd. Next, the Hardcore champion the Fiend makes
his way out and he too gets a pop. The
Fiend tells Turnip that he’s in a giving mood and says he’ll let Turnip choose
the stipulation of their match. Turnip
thinks about it for a moment and chooses an ECW rules match. The two men shake hands as the match
begins. This one really was unfair as
Turnip really didn’t get much in the way of offense and the champ owned it from
beginning to end. After the Fiend laid
in with the 3 Hits from Hell (rapid punches), he made the cover to get the
1-2-3. The Fiend retains his title in a
16 minute match. As the Fiend is
celebrating, Dr. Red Fang runs down and attacks the Fiend laying him out with a
Vampire Lunge. He then takes Turnip and
puts him through a table covered in thumbtacks.
Fang pulls the Fiend out of the ring and takes him to the announcers
table. He then hits a Transylvania
piledriver and the table collapses. The
Fiend is out. Fang jumps back into the
ring and screams “VAMPIRE LUNGES FOR EVERYONE” as the show comes to an
end. (16 min for the match; 22 for the
segment)
That’s
all for now. I’m sure the Fiend will
finally give Dr. Red Fang the answer he’s been waiting for very soon.
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