Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
As expected, there is quite a bit of fallout from October’s PPV
Halloween Scream. The PPV yielded the
end of a feud between Magnum Kone and Rad Gumbo but with Pete the PUN-isher
getting involved, it looks like a new feud has kicked off. We did hear that Pete will be addressing the
fans later regarding his actions. Also,
we saw the Steel Curtain defeat the Smashers in a steel cage to become the new
World Tag Team Champions. Buzz and
Starbuck also got their hands on manager MJ and dealt with him
appropriately. Ravishing Raquel retained
her Ladies title but her ‘fan’ made her presence known. In fact, ‘Ravishing’ Ruby Princess makes her
in-ring debut tonight. Lastly, the
Stache retained his world title in the 3 way battle against the returning King
CJ and Baron von Blood. Now that we got
that out of the way, let’s get this show started.
The
first match of the night is Outback Oscar vs Jesse California. For the first 11 minutes, both men looked
really strong but after Jesse connected with the Zig-Zag, he took over and
owned the rest of the match. Oscar,
though, had a great ring presence and kept kicking out of the pin or submission
attempts for the next 9 minutes. The
bell finally rang bringing this one to a draw.
Jesse was a little frustrated but both men shook hands much to the
delight of the fans. (20 min draw)
Backstage,
Master Bull makes an appearance and says that Reid’s ankle was badly sprained
but not broken. Bull tells ScooterJ to
enjoy life right now but Reid will be back and he’ll be bigger, stronger and
faster.
Pete
the PUN-isher makes his way out to the ring much to the dismay of the
fans. He grabs the mic and proceeds to
explain why he attacked Magnum.
“Magnum
and all you dumb people want to know why I attacked the King of the Throne (and
not the royal kind). First, when I came
to the HCW, the first person I met backstage was Magnum Kone and he just
dismissed me. He didn’t even remember
the slight he caused me. Let me take you
back 20 years…yes, I harbor grudges for a long time…I was a kid visiting an Ice
Cream shop and guess who was behind the counter...that’s right…a much younger
Magnum Kone. In fact, he was a jerk to
all the kids who came in for ice cream. He would bore people about how he and
his brother were going to become professional wrestlers. Well, one day I went in for my double scoop
and they were out of my favorite flavor!
How hard is it for an ice cream shop to stock up on ice cream? Anyway, I asked him when more was coming and
he told me ‘Beat it kid, I don’t have time for your stupid questions’. I left disappointed (and minus some ice
cream) and ever since then, I’ve hated Ice Cream vendors and ESPECIALLY this guy. Fast forward 20 years and here I am and where
is he? Back in the hospital nursing his
wounds. Magnum, 20 years ago, you picked
on the wrong kid and now, today, you have to deal with THIS MAN! Before I go, it’s time for some puns.” The fans groan.
Magnum?
More like MagNumb skull!
You’re
going to cone-nect your FACE with my FIST!
I’m
going to ice-creamate you!
The
fans boo as Pete makes his way to the back.
Backstage,
P&L members Phat Sol and ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston complain that they got
left out of the tag team tournament and they are now bringing the fight to the
Steel Curtain. It is only a matter of
time before they become champions.
We
head back to the ring for our next match. Sarona Reiher makes her way down to the ring
and she is booed. Newcomer ‘Ravishing’
Ruby Princess makes her way out and she is dressed (and looks) exactly like Ravishing
Raquel. She appears to have copied her
moves and attitude. For about 6 minutes,
Sarona held the slight edge but after that, Ruby turned up the volume and OWNED
the remainder of the match (Sarona only got in 3 offensive moves the rest of
the match). Ruby nailed ‘Ruby’s Simply
Ravishing’ but Sarona hit a Samoan drop.
Sarona hit a second one but then got tossed out of the ring by
Ruby. As soon as she got back in, Ruby
threw her out again and Sarona said she had enough. She ended up walking out and ended up getting
counted out. Ruby gets her first win via
countout. The fans still weren’t sure
how to take her so she got a mixed reaction as she left the ring. (13 ½ min)
Backstage,
King CJ says that Baron Von Blood has drawn the ire of the Hashtag and now,
he’s next.
We
go back to the ring for more action.
Handsome Hernandez comes out first and he is booed pretty heavily. Adam Jameson comes out next and gets a good
pop. Hernandez goes on the offensive
right off the bat and AJ stayed with him but eventually fell behind under the
onslaught from Hernandez. However, the
Handsome One couldn’t get the job done.
AJ had great ring presence and actually survived until the bell rang
bringing this one to a draw. AJ left
before Hernandez could do anything else.
(20 min draw)
It
is announced that Lucas Johnston gets a title shot at the Hardcore title. Phat wonders about him and is told he gets
Biceps Bannerman tonight. Phat groans.
The
5th Column members Oswald Zimmerman and the ‘turncoat’ Wendell
Hammerschmidt make their way out accompanied by their manager Ant Graham. They are booed very heavily. Their opponents The Ryzing Storm (Terra and
Travis Ryzing) come out and are cheered only because the 5th Column
is hated more. The Ryzing Storm took the
match to their opponents and about 15 min in, the Muscles Trio came out and started
parading around the ring causing a distraction.
Travis caught Oswald with a running powerslam and got the pin while Ant
Graham and Wendell were distracted. The
Ryzing Storm gets a rare win but Wendell took them out with chair shots. They then chases the Muscles Trio from
ringside waving the chairs. (19 min)
World
Champion the Stache says he’s continuing with his title defenses and says that
he’s offering the next shot to Drew the Canadian Love Machine. When asked why he didn’t want to defend
against the Wraith, Stache says the Wraith just isn’t worthy.
We
head back to the ring for more Ladies action.
The Duchess comes out first and she is booed. She doesn’t care. Madame Jade comes out next and gets a good
pop. The Duchess doesn’t like that so
she attacks Jade before the bell. This
was another hard fought one. Both ladies
brought their A game and the fans were pretty astonished by their
performance. Jade definitely looked
stronger in this one but Southern Belle coming out towards the end of the match
didn’t do any favors for the Duchess.
Jade used the distraction to hit the Jade Breaker but the bell rang
before she could make the pin. Belle
slid into the ring and waited for Duchess to get up. She struggled to her feet only to get dropped
by the Southern Swing. Belle stood over
her staring at her before leaving. (20
min draw)
‘Red
Hot’ Lucas Johnston says he’s ready to cash in and become the new champ. The match type doesn’t faze him as he will be
victorious.
Phat
Sol and his manager the Ambassador make their way down to the ring. They are booed pretty heavily. Biceps Bannerman makes his way out and gets
almost the biggest pop of the night. For
8 minutes, Phat and Biceps went toe to toe.
Biceps looked to drop Phat with a powerslam but the Ambassador got
involved and after eye raking Biceps, Phat hit a jaw jacker for a 2 count. The Ambassador then kept interjecting himself
in the match under the ref’s radar keeping Biceps in the defensive. The Ambassador tripped Biceps at the ropes
and Biceps just about had enough. He
started to go after the Ambassador but Phat hit another jaw jacker and he made
the cover (with his feet on the ropes for leverage) and got the 1-2-3. Phat Sol steals a win. Biceps, pissed off, chased Phat and the
Ambassador from ringside. (13 min)
Drew,
the Canadian Love Machine is backstage and heard that he was getting a title
shot at the Stache. “The World Champ the
Stache has granted me a fantastic opportunity and I will make the best of
it. Win or Lose, I will give it my all.”
It’s
time for the main event. First, the
challenger ‘Red Hot’ Lucas Johnston makes his way to the ring. He, of course, is booed. Next, the Hardcore champion the Fiend makes
his way out to a big pop. He makes it to
the ring and is asked what type of match he wants. He settles on ECW rules. Red Hot was red hot in this one and the champ
struggled to keep up with his opponent.
Lucas set up the Fiend in the corner with a chair and then hit a flying
dropkick pushing the chair into the Fiend’s face. Lucas went for a pin but somehow the champ
kicked out. After some more back and
forth, Lucas bounced the Fiend’s face off the ringside barrier. He took too long to get the Fiend back into
the ring as the champ kicked out at 1.
The Fiend hit the Last Caress but only got a 2 count. The Fiend got to his feet and picked up the
steel chair. He then walloped Lucas not
once, not twice but three times. The
Fiend made the cover and got the 3 count.
The Fiend retains his title in this hard fought match. (9 min)
Thanks
for reading. Be sure to come back for
more action.
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