Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Tonight, we’ll get to see our World Champion the Stache in action when
he defends his title against Tobias Snake.
Also, the Steel Curtain will get in the ring with the Smashers but MJ
said this would NOT be a title match.
There will also be a fatal 4 way to determine who will take on the
Savior for the US title.
Our
show kicks off with a ladies match.
Sarona Reiher makes her way out to the ring to a decent reaction from
the crowd. Next, the ‘colorful’ Lexy
Flexx makes her way out and receives a much bigger pop. Sarona doesn’t like that. She immediately attacks Lexy as soon as the
bell rings. Reiher was the more
aggressive of the two and that carried her throughout the match. Lexy connected
with some Japanese arm drags but dropped to the mat after eating a savate
kick. Sarona then hit a Samoan drop and
hooked the leg to get the 1-2-3. Sarona
kicks Lexy out of the ring and celebrates to the booing from the fans before
departing. (7 min)
Texas
Wildfire makes his way out and stands in the ring with a bullrope over his
shoulder. The fans pop for him. “Ever since I was knee-high to a mosquita I
wanted to...wrassle. I worked haaard to get to the HC dubya. I appreciate all
of you fans out there cheerinnn' for the Wildfyah. They put me in the ring with
The Wraith. What you do Wraith isn't wrasslin'. You take cheap shots! You don't
have the honor the good lord blessed most men with! So Wraith, I have a
proposal...if you will. You see this bullrope over mah shoulder? How about I
tie one end to my wrist and the other end to your wrist and we have a good
old-fashioned bullrope match? You see, since you don't want to wrestle I'm
going to have to beat ya like you stole sumthin'. The Wildfyah is gonna stoop
to your level in this match Wraith! It's gonna be an old fashioned barnyard
whoopin! I'm gonna drag your sorry behind all over the ring! If you got any
kind of guts....any kind of heart, you'll strap this bullrope to your wrist.
Let's see who can get the dirtiest Wraith! I know the fans here in Phoenix
Arizona want to see me beat ya!” “Wraith..........I'm easy to find.”
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
The Steel Curtain (Buzz and Starbuck Steel) make their way out first to
a huge pop from the crowd. Manager MJ
comes out and the fans begin to boo. MJ
introduces the Tag Team Champions and the FUTURE of this sport – the Smashers. The three make their way to the ring and it’s
apparent who the fans want to win this match.
It was also apparent who the better tag team is and it is NOT the
champs. The Steel Curtain, with their
quick tags, kept the champs disoriented and that really bothered MJ. Seeing that his team was on the verge of
losing, he slipped Smasher #1 a foreign object that was used to knock out
Starbuck. Buzz took out Smasher #1 but
he was not the legal man and Smasher #2 used the distraction to hit Buzz with
the Fade to Black and with a hook of the leg (and the tights) he got the
1-2-3. Smasher #2 then picks up Buzz and
hits the Steel Smasher and then dumps him out of the ring. MJ gets on the mic and asks the fans why they
back up a team that sucks so bad. The
fans boo and begin throwing stuff at them in the ring. MJ says that nothing short of a miracle will
allow the Steel Curtain a shot at the Tag Team titles. MJ leaves with the Smashers. (10 min)
The
Duchess and her manager Southern Belle complain that once again, El Gato Negro
has interfered in her matches and this time cost her the title. She wants El Gato in a match. El Gato wanders over and agrees to the match but
only if the winner gets the title shot at the champ at the PPV AND it must be a
30 min time limit match. Southern Belle
agrees on behalf of her client but says it can’t be tonight and will be at an
upcoming show so the Duchess can prepare properly.
We
head back down to the ring for our next match.
The Wraith comes out first and he is booed almost as bad as the Smashers
were. Next, Desperado member Leon
Teremoto comes out and his reaction is just slightly better than that of the
Wraith. It’s interesting that GM Max
McGillicutty would put two “heels” in a match against each other. The
Wraith was taking the match to Leon and pretty much had this one locked up
until Leon put together a couple of moves that gave the Wraith pause – a
spinebuster followed by the ground and pound.
The Wraith, thinking the match was in jeopardy (it really wasn’t), he
rolled out of the ring, grabbed a chair and blasted Leon with it resulting in a
disqualification. Leon Teremoto wins
this one via DQ. The Wraith, hurls the
chair to the ground and storms off. Texas Wildfire runs down and the two fight all
the way to the back. (7 min)
Backstage,
the Saskatchewan Heavyweight International Champion The Savior mocks Drew’s
“Canadian” heritage and says he been Americanized. He should call himself the
American/International Man of Stupidity (Austin Powers music plays in a
mockery). He tells Drew that if he ever
gets back in the ring with him, his career will be over.
We’re
back in the ring for our final four way.
First, making his way to the ring is Desperado member El Chango. He is then followed out by ‘Perfect Pecs’
Stoddard. Third, Billy Robbins is
announced but he is injured (at the hands of Handsome Hernandez) so Superstar
Chic Monroe takes his place. Lastly,
Superquake Ferguson comes out and before he can head to the ring, he asks for a
mic. He says he’s not feeling all that
great today and “trust me, I don’t think you’ll want me in that ring…if you
catch my drift. Instead, I think that
this man should take my place in this match.”
Music hits and out comes Drew, the Canadian Love Machine. The crowd pops. Drew shakes hands with Ferguson and heads to
the ring. GM Max McGillicutty comes out
and says that since the rest of the matches this evening were short, he’s
giving this one a one hour time limit…just in case. All four men beat the heck out of each other
but try as he might, Drew could not get Chic one on one (he kept tagging
out). It was a good thing the time limit
had been extended as this match needed it.
It finally got to a point where Chic Monroe got rid of El Chango and
Drew got rid of Pecs and that left the two of them in the ring. They proceeded to beat the hell out of each
other and ended up taking out the ref in the process. Drew then took Chic to the top turnbuckle and
connected with a belly to back suplex.
Both men were down. A second ref
ran down and seeing Drew’s shoulders down, started to count. At the same time, the original ref recovered
and seeing Chic’s shoulder’s down, he too began to count. Both ref’s counted to 3 at the same
time. Ref #1 awarded the match to Drew
and Ref #2 awarded it to Chic. There
really doesn’t seem to be a clear cut winner here. Max comes back out and says that these two
will face each other one more time. The
winner of that match will be the one to challenge the Savior for his
title. All of a sudden, the Savior runs
down and takes out both Chic and Drew.
The Savior then questions “What happens when there is no one left?” He hands the mic off and then leaves. (45 min)
Backstage,
Clarkus Kentus is with the challenger Tobias Snake. Clarkus asks Tobias if he has what it takes
to become the next World Champion.
Tobias says that he and his brothers are tag specialists but tonight, he
shows that he can also be a singles champion.
Elsewhere,
Larry Morton is with the World Champion the Stache. The Stache says that October is going to be
huge for him as he has agreed to defend his title THREE times this month. He knows it’s a lot but has confidence in his
abilities.
It’s
time for the main event. First, the
challenger Tobias Snake comes out and he is booed. Next, the World Champion the Stache comes out
and he gets a huge pop. Tobias was not prepared for this match and
that was apparent by the ASSKICKING the Stache brought forth. Stache 100% owned this match. The only time a threat came is after getting
kicked out of the ring, Tobias came in and hit the Dirty Deeds DDT for a two
count. Tobias, thinking he could lock it
up tried for the Dirty Deeds again but Stache instead hit a Tombstone
piledriver. He made the cover and pretty
easily got the 1-2-3. The Stache
successfully defended his title. All of
a sudden, the Wraith runs down and attacks the Stache. Tobias recovers enough to help him but then
Texas Wildfire runs in and he and the Stache clean house. The show ends with the Stache and Texas
Wildfire standing tall while Tobias and the Wraith yell at them from the floor.
(12 min)
The
cameras stop rolling and GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and says that the
fans tonight are electric and he has a treat just for them. He says that Tobias and the Wraith will team
up against the Stache and Texas Wildfire NOW…and it’s NO DQ! Tobias tries to complain that he was just in
a match but it fell on deaf ears. The
Stache hits the Wraith with the Lasso (clothesline) and Wraith hits a strikeout
headbutt. Wildfire asks to be tagged in
and Stache obliges. Wildfire locks in a
standing armbar. Wraith battles back and
hits him with a chairshot to the head.
Wildfire hits a bionic elbow and tags out. The Stache eye rakes the Wraith but Wraith
connects with a slingshot suplex. He
goes for the pin but Stache kicks out.
Wraith tags to Tobias. Stache
catches him with the Sh*tkicker (dropkick) but Tobias nails a hook and ladder
facebuster. He goes for the pin but
Stache kicks out at 2. The Wraith is
tagged back in but Stache catches him with the whiplash. Wraith prevents him from tagging out. Wraith hits another slingshot suplex but
chooses not to go for the pin. Stache
locks Wraith in the Handlebar (camel clutch) but Wraith doesn’t submit. Stache makes the tag to Wildfire. Wildfire bounces Wraith’s head against the
turnbuckle and Wraith hits a backhand chop (WOOOOOOO from the crowd). This just kept on going with all 4 men
taking turns beating the hell out of one another. Stache gets back in and catches the Wraith
with the Sh*tkicker but Tobias makes the save but is immediately escorted back
out of the ring. Stache locks the Wraith
in the Handlebar again but instead of going for a submission, he turned it into
a pin attempt and got the 1-2-3. The
Stache and Texas Wildfire get the win in this matchup which sends the fans home
happy.
That’s
all for now. Stay tuned for more
action.
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