Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Wrestlemania continues to get closer and closer and things are really
heating up in the HWF and CSWA. We have
a lot to cover so let’s jump right into it.
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out and thanks the fans for attending. He lets us know that Wrestlemania in Phoenix,
AZ is almost completely sold out. He
said few tickets remain and those who want to attend need to get to their local
box office or order the tickets online ASAP.
He tells us that the Fanfest show has sold out. As a bonus to those people attending, he has
something special lined up and over the next 2 shows, he will pass those
details along.
The
show begins with Tyson Kidd making his way out to the ring. He says that he singlehandedly defeated all
the other losers and is rewarded by getting a shot at the “Ice Cream Champion”
and at Wrestlemania, he will finally get the title and respect that comes with
it. He gets booed as he goes to sit at
commentary. The announcer then
introduces competitors for this match which is for the Intercontinental
Title. Tyson Kidd stands up and is like
“HEY, WHAT THE HELL” as Kazarian makes his way out first. Tyson leaves commentary as he hollers at Kaz. The champ Magnum Kone comes out and the fans
pop for him. He is flanked by Haagen and
Daas and he gets in the ring as his backup delivers ice cream to the fans at
ringside. The match is set for a 20
minute time limit. Before the bell could
ring, Tyson Kidd ran in and smashed Magnum with a chair. He ended up having to be restrained. Tyson is escorted from ringside so the match
could begin. That chair shot must have
hurt Magnum more then he let on as Kazarian beat the crap out of him however
nothing he did could keep the champ down for the 3 count. The bell finally sounds bringing this one to
a draw. Magnum retains his
title…barely. (20 min draw)
Clarkus
Kentus is backstage and he says he has a special guest tonight and
introduces…Chris Jericho. The fans pop
for Jericho until he insults them and then the cheers turn to boos. Jericho says he’s spoken with GM Max
McGillicutty and says that Wrestlemania is nothing without him so he’s signing
on for one match…for now. Jericho says
that he says he’s been watching from home and one person stands out…Samoa
Joe. He says that he wants to showcase
THIS (he waves his hands in front of himself) talent and what better way than
to take on the so-called Samoan Submission Machine. He says that Max has granted this match and
he will show the world who the master of the submission is when Joe taps out to
the Walls of Jericho.
We
head back to the ring for our next match.
Kevin Owens vs Prince Devitt in a non-title match. Owens was dominating Devitt until the lights
flickered as the Savior came out on stage.
Owens, pissed off, turns to yell at him giving Devitt time to
recover. Kevin turns around and Prince
hits him with a vertical drop DDT and hooks the let to get the 3 count. Devitt wins this one in 8 minutes. Prince leaves as the Savior makes his way to
the ring. The Savior stands over the
prone Owens and holds his hands over Kevin and then says that this is what
Kevin will be doing at Wrestlemania while the Savior stands tall with the North
American title. He eventually leaves and
so does Kevin.
In
the back, The Forgotten w/ the Undertaker issue a challenge to New Day for the
6 man titles. Max walks by and says
“Crap, I forgot another one.” He looks
at the Undertaker and says “Done” and walks off. I guess this one is official.
Bobby
Lashley makes his way to the ring and with mic in hand, says he totally got
screwed in the fatal four way but he is not one to complain but act in the
ring. He calls out Roman Reigns and challenges him for his spot. Reigns says no however if Lashley agrees to a
match against all members of the Shield and can beat them all, then he can have
the shot. However, if any member of the
Shield gets the pin, Roman retains his spot.
Bobby agrees. Seth Rollins and
Dean Ambrose join Roman and then head to the ring. I guess that match is next. Bobby successfully handles all 3 members of
the Shield but as the well-oiled machine they are, they kept him from getting
the 3 count. Bobby hit all 3 members
with the Dominator but saves were made each time. This one ends up going to a 30 minute draw
and since Bobby didn’t get the pin, Roman retains his spot at
Wrestlemania.
In
the back, The Stache appears to be fine except for his bruised ego. He says that he always knew El Chango was a
great competitor but never thought he’d stoop this low just to win a title. Regardless, at Wrestlemania, he is taking his
title back and will show why he’s the chosen one to take the Hardcore title to
all new heights (literally or figuratively???).
We’re
back to the ring for more action. This
one has Ryback taking on Alberto Del Rio.
Austin Aries makes his way out wearing a referee shirt. He says that he’s been appointed the special
ref for this match. He warns Del Rio to
keep his hands off him or he has the authority to suspend him if he comes close
to touching him. Ryback manhandled
Alberto for about 10 minutes but eventually the aristocrat battled back much to
the dismay of Aries. Ryback set Alberto
up in the corner and then went to the other side and charged like hit was going
to hit a spear but Alberto moved and Ryback smashed his shoulder against the
steel post. Del Rio then locked Ryback
in the double cross armbreaker and Ryback tapped out however Aries wouldn’t
call the match. Ryback kept screaming
and Aries kept trying to encourage him to power out of it. Finally, after about 20 seconds of all this,
he finally had the bell rung awarding the match to Alberto Del Rio via
submission. Alberto flaunts the win in
Aries’ face and then leaves. Aries
leaves disgusted. (17 min)
The
Savior is backstage and cuts a promo saying at Wrestlemania, he will “save”
Kevin Owens from himself and remove the burden that is the NA title.
We
head back to the ring for our next title match.
Adrian Neville challenges Dr. Red Fang for the US title. As expected, Fang was the more vicious of the
two pulling out all stops (lying, cheating, etc) to secure a win. This brought out his competitors at
Wrestlemania Phat Sol and Red Hot Lucas Johnston. Neville battled back and actually began to outwrestle
Fang and he wasn’t prepared for that.
Phat Sol tried to be funny and tripped Fang but then pretended he did
nothing wrong. While he was distracted
by Fang, Fang’s cameraman ran up from behind and blasted Phat with his
camera. Phat goes down. By the time medics came out to help Phat, the
bell was ringing bringing this one to a time limit draw (but it was bad: Fang 107; Neville 216). After the match, Fang tried to attack Lucas
Johnston but Red Hot was completely aware and chased Fang off and chased him to
the back. Medics helped Phat to his feet
and took him to the back. (30 min time
limit)
Heading
to the back once again, the Miz is back there making waves. He interrupts AJ Styles’ interview and says
he’s confident he could defeat AJ anytime, anywhere. AJ gets in his face and asks “What about
right now?” but Miz counters with “How about Wrestlemania?” AJ nods and the two stare at each other as
the segment ends.
We
are getting ready for the next match but then the Omegatron lights up:
--//////////////////////STATIC-CUTS-ACROSS-THE-SCREEN\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\--
*A
black and white image appears out of the snow and The Fiend stands in what
looks like a house out of a horror movie*
“SONIC
BLADE!!!!! You have made a grave mistake. Not in beating me, for I have to die
to receive a Resurrection...but in cheating! In accepting! You whined...you cried in the Devil Lock. Be
prepared son. More then 20 Eyes saw you cheat, more than 20 Eyes saw you weep,
and more then 20 Eyes will see when All Hell Breaks Loose as you enter the
Violent World I have prepared for you. You will taste your Last Caress and
everyone will behold the rise of The Static Age!”
*The
Fiend head-butts the camera and it returns to static*
--////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\--
Sonic
Blade is backstage and has just watched this and felt he had to respond. “Fiend, you are a coward. First you lose clean and then you attack
me. In the old days, my father always
told me cheaters never prosper. In my
life as a pro wrestler, I have always taken that to heart no matter how difficult
it has been. I give my best all the time
without cheating (hence my disassociation with the Wraith). Many may call me a cheater but it’s only
because they are trying to deflect from their own cheating ways. You want another piece of me? Fine.
Sign on the dotted line and I will teach you manners.”
Max
like what he hears but with the Wrestlemania card full, he adds a match to the
Fanfest: Sonic Blade vs the Fiend. Most likely there will be a stipulation of
some sort.
It
is time for the Main Event. Triple Crown
Champion Bray Wyatt is defending the HWF World title against Jack Swagger. King CJ comes out first though and sits at
ringside to scout the match. This one
will be ECW rules. Bray begins by
ramming Jack’s head into the ringside barrier.
He followed it up with Sister Abigail but Swagger got up and nailed a
gutwrench suplex. Wyatt grabs a chair
and nails Sister Abigail on the chair.
Bray gets a 2 and 99/100th count. Bray then spills thumbtacks in the ring. Jack nails a powerslam but missed the
thumbtacks. Bray eventually recovers and
slams Jack’s head into the ringside barrier again. Disoriented, Jack crawls back into the ring
only to be suplexed onto the thumbtacks.
Swagger struggles to his feet only to get hit with Sister Abigail once
again. Bray makes the cover and gets the
3 count. Bray successfully defended his
title. (17 min)
King
CJ then stands up and he and Bray stare at each other but then Roman Reigns
comes out and he approaches the other side of the ring. Bray takes the mic from the announcder. "What would WrestleMania be without Bray
Wyatt? What would a beast be without its teeth? What would a reaper be without
a soul to take? What would a king be without his crown? But I know something
y'all don't know. Something wicked this way comes. Run, all of you."
The
camera fades out and the show ends with all 3 men staring at each other. Thanks for reading but be sure to stay tuned
as Wrestlemania will be here before you know it.
Below
is the poster for Wrestlemania.
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