Wednesday, April 13, 2016

HWF/CSWA Wrestling Newsletter 2016 – #463


Hello fans and welcome back to our show.  Tonight, Shane McMahon has something he wants to say.  Also, the Ragin’ Cajun Rad Gumbo makes his in-ring debut tonight.   The show begins with Desperado member El Chango comes out on stage.  He challenges the Stache to a non-title match.  The Stache comes out and tells his teammate he accepts and will see him later tonight.

We head to the ring for our first match and Goldust comes out.  He gets into the ring and new music hits and “Rad’s World” starts flashing all over the Omegatron.  Rad saunters down to the ring and even flirts with a few of the ladies at ringside and pisses off the boyfriends/husbands.  Rad takes the mic and says he’s taking a page from another legends playbook and tells all the fat, overweight no-good slobs to sit down and let their ladies gaze upon a real man.  As the booing intensified, Rad flips everyone off.  Goldust walked in thinking this was going to be a cakewalk but how wrong he was.  Gumbo took the match to Goldie and in just a quick 7 ½ minutes, Gumbo locks in the Onion Twist (Muta lock) and get gets Goldust to quickly tap out.  Rad Gumbo is victorious in his first match.  He grabs the mic from the ring announcer and proclaims “Gumbo 7:30 says its dinna time, bitch.”  Rad drops the mic and walks off.

In the back, GM Max McGillicutty tells El Chango that his match is officially next and tells him to head to the ring. 

The Stache makes his way out first and gets a decent reaction from the fans.  El Chango and Leon Teremoto come out next and make their way to the ring.  El Chango started off really strong but the Stache begins to fight back.  Just as the Stache was going for the Tombstone (piledriver), Leon trips him and El Chango falls on top of him.  El Chango then jumps to the top turnbuckle and nails a shooting star press.  Leon holds down Stache’s leg and the ref (oblivious) counts 1-2-3.  El Chango gets the win in just 3 minutes.  El Chango then helps the Stache up and tells him he’s willing to forgo a shot at Wrestlemania if Stache gives him a title match tonight.  He even says that Leon will not be at ringside.  The Stache says that if he beats El Chango, they need to put all this behind them and go back to the way things were.  El Chango agrees.  The Stache stares at Leon as everyone leaves the ring.

Intercontinental Champion Magnum Kone is in the interview area and he says that he doesn’t have an opponent yet for Wrestlemania.  He says that he’d like to see 4 members in the top 10 meet and the last man standing will be his opponent for Wrestlemania.  Max walks over and says that will be happening later tonight.

We head back to the ring for tag team action.  First, the Bella Twins (Nikki and Brie) head to the ring.  They are then followed out by Women’s Champion Paige and Ravishing Raquel.  The twins took control early on and made things really tough on their opponents.  There was a lot of miscommunication between Paige and
Raquel and it even got to the point where they wouldn’t even tag out to each other and had to resort to blind tagging.  At one point, Raquel and Paige almost came to blows.  Just as the clock was winding down. Brie locked Raquel in an armbar but Raquel hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Before she could go for the pin, Paige tagged herself in and then the bell rang bringing this one to an end.  The match ended in a draw with a score that was perfectly even (221 to 221).  Even after the bell, Raquel and Paige squared off and had to be separated.  Raquel challenges Paige to a match at Wrestlemania for the Women’s title to which Paige accepted.  (30 min for the match; 33 for the segment)

In the back, the Stache confronts Leon Teremoto about his interference.  Leon says that it was all a simple mistake and says it will never happen again.  Stache agrees and says it won’t because Leon will not be allowed at ringside.  The Stache leaves and Leon looks sad.

We head back to the ring for our next match.  First, Sonic Blade makes his way to the ring and then is followed out by his opponent The Fiend.  After an 18 minute ass kicking (146 to 58), Sonic Blade gets the pin after hitting a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  After the match, the Fiend tried to complain that Blade was holding the tights – which Sonic said was false.  The Fiend ends up attacking Sonic Blade and after trapping Sonic in the Devil Lock (Figure 4), he demanded a rematch.  Sonic, in immense pain, agreed to it.  The Fiend looks on in disgust before walking away.

GM Max McGillicutty announces that tonight’s main event will be a Fatal 4 Way with Tyson Kidd vs Konnor (Ascension) vs the Elitist Champion the Wraith vs Kazarian.

Back to the ring we go for tag team action.  The Uso’s (Jey and Jimmy) are taking on Robbie E and Rockstar Spud.  Ethan Carter III is not present as he has a match later.  The Uso’s controlled the tempo for the entire match and came to an end after Jey hit Robbie E with a Northern Lights Suplex and got the 1-2-3.  Another win for the Uso’s.  They celebrate with the fans before leaving.  (16 min)

The next match begins almost immediately with Stardust taking on Ethan Carter III.  ECIII has not been a happy camper ever since losing his IC title.  He says tonight, he gets back on the road to becoming a champion once again.  Unfortunately for him, Stardust had other plans and after a 15 minute battle, Stardust stuns ECIII with an Alabama Slam and gets the 3 count.  Stardust leaves as ECIII has a fit in the ring.  (15 min)

Shane McMahon appears on the Omegatron and mocks El Chango for butting in on his match at WM but he’s all for kicking another person’s ass.  He tells El Chango that it doesn’t matter who’s the champ, only he is walking out with a belt.

It’s time for Hardcore title action.  Internal strife ignites as El Chango challenges his Desperado teammate the Stache for the Hardcore title.  El Chango has promised that he would be the one to destroy Shane McMahon and send him back to wherever.  The Stache is asked what type of rules he wants for this one and he responds with “boot camp”.  Right off the bat, El Chango blasts the Stache with a head smash into the steel post.  Stache was opened up bad.  Medics were called down while El Chango paced on the other side.  The ref was going to call the match but the Stache said he wanted to continue.   The Stache stomps on El Chango with a military boot and El Chango goes for the Muta lock.  El Chango then digs his heel into the Stache’s esophagus but then gets sent to the outside of the ring where the Stache nails a Kamikaze dive.   Both men are down but Stache makes it back in by the 6 count and El Chango barely made it in before the ref counted to 10.  El Chango goes for the Diamond Dust but it is neutralized.  El Chango jumps to the top turnbuckle and nails a shooting star press.  He catches the Stache square and hooks the leg as the ref counts 1…2…3!  El Chango has just defeated the Stache to become the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!  Leon Teremoto rushes out and celebrates with El Chango and the two leave.  Medics come back out and help the Stache to the back. (6 min)

GM Max McGillicutty comes back out and stops El Chango on the ramp.  He says that the Stache will get a rematch and the Triple Threat Match between El Chango, the Stache and Shane McMahon is set for Wrestlemania.  El Chango tries to argue but Max walks off.

 Intercontinental Champion Magnum Kone makes his way down and sits at ringside so he can scope out tonight’s main event. 

Tyson Kidd, Konnor, the Wraith and Kazarian are all in the ring.  This one turned into a slobberknocker as the Wraith ended up running away after Reid Rothchild came out and chased him from the ring.  Konnor also ended up leaving after the Steel Curtain came out and while beating down on Konnor, Viktor came out and all 4 men fought to the back leaving Tyson and Kazarian.  This one almost went the distance but Tyson got lucky and hit a sunset flip powerbomb and with a hook of the leg gets the 1-2-3.  Tyson Kidd will be going on to Wrestlemania to fight Magnum Kone.  Kone enters the ring and TOWERS over Kidd but if Davey could be Goliath, then anything is possible.  (28 min)


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