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The matches for Wrestlemania are really shaping up and everything
expects to be finalized by next week for the 3-day PPV extravaganza in sunny
(and warm) Phoenix, AZ. It looks like Triple Crown Champion now has
both competitors finalized with King CJ going after the HWF World title and
Roman Reigns going after the CSWA title.
Today’s
show begins with a battle royal to determine who gets to challenge Sami Zayn
for the X-Division title. The participants
make their way out starting with Drew, the Canadian Love Machine, Mr. Wrestling
#5, Jack Swagger, Big E and finally King CJ.
Big E first eliminates King CJ after Bray Wyatt appeared on the
Omegatron and his Royalness got distracted.
Big E was then eliminated by Jack Swagger. Swagger ate a Mr. Wrestling Superkick and was
ousted by MW5. MW5 and Drew went for a couple of min until MW5 hit Drew with a
clothesline hoping to send him over the top rope but Drew grabbed him and both
men fell out of the ring and hit the floor at the same time. GM Max McGillicutty
comes out and says the two will have a 1:1 match and that winner gets the shot
at the X-Division champ. (15 min)
The
next vignette for Rad’s World began.
This one takes place in a bar. In
the background, the music from ‘Rocky’ plays out. As the camera pans around, in the background
of the bar, we see…wait, who is that?
It’s Dario Cueto from Lucha Underground and ECW original Paul
Heyman…what are they doing here? The
camera keeps moving until it settles on Rad Gumbo sitting at a table.
He
is approached by patron of bar who says “look at the big time wrassler. Mr. Big Shot.
Ohhh, he learnt to wrassle from gators.
Why don’t you get up and show us whatchu got Mr. Pro Wrassler.” Rad turns around and slaps him across the
face. “Boy…” the patron says and then
Rad blasts him with a bucket of crawfish.
The guy is out cold. “Das how we do it down in da Bayou. Laissez les bon temps rouler!” (lay-zay lay bon tom roo-lay meaning Let the
good times roll!) He picks up and downs
a shot as it fades to black.
We
head back to the ring for a Diva’s title match.
The challenger Cactus Jackie comes out amidst pretty heavy booing. The champ Brie Bella comes out next and her
reception isn’t much better. Both women
are in the ring and then collectively flip off the crowd and the crowd is just
livid. The two go right at it. Brie controlled the match but a break came
after Southern Belle came out. Both
women stopped and started to yell at Belle.
Belle yelled back. Jackie stepped
back and then locked Brie in the Desert Stretch. Brie had made it to the ropes but Belle
slapped her hand away and Jackie pulled her back in. With nothing to save her, she had to tap
out. Cactus Jackie just won the Diva’s
title. Belle jumped in the ring and
attacked Brie beating her down. Jackie
started to laugh until Belle turned her attention to her. Belle began beating the HOLY HELL out of
Jackie and Jackie had to bail. GM Max
McGillicutty comes out and says that Brie will get a rematch at Wrestlemania
but Belle will also be getting a shot.
This Triple Threat match will see one winner and TWO who will be out of
a job. Belle stares at Jackie and Brie
as they made their way to the back separately.
(15 min)
Prestige
Inc. members Damian Sandow and Reid Rothchild meet up. Sandow says neither the GM nor owners are
saying anything but he knows something is happening. He can’t put his finger on it. Reid tells him he’s reaching on this. Sandow says the writing on the wall is
becoming clearer and it’s not looking good.
Reid tells him everything will be fine but Sandow just keeps pacing.
We
head back to the ring for 6 man team action.
First, the Shield (Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose) make
their way out. Reigns says that he
almost beat Bray Wyatt once and this time, at Wrestlemania, he takes the belt
for good. His rant is cut off as the
Enforcers (Samoa Joe, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels) make their way to the
ring. Joe is wearing a towel over his
head/face. The three rush the ring and
the Shield meets them head on. The
Enforcers fell a bit short in the violence department as the Shield owned them
all. During a double team by the
Enforcers, Dean Ambrose gets hurled out of the ring. Letting his temper get the best of him, he
grabbed a chair and hit Daniels with it causing the DQ. Joe ends up hitting Seth with a Muscle
Buster, Daniels drops Ambrose with the Angel’s Wings and AJ hit Reigns with the
Styles Clash. The Enforcers stood
victorious in the ring as the Shield made their way to the back. (16 min)
Cutting
to the interview area in the back, Team Royal Red Show is interviewed. King CJ says that tonight, they exact a
measure of revenge against Wyatt and the Desperados. Shit is going to get real tonight. Kane says that Wyatt’s family will
rest…in…Big Show cuts in and asks Kane “Wait, is that YOUR line?” He laughs as Kane glares at him and then
laughs.
Back
to the ring for tag team action. The
Ryzing Storm (Terra and Travis) make their way out first. Next, they are followed by the Steel Curtain
(Buzz and Starbuck Steel). Before the
match can begin, the World Tag Team Champs the Ascension (minus their manager
MJ) come out. They sneer at the Steel
Curtain as they walk over and sit at commentary. The match barely gets going until Viktor
stands up and hits Terra Ryzing for no reason causing the DQ. He just screwed the Steel Curtain over. They laugh until Buzz and Starbuck attack and
they end up running off. GM Max comes
back out and says that this match will take place, again and this time, without the interference. This one saw the Steel Curtain take their
frustrations out on the Ryzing boys.
Ryzing Storm basically had their asses handed to them (141 to 65). Towards the end of the match, Travis Ryzing
got injured leaving Terra on his own.
Buzz sets him up and nails the Buzz Kill. With no one to save him, Terra got
pinned. The Steel Curtain get the win
in 16 min. Starbuck gets on the mic and
tells the Ascension that at Wrestlemania, not only will they take the titles,
but they will put them out once and for all.
Bray
is in the back with ALL the Desperados. Bray says
that we’re long overdue for the HWF and CSWA Universe to appreciate a new
generation of gods. The Stache says that even in the presence of The Wyatt
Family even the largest titans turn into mortals. El Chango says that there’s
no point in resisting bow down and accept your fate. Leon Teremoto says that
the earth will shake, oceans will boil and darkness will consume all. Bray says
that The Apocalypse surrounds all of you. Bray says that he’s the angel of
dirt, the eater of worlds, Bray Wyatt. Bray says that this war against your
gods has just begun. Bray tells us to Follow The Buzzards. El Chango says
that once again, the Desperados are united but he and Leon have everything
under control and tells the Stache he’s not needed tonight. Bray gives him a stern look.
We
head back to the ring for the 1:1 battle between Drew, the Canadian Love
Machine and Mr. Wrestling #5. Drew
proved that he really wanted this match but after almost getting counted out,
he had to regroup. The Savior makes his
way to the ring and gives Drew some good advice. Drew finally hits MW5 with the La
Casita. He makes the cover and gets the
win at the 9 minute mark. Drew gets the shot at X-Division Champ Sami
Zayn. I think this match will prove to
be a really good one.
Once
again, we’re in the back. Damian Sandow walks
into Max’s office. Damian asks what’s
going on. Max says he not sure what he
wants to know but regardless, he can’t comment on administrative stuff. Sandow says shit is hitting the fan and he
knows it. Sandow asks for his immediate
release. Max says no as he wants him at
Wrestlemania. If Sandow wants to leave
after Wrestlemania, then he can. Sandow
says that he has no match other than participating in the battle royal and is
he really needed for that? Max
reiterates that nothing will happen before Wrestlemania and he expects Sandow
to be a professional and show up for the match as well as the fanfest. He still has fans who want to see him. Sandow nods and then leaves.
It’s
time for our Main Event. Team Royal Red
Show makes their way out first. Kane,
Big Show and King CJ get a huge pop from the fans. After they finally made it into the ring,
Team Wyatt came out. Bray leads the
Desperados (minus the Stache). Before
the match can begin, Max comes back out and leads a bunch of backstage
hands. Max says that this match is too
important for it to end in DQ or countout.
He sends all the backstage hands to the ring and the pull out fencing from
under the ring. They begin to assemble
a steel cage. The cage is up pretty
quick. Wyatt and the Desperados enter
the ring and we are finally off. CJ and
Bray start off and beat the crap out of each other. Bray’s team triple teams CJ until Show and
Kane even things out. Kane beat the snot
out of Leon Teremoto and Big Show held El Chango at bay. The Stache made his way out to the ring. El Chango seemed pissed he was out
there. Stache throws a chain into the ring
for El Chango to use but King CJ ends up intercepting it and he blasts El
Chango with it. CJ was not paying attention
to where Bray was and Bray blindsided him.
Bray climbed to the top turnbuckle and Leon hoisted CJ up and Bray hit
him with a sideslam and both crashed hard on the ring. Bray made the cover and got the 1-2-3. The Wyatt’s get the win and stand over a
prone CJ, Kane and Show. El Chango
recovered and glared at the Stache as the show came to an end. (45 min)
Things
are really heating up so be sure to tune back in.
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