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GM Max McGillicutty starts off the show and tells us that Ronda is fine
after that sneak attack by Stephanie McMahon.
Max says that Ronda suffered a small cut from the chair shot but will be
fine. He goes on to say that Stephanie
and Ronda will not be back on until Wrestlemania (the fans boo). Max shows a video from after the cameras
stopped rolling. After the last show
ended, Ronda eventually recovered and chased Stephanie to the back. Stephanie kept running until she got to her
limo and sped off. Ronda stood watching
seething. She mutters “Just you wait.”
A
limo pulls up and out comes Big Show, Kane and King CJ. They head right for Max’s office.
Our
show kicks off with Mr. Wrestling #5 vs Tyler Breeze. Mr. Wrestling #5 seems to fall short of both
his predecessors Mr. Wrestling #4 and before him, MW3. He just doesn’t seem to be doing a good job
living up to the Mr. Wrestling moniker.
Breeze comes out after him and as soon as he hits the ring, the two of
them lock up. For this match, however,
he really stepped up his game. He took the former X-Division champion and
tossed him around like a rag doll. The
longer the match went on, the better Mr. Wrestling #5 looked. Tyler got to the point where he didn’t think
he could win the match so he exited the ring and ended up getting counted
out. Mr. Wrestling #5 wins this one but
it’s a countout win. Oh well. (14 min)
Team
“Royal Red Show” tells Max that they want a match against Bray and his
cronies. Max says they are not here
tonight but the match will be set up for the next show.
We
go back to the ring for the next match which has former CSWA World Champ and
leader of the Enforcers Samoa Joe vs Shield member Dean Ambrose. Joe had control of this one but every time he
went for a pin or submission, Ambrose would get to the ropes. Joe kept beating Ambrose down and thought he
had it locked in when he locked Dean in a modified camel clutch but somehow
Ambrose got out of it and hit the Dirty Deeds out of nowhere. He made the cover and hooked the leg
(probably had the tights too) and he got the win. Shield members Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins
came out and looked like they were going to attack Joe but AJ Styles and
Christopher Daniels came out to even the odds.
Styles commented that Reigns was going to fail tonight in the fatal 4
way and both teams almost came to blows. Rollins challenged the Enforcers to a
match next show and they agreed.
The
announcers took time to talk about ‘The Ragin’ Cajun” Rad Gumbo and once again
talked about how he wrestled gators in the Bayou swamps when he was a kid. They spoke about how bullfrogs are prevalent
in the LA swamps and marshes as are Cottonmouths and River Rats. Next, lighting up the Omegatron, a vignette
for Rad’s World began. This week on
Rad’s World…Rad Gumbo wrestles a Gator!
The video shows Rad jumping a Gator from behind and began to wrestle
it. After getting it flipped on its
back, he pins it (hang on…is that a guy in a gator costume?). Rad climbs out of the water and settles down
on the ground. “See dat Mon ami? Dat is what I’m goin’ do to your champs…I’m
gonna beat dem silly and take whatever title I want. Wrestlemania…here I come.” The fans boo as the vignette ends.
Time
to head back to the ring for a title match.
Hardcore champ the Stache is defending his title against Uhaa
Nation. We haven’t seen much of Nation
since he debuted but he gets a chance right now for glory. This one is an ECW rules match. This was a breeze for the champ. He was able to easily beat down his
challenger. The match was interrupted
when Desperado member El Chango came out.
He climbed in the ring (this is a no DQ match) and assisted in the beat down
on Uhaa. He then told Stache to go for
the pin which he did and got the 3 count.
El Chango raised the arm of the Stache and then asked for a mic. He said that he doesn’t feel Stache can
successfully defend the title against Shane McMahon and says he should lay down
right now, let him become the champ and he’ll teach Shane the meaning of pain
and suffering. The Stache says that will
all due respect, no. El Chango gets
pissed and right then and there, challenges the Stache to a non-title
match. He says that if he wins, he wants
to be part of the match at Wrestlemania.
Stache agrees. Both shake hands
but won’t let up. The ref had to come in
and separate them. (19 min for the
match; 25 total for the segment)
In
the back, Drew the Canadian Love Machine approaches GM Max and asks if he can
challenge for a title in the HWF. He
says he is intrigued by X-Division champion Sami Zayn and would like the
opportunity. Max says that a challenger
for that title has not been determined yet.
He says he’ll allow it but only if Drew participates in a battle royal
with the rest of the contenders for that title and he wins. If Drew can do that, he will make the match
official.
We
go back to the ring for our next title match.
Kevin Owens defends North American title against Curtis Axel. The Savior makes his way out first and sits
at commentary. For about 4 minutes, Axel
looked like he was going to score another upset but then Owens just beat the
shit out of him. Owens didn’t like being
in this match and he took all that out on Axel.
Finally, he decided enough was enough and hit Axel with a Package
Piledriver and got the 1-2-3 (final score was 156 to 69). Owens took his title and got into the
Savior’s face but after the Savior wouldn’t back down, Owens gave up and just
left. (14 min)
Reigns
is backstage talking and is interrupted by Lashley, then Angle then Orton. Orton says he’s putting them all out and
walking into Wrestlemania a winner and out the champ.
Paige
(accompanied by Ravishing Raquel) vs Velvet Sky for the Women’s Title is on
next. There was a slight
miscommunication as Raquel went to go trip Velvet but ended up tripping Paige
instead. That didn’t stop the champ from
beating the tar out of Velvet and in only 4 minutes, she gets Sky to tap out to
the PTO. After the match, the two have
words but eventually calm down and leave together.
After
more pleading from the fans on behalf of Lucas Johnston (over 5000 signatures
were gathered in a petition by that one lone person who thought Lucas was Red
Hot), Max caves in and makes the US title match a triple threat match so it
will be Dr. Red Fang vs Phat Sol vs Lucas Johnston at Wrestlemania.
It’s
time for the main event. This will be a Fatal
4 way to determine who will challenge Bray Wyatt for the CSWA World title at
Wrestlemania: Reigns vs Lashley vs Angle
vs Orton. Lashley was surprisingly a
non-factor for the whole match. The
match looked more like a 3 way battle.
These 3 looked extremely strong and determined. At one point, Angle hits Reigns with Angle
Slam and goes for the pin but Orton punts him in the head and sends him to the
outside. Orton sets Reigns up for the
RKO but as he goes in, Reigns nails him with a Superman punch. Orton is down. Roman makes the cover. Kurt Angle is still on the outside and knows
he won’t make it back in in time so he holds Orton’s leg down. The ref makes the count 1-2-3 and Roman Reigns
gets the win in 22 min. Roman is going
on to Wrestlemania to fight Bray Wyatt for the CSWA World title. A pissed off Orton and Angle fought their way
to the back (Lashley must have left and no one noticed) while Roman celebrated
in the ring as the show came to an end.
Stay
Tuned. More to come.
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