Hello
fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Last episode, GM Max McGillicutty said that today’s show will be hosted
by a familiar face. He comes out to
start off the show and welcomes the fans for attending. Max then introduces the host for tonight’s
show…here…in Nashville.
“If
you smellllllllllll…what the Rock…is…cookin’” blares over the speakers and the
Rock comes out to a HUGE pop. It is
deafening. Rock saunters down to the
ring and climbs the turnbuckles soaking in the adulation from the millions…and
millions…of the Rock’s fans. The Rock says
he is the host for tonight’s show.
“Finally, the ROCK has come BACK to Nashville. The Rock says that he and #CJ will have a
showdown in the ring tonight with a contract signing. #CJ had best put on his ‘big boy pants’ and
show up. And make sure they’re your
brown pants because the Rock isn’t going to be responsible for what will happen
when you finally come face to face with the People’s Champion. The Rock is here to #TCB (take care of business).
#CJ, you got what you wanted. You Finally got the People’s Champion’s attention
so just BRING IT. If you
smeellllllalalalalalala…what the ROCK…is…cookin’.” #BrownPants begins trending almost
immediately.
Backstage,
Daniel Bryan meets up with GM Max McGillicutty.
He says that he doesn’t want to wait any longer and wants his rematch
now instead of waiting for the PPV. Max
thinks about it for a moment and agrees but says that with this change, it
becomes one fall…winner takes all. If
Daniel loses, there are no more rematches.
Bryan agrees.
It
is time for our first match which has Charlotte vs Cactus Jackie for her spot
ranking for the Diva’s title. These two
have met before when Charlotte debuted but Jackie did not come out ahead and
now she has something at stake. Charlotte
took the match to Jackie who was getting schooled pretty badly but would not
lay down long enough for a 3 count.
Finally, as we were nearing the time limit, Charlotte locked Jackie in a
Figure Four Necklock and used that to finally get that elusive 1-2-3. Charlotte moves up in the rankings and Jackie
drops. (24 min)
In
the back, X factor member Christopher Daniels cuts a promo saying he’s next in
line for the hardcore title shot and will bring gold to the X-Factor. He’ll see Magnum Kone at the PPV.
Our
next match is also for ranking with Prince Devitt vs Heath Slater for his spot
ranking for the North American title. This
one was a relatively short match that saw Slater Gator actually put on a good
showing but after attempting a flying dropkick and missing, Devitt caught him
with an ankle lock and got Heath to tap out.
Prince Devitt moves up in the rankings.
(4 min)
While
being interviewed backstage, HWF World and Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Bray
Wyatt offers a world title shot to Bobby Roode tonight. Bobby Roode walks over and accepts and says
the Reign of Wyatt ends tonight. Bray
watches as Bobby walks away and starts to laugh.
We
head back to the ring for our next match which is Nikki Bella challenging
Alicia Fox for her spot ranking for the Women’s title. This one went 15 minutes and was very
one-sided as Alicia beat the tar out of Nikki.
Even with interference from her twin Brea, it didn’t help as Fox was on
fire for this. Alicia ends up catching Nikki
with a tiltawhirl backbreaker and then made the cover to get the 1-2-3. Alicia retains her spot. (15 min)
In
the back, Miz is being interviewed and he mocks the Fiend for 1) stealing his
belt like a coward and not returning it and 2) he couldn’t get the job
done. The interviewer points out that
Miz didn’t get the job done either and Miz gets all mad and storms off.
In
ring action continues Kenta vs Daniel Bryan for the North American
championship. Bryan definitely brought
his A game but it wasn’t enough to keep up with the new champion. The two battled hard with Kenta having the
slight edge. Bryan managed to lock in
the Yes Lock but Kenta was quickly able to get to the ropes. After a bit of more back and forth action,
Bryan hits Kenta with a forearm smash and Kenta blasts back with the Go To
Sleep. He makes the cover and gets the
1-2-3. Kenta retains the NA title (7
min)
GM
Max McGillicutty comes out for the World title contract signing between current
champ Samoa Joe and the previous champ Austin Aries. Aries comes out first with the X-Factor
followed by the champ who was accompanied by the Enforcers. Aries immediately grabbed the contract from
Max and signed it. Samoa Joe then also
signed it and before we knew what was happing, they were brawling in the
ring. Their teammates all joined in the
fray as all hell breaks loose. Max
finally gets everyone to separate and then The Rock comes out and says that
these teams will fight tonight in our main event…in a steel cage.
#CJ
arrives and GM Max McGillicutty says that the host of the evening has called
for a contract signing after the next match and #CJ is required to head to the
ring. If he shows his true cowardice, he
will be FIRED. Max walks away and just
as reporter Larry Morton is walking by, #CJ goes into Promo Mode:
“Once
again the unstoppable force that is CJ is cheated by the forces that
be........I've defeated giants and slayed monsters, only to be upstaged by
actors, imposters, ice cream socials, and powder puffs!!!!!! we have wretches
dead beats and leprechauns continually stroking literally and figuratively the
powers that be for title shots, main events and false victories!!!!! Yet you
the paying public continue to be the pubic hairs that cheer, comfort and hide
all these pricks!!!!! This whole federation, collaboration....... abomination
is like a cheap thrill, a $2 prostitute!!!!!! but all you have witnessed the
greatness of the REAL PC!!!!!! AND AT YOUR RASH OF CHUMPIONS #CJ will show all
of you what a real entertainer is capable of!!!!! I will change the face of
sports entertain like no other!!!!!! CJ out.”
#CJ then goes off to get ready for his showdown with the Rock.
We
go back to the ring for our World Title Match between the champion Bray Wyatt and
Bobby Roode for the HWF World title. The
champ had Bobby’s # and kept him on the defensive for a lot of the match, During the match, Brock Lesnar comes out and
stands on the ramp. Bray ignores him but
Roode gets distracted and when he turns around, gets hit with Sister Abigail. Bray makes the cover and gets the 1-2-3. Bray retains his title. Brock runs down and hurls Roode out of the
ring before brawling with Bray. The two
are finally separated when the suits came down from the back to break it
up. (7 min for the match, 10 for the
segment)
After
everyone was cleared out, #CJ comes out with Bubba Horowitz (“son” of former
real life jobber Barry Horowitz) and they are dressed like boxers. They saunter down to the ring to the music
“Eye of the Tiger” and #CJ pretend boxes the air. Both men are wearing jean shorts hanging half
the way down their asses. Before #CJ
could get on the mic and open his big mouth again, out comes our guest host for
the evening. Rock comes out to a pop
that was louder than before (not sure that was even possible) and Rock gets on
the mic.
“The
Rock says He says he is calling #CJ out for calling himself #PC (People’s
Champion). There is only one People’s
Champion and that is the Rock. Hell, #CJ
isn’t even the Peep’s Champion as that moniker was held by Christian who by the
way was a much better wrestler than #CJ could ever hope to be. Conan (#CJ gets mad when Rock doesn’t refer
to his proper name) only thinks of himself…me, me, me…therefore he is now known
as the “Meeples Champion”. (#1 trend worldwide by the end of the night).
#CJ
interrupts and starts signing the contract.
“Finally ........big wiff oh air....the rock has brought his candy ass
out of Hollywood and into the squared circle to meet his maker....but guess
what Mr Hollywood this ain't a movie......no writers and this isn't gonna end
well for you.... sorry rocky no happy ending for you...... so I suggest you
take your ass back up that ramp, very fast, before I get very furious.....maybe
call up Marky mark beg him to be part of his lil funky bunch......!!!!!! Ahahahahaha you see rock, you had your shot, your moment to shine, but
guess what.....that moment is over.....don't come down here and try to steal my
shine, just cuz the spot light is now on me don't look to me to resurrect your
career....I'm cool your big Hollywood now, and ewww your buff... been hitting
the weights but guess what..... down here in the ring we hit back....and I'm
not gonna let the gm, the writers, and I ain't for Damn sure gonna let the
owners tell me how it's gonna go down...so when you step in here with me rocky
Miavia best believe it's for real....... so better call your agent check your
schedule ....make sure this move doesn't interfere with Hollywood…”
Rock
cuts #CJ off with holding his hand up.
Rock says that the Meeples Champion likes to flap his gums and even
though he no longer goes by the name “Jones”, he was never a real Jones. The only real Jones (Rock points to the
Omegatron) is this guy and on the screen comes Osmosis Jones (from the Animated
series). Osmosis Jones (voiced by Chris
Rock who did the character in the movie) backs up the Rock saying that #CJ
can’t beat him and won’t and when he loses, and loses bad, #CJ will be the one
leaving. #CJ attacks the Rock and the
two start brawling. #CJ hits a low blow
on the Rock and then stands over him.
Rock gets back up pretty quick (#RocksStones begins to trend) and he
hits #CJ with a Rock Bottom. However, he
hit him SO HARD that #CJ’s pants fell down.
Rock turns #CJ over and then puts the contract on his back and signs
it. Rock poses one last time to the
cheering from the crowd before leaving.
Bubba Horowitz came in after it was all done and helped #CJ to the back. Osmosis Jones was still on the screen saying
“Boy, you got yourself in a world of trouble” and the fans cheered. As a reminder to all…#CJ put his career on
the line and he must win or he’s out a job.
It
is time for our Main event: The X-Factor
vs the Enforcers in a steel cage. The
Enforcers came out first as the cage was being assembled and waited in the
ring. Once assembly was completed, the
X-Factor came out. This one saw that
after a triple team on Mark Henry, he gets injured and doesn’t participate in
the rest of the match. That did not stop
the Enforcers from controlling the match.
Aries had made the hot tag to AJ Styles who cleaned house. After Aries got a few minutes to rest, he was
back in fighting Joe. He hits Joe with a
Slingshot corkscrew press and then tags out to Daniels. Daniels nails a double jump moonsault and
lands on Joe. AJ and Aries then took out
Ryback. Daniels makes the cover and gets
the 1-2-3. The X-Factor make it to the
door and exit. They win the match in a
21 minute fight. With that, the show
comes to an end. Next issue is our
milestone so stay tuned.
Before
we sign off, here is how the PPV is looking as of right now (card subject to
change)
Magnum
Kone vs Christopher Daniels for the Hardcore title.
The
Desperados vs the Steel Curtain for the tag team titles
Taylor
Bella vs Jupiter Jane for the Diva’s title
The
Ascension & Kane vs Prestige Inc in a rematch for the 6 man titles
Samoa
Joe vs Austin Aries for the CSWA World title
Ravishing
Raquel vs Southern Belle for the Women’s title
The
Peoples Champ vs the Meeples Champ: The
Rock vs #CJ. There will be a special
guest referee.
Miz
vs the Fiend in a Rematch for the US title in a Steel Cage
Bray
Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar for the World title in a steel cage.
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