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fans and welcome back to our newsletter.
Today’s issue is mostly about challenges for ranking spots which means,
yep, you guessed it, no #CJ.
The
first match of the night has Alberto el Patron challenging Jeff Jarrett for his
spot ranking for the CSWA World title.
Patron is accompanied to the ring by his A-Team teammates Antonio Cesaro
and Adrian Neville. This was a very
evenly matched throughout the entire match.
At one point, Alberto is tossed out of the ring but makes it back in
quicker than anyone expected and locked JJ in a rolling cross armbar. His proximity to the ropes are all that saved
him. As the match progressed, JJ dragged
Alberto’s face across the ring rope but instead of Alberto holding his face in
pain, he grabbed JJ and locked in the rolling cross armbar a second time. Luck again was on JJ’s side as he made it to
the ropes to break the hold. As the
match was nearing its conclusion, Alberto hits a scoop powerslam but JJ pops up
and hits Alberto with the Stroke. JJ
makes the cover and with a bit of tight pulling, gets the 1-2-3. Jeff Jarrett retains his spot. (12 min)
Southern
Belle cut a promo saying that Raquel disrespected her and wants her in the
ring. Max comes over to make the match
for tonight.
Our
next match is Sonic Blade & the Nigerian Wraith challenge Crowe &
Kalisto for their title shot. Blade and
the Wraith aren’t even in the top 10 so a win here gets them one step closer to
realizing a dream. For 9 minutes, Blade
and the Wraith were controlling the tempo of the match but as time went on,
Crowe and Kalisto figured things out and ended up taking the match to their
challengers. As the match went on, the
Wraith hit Solomon Crowe with a chairshot to the head. The ref only caught the tail end and
questioned Wraith to what he was doing.
He of course pleaded innocent.
This gave Crowe enough time to hit a headlock driver and roll the Wraith
up for the 1-2-3. Crowe and Kalisto
retain their spot. (19 min)
In
the back, the Fiend is being interviewed by Larry Morton. He says he knows the location of Miz’s US
title but will not disclose it. Morton
pointedly asks if the Fiend was the one in disguise who actually took the
belt. The Fiend says No, it wasn’t him
but he did have a hand in it. The Fiend
says that tonight, he gets the Miz one on one and hopes to be the one who shuts
the Miz’s mouth for good.
Taking
a break from tag team action, Sami Zayn challenges Buzz Steel (Steel Curtain)
for his spot (ranking) for the X-Division title. For 10 minutes, Buzz controlled the match but
started to run out of steam and that allowed Zayn to open the flood gates. Zayn dazzled everyone with his high flying
moves and kept the fans on the edge of their seats. Zayn nails Buzz with a scoop slam piledriver
but Buzz kicks out at the very last second.
Zayn then proceeds to climb the corner turnbuckle. Buzz struggles to his feet and hits the ropes
and Zayn crotches himself on the top turnbuckle. Buzz pulls him partially off the corner and
then hits the Buzz Cut (Diamond Cutter).
He rolls Zayn up and gets the 1-2-3.
Buzz Steel retains his spot.
After the match, he helps Zayn to his feet and shake hands in a mutual
sign of respect. Both leave at the same
time. (17 min)
The
Miz is being interviewed and calls the Fiend a cheat, a stealer and a
liar. He will eliminate the Fiend from
the HWF and CSWA once and for all and will be able to show off his title
wherever he goes.
So
far, it seems that everyone who’s been defending their ranking spot have
succeeded. Next up is Starbuck Steel
(the other half of the Steel Curtain) challenging Big E for his spot (ranking)
for the IC title. Big E wasn in control
for practically the entire match.
Starbuck just couldn’t catch a break until his partner Buzz Steel came
out. Buzz provided some words of wisdom
to his tag team partner and sent him back in.
Little good it did. Big E blasts
Starbuck with a big foot to the face. He
makes the cover but Starbuck gets his leg on the rope. Langston then hits a military press and
drop. He goes over to yell at Buzz Steel
telling him to take a hike while he finishes destroying his tag team
partner. Starbuck rolled Big E up with a
small package and (with a hook of the tights), got the 3 count. Starbuck Steel gets the win and moves up in
the rankings while Big E drops. The rest
of the New Day run out but the Steel Curtain leave them stewing in the
ring. (20 min)
Jupiter
Jane cuts a promo on Taylor saying she almost ended the career of her tag team
partner. She promises that at the Clash
of the Champions, she’ll make Taylor pay…in blood.
Next
up is two of the most interesting female performers on the roster…Southern
Belle vs Ravishing Raquel in a non-title match.
If Belle wins, she will be next in line for a title shot at the
PPV. The challenger took the match to
the champion right off the bat. However,
the longer the match went on, the champ would gain ground back. The two fought a really tough match for a
whopping 28 minutes and just as Raquel was setting up for the Simply Ravishing,
Belle caught her with a flying body press and with a hook of the leg, gets the
1-2-3. Belle will be receiving a title
shot at the Clash of the Champions PPV.
After the match, Raquel attacked her and locked in the Ravishing
Chickenwing and refused to let up. She
held on long enough till she heard a ‘POP’.
She then let go and Belle rolled around in the ring holding her
arm. She looks to be in excruciating
pain. Raquel leaves without further
incident.
Ken
Anderson approaches GM Max McGillicutty and asks for his unconditional release
after his humiliating loss to Sheamus in under 60 seconds. Max says no but he will allow him to move to
the CSWA. Ken thinks about it for a
minute and accepts. Max says Sonic Blade
will be moved to the HWF so he can be with his teammate the Nigerian Wraith.
Just
when we thought we’d get through the show without #CJ, a video with him rears
its ugly head.
“I
was just in the bathroom, and i smelt what the rock has been cooking, and its
worse than his career!!!!! Why, oh why
we’ve seen hogan retain belts for waaaay to long, run companies a muck and into
the ground, we’ve seen corpses literally rise from the dead, and stick around way
after his entire career rotted!!!! I’ve
seen hermorphodites and lil homos (x pac) last way longer then his 1 2 3 career
should have, I’m seeing soft serve pedophiles, and reborn recycled wraiths
emerge as talent????? Next thing you
know Caitlyn Jenner is gonna be your main event ahahahahahaha, is she gonna
hold the belt and the womens title at the same time hahahahaha.....I CANNOT
WAIT to show this entire circus what heights i can and will bring it too when i
face this ex loser, turn chumpion, actor!!!!!!
I ran 1 hollywood out of here, watch me run this hollywood outta
here. #CJ OUT!!!!!” (We hear a toilet
flush in the background.)
Next
up on the card Bobby Roode challenges Viktor (the Ascension) for his spot
(ranking) for the world title. Viktor starts
off pummeling Roode for about 3 minutes until the Desperados come out and
distract Viktor. Bobby jumps up and hits
the Northern Lariat and rolls him up for the 1-2-3. Bobby moves up in the rankings and Viktor
moves down. (4min)
In
the back, Belle is being tended to my medical who say her shoulder is
dislocated. Belle tells the medic to
hold she shoulder down and the forcibly twists her body popping her shoulder
back in the socket. You can see the
anger, pain and frustration radiating off her.
Belle says she gets her hands once again on Ravishing Raquel and it will
be at the PPV and once and for all, she will prove why she is Women’s Champion
material…bum shoulder or not.
We
head back to the ring for the next match which has Leon Teremoto vs Bram for
his spot (ranking) for the North American title. This was another close match that saw Leon
keep up with Bram move for move. The
fans were surprised to see this guy get up and move. At the 15 minute mark, Bram is thrown out of
the ring and he was just too tired (or so it seemed) to continue. Bram ends up getting counted out and Leon
gets the win via countout. He moves up
the ranking and Bram moves down. (15 ½
min)
GM
Max McGillicutty says the next show will have a special host and that you all
need to tune in to see who it is.
It
is time for the Main Event: The Miz vs
the Fiend for the US title (and the location of the belt). GM Max McGillicutty comes out first and
introduces the Fiend. He comes out and
hands the GM a piece of paper (presumably with the location of the title). Max looks it over and nods. The Fiend heads to the ring. The Miz comes out next and grabs the paper
from Max and his eyes go all wide with shock.
He looks at the Fiend in the ring and immediately charges him. Max stops him before he got in the ring and
tells Miz that this will be a specialty match.
It was determined to be a Lights Out match. The two fought tooth and nail and beat the
holy hell out of each other for what seemed like an eternity (was actually 28
min). Neither could get a leg up over
the other. As we got to that 28 minute
mark, the Miz hits the Fiend with a haymaker and Fiend hits Miz with the Last
Caress at the exact same time. Both men
went down. The ref counted
1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10. Both men are
counted out and the match comes to an end as a double countout. GM Max McGillicutty comes back down with the
US title in his possession. Max says
these two put on a hell of a fight but this one is not over. Max says these two will indeed meet one more
time and this time will be in the confines of a steel cage. Max says he is holding up the title and will
award it once these two have their final confrontation in the unforgiving
structure. Both Miz and the Fiend had to
be helped from the ring.
With
that, the show comes to an end. Stay
tuned as this is really starting to get good.
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